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Red Warrior posted:Grout Bully. And the toothpaste-white grout looks like poo poo if, like in the commercial, the tile is beige.
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I just saw that god awful "sushi p-ushi" commercial and never before have I wanted so badly to reach through the screen and strangle an actor.
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Mar 19, 2012 21:38
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I suggest when we make the next thread that the title be about Go Daddy, because I don't think they have ever had a single good ad. Everyone of their commercials has been awful, non stop.
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Mar 20, 2012 02:27
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Rirse posted:I suggest when we make the next thread that the title be about Go Daddy, because I don't think they have ever had a single good ad. Everyone of their commercials has been awful, non stop. Well, obviously you didn't get to see the UNRATED CONTENT on their website that they can't show you on TV! ...ridiculous as that line is, it delivered hits to the site and probably continues to do so.
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Rirse posted:I suggest when we make the next thread that the title be about Go Daddy, because I don't think they have ever had a single good ad. Everyone of their commercials has been awful, non stop. The most annoying part of their commercials is how they they always go "ooh, go to our website for the UNCENSORED version of the commercial!" acting like they show nudity in them.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I just saw that god awful "sushi p-ushi" commercial and never before have I wanted so badly to reach through the screen and strangle an actor. Oh man, I'm right there with you. You know how you joke around about getting pissed at a commercial or wanting to sock an actor in the face, but that loving pee-yushi guy is one of the first ads to make legitimate anger boil up inside me.
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Mar 20, 2012 04:29
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Looks like the Ginger Neckbeard is done. http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-03-19/taxmasters-files-for-bankruptcy-dogged-by-fraud-suits Apparently, their service was just a bunch of bullshit.
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Mar 20, 2012 04:42
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What is it with celebrities and having kids with Autism? There's gotta be something in their fancy bottled water if 1 in 110 celebrity's children are coming out autistic.
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Mar 20, 2012 10:23
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muscles like this? posted:The most annoying part of their commercials is how they they always go "ooh, go to our website for the UNCENSORED version of the commercial!" acting like they show nudity in them. I know I saw one of those at the behest of either the last thread or the thread before it. The UNCENSORED version is even more cringeworthy than what they show on TV because it has about a minute more of awkward gyrating.
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Mar 20, 2012 13:43
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At least the newer commercials mention what GoDaddy does. The old ones just left me scratching my head, wondering why there was an ad for a softcore porn site during prime-time.
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Mar 20, 2012 14:20
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You know Nerf is possibly the most brilliant company ever or the dumbest with the way they market their kids toys. With commercials of guys in their 20s playing nerf tag out in the woods/parks and what have you. I don't know if the nailed their target group or not.
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Mar 20, 2012 22:16
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Darth Freddy posted:You know Nerf is possibly the most brilliant company ever or the dumbest with the way they market their kids toys. With commercials of guys in their 20s playing nerf tag out in the woods/parks and what have you. I don't know if the nailed their target group or not. Have you ever seen a goon Nerf thread in GBS? They're right on target.
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Mar 20, 2012 22:57
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SpazmasterX posted:What is it with celebrities and having kids with Autism? There's gotta be something in their fancy bottled water if 1 in 110 celebrity's children are coming out autistic. Reminds me of that Autism Speaks commercial.  "I think somebody at my brother's school has this thing called 'autism'." "My friend's brother's son has autism." "My neighbor's son has autism." "My son has autism." "I have autism!" "ME AM AUTISM."
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Mar 20, 2012 22:59
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McSpanky posted:Have you ever seen a goon Nerf thread in GBS? They're right on target. Yeah, but if any of those goons have friends, surely those friends aren't people willing to play Nerf with them.
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McSpanky posted:Have you ever seen a goon Nerf thread in GBS? They're right on target. I must of missed the one where fat neckbeards were modding their Mavericks to fire 5.56 rounds.
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rockinricky posted:Looks like the Ginger Neckbeard is done. Holy poo poo what a scumbag company. They are almost as bad as those Native American quick loan places.
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vyst posted:Holy poo poo what a scumbag company. They are almost as bad as those Native American quick loan places. Not really. The Native American commercials pretty much tell you it's expensive as gently caress.
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Codependent Poster posted:Not really. The Native American commercials pretty much tell you it's expensive as gently caress.
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I can't tell if this commercial is for vodka or some weird brand of motor oil. Does vodka come in Listerine blue?
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The latest in the long line of brilliant ideas from the NHL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3YhJo7x1ww "Hey remember how everyone loved our ads where we showed truly epic performances, both recent and historic? Well gently caress that, let's just go with a 'woooooo grab a beer and party with your bros!' angle this year."
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Mar 21, 2012 07:53
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Uncle Salty posted:This maxwell House (I think) coffee ad keeps playing on hulu, with a boring white couple having French press coffee in a restaurant (think white tablecloth, a waiter in a tie is plunging their coffee). A dude (the guy is very familiar, can't place him) with a kind of 'blue-collar guy' jacket on comes up to the couple's table with a regular drip coffee machine stuck under his arm, complains about French press pots having plungers, talks about how he likes French fries and then asks the waiter to plug in his coffee machine, so he can make this couple a better cup of coffee. Reminds me of the Schillervision Hidden Camera SNL skit: http://www.hulu.com/watch/4154/saturday-night-live-schillervision-hidden-camera
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ElwoodCuse posted:The latest in the long line of brilliant ideas from the NHL: "But no casual fans knew what was going on the old commercials maaaaaan" Which is almost literally their marketing department's angle for these new commercials. These new ads are basically every light beer commercial ever, save for the lack of misogyny and homophobia.
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Jubs posted:Reminds me of the Schillervision Hidden Camera SNL skit: http://www.hulu.com/watch/4154/saturday-night-live-schillervision-hidden-camera Every time i see a coffee commercial like that I think of this spoof from a Canadian PSA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3fmKUEu_o&feature=BFa&list=PL3EB89F44556A2B97&lf=results_main
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Just saw an anti-smoking PSA which was just a fat, bed-ridden woman saying smoking turned her into a fat, bed-ridden woman and she has to rely on people, like nurses or her son, to clean her and change her diaper. Meanwhile, we are treated to nice close-up shots of her son wiping the inside of her thighs! 
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SpazmasterX posted:What is it with celebrities and having kids with Autism? There's gotta be something in their fancy bottled water if 1 in 110 celebrity's children are coming out autistic. One of the few concrete links with occurence autism is the age of the mother, where older women are exponentially more likely to have autistic children. I'm guessing more celebrities wait until they're older to have kids.
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Mar 21, 2012 22:17
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I'm sure it's been touched upon by you guys, but the Doritos Taco Taco Bell commercial is terrible and I hate it. I want to make an edit of it where "We Are Young" is playing, but instead it's "TONIIIIIIIGHT WE ARE DUMB"
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Mar 22, 2012 02:20
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Not hate, but something I have to point out: That's Garrus/Brandon Keener in the new AT&T ad (the speed dating one), right? I'm not crazy? Because goddamn I'd recognize that voice anywhere.
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Mar 22, 2012 02:29
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404GoonNotFound posted:Not hate, but something I have to point out: That's Garrus/Brandon Keener in the new AT&T ad (the speed dating one), right? I'm not crazy? Because goddamn I'd recognize that voice anywhere. No, it's him; I wish he would get a regular announcing gig so I could hear him weekly/daily.
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 HOPPAH! HOPPAH! HOPPAH! HOPPAH! HOPPAH! HOPPAH! HOPPAH!
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I'm getting pretty tired of Depot Time. All I really know about Depot Time is that the clock hits Depot Time on pretty much every commercial break so that Tony Stewart and some helium-voiced blonde can tell me that it's Depot Time. depot time
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So, am I retarded in thinking that Whipped Cream flavored vodka would taste the same as Marshmallow flavored vodka, which would taste the same as vanilla vodka? I can't imagine them differing vastly enough to make three separate flavors. Then again I hate flavored vodka.
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:So, am I retarded in thinking that Whipped Cream flavored vodka would taste the same as Marshmallow flavored vodka, which would taste the same as vanilla vodka? I can't imagine them differing vastly enough to make three separate flavors. Then again I hate flavored vodka. I haven't tried the marshmallow one but I can tell you that whipped cream and vanilla vodkas are appreciably different. And both make a very good (if not very masculine) white russian.
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Someone in that house needs to get up in the middle of the night, turn on all the stove burners with no flame and just fill the whole fucker with natural gas. I've really been liking their competition's ads though, (directv) 1st the russian guy, now the new style ones. tying the knot with undesirables and then the other "when you get an eyepatch people think you're tough, when people think you're tough people want to see how tough." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-zG5U0v3gU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7udQSHWpL88&feature=relmfu Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Mar 22, 2012 |
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These are two local radio ads, but there's nowhere else to complain about them. First is a car dealership "Truck Month" ad where the owner of one dealership crank calls the owner of another dealership and then reveals himself and gets all  over the phone. The other guy hangs up on him and then he gets even more smug about the guy hanging up on him. I would hang up on you too, you fuckface. Then maybe call the police and get a restraining order because this is one of many commercials with this dealership doing the same thing.The second is an ad for a company doing some kind of clinical trial. The pitch, however, is: "Have you used cocaine, marijuana, LSD..." and then goes on to add other stuff like Adderall, Lortab, etc "without a prescription?" Holy poo poo gently caress, please tell me where I can get a prescription for LSD in this century. In some places you can get a prescription for pot but this isn't one of them.
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404GoonNotFound posted:Not hate, but something I have to point out: That's Garrus/Brandon Keener in the new AT&T ad (the speed dating one), right? I'm not crazy? Because goddamn I'd recognize that voice anywhere. Is it on youtube? My favorite thing is every video on youtube with Keener has the top comments related to Garrus. If they ever make a Mass Effect film, they have to cast him as Garrus.
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I hate the Beneful dog food commercial "Wonderful Thing". It has a voice actor speaking as a dog supposedly would. I just find it grating talking in such a dumbed down way. It just really gets on my nerves every time it comes on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNUdeXKd6QU
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That Charmin ad with the wife berating her dumb husband for not replacing the back-up toilet paper roll is depressing. If I get married to a lovely girl, will she one day be a shrill bitch berating me because the fancy Charmin tub wasn't immediately filled with a spare roll? Poor guy just wants to take a poo poo, let him have that at least. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXaxMoeO3e8 This isn't really that terrible compared to some commercials, but I see it all the time and this loving song is stuck in my head. So... I guess I'm just gonna infect you all with it. Enjoy!
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Hulu made me very happy by finally killing the volume on the one Lowes ad that was way, way louder than everything else they show. They could have just brought it in line, but it's now much, much quieter than everything else. May not have actually been intentional, but it gave me a good laugh.
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