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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Or how to make sex with a sausagephone. Best. e: what a lovely snipe, carry on
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feedmyleg posted:This is incredible. I almost want to buy it as an avatar, and I have avatars turned off. If you wanna make it avatar sized and post what kind of text you want, I'll totally buy it for you. Not because I'm a nice guy or anything, but because I would love to see that face more often, it's like a rainbow being beamed directly into my soul.
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Hugs Boson posted:Did someone say "avatar sized"? This one. I was going to suggest speeding it up, but now I think the slow-burn wonderment is better. Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Apr 4, 2012 |
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EVERY FAIRY TALE NEEDS ITS HERO.
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Bet you fellas can't wait for the re-release of Raimi's Spider-man movies on Blu-Ray.   'That sweet blue background really emphasizes that it's on Blu Ray.
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Spider-Man 2 2 was pretty good but Spider-Man 3 3 was absolute rubbish.
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Apr 4, 2012 06:15
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That's some appalling lazy design right there. "We gotta release these before the new film comes out and no one wants to see these stinkers again." Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Apr 4, 2012 |
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Apr 4, 2012 06:25
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Vagabundo posted:What's "ultraviolet"? A digital cloud locker for movies. http://www.uvvu.com/
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Lizard Combatant posted:That's some appalling lazy design right there. Pretty much. I can't believe those are real, hahaha.
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Crow_Robot posted:It's like something I would have hobbled together in my first year in design the night before it was due.
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Seriously, were those spider-man covers made in paint? I'm pretty sure the background is the default bright blue. So jarring and so  at the same time. Croisquessein posted:Those character posters could work if they came off as Warholesque but they just look like bad colorization of a black and white photo.
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Are they being sold individually or do they come as part of a set?
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Vagabundo posted:Are they being sold individually or do they come as part of a set? Individually I do believe. Also one of the features of each movie is that it comes in "collectible O-Ring packaging". I have no idea what the gently caress that means but honestly it terrifies me.
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The blue is less offensive here: Still terrible. Edit: ah caught! V V A little more digging seemed to imply that the black was just a test, or pre-release or what have you, but that they settled on blue.  Tears In A Vial fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Apr 4, 2012 |
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Why'd you edit?Tears In A Vial posted:The covers here are in black instead of blue? It's amazing how much better they looks. Still not exciting or anything, but not bizarrely incompetent. I'd say (hope) the black is the final product.
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The black looks so much better why on earth did they settle on blue.
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The black does look better but they both look lazy as gently caress. One would think that more effort would be put into a product being sold, let alone a COLLECTION of movies. One that people may have around for a long time to come. But I guess not v  v
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I'm willing to bet I can do those covers in photoshop in about an hour and the bulk of the hour would be downloading/installing photoshop. That's just so loving lazy.
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I don't get what was so wrong with the original Spiderman DVD artworks. They where fine, why not re use them? The new ones look like a cheap tacky knock off you'd expect to find being released by Asylum when the new one comes out.
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I don't understand this at all, because I own the entire Spider-Man trilogy on blu-ray that I picked up in a box-set for really cheap and it looks nothing like those ones. Why wouldn't they just stick with what they had when they saw what the end result of the redesign was going to be?
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It's possible that the actual covers are shiny blue-black or some other effect that doesn't show in still images.
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Slasherfan posted:I don't get what was so wrong with the original Spiderman DVD artworks. They where fine, why not re use them? The new ones look like a cheap tacky knock off you'd expect to find being released by Asylum when the new one comes out. I would guess that the forthcoming New One is the reason they've changed the covers. Their poster design for ASM probably looks quite a lot like the ones for the Raimi movies. That's not a problem when it's a poster in a cinema because most cinemas don't keep retro posters on the walls, but it's a big problem when you release it for the home as it'll end up sharing shelf space with the originals. People may think the disc for the new movie is the old one that they already own or don't want.
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I am ashamed to say it took a little bit of time to realize that the DVDs that kept saying "plus Ultraviolet" were NOT, in fact, giving away the lovely Milla Jovovich movie as some weird sort of "bonus."
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oldpainless posted:I am ashamed to say it took a little bit of time to realize that the DVDs that kept saying "plus Ultraviolet" were NOT, in fact, giving away the lovely Milla Jovovich movie as some weird sort of "bonus." I thought that too the first several times I heard it. I kept thinking "Man, they must REALLY want people to watch that garbage rear end movie." Then I realized it was just a dumb name for a digital copy.
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I have that movie... because I sort of just turn off any rational thought when it comes to Milla Jovovich and buy anything she's in.
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Codependent Poster posted:I have that movie... because I sort of just turn off any rational thought when it comes to Milla Jovovich and buy anything she's in. You must've bought so many unrelated films that we're giving it away for free then.
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If you haven't visited http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/ before, you should... Awesome, or Awesome?  Yul Brynner stone cold shoots a motherfucker in the face, on the poster  [Click both for huuuge]
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NoneMoreNegative posted:If you haven't visited http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/ before, you should...   I love the style of vintage creature feature posters, but a cranky turtle and a goofy-looking octopus? Those are some of the least menacing sea monsters ever.
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Actually, a giant pacific octopus will gently caress your poo poo up. While slow to anger, if they do come after you they can easily drown you. Their intelligence really shows in that the few times they've attacked divers, they frequently try and pull the divers regulator out of their mouth. The big ones too will frequently attack and eat sharks.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Actually, a giant pacific octopus will gently caress your poo poo up. While slow to anger, if they do come after you they can easily drown you. Their intelligence really shows in that the few times they've attacked divers, they frequently try and pull the divers regulator out of their mouth. The big ones too will frequently attack and eat sharks.  Maybe not that over the top, but definitely more imposing and scary to make the stabbing more of an accomplishment. I guess it being a documentary made them tone it down a bit? The octopus got someone tangled in its tentacles but its simple features make it look adorably confused about the whole situation. 
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Embiggen posted:Thanks for the link, this site is great. Apparently in the 30s there was a documentary about a guy stabbing everything in the ocean: What a dick. What the gently caress did that turtle ever do to him?! 
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Captain Geech posted:What a dick. What the gently caress did that turtle ever do to him?! It's like the shark wants to save his fins so he told the guy that turtles are worth much more in Chinese restaurants.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:If you haven't visited http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/ before, you should...  Ernie Hudson and Mister T?!
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Young Freud posted:
Yeah, that one's about a young man who is a boxer who's going to make it to the top of middleweight boxing and is trained by Mr. T. Ernie Hudson's the villain who blackmails him or something and takes his sister hostage before the big fight (which takes place in the prison because the much coveted title is apparently being held by an inmate). It features Mr. T killing Ernie Hudson with his bare hands.
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Embiggen posted:Oh, I'm sure that's true, I meant the illustration of the octopus is goofy and unthreatening by movie monster standards. For something called "KILLERS OF THE SEA" I'd expect something a lot more pulpy and ridiculous, like: That woman is loitering on his beach!
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Vagabundo posted:Yeah, that one's about a young man who is a boxer who's going to make it to the top of middleweight boxing and is trained by Mr. T. Ernie Hudson's the villain who blackmails him or something and takes his sister hostage before the big fight (which takes place in the prison because the much coveted title is apparently being held by an inmate). It features Mr. T killing Ernie Hudson with his bare hands. The whole Penitentiary trilogy is worth watching.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:The whole Penitentiary trilogy is worth watching. The only one I've seen is the one where Luke from General Hospital is a gay crime lord who runs his empire from behind bars.
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