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raditts posted:This. This is the worst commercial on television. I knew what commercial it was before I clicked. No wonder they went bankrupt.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 09:52 |
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raditts posted:This. This is the worst commercial on television. I liked a couple of the youtube comments on there: "These are what robots are going to be like in the future." "HUMAN_INTERACTIONS.SPX NOT FOUND WAITRESSBOT ATTEMPTING TO COMPENSATE"
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 14:31 |
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This Lowes ad for the annoying song that gets stuck in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYf_5i7pSww
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 15:58 |
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raditts posted:This. This is the worst commercial on television. Who the hell runs Friendly's marketing team? All you have to do to get me in there is show me a static image of that ice cream with the Reese's pieces face and a cone on its head. Instead, we get whatever this is. The look on the sons face clearly speaks for all of us. At least those comments are a riot. Edit for some content: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0&feature=youtube_gdata_player ohthatdan fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Apr 17, 2012 |
# ? Apr 17, 2012 16:23 |
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Wagonburner posted:I liked a couple of the youtube comments on there: I don't know how the gently caress Friendly's hosed up on something as basic as "turn off comments for your ads because this is YouTube and people will poo poo on it even if it's good", but I'm glad they did.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 19:43 |
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CapnAndy posted:That second one's mine Are you familiar with Willard Mitt Romney? The future is sooner than you think.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 20:03 |
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THIS loving thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFxtDR0riL0 ...is everything wrong with American food, and the Dad is a weiner.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 22:50 |
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Grin and Tonic posted:THIS loving thing. Eh, they're not bad for 5 bucks. Certainly better than freezer pizza at least.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 22:58 |
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SpazmasterX posted:Eh, they're not bad for 5 bucks. Certainly better than freezer pizza at least. The food isn't the issue here, it's the fact that they can't wait 15 minutes for a pizza.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 23:14 |
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Grin and Tonic posted:The food isn't the issue here, it's the fact that they can't wait 15 minutes for a pizza. Sometimes I'd rather pay $5 and have my pizza right away, rather than pay $15 and have to wait 15 minutes, even if the non-Little Caesar's pizza is significantly better.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 23:43 |
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Lee Harvey Oswald posted:This Lowes ad for the annoying song that gets stuck in my head I realized I was absentmindedly whistling this last night while I was floating around my house.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 23:43 |
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I grew up outside of Detroit, HQ of Little Caesars pizza. Mike Illitch, the LC CEO, owns the Tigers and Red Wings, and profits from his pizza company went directly into funding those two franchises, so I always did my part and occasionally bought LC pizza for nearly 20 years. It wasn't the greatest pizza, but it was inexpensive, so it was convenient. I've always found the crazy breads to be the best part of Little Caesars, though. One day, about 12 years ago, I ordered a Hot 'n Ready for my brother and I and took it home to eat. After the first bite, I could tell something was wrong. The pizza had a strong chemical taste to it. It was revolting. I immediately spit the pizza out and smelled the other slices in the box. They smelled like bleach. I drove back to the store and told the manager what had happened. He apologized profusely and offered me another pizza free of charge. I told him to kiss my rear end and walked out. I went home and called corporate and told them what had happened, and they took my contact information down and said they'd get back to me after they investigated it. About a month later, I got a letter in the mail from some regional corporate bigwig explaining that they found out that the reason the cheese tasted like bleach was due to the fact that the reusable bags that this particular location uses to store the cheeses are occasionally disinfected with bleach and then washed clean with soap and water before more cheese is placed back in. Apparently this location had some lazy gently caress who thought it'd be okay to just do step 1 without following through on step 2 of the disinfecting process, and that's why the cheese was bleachy. I'm positive that other people that day also had the same problem I had. They sent me a 100 dollar gift card as an apology and said that they hoped that this incident wouldn't affect my patronage of their stores in the future. I ended up giving the gift card to a relative and as of this day, I have never purchased or consumed another pizza from Little Caesars. Besides, if we're talking pizza companies that are headquartered in Michigan, Hungry Howie's (HQ'd in Westland, MI) is the superior pizza place. Free flavored crusts, motherfucker.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 23:59 |
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Gonz posted:Yeah I thought that commercial sucked, too.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 00:32 |
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I wanna force feed this dick a year's supply of tequila. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8x-NByi3qY
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 00:35 |
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Grin and Tonic posted:THIS loving thing. Little Caesars still exists? I haven't seen one in almost 20 years. And the last time I did, I thought they were a normal delivery place like everyone else.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 14:10 |
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Palleon posted:Little Caesars still exists? I haven't seen one in almost 20 years. And the last time I did, I thought they were a normal delivery place like everyone else. They kind of disappeared off the face of the earth for awhile, but recently they've been coming back somehow. There was one in my hometown when I was growing up that closed down when I moved out about 7 years ago, but then a new one popped up in there about 2 years ago. Same thing goes for where I'm living now.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 14:16 |
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iastudent posted:They kind of disappeared off the face of the earth for awhile, but recently they've been coming back somehow. There was one in my hometown when I was growing up that closed down when I moved out about 7 years ago, but then a new one popped up in there about 2 years ago. Same thing goes for where I'm living now. I think there was a time when Little Caesars was all about being both a pizza delivery service and a Chuck-E-Cheese style playground/party destination (at least in my area it was). Then the business tanked and they closed a lot of locations and ditched the whole party thing. I think they've been slowly building up their network of cheap and fast pizza pick-up and delivery locations since.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 14:21 |
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Thwomp posted:I think there was a time when Little Caesars was all about being both a pizza delivery service and a Chuck-E-Cheese style playground/party destination (at least in my area it was). I've never heard of that in my life, although the commercials from days of yore did kind of indicate that without actually showing the interior of a Little Caesar's, with how nonsensical they were. Thwomp posted:Then the business tanked and they closed a lot of locations and ditched the whole party thing. I think they've been slowly building up their network of cheap and fast pizza pick-up and delivery locations since. Yeah, pretty much these days they exist as a cheap pizza joint. It's not the new improved Pizza Hut, nor is it Papa John's, but for being cheap and with the hot and readys, it's fast. The quality though does seem to depend on the individual location. A new one opened not too far from me, so it's superb quality for a Little Caesar's. My apartment hosts Papa John's once a month for a $6 medium that's kinda stale because it's been sitting in a warmer all afternoon, but since the Little Caesar's is on the way home, I'd much rather get that, it's usually a lot fresher, and a dollar less for a large.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 15:04 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I wanna force feed this dick a year's supply of tequila. The 1800's ad campaign is the living an embodiment of I'M A MAN DAMNIT! LOOK AT HOW MANLY I AM!
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 15:05 |
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Mooseontheloose posted:The 1800's ad campaign is the living an embodiment of I'M A MAN DAMNIT! LOOK AT HOW MANLY I AM! It's really just the embodiment of more than anything.
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Thwomp posted:I think there was a time when Little Caesars was all about being both a pizza delivery service and a Chuck-E-Cheese style playground/party destination (at least in my area it was). They lost their K-Mart contract several years ago when K-Mart went bankrupt, which was the big catalyst for revamping their business model in 2003 or 2004 -- they dropped delivery entirely (individual franchisees can offer delivery if they want, but it's discouraged by corporate), gutted the menu (you used to be able to get hot dogs there) and adopted the Hot-N-Ready model while also taking an approach of aggressive expansion. The cost of entry for opening a Little Caesars store is only about $200,000 - $300,000, which is about a fifth of what it usually takes to open a restaurant. I believe it's now the third- or fourth-fastest-growing restaurant chain in the country.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 15:37 |
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Palleon posted:Little Caesars still exists? I haven't seen one in almost 20 years. And the last time I did, I thought they were a normal delivery place like everyone else.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 21:31 |
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Congratulations Burger King, you've done the impossible: You've made me sick of Salma loving Hayek.
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# ? Apr 18, 2012 22:26 |
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I remember Little Caesars used to be huge back in the 80s/early 90s. We used to go there all the time for the Big! Big! Cheese! pizza (the exclamation points are required). Then Pizza Hut came out with the Bigfoot which was basically the same thing but better and with a wider market and it wasn't long until LC's faded away. Then Pizza Hut, the sons of bitches, retired the Bigfoot, because I guess stomping out Little Caesars was really the only reason for it existing.Mister Kingdom posted:I wanna force feed this dick a year's supply of tequila. I can't help but make a comment about that guy's disturbingly pronounced buttchin every time I see one of those commercials. ohthatdan posted:Who the hell runs Friendly's marketing team? All you have to do to get me in there is show me a static image of that ice cream with the Reese's pieces face and a cone on its head. Instead, we get whatever this is. The look on the sons face clearly speaks for all of us. It's the mix of pure, genuine disapproval and hatred that can only come from a child. raditts fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Apr 18, 2012 |
# ? Apr 18, 2012 23:15 |
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I want to dropkick the guy on the https://www.usell.com commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upSQdk1U8A4
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ohthatdan posted:Who the hell runs Friendly's marketing team? All you have to do to get me in there is show me a static image of that ice cream with the Reese's pieces face and a cone on its head. Instead, we get whatever this is. The look on the sons face clearly speaks for all of us. The people who approved this are the same people who piss themselves when the flight crew goes off script on a Southwest flight.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 07:28 |
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Yes, Zooey Deschanel, it's raining. You could just LOOK OUT YOUR drat WINDOW instead of asking your phone. Yes, we get it, you're quirky. Just please get off my television.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 08:39 |
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This is a very new commercial and I already want to punch this rear end in a top hat of a kid in his loving face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXDZF-GhnbU At least the YouTube comments seem to hate it as well. I somehow expected a ton of girls to defend it and say how cute/funny the kid is, and that it's the best commercial ever. Obeast fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Apr 19, 2012 |
# ? Apr 19, 2012 10:01 |
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From now on I'm only drinking 1800 Tequila mixed with Dr Pepper 10 and following it with Miller Lite because I'm afraid people won't recognize that I'm a man otherwise.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 12:35 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I wanna force feed this dick a year's supply of tequila. All of these commercials, all of them are just him being a smug douchebag. They air on BBC America a lot and it makes me almost not want to watch Top Gear because of them.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 12:38 |
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:From now on I'm only drinking 1800 Tequila mixed with Dr Pepper 10 and following it with Miller Lite because I'm afraid people won't recognize that I'm a man otherwise. Don't forget to get a Porsche 911 or Ford F-150 so everybody immediately knows how utterly massive your penis is. "Catchphrase!"
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 13:38 |
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Funny thing about Dr. Pepper 10, I've only ever seen one person drinking it, and yep, it was a woman.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 13:40 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKx9t25eGPY There's this ad for Jim Beam that's been on TV since a couple of weeks ago. It's basically a bunch of clips of people making the most annoying noises possible and I swear it gives me a headache every time it plays.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 13:40 |
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Jim Beam AND Cola? gently caress you Australia.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 14:42 |
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What in the gently caress is this commercial. It plays like a softcore porno interlude directed by Tommy Wiseau. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUbxQiaD1TY If you smell like this old dude, hot-ish middle aged women will sex you. I'm imagining this is like Axe for gullible old men. I can't even imagine how it smells. For some reason I'm thinking mothballs. I WANT YOU BABY. :bigtran: QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Apr 19, 2012 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:What in the gently caress is this commercial. It plays like a softcore porno interlude directed by Tommy Wiseau. This needs to be in the "Ads you Love!" thread. I can't stop simultaneously saying to myself "I can't believe this is a real commercial/product" and laughing my rear end off at all the hilarious dialogue and actors.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 21:48 |
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I live in Cleveland, so the Norton's Furniture ads are an unfortunate mainstay in terrible commercials. This newer one is the loving worst however: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd8BrfhASDU&feature=related This commercial likes to only come on between 2am and 6am. Imagine falling asleep with your TV on only to be woken up hours later to shrieking. I work at a hospital on night shift and plenty of people sleep with the TV on. More than once I've had confused old people freak out because this lady was screaming on their tv in the middle of the night. gently caress you, Norton Furniture.
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# ? Apr 19, 2012 23:01 |
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Peanut President posted:Jim Beam AND Cola? gently caress you Australia. Don't blame Australia. Jack Daniel's actually started packaging and selling canned Jack and Cola in the United States a few years ago ago.
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# ? Apr 20, 2012 00:41 |
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Oh okay. I'm sure I'll think of another reason to hate Australia in the near future so I'll just leave that there.
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# ? Apr 20, 2012 00:49 |
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Timby posted:Don't blame Australia. Jack Daniel's actually started packaging and selling canned Jack and Cola in the United States a few years ago ago. I... I am at once repulsed and intrigued. I must try this.
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