Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

I am just a humble emperor... With a big big crown!!

I've got a BIG BIG THIRST for HUMAN BLOOD!

# ? Apr 7, 2012 02:08

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:37

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TravBot posted:

I am just a humble emperor... With a big big crown!!

I'm a big robot, and I want a BIG cereal!

# ? Apr 7, 2012 02:24

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Sanguinia posted:

I've got a BIG BIG THIRST for HUMAN BLOOD!

Ha ha! Fan beats man!

# ? Apr 7, 2012 02:27

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'm a big robot, and I want a BIG cereal!

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!

# ? Apr 7, 2012 02:38

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'm a big robot, and I want a BIG cereal!

Honeycomb big. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

# ? Apr 7, 2012 02:44

Kannen: Apr 24, 2007; make this page more CAW CAW!!

It's not small?

# ? Apr 7, 2012 02:58

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Kannen posted:

It's not small?

No no no!

# ? Apr 7, 2012 03:35

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

^^^
e: WERNSTROM!!!!!

Kannen posted:

It's not small?

No, no, no!

# ? Apr 7, 2012 03:36

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

^^^
e: WERNSTROM!!!!!

No, no, no!

Line?

# ? Apr 7, 2012 11:21

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

John Dough posted:

Line?

Single female lawyer! Having lots of sex.

# ? Apr 7, 2012 12:12

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

This is the only place the ship can't hear us, so everyone pretend to shower.

# ? Apr 7, 2012 20:49

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

spankmeister posted:

Single female lawyer! Having lots of sex.

I can't marry you, you see, I'm dying.

Cough, then fall over dead.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

This is the only place the ship can't hear us, so everyone pretend to shower.

Same as every day, got it.

Kazy fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Apr 7, 2012

# ? Apr 7, 2012 22:08

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

This is the only place the ship can't hear us, so everyone pretend to shower.

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
WHAAOO
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

# ? Apr 7, 2012 22:31

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

John Dough posted:

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
WHAAOO
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

MMMHMMMGRRBL

# ? Apr 7, 2012 22:42

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

John Dough posted:

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
WHAAOO
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

TOO LOW!

...lower.

# ? Apr 7, 2012 22:42

Flatscan: Mar 27, 2001; Outlaw Journalist

John Dough posted:

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
WHAAOO
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

Uh-oh. It's another one of Fry's dogs.

# ? Apr 7, 2012 23:26

Admiral Bosch: Apr 19, 2007; Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Kazy posted:

I can't marry you, you see, I'm dying.

Cough, then fall over dead.

My god, he's dead.

# ? Apr 7, 2012 23:26

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Admiral Bosch posted:

My god, he's dead.

But he just said 'woo'!

# ? Apr 7, 2012 23:46

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

404GoonNotFound posted:

But he just said 'woo'!

No, that was just air escaping from the folds of his fat.

# ? Apr 8, 2012 00:03

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

So...you're a robot.

# ? Apr 8, 2012 00:12

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

John Dough posted:

So...you're a robot.

Mr. Phillip has told me so much about you. Is it true that you're a robot?

# ? Apr 8, 2012 00:41

Mrfreezewarning: Feb 2, 2010; All these goddamn books need more descriptions of boobies in them!

Coleman posted:

Mr. Phillip has told me so much about you. Is it true that you're a robot?

I prefer the term "love machine".

# ? Apr 8, 2012 00:47

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

Inyourbase posted:

I prefer the term "love machine".

You're so smart Inyourbase, you should write a book about LOVE MACHINE and PREFER THE TERM.

# ? Apr 8, 2012 00:59

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CX6QLdy54

Inspiration for the theme song (since I haven't seen it posted in while). Or possibly ever.

# ? Apr 8, 2012 01:16

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Mister Kingdom posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CX6QLdy54

Inspiration for the theme song (since I haven't seen it posted in while). Or possibly ever.

It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes, which happened to take the form of a drinking contest.

# ? Apr 8, 2012 01:59

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coleman posted:

Mr. Phillip has told me so much about you. Is it true that you're a robot?

Wow, your goon is great...how hard did you say you had to hit him?

# ? Apr 8, 2012 02:06

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

Wow, your goon is great...how hard did you say you had to hit him?

FAIRLY hard...

# ? Apr 8, 2012 02:32

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Sanguinia posted:

FAIRLY hard...

*clears throat* The Grumpy Snail...

# ? Apr 8, 2012 06:52

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

cbubbles posted:

*clears throat* The Grumpy Snail...

Hmm. You're still retaining a lot of grump in these joints. More pressure!

# ? Apr 8, 2012 06:57

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Sanguinia posted:

Hmm. You're still retaining a lot of grump in these joints. More pressure!

What's that, Doc? You'll have to put him down?

# ? Apr 8, 2012 10:08

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

John Dough posted:

What's that, Doc? You'll have to put him down?

What? Sure, you can die. You want to die? :jihad:

# ? Apr 8, 2012 15:29

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What? Sure, you can die. You want to die?

Hi Locusamatronio!

# ? Apr 8, 2012 17:39

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Hi Locusamatronio!

YOU WILL NEVER DISCOVER HOW THESE QUOTES FIT TOGETHER!

# ? Apr 8, 2012 18:42

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Sanguinia posted:

YOU WILL NEVER DISCOVER HOW THESE QUOTES FIT TOGETHER!

I withdraw the question, Vitruvian Man!

# ? Apr 8, 2012 20:55

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

John Dough posted:

I withdraw the question, Vitruvian Man!

Hi, Johnamatronio!

# ? Apr 8, 2012 21:17

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Coleman posted:

Hi, Johnamatronio!

I SAID NO SUCH THING! AND THEN I DIED!

HNEEEEEEEEGH!

# ? Apr 8, 2012 22:39

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

404GoonNotFound posted:

I SAID NO SUCH THING! AND THEN I DIED!

HNEEEEEEEEGH!

Poor 404GoonNotFoundo, he suuuure was stupid.

# ? Apr 8, 2012 23:05

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Duh, I'm 404GoonNotFound! I don't know the mass of the Higgs Boson!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 02:12

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Evil Mastermind posted:

Duh, I'm 404GoonNotFound! I don't know the mass of the Higgs Boson!

That calculus lecture was harder than I expected. We had to answer every question in the form of an opera.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 02:59

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Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Some doomsday machine, it barely killed anyone.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 03:03

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