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I loathe sports, I'm the games forum moderator, I shrivel up and die when I see a football. But I love the hell out of Nick and Artie, give them a shot. It isn't about sports! That should be their tag line. Nick and Artie Sports Show, it isn't about sports.
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Mar 22, 2012 19:54
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Artie's impression of Hitler nailing Robert Kardashian in the rear end while asking him about his daughters nailing black athletes is sports related.
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Mar 22, 2012 21:24
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Szyznyk posted:Artie's impression of Hitler nailing Robert Kardashian in the rear end while asking him about his daughters nailing black athletes is sports related. What show was that on? Last night?
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Mar 22, 2012 21:29
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Super Ninja Fish posted:What show was that on? Last night? It started the first hour of Monday's show. I haven't gotten any further into the week, but I hope it becomes the new "this will cost you thousands in repairs".
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Mar 22, 2012 22:06
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Did anyone see this article? It's pretty old news I guess, but I didn't realize how much management freaked out about the Jeremy Lin thing. http://www.examiner.com/asian-pacific-entertainment-in-national/manaa-praises-directtv-for-reprimanding-disc-jokeys-over-racist-asian-jokes quote:Wednesday, Chang informed Aoki he’d spoken to the two hosts that day, told them their apologies weren’t sincere, and placed them on indefinite probation, adding that if something like this happened again, he’d “pull the plug” on the three hour evening show. They pretty much caved to public pressure, since they constantly are doing race-based humor. Like last night when Artie was asking Jodie Mack in his Harey Carey voice about the Jews coming to Wrigley Field. I think Jodie was getting a little nervous.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:09
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“MANAA thanks Derek Chang and DirecTV for taking decisive action and hopes it sends the message to other corporations that racist attacks against Asian Americans will not be tolerated,” said Aoki. “Obviously, no disc jockeys would encourage their listeners to call in with the most racist black jokes they know." Give Rodney a chance.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:16
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What a dumb article. Artie ain't no drat disc jockey, he didn't even know how to put songs onto his ipod.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:37
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quote:Aoki asked rhetorically, “How can you say you wanted your listeners to hear what drunk Ku Klux Klan members would say and not think it would offend people?" God, what an rear end in a top hat. I guess if it was up to him, Daniel Carver would never be a mainstay on Howard Stern. Artie saying they wanted racist people to call up so they can make fun of them is a perfectly good explanation. (It may not be true but it sounds plausible enough)
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Mar 22, 2012 22:45
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That apology was one of the most uncomfortable things I ever had to listen to.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:46
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quote:All of this detracts from the positiveness of what Jeremy Lin has accomplished. His inspirational story is moving people of all races to do their best both inside and outside the world of sports.”* *For about a week and maybe not make the playoffs.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:49
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porkfriedrice posted:Did anyone see this article? It's pretty old news I guess, but I didn't realize how much management freaked out about the Jeremy Lin thing. 
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Mar 23, 2012 01:06
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Now back to 700,000 gay jokes about Dan Felatto.
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Mar 23, 2012 01:07
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The Dan Felatto gay jokes are probably the only consistent unfunny thing about the show  Dan: *anything he says not directly related to sports or other stupid "alpha male" poo poo* GAY, HAHAHA YOU'RE SO GAY SORRY, WE DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE'RE STRAIGHT 
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Mar 23, 2012 01:46
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Artie does not fare well with the gays, see his bit on Straight Eye for the Gay Guy or whatever that show was where he just did drugs then yelled out sexual slurs at a bunch of gay designers while screaming at them to gently caress him in the rear end, for comedy.
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Mar 23, 2012 01:59
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As he said himself, without food jokes and bashing the gays, he's got nothing.
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Mar 23, 2012 02:07
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AxeManiac posted:Artie does not fare well with the gays, see his bit on Straight Eye for the Gay Guy or whatever that show was where he just did drugs then yelled out sexual slurs at a bunch of gay designers while screaming at them to gently caress him in the rear end, for comedy. The best part of that bit was Richard Christy leaving messages as gay celebs. "This is George Michael and I love a big bear, I'm out here in California. I am staying at the Cum Inn. I'm in bathhouse number 5. Just ask for George Michael." Oh gently caress it here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ukpc3OMzR0 Mr Lance Murdock fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Mar 23, 2012 |
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Mar 23, 2012 02:22
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AltronHGX posted:The Dan Felatto gay jokes are probably the only consistent unfunny thing about the show Um, last night Dan said that if you work a small enough venue, you're bound to see a penis.
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Mar 23, 2012 03:00
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I can see why Howard never agreed to have Kamal on when Artie would bring it up. I listened to him on Nick and Artie and he was really dull. Only Artie goofing on him made it listenable.
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Mar 23, 2012 03:33
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Holy Calamity! posted:Um, last night Dan said that if you work a small enough venue, you're bound to see a penis. The Sex and the City cake he bought
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Mar 23, 2012 05:13
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Artie really seems to know all the words to a lot of show tunes for a guy that likes to pick on Dan's gayness. The Dan bashing is pretty funny, but every time Artie starts singing that stuff (he sang the "When you're a Jet" song the other night) it strikes me as hypocritical.
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Mar 23, 2012 08:34
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Super Ninja Fish posted:As he said himself, without food jokes and bashing the gays, he's got nothing. Artie saying Dan's a fake Italian because he likes thick tomato sauce is a bit of food-related genius.
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Mar 23, 2012 10:16
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He's a fooour foot tall old angry jewwwww And he thinks thaaaat he is Italian tooooo He wears bifocals so he can read His t-shirt is way too tight And his belly's huuuuuuuuuuge
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Mar 23, 2012 14:23
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I'm disappointed that we probably won't ever see someone try to attack Stern, and therefore we won't be able to see what Ronnie would actually try to do in that situation (if anything).
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Mar 23, 2012 14:41
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haljordan posted:I'm disappointed that we probably won't ever see someone try to attack Stern, and therefore we won't be able to see what Ronnie would actually try to do in that situation (if anything). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_BWUcE2kA If this video proves anything its that Benjy is the real head of security.
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Mar 23, 2012 15:18
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porkfriedrice posted:Artie really seems to know all the words to a lot of show tunes for a guy that likes to pick on Dan's gayness. The Dan bashing is pretty funny, but every time Artie starts singing that stuff (he sang the "When you're a Jet" song the other night) it strikes me as hypocritical. If I remember right Artie admitted the only musicals he's seen is West Side Story and Jersey Boys. The former he saw as a kid and he even stated that he thought the gangs in the movie seemed "really tough", though in retrospect are just gay
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Mar 23, 2012 16:04
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Jesus Ronnie just looks like he ought to own a strip club.
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Mar 23, 2012 16:11
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Jesus Ronnie just looks like he ought to own a strip club. He takes a little too much pride at hanging out at them so often. Strip clubs really are incredibly skeezy places.
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Mar 23, 2012 16:13
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haljordan posted:He takes a little too much pride at hanging out at them so often. Strip clubs really are incredibly skeezy places. He has been Howard's limo driver forever, the whole stripper/porn star poo poo that used to be Howard's shtick a lot must've rubbed off him big time that it's now his steez.
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Mar 23, 2012 17:02
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haljordan posted:He takes a little too much pride at hanging out at them so often. Strip clubs really are incredibly skeezy places. I've never understood the love or the airtime that Ronnie gets. Every single strip club I've been to has an equivalent of Ronnie in it. Right down to the looks, though usually they're more overweight. He's always in gyno-row, right down in the corner. He knows all the dancers real names, calling them Michelle when the DJ is announcing for Destiny to get on stage. I've even been there when he arrives, and gets a "Norm" style greeting, and of course he's brought coffee for the entire dance card that day. Ronnie has managed to take this act on the road somehow, and I really cant place why but this pisses me off.
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Mar 23, 2012 17:40
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That guy at the strip club is so disgusting, here let me explain what I learned from constantly watching him while at a strip club myself. Ronnie owns because he doesn't understand why "LET'S gently caress SOME WHORES" isn't a good catchphrase.
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Mar 23, 2012 18:25
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AxeManiac posted:That guy at the strip club is so disgusting, here let me explain what I learned from constantly watching him while at a strip club myself. Wait, it ISN'T?! *hurriedly rewrites parents' 35th wedding anniversary toast* haljordan fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Mar 23, 2012 |
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Mar 23, 2012 18:35
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haljordan posted:Wait, it ISN'T?! *hurriedly rewrites parents' 35th wedding anniversary toast* Didnt he bust this out at Bubba's wedding? This was also around the time Bubba printed up t-shirts with Ronnie's saying on it and then had to eat the cost and not distribute them because Howard didnt give it the OK. Normally that'd piss me off, but because it was Ronnie, I understood.
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Mar 23, 2012 18:42
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Alkaphanel posted:Didnt he bust this out at Bubba's wedding? Yeah, he definitely did bust it out at a wedding.
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Mar 23, 2012 18:48
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Set your DVRs, Eric the Ack-Acktor is on "In Plain Sight" tonight.
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Mar 23, 2012 18:55
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Alkaphanel posted:Didnt he bust this out at Bubba's wedding? Howard has claimed to "own" things associated with the show, such as "Eric the Midget." I wonder how that pans out legally. At least in the wrestling biz they have to sign a contact saying "WWF (and Marvel Comics) owns the name Hulk Hogan and any derivatives forever and always" or whatever but I'm sure Eric has never signed a thing. Unless he signed some sort of release to be on Howard TV and they snuck that in there.
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Mar 23, 2012 18:57
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Alkaphanel posted:I've never understood the love or the airtime that Ronnie gets. Every single strip club I've been to has an equivalent of Ronnie in it. Right down to the looks, though usually they're more overweight. Explain gyno-row and "Norm" style greetings for the rest of us.
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Mar 23, 2012 20:29
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MrMidnight posted:Explain gyno-row and "Norm" style greetings for the rest of us. gyno-row would be what we used to call "sitting at the rails". This is the row of seats that line the stage where you can get the same view of the stripper's lady bits that her Doctor gets. Some people call it the tip rail too. Norm refers to the TV show Cheers. The character played was a guy who went to the bar, Cheers, everyday. When he walked in the door the entire place would greet him by saying,"Norm!" then he'd take his seat and order a beer.
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Mar 23, 2012 20:33
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MrMidnight posted:Explain gyno-row and "Norm" style greetings for the rest of us. "Norm" Greeting is a Cheers reference, like how when he'd walk in the entire bar would should "Norm!" gyno-row: (Also called Perv Row, Sniffers Row) the very front seats at or around the stage. In my defense, I used to travel a lot for work, and I guess the popular place to take a vendor thats on an expense account is a strip club. Its one thing to go in for some beers and a plate of wings. But bringing the dancers a latte and a handful of Sharpies (I dont know either) is a suspect move. e:f,b
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Mar 23, 2012 20:40
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ChaosMonkey posted:Howard has claimed to "own" things associated with the show, such as "Eric the Midget." I wonder how that pans out legally. At least in the wrestling biz they have to sign a contact saying "WWF (and Marvel Comics) owns the name Hulk Hogan and any derivatives forever and always" or whatever but I'm sure Eric has never signed a thing. Unless he signed some sort of release to be on Howard TV and they snuck that in there. It is always kind of lovely for Howard to tell people to not try to scrape up some nickles because King of Media is sitting on all of them. There is a difference between Ronnie selling shirts with something he actually made up, but Howard made a joke out of it and him selling Howard Stern themed shirts. Let Ronnie sell his stupid shirts, people know it is Ronnie and not you, but people like when you goof on Ronnie, that is how Howard exists, he takes goofy people and shines a light at them or just asks celebs about sex.
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Mar 23, 2012 21:07
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I would buy an official Richard & Sal prank phone call CD in a nanosecond. And then again and again every year they put out a new one.
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