Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon! - The Something Awful Forums

Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

I'm a certified college dropout :downs:

:downs:

# ? Mar 21, 2012 00:05

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:43

Zorkon: Nov 21, 2008; WE CARE A LOT

meatbag posted:

I'm a certified college dropout

Go Whitefish!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 00:41

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

meatbag posted:

I'm a certified college dropout

Please, meatbag! I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 04:21

Super Deuce: May 25, 2006; TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Please, meatbag! I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!

You, the successor? Over my empty shell! The Professor will pick me. Only I have his lobster-like tenacity.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 17:18

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Super Deuce posted:

You, the successor? Over my empty shell! The Professor will pick me. Only I have his lobster-like tenacity.

Ohhhh, you've killed me!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 17:26

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Serella posted:

Ohhhh, you've killed me!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 17:29

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

What are you hacking up? Is it my torso? IT IS! My precious torso!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 17:35

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

What are you hacking up? Is it my torso? IT IS! My precious torso!

Coleman, quiet, I'm deducing things!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 17:39

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

Coleman, quiet, I'm deducing things!

I have degrees in murderonomy AND murderology!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 17:55

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Sanguinia posted:

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

I just told you! YOU'VE KILLED ME!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 17:58

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Serella posted:

I just told you! YOU'VE KILLED ME!

It's a video will. It shows you killing him!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 18:04

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

TravBot posted:

I have degrees in murderonomy AND murderology!

Zoidberg is afoot!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 18:30

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 18:33

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I.

I have a question! What is LOCUST was really giant?

# ? Mar 21, 2012 20:22

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

Sanguinia posted:

I have a question! What is LOCUST was really giant?

That question was less stupid, though you phrased it in a profoundly stupid way.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 20:26

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Of course since the thread is still building up, it takes more and more quotes each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 20:37

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

spankmeister posted:

Of course since the thread is still building up, it takes more and more quotes each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

TV IV: The year 2012. The most wasteful board in the history of Something Awful... and it was running out of places to post its never-ending output of quotes.

The stickies were full. The Simpsons thread was full. And so, under cover of darkness, TV IV put its quotes off page one, on the world's largest Futurama thread.

The repulsive thread cycled through bumps for 50 pages, but no forum would accept it, not even that really filthy one. You know the one I mean.

Finally, in 2052, Travbot used his mod connections to obtain a rocket and launch the quotes into the Comedy Gas Chamber.

Some experts claim the thread might return to TV IV someday, but their concerns were dismissed as "depressing".

# ? Mar 21, 2012 20:51

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

You can't just sit here in TVIV, quoting Futurama!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 21:46

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

You can't just sit here in TVIV, quoting Futurama!

I've tried it! THREAD SORES HURT!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 21:58

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

This is the worst part. The calm before the bannings.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:13

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MokBa posted:

This is the worst part. The calm before the bannings.

And then the bans not so bad?

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:15

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Coleman posted:

And then the bans not so bad?

Oh God...I forgot about the bans.

:ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:16

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Alter Ego posted:

Oh God...I forgot about the bans.

You see, Mods have a preset ban limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own accounts at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown.

Spankmeister, show them the medal I won! :smug:

:smug:

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:21

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

You see, Mods have a preset ban limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own accounts at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown.

Spankmeister, show them the medal I won!

:sigh:

This one

:ocelot:

:sigh:

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:24

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

This one

Ugh. Sexlexia. :sigh:

:sigh:

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:28

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Ugh. Sexlexia.

I'm beginning to suspect there won't be any forced mating at all... :ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:33

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Sanguinia posted:

You see, Mods have a preset ban limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own accounts at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown.

Spankmeister, show them the medal I won!

ugh

:ughh:

:sigh:

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:37

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

I'm beginning to suspect there won't be any forced mating at all...

I could eat... and fertilize.

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:37

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

It sure was nice of Coleman's wife to have sex with me! :downs:

:downs:

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sanguinia posted:

Some experts claim the thread might return to TV IV someday, but their concerns were dismissed as "depressing".

:aaa:

Get that goon a custom title!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:44

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Get that goon a custom title!

This man is overgasped!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 22:45

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MokBa posted:

It sure was nice of Coleman's wife to have sex with me!

This Saturday will henceforth be known as... Fry-day!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 23:14

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

spankmeister posted:

ugh

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

You know, Zapp, at first I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!

# ? Mar 21, 2012 23:18

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Sanguinia posted:

I'm beginning to suspect there won't be any forced mating at all...

I never thought I'd die this way... but I'd always really hoped!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 00:15

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

So long, Earth! Thanks for the air and whatnot.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 00:29

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I never thought I'd die this way... but I'd always really hoped!

My only regret... is that I had... boneitis!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 00:45

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

My only regret... is that I had... boneitis!

Showtime!

I'll pretend to be dying of SPACE PLAUGE... :barf:

:barf:

# ? Mar 22, 2012 01:53

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

TravBot posted:

My only regret... is that I had... boneitis!

Boneitis.

:rolleyes:

That's a funny name for a terrible disease.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 03:07

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

DrBouvenstein posted:

You can't just sit here in TVIV, quoting Futurama!

I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the thread.

# ? Mar 22, 2012 03:37

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:43

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the thread.

You can't sit here quoting classical quotes all day!

# ? Mar 22, 2012 09:58

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

Powered by: vBulletin Version 2.2.9 (SABB-v2.24.04)
Copyright ©2000, 2001, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright ©2024, Jeffrey of YOSPOS