|
I hate her like poison
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 16:59
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 2, 2024 10:47 |
|
|
He disgusts me.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 17:00
|
|
|
I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 17:02
|
|
|
You told Nana to drop dead?!
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 17:04
|
|
|
I loathe you...
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 17:14
|
|
|
safety dan posted:I loathe you...
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 17:32
|
|
|
Relayer posted:You think YOU'RE the number one dad?? Look at that..."World's Greatest Dad." That's better than number one!
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 17:40
|
|
|
Is there a pinkish hue?
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 17:55
|
|
|
T. Couchfucker posted:Is there a pinkish hue? A pinkish hue?
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 17:57
|
|
|
Coffee And Pie posted:A pinkish hue? Yes, a rosy glow
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 18:02
|
|
|
T. Couchfucker posted:Yes, a rosy glow What? Oh, the red?
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 18:21
|
|
|
DrBouvenstein posted:Look at that..."World's Greatest Dad." That's better than number one! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 18:27
|
|
|
T. Couchfucker posted:Is there a pinkish hue? I might replace her tortoise clip with one of those velvet scrunchies.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 18:41
|
|
|
Women kill to have her eyebrows.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 19:03
|
|
|
safety dan posted:Women kill to have her eyebrows. I love that entire exchange. George is asking Jerry if the girl has thick, lustrous hair among other ridiculous qualities and Elaine is trying to spin the fact that George is bald and unemployed. Cynthia: First of all, what does he do? Elaine: He was in real estate, um, now, he's not working right now- Cynthia: He's not working?! How come he's not working? Elaine: Well, um, he, he got fired. Cynthia: Why did he get fired? Elaine: Uh. Why? Oh, right. Um, well, he tried to poison his boss. Cynthia: Excuse me? Elaine: Such a long story, Cynthia, seriously, I mean he just had some problems at work. Cynthia: Is he nuts? Elaine: No, no, no, he's a really really funny guy. Cynthia: What does he look like? Elaine: Pardon? Cynthia: What does he look like? Elaine: Um, well, he's got a lot of character in his face. Um, he's short. Um, he's stocky. Cynthia: Fat. Is that what you're saying, that he's fat? George: What kind of hair? Jerry: You know, long dark hair. George: Flowing? Jerry: Flowing? George: Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me. Jerry: 'Thick lustrous hair is very important to me,' is that what you said? George: Yeah, that's right. Jerry: Just clarifying. George: Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out? Jerry: Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out? George: I'd like to be able to get it out. Jerry: I think you'll get it out. George: What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek. Jerry: She's got a fine cheek. George: Is there a pinkish hue? Jerry: A pinkish hue? George: Yes, a rosy glow. Jerry: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 19:08
|
|
|
Who cares about eyebrows?
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 19:37
|
|
|
haljordan posted:I love that entire exchange. George is asking Jerry if the girl has thick, lustrous hair among other ridiculous qualities and Elaine is trying to spin the fact that George is bald and unemployed. He can lift a hundred pounds over his head like that!
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 19:48
|
|
|
I think that The Fix-Up is my favourite episode. Oh by the way George, you know those condoms I gave you? Don't use them, they're defective.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 23:15
|
|
|
Poque posted:Who cares about eyebrows? I used to think this, then I went out with a girl that didn't have eyebrows. It was way too freaky.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 23:34
|
|
|
And you might not know it to look at him but George can bait a hook!
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2012 23:38
|
|
|
You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast!
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 00:07
|
|
|
atomic gog posted:I think that The Fix-Up is my favourite episode. I love how he offers Elaine half a bag full. "What am I, a hooker?"
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 00:19
|
|
|
I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them. So how'd you know you cut it? ..well I guess I just assumed. ... 
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 00:27
|
|
|
Why does the Nose Job episode have flash backs interlaced? It's really weird.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 00:33
|
|
|
potee posted:MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! IT'S GO TIME!!!
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 00:52
|
|
|
Athanatos posted:Why does the Nose Job episode have flash backs interlaced? It's really weird. I like George's mini flashback about his toast. Yesterday was Grace's birthday. She's such a sweet woman so we had a little party with cake and champagne...And I made a toast...  *George making a toast and everyone looking around confused*
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 00:54
|
|
|
This girl just walked into the bar I work at wearing what looks to be a bra and a jacket.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 01:12
|
|
|
BrandNew posted:This girl just walked into the bar I work at wearing what looks to be a bra and a jacket. She's flouting societies conventions!
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 01:34
|
|
|
Chexoid posted:She's flouting societies conventions! You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right over a person's skin. Like a glove!
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 01:38
|
|
|
-Stan the Caddy-
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 01:43
|
|
|
No one can tell what a balm's gonna do! They're unpredictable!
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 04:01
|
|
|
Ehud posted:I like George's mini flashback about his toast. Her father didn't have to throw me out like that, he could have just asked me to leave. The guy had me in a headlock!
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 04:09
|
|
|
AAH, GET OUT! I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS! You guys ready to go?  LET'S GET IT ON! LET'S GO DEVILS!
neoboman fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Apr 14, 2012 |
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 06:08
|
|
|
You know about the uh cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 10:42
|
|
|
Ahh Jerry I'm not gonna let you bring me down off this high, I've been partyin' all night! I saw the sun rise at Liza's!  Minelli's?!? No. 
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2012 19:55
|
|
|
I have no eye for fashion?!!?
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2012 12:59
|
|
|
My mother was taken from my house by the Communists in the middle of the night when I was ten years old. She was sent to a slave labor camp, where she labored for twelve years. Finally, they released her and she was on a boat to America to re-unite with us...but she was served some bad fish, and she died on the high seas.
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2012 16:12
|
|
|
You're all winners!!!
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2012 16:50
|
|
|
Chexoid posted:You're all winners!!! You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner and you'll always be a loser.
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2012 16:55
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 2, 2024 10:47 |
|
|
George... ...I win.
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2012 17:09
|
|