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Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.
Whoopie pies are actually a Pennsylvania Dutch concoction. I inhereted my mom's cookbook when she died which has her hand written recipe in it. If you like I'll dig it out this weekend.

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Yes please!

Saucy Mouse
Aug 14, 2005
MY LOVE FOR MUPPETS IS ONLY SECOND TO MY LOVE FOR VOLUMPTUOUS VIXENS

bunnielab posted:

So today is day 1 of a 161 day gig. So far I haven't even seen a BBQ place. Charlotte is really letting me down.

Oh my god Bill Spoon's? And for fried chicken and hush puppies, Price's Chicken Coop.

I know you've already left Charlotte but whatever :(

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.
I've never had problems with my hollandaise or béarnaises breaking, but all of a sudden this week, every single one has done so. Aspargus season is starting, so I had to make hollandaise tuesday, but the fucker broke on me. So I bought more for wednesday. The sauce for those broke as well, and then, again, tonight. It's a conspiracy.

I'm angry about butter emulsions.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
We went out for dinner for our combined birthdays and anniversary (11, 13, 14 April, being hers, ours, mine) and they forgot to charge us for wine (a mere glass each). I told them. :smug:

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Dane posted:

I've never had problems with my hollandaise or béarnaises breaking, but all of a sudden this week, every single one has done so. Aspargus season is starting, so I had to make hollandaise tuesday, but the fucker broke on me. So I bought more for wednesday. The sauce for those broke as well, and then, again, tonight. It's a conspiracy.

I'm angry about butter emulsions.

just build it in a blender, fool proof.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Add a pinch of xanthum gum, just like grandma used to.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
no don't

Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008

Phummus posted:

Whoopie pies are actually a Pennsylvania Dutch concoction. I inhereted my mom's cookbook when she died which has her hand written recipe in it. If you like I'll dig it out this weekend.

Can I request a shoefly pie recipe out of that?

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

GrAviTy84 posted:

just build it in a blender, fool proof.
What's the technique here? I always build the sabayon (egg yolk and water) over heat (first whisking to add volume, then over heat until it starts to thicken) and then remove from the heat and whisk in the butter, then a little lemon. Are you blitzing everything with the blender and then heating the finished sauce?

Amykinz
May 6, 2007

SubG posted:

What's the technique here? .... Are you blitzing everything with the blender and then heating the finished sauce?

I just made blender hollandaise a couple of days ago. Heated the butter just until the water started to boil out as I blended the yolks and a little water till lighter colored and foamy. Then, with the blender running, drizzled in the hot butter and added flavorings (lemon juice and stuff) It was pretty foolproof, and tasted great with salmon and asparagus.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

SubG posted:

What's the technique here? I always build the sabayon (egg yolk and water) over heat (first whisking to add volume, then over heat until it starts to thicken) and then remove from the heat and whisk in the butter, then a little lemon. Are you blitzing everything with the blender and then heating the finished sauce?

Build it like a mayo. Egg yolks and liquid in the food processor, blitz, then add melted butter in a stream with it running.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Build it like a mayo. Egg yolks and liquid in the food processor, blitz, then add melted butter in a stream with it running.
Without heating the yolks? Seems like the consistency would be noticeably different from `traditional' hollandaise.

Darval
Nov 20, 2007

Shiny.
You could also do it with an immersion blender in the pot

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



SubG posted:

Without heating the yolks? Seems like the consistency would be noticeably different from `traditional' hollandaise.

nope. if you get the temp of the butter right, it heats the yolks as you go. Only big difference is that blender hollandaise tends to be a bit on the airy side as opposed to smooth.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004



:roflolmao:

fake edit: reference:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/13/marilyn-hagerty-olive-garden_n_1342324.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/13/marilyn-hagerty-olive-garden_n_1342324.html

She reviewed an olive garden for a newspaper no one reads and was rewarded with a trip to NY to eat at Le Bernardin, Dovetail, and get a book deal with Tony. Life's not fair. :negative:

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.

The Macaroni posted:

Vegan Korean food is awesome. I actually prefer vegan kim chi to the kind with the fish sauce and bits of marine life in it. Did you get to try the fried tofu thing? There's a dish that's basically pan-fried tofu that's then braised with soy sauce, scallions, garlic, and enough chilies to kill an elephant. It's wonderful.

MP wanted to get said tofu thingy, but they were apparently not making it that day. Booo. Fortunate for us, because it would have been /way/ too much food.

RE: Not telling the cashier

My mum frequently told me stories of my grandfather. I knew him until I was four years old, and then we left India. He died when I was like 7. :( Anyway. He worked for the UN, and lived in Jamaica Queens with his family. He'd walk to the grocery store every week.

By the time he'd get to the check out counter, he'd have the entire bill calculated down to the penny. If the cashier was off by even one cent (even if it was in his favour), he'd have her or him recalculate the bill until it was correct. There was one cashier who gave him a dirty look at the end of it (because this was before they had adding machines at the cash registers, apparently), and said, "I would rather have paid that 5 cents from my own purse than do that whole thing again three times. :gonk:"

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.
I just ate 4 dozen oysters, 3 pounds of stone crab, a bunch of frog legs, and five martinis.

Starting to warm up to Florida. Maybe a little. Everything is so cheap compared to New York!

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH
Sorry I can't hear you over the subway and beautiful girls.

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.

Vegetable Melange posted:

Sorry I can't hear you over the subway and beautiful girls.

I made out with a girl who had a neck tattoo with her ex's name the other night. She tasted like cig-a-rettes.

I probably have oral herpes.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
She probably does now too.

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!

Dane posted:

I've never had problems with my hollandaise or béarnaises breaking, but all of a sudden this week, every single one has done so. Aspargus season is starting, so I had to make hollandaise tuesday, but the fucker broke on me. So I bought more for wednesday. The sauce for those broke as well, and then, again, tonight. It's a conspiracy.

I'm angry about butter emulsions.

I followed Jacques Pepin's recipe when I first made hollandaise and he said if you see it start to break, throw an ice cube in and whisk like the devil until it's back to normal, then take the remnant of the ice cube out. I had to use it on my first hollandaise and it worked like a charm.

pim01
Oct 22, 2002

Eek I can't make up my mind what to do with this kilo of oxtail :ohdear:. Make it into a nice thick stew, or go for soup and make Gori Gom Tang, which is also very nice and would give me an excuse to go buy kimchi again...

Pester
Apr 22, 2008

Avatar Fairy? or Fairy Avatar?

Stalizard posted:

I followed Jacques Pepin's recipe when I first made hollandaise and he said if you see it start to break, throw an ice cube in and whisk like the devil until it's back to normal, then take the remnant of the ice cube out. I had to use it on my first hollandaise and it worked like a charm.

I made my first hollandaise last week, but since I couldn't find the link to any of the NICSA Breakfast entries that used it like I was planning to half-way through, I used a recipe that was pictures only and thought it came out tasty. In restrospect, every restaurant I've ever been to uses fake hollandaise and I really wouldn't know if the sauce had broken or not. It tasted good, anyway.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH
An excuse to buy kimchee is a good one. Also my favorite bar is playing the boy with the Arab strap and that makes my bike home so happy.

Psychobabble
Jan 17, 2006

dino. posted:

RE: Not telling the cashier

My mum frequently told me stories of my grandfather. I knew him until I was four years old, and then we left India. He died when I was like 7. :( Anyway. He worked for the UN, and lived in Jamaica Queens with his family. He'd walk to the grocery store every week.

By the time he'd get to the check out counter, he'd have the entire bill calculated down to the penny. If the cashier was off by even one cent (even if it was in his favour), he'd have her or him recalculate the bill until it was correct. There was one cashier who gave him a dirty look at the end of it (because this was before they had adding machines at the cash registers, apparently), and said, "I would rather have paid that 5 cents from my own purse than do that whole thing again three times. :gonk:"
This explains so much. It's genetic!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Vegetable Melange posted:

An excuse to buy kimchee is a good one. Also my favorite bar is playing the boy with the Arab strap and that makes my bike home so happy.

Speaking of kimchee, does anyone have a line on a good source online? I'm not opposed to making my own, but it's been a good 8 months since I've had any and I'd like to have a solid base of what's "right." The Asian population in my neck of the woods now is almost exclusively Lao and there are no Asian grocers (or grocery stores that stock fermented cabbage outside of sauerkraut) in Northwest Iowa.

There was a Cook or Die recently that tackled it a few weeks ago, but I'm gonna puss out on making my own for a bit.

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.

Psychobabble posted:

This explains so much. It's genetic!

XD Seeing as how I spent a lot of my early childhood in India with said grandfather, and the rest of my childhood following my mother around (I am and always have been truly my mother's son), I'd say that there's more than genetics at play. XD She's had a lot of influence in how I do things, including teaching me how /not/ to do things, because I've watched her mistakes and learned from them. For example, I've got a violent aversion to hoarding, and tend to cull my apartment fairly mercilessly when I see the clutter getting high.

Just got back from a day trip to Philly with Puppy. Dear gods, that was such an enjoyable trip. I have an unnatural love for that city, which is odd, because Puppy generally has a bitch of a time getting me to leave Manhattan, much less New York itself. We ate way too much food, wandered around a bit, and bought stuff at a fraction of the price I'd pay back home.

That being said, when I saw the NYC skyline on the way to the tunnel, it really made me happy to be home again. Every time I leave the city, I'm reminded why I keep coming back. :)

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

dino. posted:

That being said, when I saw the NYC skyline on the way to the tunnel, it really made me happy to be home again. Every time I leave the city, I'm reminded why I keep coming back. :)

That's how I feel when I see the desert and the Sierras after a time away. "Home" is a powerful thing.

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.

Mr. Wiggles posted:

That's how I feel when I see the desert and the Sierras after a time away. "Home" is a powerful thing.
It's weird though. Last week, Puppy was ready to jump out of his skin with wanting to leave the city so badly. It's been a rough couple of months, and he wanted out for a bit. But as soon as we cross the tunnel, I see his shoulders droop a bit and his face get all calm and stuff. Home really is rather a powerful thing.

Man, seeing the Sierras must be quite a stunning sight. I know Puppy would love that stuff (he's a big nature lover). Were it not for the Philly trip, he'd likely have wandered over to Ft. Tryon park, and done the Cloisters thing or something. I feel like this was much better spent. :)

Are you originally from Nevada?

EDIT: Just spent the entire day stuffing ourselves on good vegan food. We get home, and I'm hungry again. This is what I get for not eating any rice all day. It's freaking 1:20 AM, and I'm craving a bowl of rice and beans. :mutter, grumble:

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

pim01 posted:

Eek I can't make up my mind what to do with this kilo of oxtail :ohdear:. Make it into a nice thick stew, or go for soup and make Gori Gom Tang, which is also very nice and would give me an excuse to go buy kimchi again...
Flip a coin, you can't lose with either.

YEAH DOG
Sep 24, 2009

you wanna join my
primitive noise band?

Steve Yun posted:

Flip a coin, you can't lose with either.

This is a dumb opinion. Of course you can lose either way. A kilo of meat is enough for four people in a normal, not-vegetarian. meal. If your party is four people, make a dumb soup. If it's more, use extenders and make a stew. As loving mythical food is, there still is basic goddamn science based on it, and how much one thing can feed one person. Don't be retarded.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

SYFY HYPHY posted:

This is a dumb opinion. Of course you can lose either way. A kilo of meat is enough for four people in a normal, not-vegetarian. meal. If your party is four people, make a dumb soup. If it's more, use extenders and make a stew. As loving mythical food is, there still is basic goddamn science based on it, and how much one thing can feed one person. Don't be retarded.

lol :siren: DRUNK TROLL MODE DETECTED :siren:

<3 syfy hyphy

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
So, I don't think I posted this, but - I've started staging for a james beard dude recently. I did like 2 years ago, but pussed out - the guy who was in charge of my stage was a dick, didn't work out.

This time it is working out though, and I'm learning some really awesome poo poo about hydrocollids and techniques I've never heard of before. probably the most striking thing I've picked up so far - they ash roast vegetables in their own ash. so like they'll take a shitton of beets and carrots and onions and absolutely incinerate them, and then take fresh veg and roast it in an oven covered with all that charred poo poo, then rinse them off and season. it's absolutely amazing, and imparts this ethereal complex smokey flavor that would be hard to put your finger on if you didn't know what in to making the dish.

but aside from fringe 'cutting edge' poo poo, it's just good to step foot back in a kitchen...

YEAH DOG
Sep 24, 2009

you wanna join my
primitive noise band?

mindphlux posted:

lol :siren: DRUNK TROLL MODE DETECTED :siren:

<3 syfy hyphy

I WILL LEVEL GEORGIA IF IT MEANS ENDING YOU

aREN'T you an IT self-employed monkey these day, what is this staging poo poo..

<3 no my family is in georgia i probably woun't do that

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
So yeah either one is great but I'm partial to 꼬리곰탕 because it's what I grew up on.

pim01
Oct 22, 2002

꼬리곰탕 it is :allears:. 12 hours of simmering to go, so I'm off to the chinese supermarket for kimchi and overpriced soju!

It feels sort of wrong to pay five times the korean price for what amounts to a small bottle of watered down vodka. Still nice to get some when feeding people korean food, though :).

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
Socialist holiday (part 1) finished - I ate stuff, and it was good!

Also: The french drive worth poo poo, and now apparantly they speak english, so my efforts were wasted..

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

SYFY HYPHY posted:

I WILL LEVEL GEORGIA IF IT MEANS ENDING YOU

aREN'T you an IT self-employed monkey these day, what is this staging poo poo..

<3 no my family is in georgia i probably woun't do that

YEAH but part of being self employed means I have free time every now and again and besides all I want to do in my dream world is own a restaurant or brewpub or something so I can't get rusty now can I????

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Thoogsby
Nov 18, 2006

Very strong. Everyone likes me.
Just got a jar of some very tasty looking saffron threads as a gift and I have nothing to do all day today. What would be an awesome application for it?

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