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jojoinnit posted:I disagree! You can make the claim that its not literally trash if it wasn't touching trash and had only been there for a very short time. You shouldn't but you can. Georges schtick isn't that he's clearly wrong, it's his reasons for fighting tooth and nail for what he's done that makes him George. It's that selfishness and his capacity for rationalising that makes George our Georgieboy. TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 18, 2012 |
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Hey, I got the body of a taught, pre-teen, Swedish boy.
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Apr 18, 2012 21:45
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Happy_Misanthrope posted:You're a very attractive man. Now THAT is an attractive man.
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Apr 18, 2012 22:51
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Glen Goobersmooches posted:My juxtaposition was made to demonstrate than not all of George's battles are equally ludicrous and indefensibly self-serving. It's beside the point that he always bends over backwards to make the twisted logic meet in his own head in a feverish attempt to get his way.
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Apr 19, 2012 00:17
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Yes I was very wise to hitch my wagon to his star.
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Apr 19, 2012 05:39
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Chexoid posted:Yes I was very wise to hitch my wagon to his star. So who's gonna pull this thing? ... What about the homeless?! Can't we worry about them later? To pull the rickshaws! They do have an intimate knowledge of the streets.
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Apr 19, 2012 09:59
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They? The government?
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Apr 19, 2012 12:43
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Capt. Sticl posted:So who's gonna pull this thing? We should've gotten some collateral, like his bag of cans or his...other bag of cans.
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Apr 19, 2012 13:02
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haljordan posted:We should've gotten some collateral, like his bag of cans or his...other bag of cans. "Alright - pace yourself, 'cause you're gonna have to do this all day for very little money." "I think he's stealin' our rickshaw!" "Well then, he's out!" That entire plotline was one of Season 9's strongest. Absolutely ridiculous and cartoony, but they committed to it and it worked.
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Apr 19, 2012 13:18
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JethroMcB posted:"Alright - pace yourself, 'cause you're gonna have to do this all day for very little money." "I'll take the job. Potato salad!"
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Apr 19, 2012 13:23
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I once knew a horse named Rusty, no offence.
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Apr 19, 2012 16:11
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dog poop n doritos posted:I once knew a horse named Rusty, no offence.
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Apr 19, 2012 20:41
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Nice game, Prettyboy!
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Apr 19, 2012 21:15
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Gyshall posted:Nice game, Prettyboy! Who's this chucker?
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Apr 19, 2012 23:43
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So many actors have been in Seinfeld. Bryan Cranston, Anna Gun and Bob Odenkirk from Breaking Bad have been in the series. It's amazing how many people have acting in this show over the years.
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Apr 20, 2012 03:37
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DoYouHasaRabbit posted:So many actors have been in Seinfeld. Bryan Cranston, Anna Gun and Bob Odenkirk from Breaking Bad have been in the series. It's amazing how many people have acting in this show over the years. Bryan Cranston was Tim Whatley, obviously. But which characters did Anna Gunn and Bob Odenkirk play? Is the answer going to totally blow my mind?
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Bryan Cranston was Tim Whatley, obviously. But which characters did Anna Gunn and Bob Odenkirk play? Is the answer going to totally blow my mind?
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Apr 20, 2012 03:52
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"Winnie the ______, four letters." "POOH!" "Pooh!  "
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Apr 20, 2012 22:49
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Chexoid posted:"Winnie the ______, four letters." "I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago and I don't know no Portuguese."
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haljordan posted:"I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago and I don't know no Portuguese." "What? What are you talking about?" "To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid." "I don't understand  ""Exactly!"
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I'm not saying I want to do it for the rest of my life, but, uh, hardware fascinates me. Wouldn't you love to make a key?
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Chexoid posted:"Winnie the ______, four letters."  
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Apr 20, 2012 23:47
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Jerry, these big companies, they write off every thing.
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Apr 20, 2012 23:56
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Vigilance posted:Jerry, these big companies, they write off every thing. You don't even know what a write off is 
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Apr 21, 2012 00:48
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Ehud posted:You don't even know what a write off is But they do! And they're the ones writing it off!
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Robnoxious posted:I'm not saying I want to do it for the rest of my life, but, uh, hardware fascinates me. Wouldn't you love to make a key? You think I'm going to stay with you because you can get me a deal on a box of nails?
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neoboman posted:You think I'm going to stay with you because you can get me a deal on a box of nails? You're a CASHIER!
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Apr 21, 2012 10:20
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Is that right? I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots!
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Taff posted:Is that right? I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots! Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?
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Apr 24, 2012 00:40
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I renounce Judaism!
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Apr 24, 2012 01:15
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It's not easy.
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Apr 24, 2012 02:33
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Barnum posted:I renounce Judaism! Oy vey...
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Apr 24, 2012 08:54
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atomic gog posted:Oy vey... Hey, DENTY!
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They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, "Those aren't buoys."
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Apr 25, 2012 01:14
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Barnum posted:They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, "Those aren't buoys." I think "No, it offends me as a comedian" may be the quintessential Seinfeld line. Hilarious, brilliant, and perfectly sums up the attitude these characters have towards life.
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Apr 25, 2012 04:15
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:They? The government? Yes, George. Society.
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Apr 25, 2012 16:44
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Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
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There may have been some incidental penetration. But from her angle she was in no position to make the call. also gif request, can someone get me looped Jerry futilely trying to Dustbust the air around his girlfriend so Kramer doesn't smell her wearing his stolen fragrance, The Beach, thank you. Same ep the quote is from, Season 4, ep. 13, The Pick
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potee posted:Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket? Tell the world my story.
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penismightier posted:Tell the world my story. Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer?
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