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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

The new Nature's Grain Nature Valley commercial was inspired by the opening to Lord of War, except instead of a Russian bullet going into an African child soldier's skull, it's a peanut going into a fiber bar.

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Mar 24, 2012

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
This goddamn commercial. THIS GODDAMN COMMERCIAL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE4bcq8Plzk

It's just that loving "SOMEBODAYYYYYYYYY LEFT THE GAAAAAAAAATE OOOOOOPPPEENNNNNN" song that grates my ears and brain. It wouldn't be as bad if this particular ad didn't play 10 times an hour on drat near every channel I watch.

Die, Citibank.

Die.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
Ever since I read somebody say (it might have even been in this thread, I don't remember) that it sounds like "SOMEBODY LOVES POTATOOOOOOOES" that commercial has gotten a million times more enjoyable for me.

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

Gonz posted:

This goddamn commercial. THIS GODDAMN COMMERCIAL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE4bcq8Plzk

It's just that loving "SOMEBODAYYYYYYYYY LEFT THE GAAAAAAAAATE OOOOOOPPPEENNNNNN" song that grates my ears and brain. It wouldn't be as bad if this particular ad didn't play 10 times an hour on drat near every channel I watch.

Die, Citibank.

Die.

The wording on "We talked about getting a rock" is so bizarre, like aliens wrote it.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Young Freud posted:

The new Nature's Grain commercial was inspired by the opening to Lord of War, except instead of a Russian bullet going into an African child soldier's skull, it's a peanut going into a fiber bar.

This sounds objectively awesome

Mainly because I'm picturing the Lord of War intro, except it ends with a peanut being shot into a kid's mouth.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




gently caress you, Sonic. Your food may be good as far as fast food goes, but your commercials are lovely. This one in particular makes me want to run a power drill through my temporal lobe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_FaTdGtEBA

Seriously, what kind of idiots would sit in a car and do this?

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Sonic commercials are all about calling their customers idiots. I think it'd be awesome if they all came from employee stories but I dunno if they're that brave.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

They've been using those idiots in their commercials forever.

I wouldn't mind going for some popcorn chicken but they closed both of the Sonics closest to me. :smith:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 40 minutes!

The Human Cow posted:

Ever since I read somebody say (it might have even been in this thread, I don't remember) that it sounds like "SOMEBODY LOVES POTATOOOOOOOES" that commercial has gotten a million times more enjoyable for me.
ahh "somebody loves" potatoes, I think "so many mashed potatoes" to get me through it.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Young Freud posted:

The new Nature's Grain Nature Valley commercial was inspired by the opening to Lord of War, except instead of a Russian bullet going into an African child soldier's skull, it's a peanut going into a fiber bar.

Ever look at the nutrition data on one of those bars? A bullet is probably less lethal.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

iastudent posted:

They've been using those idiots in their commercials forever.

I wouldn't mind going for some popcorn chicken but they closed both of the Sonics closest to me. :smith:

They even had a Sonic ad recently where they talk about being fired from the company and trying to do ads on their own or something. So horrible of a ad campaign for a place that isn't even near me.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

The Human Cow posted:

Ever since I read somebody say (it might have even been in this thread, I don't remember) that it sounds like "SOMEBODY LOVES POTATOOOOOOOES" that commercial has gotten a million times more enjoyable for me.

That was me, and by Ctrl+F-ing for "potatoes" through the comments in that vid, it looks as though I am far from alone.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

iastudent posted:

They've been using those idiots in their commercials forever.

I wouldn't mind going for some popcorn chicken but they closed both of the Sonics closest to me. :smith:

Both? I can actually think of at least 6 Sonics within 50 miles of here. Overpriced mediocre hot dogs and flavor shots, as far as the eye can see.

Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!

Young Freud posted:

The new Nature's Grain Nature Valley commercial was inspired by the opening to Lord of War, except instead of a Russian bullet going into an African child soldier's skull, it's a peanut going into a fiber bar.

That one bugs me because they never wash that loving peanut.

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

404GoonNotFound posted:

Both? I can actually think of at least 6 Sonics within 50 miles of here. Overpriced mediocre hot dogs and flavor shots, as far as the eye can see.

You have to keep in mind that I live in Iowa and it's two hours to the nearest town that might still have one.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

They can't all be a man riding a jalapeno.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Man, Joey Lawrence in that new Old Navy ad looks like garbage.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
I don't know if anyone else here listens to radio in the Philly area, but when I'm listening to the Flyers on 610 those Colonial Marble and Granite commercials are the loving worst. They have a couple fighting over getting new countertops and announce it like it's a sporting event and it's such a typical local commercial and ugh.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Vicas posted:

I don't know if anyone else here listens to radio in the Philly area, but when I'm listening to the Flyers on 610 those Colonial Marble and Granite commercials are the loving worst. They have a couple fighting over getting new countertops and announce it like it's a sporting event and it's such a typical local commercial and ugh.

BILLY JUST GOT CHECKED



AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, BILLY IS AN IDIOT


I hear that second one in my head constantly :suicide:

Thorias
Jun 3, 2008
Miracle Whip's new "You don't like Miracle Whip...but you haven't tried Miracle Whip, see the problem here?" commercial pisses me off to no end.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

DJExile posted:

BILLY JUST GOT CHECKED



AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, BILLY IS AN IDIOT


I hear that second one in my head constantly :suicide:

I do like the way that Billy says "BUT I CAN'T AFFORD NEW COUNTERTOPS!", though. He's just so tired fo the whole thing, and obviously can't get through to her that new countertops just aren't in the budget. He's obviously at the end of his rope.

The new one is bad, but not in a way that I can remember it. It's just dumb.

All radio ads are bad, though, so whatever.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

404GoonNotFound posted:

Both? I can actually think of at least 6 Sonics within 50 miles of here. Overpriced mediocre hot dogs and flavor shots, as far as the eye can see.

I think Sonic is based out of Oklahoma City, so the farther away you are from there, the scarcer they become. I was surprised a few years ago when I went to small town North Carolina and saw one.

Then again, I live in Wichita, Kansas, so there's a Sonic every 5 minutes.

And those two idiots were my first exposure to Sonic commercials, 8 years ago.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
The context in which I saw that sonic commercial made it hilarious to me hearing "kansas city shuffle" and "that's sooo kansas city!".

That being that just a day or 2 before I 1st saw this ad, I saw someone get probated in one of the IYG android threads for quoting a line from Blazing Saddles regarding dancing in KC. It was something I'd forgotten in the 14 something years it's been since I've seen Blazing saddles.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

SpacePig posted:

I do like the way that Billy says "BUT I CAN'T AFFORD NEW COUNTERTOPS!", though. He's just so tired fo the whole thing, and obviously can't get through to her that new countertops just aren't in the budget. He's obviously at the end of his rope.

The new one is bad, but not in a way that I can remember it. It's just dumb.

All radio ads are bad, though, so whatever.

I guess it could be worse. It could be Pepsi Throwback.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Vicas posted:

I guess it could be worse. It could be Pepsi Throwback.

Oh jesus christ that one and whichever other one has some girl singing la la la la la while there's a rhythm of cans opening and loving gulpy sounds. gently caress off pepsi.


E: I also want so badly for that sleep apnea/snoring center or whatever to advertise again because Therien and Saunders talking about how their wives bitched about their snoring was goddamn hilarious.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Vicas posted:

I guess it could be worse. It could be Pepsi Throwback.

Seriously. At least Colonial is local so they have an excuse. Pepsi's things are awful. Whip it's not even that good of a song in the first place.

DJExile posted:

Oh jesus christ that one and whichever other one has some girl singing la la la la la while there's a rhythm of cans opening and loving gulpy sounds. gently caress off pepsi.


E: I also want so badly for that sleep apnea/snoring center or whatever to advertise again because Therien and Saunders talking about how their wives bitched about their snoring was goddamn hilarious.

I don't think the lala one would be so bad if it weren't so long, and wasn't played during every break. As it stands, though, I dread the commercial breaks.

Except, of course, the Therian/Saunders ones, which are usually pretty entertaining. WIP Chat ITT.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
So apparently now smoking will make me become a double amputee with some kick rear end looking prosthetics. Jesus every one knows smoking is bad for you by now, these kind of commercials just seem like a waste of time. At least the one where if you smoked weed your dog would talk to you was effective.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!
I imagine there are hundreds of other people out there who saw the google+ commercial with the circles and immediatly thought "Stockholm syndrome"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Vicas posted:

I guess it could be worse. It could be Pepsi Throwback.

They're ruining Devo :smith:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Darth Freddy posted:

At least the one where if you smoked weed your dog would talk to you was effective.

hahahaha what was this? It sounds funny as hell

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Holy poo poo those Smoking Free/Stop Smoking PSA's are scary as hell. Where they have people with the neck tubes. If i wasn't scared straight before I am now, and I don't even smoke.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Darth Freddy posted:

So apparently now smoking will make me become a double amputee with some kick rear end looking prosthetics. Jesus every one knows smoking is bad for you by now, these kind of commercials just seem like a waste of time. At least the one where if you smoked weed your dog would talk to you was effective.

The only scared straight-style ad that's ever worked on me was a poster in school of a girl covered in hideous tar and mucus, and it said something like "if it did to your skin what it does to your lungs, nobody would smoke".

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

DJExile posted:

hahahaha what was this? It sounds funny as hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgJdVEoVbgg&feature=related

If my cats would talk to me I would smoke weed every day possible.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Iron Crowned posted:

I think Sonic is based out of Oklahoma City, so the farther away you are from there, the scarcer they become. I was surprised a few years ago when I went to small town North Carolina and saw one.

Today I was in and out of meetings all day in one of the House office buildings. Our meeting room was next to an Oklahoma rep who, apparently, is the district where Sonic #1 is located.

This fact was proudly displayed in the office.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Darth Freddy posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgJdVEoVbgg&feature=related

If my cats would talk to me I would smoke weed every day possible.

I was gonna say it sounds like an endorsement not a deterrent. I never dropped acid for the health benefits, after all.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The 20 piece McNugget commercial they're running right now is terrible. Like the suggestion that the guy should buy one to share with the pretty girl despite the fact that a:that's really creepy/weird and b:he LOOKS really creepy/weird what with that terrible greasy hairstyle.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Several years ago, when I finally found out what they put in Chicken McNuggets, I stopped eating at McDonalds.

Period. I'll never eat there ever again. Their drink cups are probably made out of recycled humane shelter dog beds, too.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Ugh. This new wave of anti-smoking commercials. They make it seem like literally anyone who smokes a cigarette will have a horrifying voicebox and a stoma or lose both legs due to poor circulation. Some bullshit. Let me smoke myself to death without reminding me of the consequences, please. :colbert:

I'm gonna go have a smoke because gently caress all your smokeproblems.

e: ^^^^^They're probably made out of recycled humane shelter dogs.

QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Mar 29, 2012

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






gently caress's sake, haven't these anti-smoking organizations figured out by now that people can't be grossed out of their vice of choice? It's not like this is any big loving surprise, cigarettes were called "coffin nails" in the Civil War era and people were writing about the disgusting traits of the habit and the correlation with cancer and heart disease in the freaking 1700s. If "this poo poo'll kill you" hasn't worked by now, maybe it's time to try a new approach.

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Shawn
Feb 6, 2003

I yiffed two people at once and all I got was laughed at.
I was always under the impression that cigerette companys are forced to fund these ads so they go out of their way to be annoying and alienate viewers.

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