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Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.

Misogynist posted:

Dan "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE SKY TONIGHT" Swano

Are we really complaining about lyrics in metal songs :regd09:

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Defiant Sally posted:

Are we really complaining about lyrics in metal songs :regd09:

In a time
when dinosaurs walked the Earth

H13
Nov 30, 2005

Fun Shoe
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
Dont you see what I mean?

My Lifestyle, determines my deathstyle...

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Defiant Sally posted:

Are we really complaining about lyrics in metal songs :regd09:

While you are sleeping
I steal your earring
Light you one candle
This anger I handle

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
I saw Fleshgod Apocalypse last Wednesday and while I was on the fence about them before, I'm definitely a fan now! Their performance was great and the sound was top notch. Normally the venue that they played at has terrible sound because they usually only have indie bands there, but it really was great.

It was also good that it seemed like Cape Town had the best turnout for their week-long tour which was comforting (our crowds are normally fickle as hell).

I also did an interview with them (up on https://www.metal4africa.com) but it was last minute and done at the bottom of the band-entrance stairwell next to a huge generator, so I had to drop a couple of questions due to not being able to hear poo poo.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Trees and Squids posted:

In a time
when dinosaurs walked the Earth

Join my quest for fire!

That was probably the weakest song on Piece of Mind, but I still enjoy it.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
I checked the web and left it on over night
Downloading all the latest files
Peer to peer, the torrent flows into my life
And I disconnect

funeral fag
Jun 23, 2004

Let's post some good + profound lyrics instead

Barbatos posted:

I never have to work
We're playing sexual metal
I stay at home and masturbate
I loving need a porno mag

Barbatos posted:

Quit job
So the band could play
poo poo at home and watch TV
Enjoy sex and masturbate

Grand Belial's Key posted:

Jesus combed his scarlet hair while
Cum dripped from his sacred rear end in a top hat

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Bowels rain around me, brothers mutilated
Oh disfigured faces, flying army and bones
gently caress you bloody bastard, demon's raped soul
Die into oblivion with your lovely sons

Durendal
Jan 25, 2008

Who made you God to say
"I'll take your sheep from you?"



QPZIL posted:

While you are sleeping
I steal your earring
Light you one candle
This anger I handle

The moment I will step aside, you're ready for another ride
Walking in the cool night air without underwear
You have red light burning in your soul, I've seen the glow

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Durendal posted:

The moment I will step aside, you're ready for another ride
Walking in the cool night air without underwear
You have red light burning in your soul, I've seen the glow

Caught in the web again, inside your private den
Where you can go to moon
or meet some people you will never see
You are a file in there, money in an open fair
You're a slave among the slaves, waiting for Y2K with a fear

They know your life, they have a file about you
They built your life, so they...

Know what you like and know what you yearn,
but they don't know a thing about me
I'm not that easy, blank file in their memory

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

So I thought you guys might be able to come up with some awful lyrics but you did a bad job because nobody even posted any Nightwish.

The treetops, the chimneys, the snowbed stories, winter grey
Wildflowers, those meadows of heaven, wind in the wheat
A railroad across waters, the scent of grandfatherly love
Blue bayous, Decembers, moon through a dragonfly's wings


grandfatherly love

private message
Aug 22, 2004
[img]https://forumimages.somethingawful.com/images/newbie.gif[/img]
My eyes might have betrayed me, but I have seen
Your picture on the cover of a filthy magazine
And I think my heart just cannot handle that
Dana, my darling, would be so bad.

Morbid Florist
Oct 22, 2002

and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Dead Man Posting posted:

I was going to mention this as well. Very strange how old he looks (just based by his hair color, the LARPing and forearms and so forth don't show that age).

Prison has a knack for aging people

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Stoat posted:

So I thought you guys might be able to come up with some awful lyrics but you did a bad job because nobody even posted any Nightwish.

The treetops, the chimneys, the snowbed stories, winter grey
Wildflowers, those meadows of heaven, wind in the wheat
A railroad across waters, the scent of grandfatherly love
Blue bayous, Decembers, moon through a dragonfly's wings


grandfatherly love

The scent of grandfatherly love. :barf:

Apparently I've been out of the loop for a while because I just noticed Nile released their (previously unreleased) demo as Worship the Animal. :rock:

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Let me introduce
My brother
A bearded gentleman
Historian
Sucking on his pipe
Distinguished accent
Making me uptight
No accident

Petrucci!:catstare:

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Stoat posted:

So I thought you guys might be able to come up with some awful lyrics but you did a bad job because nobody even posted any Nightwish.

Sonata Arctica is quite a deep well when it comes to awful lyrics man. We're just not done with them yet.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I know Dragonforce is pretty much cheating, but:

quote:

Blind my eyes burning forever to wash my sins away
Out of the dark pain is the price
Fly away out of the raging storm
Lost within my memories
Still haunting me
A never ending story

Strange Horizon
Sep 21, 2005

It is that black.
It is that black.
It is that black.
It is that black.

Misogynist posted:

I feel the need to impress upon you how dirty and nasty this style should sound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYLFBvf1kc

This owns, thanks for posting it.

I have a hard time finding death metal I like - about the only DM band I really dig is Bolt Thrower. I fuckin' love Bolt Thrower.

People always seem to recommend Hail of Bullets if you like Bolt Thrower, but I don't really get why. The war theme? Take the first 1:17 of Ordered Eastwards. I want more like this. After 1:17, I find I lose interest. I am totally loving into this right until it 'kicks in'.

That Entombed song has given me a kick to find more like this. Could anyone recommend me some 'slow' death metal? Bolt Thrower 'slow' is fine, so is Winter slow. Not necessarily death/doom, but yeah... Less goregrind-y, more groovy. :coal:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
What does your monday night look like? Here is mine

funeral fag
Jun 23, 2004

Rion.exe posted:

That Entombed song has given me a kick to find more like this. Could anyone recommend me some 'slow' death metal? Bolt Thrower 'slow' is fine, so is Winter slow. Not necessarily death/doom, but yeah... Less goregrind-y, more groovy. :coal:

How about the best album ever, Mental Funeral:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPARVYzE_Ro


edit: then there's also Armoured Angel, Brutality, Cianide, Disma, Funebrarum, Grave and Slugathor

funeral fag fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Apr 2, 2012

Optimum Gulps
Oct 6, 2003

You wanna save this place, right? And I want to destroy it. Brick by hypocritical brick.

Rion.exe posted:

That Entombed song has given me a kick to find more like this. Could anyone recommend me some 'slow' death metal? Bolt Thrower 'slow' is fine, so is Winter slow. Not necessarily death/doom, but yeah... Less goregrind-y, more groovy. :coal:

You might like Sonne Adam.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Vargatron posted:

Join my quest for fire!

That was probably the weakest song on Piece of Mind, but I still enjoy it.

I would argue that it is one of the all-time worst Iron Maiden songs. I've never really listened to the Blaze albums though, mainly because I'm a willfully ignorant douche. That song is the epitome of filler material trash.

Bruce Boxliker
Mar 24, 2010

Trees and Squids posted:

I would argue that it is one of the all-time worst Iron Maiden songs. I've never really listened to the Blaze albums though, mainly because I'm a willfully ignorant douche. That song is the epitome of filler material trash.

I agree it's one of the worst Maiden songs. THE worst Maiden song, though, is this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA8K5QBoyzw

FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



DEAR RICHARD posted:

What does your monday night look like? Here is mine


Jesus christ, that's a pretty huge step down in quality from last year. Last year it was Howl, Atlas Moth, Red Fang, Kylesa, Crowbar, Saint Vitus, and Helmet.

Strange Horizon
Sep 21, 2005

It is that black.
It is that black.
It is that black.
It is that black.
Thanks, m-o-o-n. These are all pretty nice, liking Autopsy and Slugathor. Really liking Cianide!

Optimum Gulps posted:

You might like Sonne Adam.

YES. THIS. :black101:


e: Cianide loving own.

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE
I know your name
Its called Mr. Mean
one thing i've learned
is that you don't know beans !

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Rion.exe posted:

blablahblah death metal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEqE9MgVzJg

Killsion
Feb 16, 2011

Templars Rock.

DEAR RICHARD posted:

What does your monday night look like? Here is mine



Looks like a pretty awful waste of money...

Rabid Koala
Aug 18, 2003


Killsion posted:

Looks like a pretty awful waste of money...

No way, man. Dez is going to ask for the "biggest circle pit ever." It's going to be "brutal."

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Rabid Koala posted:

No way, man. Dez is going to ask for the "biggest circle pit ever." It's going to be "brutal."
Hey man, who wouldn't want to pay $65 to see Job for a Cowboy?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



2001 me, "Man, if only metal was more popular"

2012 me, "Jesus christ these bands..."

Not that I care anymore, hopefully the people into those bands can dig a bit deeper as I did back than but seeing how things are, I highly doubt it.

thehouseplant
May 2, 2007

Misogynist posted:

Hey man, who wouldn't want to pay $65 to see Job for a Cowboy?

gently caress if it was 35 or something I would go for Dying Fetus, The Faceless and 3 Inches of Blood at least, but 65 :psyduck:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Vintersorg posted:

2001 me, "Man, if only metal was more popular"

2012 me, "Jesus christ these bands..."

Not that I care anymore, hopefully the people into those bands can dig a bit deeper as I did back than but seeing how things are, I highly doubt it.

I really want to know what Dying Fetus are doing there. It doesn't seem like their sort of thing at all.

funeral fag
Jun 23, 2004

Radio Paranoia posted:

It doesn't seem like their sort of thing at all.

What, playing for an audience of meatheads? I hate to break this to you, but

Xombie
May 22, 2004

Soul Thrashing Black Sorcery

Vintersorg posted:

2001 me, "Man, if only metal was more popular"

2012 me, "Jesus christ these bands..."

Not that I care anymore, hopefully the people into those bands can dig a bit deeper as I did back than but seeing how things are, I highly doubt it.

That's pretty much the cyclical nature of heavy metal. Rinse, repeat every decade.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

Radio Paranoia posted:

I really want to know what Dying Fetus are doing there. It doesn't seem like their sort of thing at all.

Considering this is the new song they released yesterday I would say that Dying Fetus has every right to be among those poo poo bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ0_AEvv5PY

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Sounds like Dying Fetus to me?

The Faceless are awesome, I don't care what you say.

Killsion
Feb 16, 2011

Templars Rock.

Weaponized Cum posted:

Sounds like Dying Fetus to me?

Agreed. I mean, I guess it is lacking some of their usual groove? The lyrics are pretty laughably bad though. What happened to the commentary stuff like Kill Your Mother or Pissing in the Mainstream?

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Strange Horizon
Sep 21, 2005

It is that black.
It is that black.
It is that black.
It is that black.
Thanks again for the death metal recommendations. I've been listening to them a bit more. Cianide, Grave and Slugathor are all great.

During my searching I found a band called Krypts and I'm really impressed. I gotta find more poo poo like this. They use the brutal feel as a tool and not the entire drat song, which I find supremely boring. Check it out, it's awesome.

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