Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Sanguinia posted:

So, yeah, my daughter's Clobberella.

Here, have some more of what looks like lemonade.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 21:37

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:25

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

John Dough posted:

Here, have some more of what looks like lemonade.

NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR TEQUILA!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 21:46

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

John Dough posted:

It's because I'm a big Hollywood dumb guy what does that sort of thing.

Hey, John Dough...ain't that your wife what when you had that weddin' with?

# ? Mar 27, 2012 21:55

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Alter Ego posted:

Hey, John Dough...ain't that your wife what when you had that weddin' with?

DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 22:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sanguinia posted:

So, yeah, my daughter's Clobberella.

Did you hear that, that guy's daughter is Clobberella!

# ? Mar 27, 2012 22:43

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Serella posted:

We love you, Daddy Athenry!

Shut up Serella, I know it.

# ? Mar 27, 2012 22:55

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Athenry posted:

Shut up Serella, I know it.

GRUNKA, LUNKA, DUNK-A-DEE DENRY, YOU SHOULD NOT POST AS MUCH AS ATHENRY

# ? Mar 28, 2012 03:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

kangal posted:

GRUNKA, LUNKA

SHUT THE HELL UP! :argh:

# ? Mar 28, 2012 03:44

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

SHUT THE HELL UP!

Tell them I hate them! :mad:

# ? Mar 28, 2012 04:07

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

SHUT THE HELL UP!

_Hardass

# ? Mar 28, 2012 04:10

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

What are those hideous posters?

# ? Mar 28, 2012 06:05

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Jerusalem posted:

SHUT THE HELL UP!

SHUT UP, drat IT! :argh:

# ? Mar 28, 2012 06:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Tell them I hate them!

They think they have a good union.

_{_{They really don't.}}

# ? Mar 28, 2012 06:56

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

Evil Mastermind posted:

_Hardass

I heard that!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 08:29

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Tell them I hate them!

Anytime I'm with a friend who answers a phone call, I ask who it is, and then say that.

All my friends think I'm a jerk.

But everyone's a jerk...you, me, this jerk:

That's my philosophy.

# ? Mar 28, 2012 14:01

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

Anytime I'm with a friend who answers a phone call, I ask who it is, and then say that.

All my friends think I'm a jerk.

But everyone's a jerk...you, me, this jerk:

That's my philosophy.

I think I'll have DrBouvenstein's lower horn "jerked."

# ? Mar 28, 2012 15:45

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

I think I'll have DrBouvenstein's lower horn "jerked."

Just like at the movie theater! WOOOOOOOO!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 15:50

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Coleman posted:

Just like at the movie theater! WOOOOOOOO!

Wait, baby! You didn't show me your special surprise!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 16:57

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

Just like at the movie theater! WOOOOOOOO!

Who knew a cooler could make a handy wang coffin?

# ? Mar 28, 2012 17:05

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

Wait, baby! You didn't show me your special surprise!

Hello and welcome to a remarkable championship bout. Evil Mastermind, a robotic armoured tank, whose very use at battle has been ruled a war crime, versus Serella, who wears a pink tutu.

# ? Mar 28, 2012 20:59

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Hello and welcome to a remarkable championship bout. Evil Mastermind, a robotic armoured tank, whose very use at battle has been ruled a war crime, versus Serella, who wears a pink tutu.

Next up challenger LOCUST FART HELL. A student of the legendary Coleman, LOCUST is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.

# ? Mar 28, 2012 21:04

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

Next up challenger LOCUST FART HELL. A student of the legendary Coleman, LOCUST is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.

TravBot has told me so much about you.

Is it true you're a robot?

# ? Mar 28, 2012 21:07

Super Deuce: May 25, 2006; TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

Sanguinia posted:

Next up challenger LOCUST FART HELL. A student of the legendary Coleman, LOCUST is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.

Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you. Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal...

# ? Mar 28, 2012 21:09

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Hello and welcome to a remarkable championship bout. Evil Mastermind, a robotic armoured tank, whose very use at battle has been ruled a war crime, versus Serella, who wears a pink tutu.

I WILL DESTROY YOU!

AND STOP CALLING ME!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 21:14

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Sanguinia posted:

Next up challenger LOCUST FART HELL. A student of the legendary Coleman, LOCUST is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.

Son, to me a robot's just a garbage can with sparks comin' out of it!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 21:53

UnknownMercenary: Nov 1, 2011; I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD

Klungar posted:

Son, to me a robot's just a garbage can with sparks comin' out of it!

The sparks keep me warm :smith:

# ? Mar 28, 2012 21:57

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Hello and welcome to a remarkable championship bout. Evil Mastermind, a robotic armoured tank, whose very use at battle has been ruled a war crime, versus Serella, who wears a pink tutu.

I haven't seen a fight this one sided since Muhammad Ali fought an eighty-foot-tall mechanical Joe Frasier...now, my memory's not what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

# ? Mar 28, 2012 22:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

All my friends think I'm a jerk.

But everyone's a jerk...you, me, this jerk:

That's my philosophy.

Nah that was the other guy, I'm Jiangcheng

# ? Mar 28, 2012 22:14

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

DrBouvenstein posted:

I haven't seen a fight this one sided since Muhammad Ali fought an eighty-foot-tall mechanical Joe Frasier...now, my memory's not what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Interesting if true!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 22:15

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

TravBot has told me so much about you.

Is it true you're a robot?

I prefer the term "Love Machine."

:smugdroid:

EDIT

Klungar posted:

Interesting if true!

STAY TUNED FOR MORE...

TALES

OF

INTEREST!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 22:17

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

STAY TUNED FOR MORE...

TALES

OF

INTEREST!

You quoted it! You can't unquote it!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 22:23

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Nah that was the other guy, I'm Jiangcheng

Flexo! Shoot Flexo!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 22:47

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

IUG posted:

Flexo! Shoot Flexo!

Haven't you heard? Us bending units are dangerously outdated. We overheat, we're radioactive, we cause erectile dysfun�

# ? Mar 28, 2012 23:16

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

They're both expressible as the sum of two primes!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 23:32

Kannen: Apr 24, 2007; make this page more CAW CAW!!

sebzilla posted:

They're both expressible as the sum of two cubes!

I may be against the fur industry, but that wont stop me from SKINNING YOU ALIVE!

As long as nobody wears the skin.

# ? Mar 29, 2012 00:28

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Kannen posted:

I may be against the fur industry, but that wont stop me from SKINNING YOU ALIVE!

As long as nobody wears the skin.

Don't let them pick your pocket!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 00:31

Kannen: Apr 24, 2007; make this page more CAW CAW!!

TravBot posted:

Don't let them pick your pocket!

If you're cold, rub your bodies with permafrost! It's nature's long jhons! If rubbin frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, eh, I don't want to be right.

# ? Mar 29, 2012 00:41