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Programming you say? That reminds me that I need a programmer for this MMO I'm making...
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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SlothfulCobra posted:You see, it's called the dark continent. Negroes dance with their senses. (While Europeans can only dance with their minds.) They dance with their legs, breasts, and bellies. This was the dance of the Egyptians, the whole of antiquity, the Orient. This is the dance of the Negroes. One can only envy them, for this is life, sun, primeval forests, the singing of birds and the roar of a leopard, earth. They never dance naked: and yet, how naked is the dance! They have put on clothes only to show that clothes do not exist for them.
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Mar 21, 2012 00:30
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Slack Motherfucker posted:Speaking of which, Perl isn't a real programming language it's just executable line noise for unbearable nerd hipsters On a similar note, Python is a useless language that's only popular because the xkcd guy likes it. And since we're all talking about programming, Microsoft Visual Studio is the best IDE on the market.
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lessthankyle posted:Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Also watermelons and niggardly.
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Mar 21, 2012 01:32
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Dancingthroughlife posted:It's not racist to say black people like barbeque, I think you're the racist! Cut a waterwelon in half and fill it with Everclear, stick it in the sand and you're a hipster.
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Mar 21, 2012 01:43
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Dancingthroughlife posted:Also watermelons and niggardly.
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Mar 21, 2012 01:44
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hyperhazard posted:It's okay for me to say "watermelon" because I'm fat. No, only because you may not be causasian. Let's discuss food and ethnicity for like 5 pages, because bananas ARE funny you pig! We can joke here, right?
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Mar 21, 2012 02:09
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Allow me to explain how white people are actually the victims of 'reverse racism'
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Mar 21, 2012 02:10
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Hey guys burning a Qur'an is not terrorism, burning a bible is. Also, most gay conservatives have a drug problem. It is the governments job to regulate women's reproductive processes.
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Mar 21, 2012 02:14
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Anyone who has kids nowadays is selfish as gently caress.
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Mar 21, 2012 02:29
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Polo-Rican posted:Anyone who has kids nowadays is selfish as gently caress.
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Mar 21, 2012 03:42
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Slide Rule posted:No, only because you may not be causasian. Let's discuss food and ethnicity for like 5 pages, because bananas ARE funny you pig! We can joke here, right? Bananas are proof of intelligent design, but really only good for practicing fellatio. Cucumbers and squash, on the other hand, are proof that god wants insecure girls to really stretch their boundaries.
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Mar 21, 2012 04:20
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Dancingthroughlife posted:China has the right idea! If China has overpopulation problems, why not just send a bunch of people to Japan? Problem solved!
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Mar 21, 2012 04:29
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Nobody was talking about Japan you weeaboo. Can't we have a single thread on this forum that doesn't get poo poo up with anime?
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I don't like how it's called homophobia. It's not that I'm afraid of homosexuality, I simply disapprove of what those faggots do in their bedrooms... and in filthy public restrooms. All I can really ask though is that they stay away from children so they don't molest them. GreatGreen has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Mar 21, 2012 |
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Mar 21, 2012 05:50
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RandomFerret posted:Nobody was talking about Japan you weeaboo. Can't we have a single thread on this forum that doesn't get poo poo up with anime? We weren't talking about anime until you popped in, mr anime-tar(d). your av owns btw. wubadub is that true? yes
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Mar 22, 2012 05:20
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The more liberal the Simpsons got, the shittier it got. That goes double for Family Guy.
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Mar 22, 2012 06:12
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The cookie is the better part of the oreo.
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Mar 23, 2012 07:12
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I'm pretty sure every game on [Console you owned as a child] objectively sucked. [Console you did not own], now that's where the good poo poo was.
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TwoPair posted:I'm pretty sure every game on [Console you owned as a child] objectively sucked. [Console you did not own], now that's where the good poo poo was. You didn't have both? Glad to see that MY parents loved me, at least.
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Mar 23, 2012 11:51
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Mass Effect 3's ending.
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XenophobicAirport posted:Mass Effect 3's ending.
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Mar 23, 2012 13:34
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They should've made another Star Control game instead of trying to rip some of the world building and stick it in a third person shooter. Games that are one man slaughtering armies make fundamentally less sense.
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Mar 23, 2012 16:45
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Peanut President posted:We weren't talking about anime until you popped in, mr anime-tar(d). All anime sucks, and the people who like it are worthless social rejects and sperglords. Except for Ghost in the Shell, that's pretty rad.
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Mar 23, 2012 23:08
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oddspelling posted:All anime sucks, and the people who like it are worthless social rejects and sperglords. Have you not heard of cowboy bebop? That was loving incredible because it had jazz, which is completely revolutionary and snazzy.
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Mar 24, 2012 00:50
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Pure mathematics is the only true mathematics. All the rest is basically physics and not worthy of critical thought by anyone who considers themselves better than a lowly engineer.  All applied mathematics is just stolen from pure mathematics. All physics is just stolen from mathematics. Physicists are just people who are too dumb to be good mathematicians and so spend their time playing with toys and gadgets instead of doing actual work.
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New Order > Joy Division. I imagine a hipster's coffee cup would shatter on his eco-friendly loft floor
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mcstanb posted:New Order > Joy Division. I imagine a hipster's coffee cup would shatter on his eco-friendly loft floor
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hyperhazard posted:If either of those bands has a website, they've sold out. poo poo, the minute a band accepts so much as change for gas money they've put one foot on the road of no return to being beholden to the public. Though quite frankly any band that plays music within a pre-existing genre, or even influenced by said genre, is automatically creatively bankrupt; so it's not like it matters. I may not be as famous as the Beatles, but the fact that my aharmonious solo 'found instrument' work isn't regurgitated vomit like 'Sgt. Pepper' lets me sleep far better at night than they ever could.
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Mar 24, 2012 03:38
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Breetai posted:poo poo, the minute a band accepts so much as change for gas money they've put one foot on the road of no return to being beholden to the public. Nothing is art if people are willing to offer things in exchange for it, like money. Art should just exist. In fact you should never even show it to other people, they inherently degrade it by trying to interpret it.
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Mar 24, 2012 03:53
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:Nothing is art if people are willing to offer things in exchange for it, like money. Art should just exist. In fact you should never even show it to other people, they inherently degrade it by trying to interpret it. The sole exception to this is videogames; because rather than interpret the art, people create it through the choices they make in-game. Videogames are the tools used to make art; as such paying for them is like paying for brushes and an easel, if you will.
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Sealo's stuff from Goodie Mob and Gnarls Barkly was way too hip-hop for me but I can't stop listening to "Forget You" 
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:Pure mathematics is the only true mathematics. All the rest is basically physics and not worthy of critical thought by anyone who considers themselves better than a lowly engineer. Amen brother, allow me to link you to my favorite strip from XKCD, the greatest webcomic known to man.
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Polo-Rican posted:Anyone who has kids nowadays is selfish as gently caress.
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Gay Abortions posted:Anyone who has any form of sex is perpetuating rape culture and/or is a victim of patriarchy. Even lesbians who use strap-ons are essentially engaging in heteronormative rape apologea.
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Mar 24, 2012 08:15
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Bixington posted:Your privilege is showing. You say that I'm privileged, but my daddy worked hard to afford the most exclusive schools and the best opportunities for me; as would anyone who truly cared about their kids. You shouldn't let your desire to make excuses for unmotivated poor people cause you to treat those who work hard to make something for their family's lives with comtempt. You can bet your rear end that if I wasn't ChildFree I'd do the same for my crotchdroppings, so as long as what I'm prepared to give matches what I've gotten, where's the privilege? My contributions would be the same as my benefits, which puts me morally far ahead of some mother on welfare.
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Breetai posted:Even lesbians who use strap-ons are essentially engaging in heteronormative rape apologea.
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TwoPair posted:Amen brother, allow me to link you to my favorite strip from XKCD, the greatest webcomic known to man. Pass me that link once I finish reading this hilarious Maddox article. The man speaks the truth, what can I say?
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