Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Everybody's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark - uuuh, suddenly you've gone too far.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 04:06

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# ? May 11, 2024 18:26

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Cojawfee posted:

Some doomsday machine, it barely killed anyone.

That barely hurt Leela at all!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 04:30

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

DrBouvenstein posted:

That barely hurt Leela at all!

My love is stronger than the vast majority of explosions.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 05:35

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

No, "wuv", with an Earth W!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 06:13

MildShow: Jan 4, 2012

MokBa posted:

No, "wuv", with an Earth W!

Awww, dat's sho shweet!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 06:17

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

MildShow posted:

Awww, dat's sho shweet!

Just like the great taste of Charleston Chew!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 07:38

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Y'all've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living. By showing how bad my funeral will suck!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 08:54

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LooseChanj posted:

Y'all've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living. By showing how bad my funeral will suck!

LOUDER AND SADDER!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 10:26

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

TravBot posted:

LOUDER AND SADDER!

TRAVBOT WAS A TRULY SPECIAL-

# ? Apr 9, 2012 10:30

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

NEXT!

I guess I can part with one quote and still be feared.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 11:08

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Hey, I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 13:55

Execu-speak: Jun 2, 2011; Welcome to the real world hippies!

HOORAY I MADE A SCOREPOINT!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 14:03

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Execu-speak posted:

HOORAY I MADE A SCOREPOINT!

BLERNNNNN, BLERNNNN!!!!!!

(or is it blurn?)

# ? Apr 9, 2012 14:50

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Kazy posted:

BLERNNNNN, BLERNNNN!!!!!!

(or is it blurn?)

Whoa, Kazys on pace to quote 50 blurns.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 14:51

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Coleman posted:

Whoa, Kazys on pace to quote 50 blurns.

Other than the word "blern" that was complete gibberish.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 14:54

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Execu-speak posted:

HOORAY I MADE A SCOREPOINT!

Please I want to live! Can I use bat to protect head?!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 14:58

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Athenry posted:

Other than the word "blern" that was complete gibberish.

MULTIBALL! MULTIBALL! :siren:

# ? Apr 9, 2012 15:19

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Alter Ego posted:

Hey, I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet!

Alter Ego, there is no radiator planet.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 15:29

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

MULTIBALL! MULTIBALL!

Look on the bright side Locust, at least you're still the worst FOOTBALL player of all time.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 15:50

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

cbubbles posted:

Alter Ego, there is no radiator planet.

Uh... Is there a burn ward within 8 feet of here?

# ? Apr 9, 2012 17:04

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Execu-speak posted:

HOORAY I MADE A SCOREPOINT!

Inform the men.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 19:41

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

TravBot posted:

Uh... Is there a burn ward within 8 feet of here?

No refunds! Shut up and bow your heads!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 19:52

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

No refunds! Shut up and bow your heads!

Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 21:00

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!

Keep your chin up TravBot!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 21:04

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

Coleman posted:

Keep your chin up TravBot!

Ow, my chin!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 21:12

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

cbubbles posted:

Alter Ego, there is no radiator planet.

You're GARBAGE! HUMAN GARBAGE! :mad:

# ? Apr 9, 2012 21:16

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

What are you hacking up? Is it my torso? IT IS!!! IT IS!!! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 22:57

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

LooseChanj posted:

What are you hacking up? Is it my torso? IT IS!!! IT IS!!! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!

An idiot like you is correct!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 23:08

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Sinestro posted:

Ow, my chin!

Sinestros aren't Travbots! Quit messing with my head!

# ? Apr 9, 2012 23:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Kazy posted:

BLERNNNNN, BLERNNNN!!!!!!

(or is it blurn?)

Apart from the word blrrrrn, nothing you just said made any sense.

# ? Apr 9, 2012 23:34

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

He'll be stronger than Jerusalem and Evil Mastermind combined!

MokBa fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Apr 10, 2012

# ? Apr 10, 2012 00:08

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Evil Mastermind posted:

Sinestros aren't Travbots! Quit messing with my head!

Yay! I did it!

Wait, that's not me!

# ? Apr 10, 2012 00:09

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

MokBa posted:

He's be stronger than Jerusalem and Evil Mastermind combined!

JEMbercules? I love that guy!

# ? Apr 10, 2012 00:10

Jeremor: Jun 1, 2009; Drop Your Nuts

404GoonNotFound posted:

JEMbercules? I love that guy!

It seems 404GoonNotFound hates goons the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper.

# ? Apr 10, 2012 03:39

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Jeremor posted:

It seems 404GoonNotFound hates goons the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper.

Interesting.... wait no the other thing, tedious.

# ? Apr 10, 2012 07:51

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Soothing ACTION action _action

# ? Apr 11, 2012 02:43

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Yep, that's whatever you were talking about for ya.

# ? Apr 11, 2012 02:47

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

LooseChanj posted:

Yep, that's whatever you were talking about for ya.

Don't worry about whatever you were talking about, let me worry about blank.

# ? Apr 11, 2012 03:47

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Sinestro posted:

Don't worry about whatever you were talking about, let me worry about blank.

Blank? Blank?! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good blankin'! :ese:

# ? Apr 11, 2012 11:24

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# ? May 11, 2024 18:26

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Blank? Blank?! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good blankin'!

Ow! That's going to bleed when my heart beats

# ? Apr 11, 2012 15:44

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