Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

I didn't know Coleman, but as a Clergyman, I have no problem with telling his closest friends all about him.

So that's my story Father Sanguina El Gamal. Is there anything religion can do to help me?

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:19

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

So that's my story Father Sanguina El Gamal. Is there anything religion can do to help me?

Well, we could join together in prayer...

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:23

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Sanguinia posted:

Well, we could join together in prayer...

Uh huh. But is there anything useful we could do?

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:28

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Or die trying!

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:38

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

TravBot posted:

Or die trying!

Sorry, not with that attitude. :geno:

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:44

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Or die trying!

If I don't survive... tell my wife... hello.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:44

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

If I don't survive... tell my wife... hello.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or is he just born with a heart full of neutrality?

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:48

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

I'm 40% neutrality!

# ? Mar 26, 2012 20:51

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

John Dough posted:

I'm 40% neutrality!

I decline the title of Neutral Cook, and instead take only the lesser title of Apathetic Saucier, which I just made up.

Also, it comes with double prize money.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 21:01

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Sanguinia posted:

I decline the title of Neutral Cook, and instead take only the lesser title of Apathetic Saucier, which I just made up.

Also, it comes with double prize money.

The challenger's ugly food has shown us that even hideous things can be sweet on the inside. :cry:

# ? Mar 26, 2012 21:06

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

The challenger's ugly food has shown us that even hideous things can be sweet on the inside.

I'm floating in my own Soylent Waste!

Its a good thing.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 21:15

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

I'm floating in my own Soylent Waste!

Its a good thing.

Soylent Green is my kinda people.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 21:22

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

It varies from person to person.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 23:02

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MokBa posted:

It varies from person to person.

No, Mokba, watch out! TravBot is bulging with what could be muscle!

# ? Mar 26, 2012 23:09

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coleman posted:

No, Mokba, watch out! TravBot is bulging with what could be muscle!

Yous wanna dumps the corpses out of theres it's yourses.

# ? Mar 26, 2012 23:30

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

No, Mokba, watch out! TravBot is bulging with what could be muscle!

He has the strength and flexibility of Gumbi and Hercules combined!

# ? Mar 26, 2012 23:31

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

He has the strength and flexibility of Gumbi and Hercules combined!

Gumbercules?! I love that guy!

# ? Mar 26, 2012 23:35

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Coleman posted:

No, Mokba, watch out! TravBot is bulging with what could be muscle!

And he's got royal jelly coming out his wazoo!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 00:00

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

Evil Mastermind posted:

And he's got royal jelly coming out his wazoo!

That is where it comes out.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 00:23

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 00:26

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

sebzilla posted:

Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!

Everyone else was doing it... I just wanted to be popular...

# ? Mar 27, 2012 00:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coleman posted:

Everyone else was doing it... I just wanted to be popular...

You don't have to do everything your program says! If you're program told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

# ? Mar 27, 2012 00:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

You don't have to do everything your program says! If your program told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

I don't know, let me check my program...... yep!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 00:35

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

I'll be whatever I wanna do.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 01:00

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

sebzilla posted:

I'll be whatever I wanna do.

No, I'm...doesn't!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 01:01

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

quote:

Former International Monetary Fund chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn faced preliminary charges Monday of "aggravated pimping" and procurement in an illegal prostitution ring in France.

Lousy anti-pimping laws...well, pay the man!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 01:12

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Lousy anti-pimping laws...well, pay the man!

Well OBVIOUSLY I need Bouveys.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 01:38

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

DrBouvenstein posted:

Lousy anti-pimping laws...well, pay the man!

Bouven, honey, we love you. :wink:

# ? Mar 27, 2012 01:40

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Bouven, honey, we love you.

Shut up baby, I know it!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 02:25

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Let's try and blend in with that crowd of Travbots.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 02:46

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TravBot posted:

Shut up baby, I know it!

That's my line!!! I'll kill you!!! :zoid:

# ? Mar 27, 2012 02:56

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

kangal posted:

Let's try and blend in with that crowd of Travbots.

Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 03:02

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.

Awww, that was uncalled for. :smith:

# ? Mar 27, 2012 04:03

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's my line!!! I'll kill you!!!

Its like pimping, but you rarely have to use the line "upside your head"!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 13:41

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's my line!!! I'll kill you!!!

Oy. NOW he emotes.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 15:40

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Alter Ego posted:

Oy. NOW he emotes.

It's because I'm a big Hollywood dumb guy what does that sort of thing.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 18:07

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

John Dough posted:

It's because I'm a big Hollywood dumb guy what does that sort of thing.

He just won't stop with the social commentary!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 19:04

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Athenry posted:

Its like pimping, but you rarely have to use the line "upside your head"!

We love you, Daddy Athenry!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 20:31

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Serella posted:

We love you, Daddy Athenry!

We don't got nobody here by dat alias.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 20:40

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Evil Mastermind posted:

We don't got nobody here by dat alias.

So, yeah, my daughter's Clobberella.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 21:28

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