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Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Just ate at a mad awesome Korean place in a strip mall in Pleasanton. Son sat us, mom cooked and waited on us, dad was doing dishes. The chee was well kimmed.

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GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

i shoot friendlies posted:

So I just got one of these

Smokey!

Right now I have a pork butt in it at 195F for 22 hours. Rubbed it with brown sugar, crushed red pepper, salt, and garlic. Smoking with apple wood. This is going to be magnificent.

I usually do pork butts in the oven right on the oven rack (with a drip pan on a lower rack) at 190-195 for 22-24 hours and they are outrageously succulent. You have to take them out with your hands because tongs will just rip through them. The fat on those is the food of the gods.

I can hardly sleep thinking about how good this is going to be.

195F seems pretty low for pellicle formation. Also after a certain point being under smoke doesn't matter anymore. 22 hours is well beyond that point.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

GrAviTy84 posted:

195F seems pretty low for pellicle formation. Also after a certain point being under smoke doesn't matter anymore. 22 hours is well beyond that point.

err

the pellicle forms before you smoke something, in the fridge. (or at room temperature I guess)

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

mindphlux posted:

err

the pellicle forms before you smoke something, in the fridge. (or at room temperature I guess)

I thought so too but I just read the chapter on smoking in modernist cuisine and it said otherwise. I might have misread. There's a lot of info in that book and I may just be overwhelmed. I get how you can get that pellicle from drying off a wet surface, I don't get how you get that from a surface that is dry from liberal dry rub. Nevertheless I recall 225F being the sweet spot and the there-is-such-a-thing-as-too-much-smoke thing.

i shoot friendlies
Jun 25, 2007

GrAviTy84 posted:

I thought so too but I just read the chapter on smoking in modernist cuisine and it said otherwise. I might have misread. There's a lot of info in that book and I may just be overwhelmed. I get how you can get that pellicle from drying off a wet surface, I don't get how you get that from a surface that is dry from liberal dry rub. Nevertheless I recall 225F being the sweet spot and the there-is-such-a-thing-as-too-much-smoke thing.


225 is too high for most meats. This is not a book, but rather the practical experience of the old southern redneck who opened my eyes to proper pork cooking. Anything above 210 is going to cause the liquid in the meat to boil and steam, and that is very bad for tenderness and juiciness. According to him, you never want the meat to get that hot. He cooked pork butts for a living, and had been doing that for 50 years. He never read a book on it, but he was an pork artist.

He was right. As I have experimented, setting the oven so it goes over 210 for a significant period of time just murders the texture. After doing about 100-150 of these, I have found the sweet spot to be 195 for 24 hours. That makes the best pork I (or anyone else who has eaten it) has ever had.

That temp and time completely render the fat, so that is melts through the meat. The parts that were solid fat get a "puffy" texture that is extraordinary. The outside gets dark and crispy. You do not even need spice, as the rich "porky" flavor becomes so strong.

The only difference this time is I will be adding a couple hours of smoke to the process.

i shoot friendlies fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Apr 21, 2012

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

i shoot friendlies posted:

This is the difference between book knowledge and experience.

225 is too high for most meats. This is not a book, but rather the practical experience of the old southern redneck who opened my eyes to proper pork cooking. Anything above 210 is going to cause the liquid in the meat to boil and steam, and that is very bad for tenderness and juiciness. According to him, you never want the meat to get that hot. He cooked pork butts for a living, and had been doing that for 50 years. He never read a book on it, but he was an pork artist.

He was right. As I have experimented, setting the oven so it goes over 210 for a significant period of time just murders the texture. After doing about 100-150 of these, I have found the sweet spot to be 195 for 24 hours. That makes the best pork I (or anyone else who has eaten it) has ever had.

That temp and time completely render the fat, so that is melts through the meat. The parts that were solid fat get a "puffy" texture that is extraordinary. The outside gets dark and crispy. You do not even need spice, as the rich "porky" flavor becomes so strong.

The only difference this time is I will be adding a couple hours of smoke to the process.
Horseshit. Pork collagen breaks down at around 190, so if you're cooking in an (air) oven at 195 you're either a) not converting as much collagen into gelatine as you can, or b) you're dessicating that poor loving piece of meat.

The fact that you're going by time instead of internal temperature means that you really don't know which is happening, you're just guessing. If you want to know for sure, put a probe in the thing. Watch the temperature. It'll claw its way up good and slow, and then hit a point at which the temperature stalls. This is where all that collagen is being converted. The temperature is stalling because the process is endothermic. It is also (one of the reasons) why you absolutely aren't in any danger of boiling the interior of your roast or steaming it or whatever the hell you're fantasy role-playing steampunk adventure horseshit you're imagining is going on in there. And a good thing, too---because if it was, the thing would literally explode. And by `literally', I don't mean `metaphorically', I mean that poo poo would blow the gently caress up.

Anyway, after the temperature stalls for awhile, it'll start climbing again. As soon as that happens, that's when you want to pull the meat and let it rest. Why? Because that's when you know essentially all of the collagen (not fat, as you say---pork fat renders at somewhere around 90 F, plus or minus a few depending on what part of the pig the fat came from) is now gelatine. I mean you can do it other ways and invoke all the down home country wisdom you want to justify it, but that's just loving voodoo and wishful thinking. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with thermofuckingdynamics.

Rurutia
Jun 11, 2009
I love Real Food Science Talk. :allears:

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Any of you guys have a discount code for the sous vide demi? Need to get one as a wedding gift.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Remember guys, this is coming from the dude that wanted to puddle machine a whole loin and kill his family

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

i shoot friendlies posted:

225 is too high for most meats. This is not a book, but rather the practical experience of the old southern redneck who opened my eyes to proper pork cooking. Anything above 210 is going to cause the liquid in the meat to boil and steam, and that is very bad for tenderness and juiciness. According to him, you never want the meat to get that hot. He cooked pork butts for a living, and had been doing that for 50 years. He never read a book on it, but he was an pork artist.

He was right. As I have experimented, setting the oven so it goes over 210 for a significant period of time just murders the texture. After doing about 100-150 of these, I have found the sweet spot to be 195 for 24 hours. That makes the best pork I (or anyone else who has eaten it) has ever had.

That temp and time completely render the fat, so that is melts through the meat. The parts that were solid fat get a "puffy" texture that is extraordinary. The outside gets dark and crispy. You do not even need spice, as the rich "porky" flavor becomes so strong.

The only difference this time is I will be adding a couple hours of smoke to the process.

Just out of curiosity, where do you think the information in books come from?

Going from oven to smoker isn't a one to one mapping. There are new variables not limited to smoke. Did you wrap in the oven? That'll buy you some moisture insurance, but you can't do that in a smoker because it would defeat the purpose of smoking. Like I said, there is a point when adding smoke doesn't do anything anymore. Like SubG said, the best way is to use a thermometer.
Also this:

GrAviTy84 fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Apr 21, 2012

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
I made hot cross buns today, because my wife was craving them. They came out very well, although since I do a lot of bread baking that shouldn't have been too much of a surprise. They are quite a faff, though: the usual dough making, proving, shaping, proving, etc, plus a glaze before and after baking, and the bloody crosses. If I am going to that much effort I'd rather try and improve my cinnamon rolls.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

GrAviTy84 posted:

Also this:

The `wet bulb' theory seems to have come up in the past couple years, as far as I know as a result of Myhrvold discussing his research online. I think I probably due deserve to be chastened for suggesting that the conversion of collagen to gelatine is `the' reason for the temperature levelling off, but I'm not convinced that Myhrvold's experiment(s) demonstrate that evaporative cooling is `the' reason either. Part of the problem is that the system is complicated, and the availability of water in the meat is mediated by the denaturing of proteins and the rendering of fat. So even if evaporative cooling is one of the mechanisms of the stall, it doesn't necessarily function as an explanation of the overall phenomena. By sealing one of the test cuts entirely (and so preventing any evaporative cooling) and showing that it does not plateau only demonstrates (or rather is strongly suggestive that) it is involved.

This is sorta raw pedantry, but I'm not trying to poo poo on his work; I think it's great empirical work. My point is that identifying one of the mechanisms through which a complex, porous, hygroscopic media like meat regulates heat during cooking isn't really an explanation in the sense the graph and accompanying text seems to suggest. As I said, my suggesting that thermal denaturation of collagen is `the' reason is similarly problematically reductive.

I don't own a copy of Modernist Cuisine (from which I assume the quoted page is excerpted. Does he elsewhere explain propose an explanation as to why the plateau is indicative of doneness? The fact that it is the point at which you have exhausted the limits of evaporative cooling does not, on the face of it, seem to make a lot of sense for this purpose. It works as an explanation about why you'd expect a piece of meat to be dried to unpalatability if you cooked beyond that point, but it doesn't follow (by any logic I can see) that cooking right up to the point beyond which unpalatability lies should work as a strategy for insuring palatability.

i shoot friendlies
Jun 25, 2007

SubG posted:

GRRRR I am so angry! Look at me I am angry! Thermodynamics!!!!!

Let me respond with the following:











Gee, I did not pay attention in physics. It looks so good but because I did not probe it and pay attention in physics, it probably will taste lousy. Oh well.

You know, if only we have a PhD in physics to really break this down for us...

i shoot friendlies fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Apr 22, 2012

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

i shoot friendlies posted:

Let me respond with the following:











Gee, I did not pay attention in physics. It looks so good but because I did not probe it and pay attention in physics, it probably will taste lousy. Oh well.

You know, if only we have a PhD in physics to really break this down for us...

I'm sure it tastes fine, tasty pulled pork is not hard to make at all. A perfect pulled pork OTOH is. For 22 hours under smoke, that is quite possibly the weakest pork shoulder crust I've ever seen come out of a smoker and has absolutely no smoke ring. You might as well have added liquid smoke to a foil wrapped oven shoulder. Anyway, I was just trying to help, duder. No need to be a dickwad. Enjoy your pork that took you 22 hrs to make that you could've made in 3.5.

Edit: way to remove you quoting me after I respond :golfclap:

GrAviTy84 fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Apr 22, 2012

i shoot friendlies
Jun 25, 2007

GrAviTy84 posted:

Anyway, I was just trying to help, duder.

I really was not responding to you, I was responding to SubG's unprovoked and angry rant.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

i shoot friendlies posted:

I really was not responding to you, I was responding to SubG's unprovoked and angry rant.

You argue like a Creationist.

i shoot friendlies
Jun 25, 2007

GrAviTy84 posted:

Edit: way to remove you quoting me after I respond :golfclap:

It was before because I thought better of it. Look at the time stamps. You responded at 00:37, my edit was 00:36.

You had not been a jerk so I thought it was jerky to be jerky to you. Turns out I was right.

SubG's response, the one that begins "Horseshit." and also includes the gems, "It is also (one of the reasons) why you absolutely aren't in any danger of boiling the interior of your roast or steaming it or whatever the hell you're fantasy role-playing steampunk adventure horseshit you're imagining" and ends with the charming, "I mean you can do it other ways and invoke all the down home country wisdom you want to justify it, but that's just loving voodoo and wishful thinking. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with thermofuckingdynamics." was what elicited my response.

I mean, I posted about an old southern dude who had been cooking pork for 50 years giving me his philosophy on pork. SubG's response was borderline psychotic, like he took it as personal insult that I had posted some old man's opinion about pork without discussing the intricacies of the physics of pork cookery.

What a nut.

Sweet Custom Van
Jan 9, 2012

i shoot friendlies posted:

I mean, I posted about an old southern dude who had been cooking pork for 50 years giving me his philosophy on pork. SubG's response was borderline psychotic, like he took it as personal insult that I had posted some old man's opinion about pork without discussing the intricacies of the physics of pork cookery.

What a nut.

1)Cooking is science.
2)SubG knows both science and good food.
3)Your pork looks like it just came out of a lukewarm shower.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Time for another cooking duel?

Rurutia
Jun 11, 2009

Steve Yun posted:

Time for another cooking duel?

No. It'd be too boring.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Gladiator battle with forks, then

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.
Where is the smoke ring on that smoked pork?

Anyway a bad rear end new Korean French fusion place just opened around here and it rules. It's called Komo Komo and it is tasty as hell and their Kimchee was A)the spiciest I've ever had and B) the best I've ever had. I think I'm gonna try and get in there and stage for a month.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

therattle posted:

I made hot cross buns today, because my wife was craving them. They came out very well, although since I do a lot of bread baking that shouldn't have been too much of a surprise. They are quite a faff, though: the usual dough making, proving, shaping, proving, etc, plus a glaze before and after baking, and the bloody crosses. If I am going to that much effort I'd rather try and improve my cinnamon rolls.

I'm ognoring the pork-debacle 2012, and I am going to inquire about this instead... What is a hot cross bun?

Sounds like a pastry of some sorts, google leads me to something that looks a bit like lauterbrötchen (spelling may be off), is lye a part of the prep?

I wanna try making those buns!

Could you post a picture? Added bonus if there is a smokering!

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

For Satan, mand, there's even a Wikipedia article about them.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Happy Hat posted:

I'm ognoring the pork-debacle 2012, and I am going to inquire about this instead... What is a hot cross bun?

Sounds like a pastry of some sorts, google leads me to something that looks a bit like lauterbrötchen (spelling may be off), is lye a part of the prep?

I wanna try making those buns!

Could you post a picture? Added bonus if there is a smokering!

I have never heard of using lye to make hot cross buns but I suppose you could do a lye wash if you wanted to make them bagel-y for some reason. They are a sweet/spicy soft yeast bun with a cross cut into the top. Some people use icing to draw the X while others cut it into the bun before baking. I have no idea which is more historically accurate but I personally don't like the icing ones.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

Sjurygg posted:

For Satan, mand, there's even a Wikipedia article about them.

So there is.. My google-fu is becomming weak! Men for satan, røgringe? Helt ærligt?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

I'm ognoring the pork-debacle 2012, and I am going to inquire about this instead... What is a hot cross bun?

Sounds like a pastry of some sorts, google leads me to something that looks a bit like lauterbrötchen (spelling may be off), is lye a part of the prep?

I wanna try making those buns!

Could you post a picture? Added bonus if there is a smokering!
Porkfight '12 makes me glad I'm Jewish.

Here is the recipe I used, together with a bit of history and testing of various techniques.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/apr/21/cook-perfect-hot-cross-buns

Here is one of mine

YEAH DOG
Sep 24, 2009

you wanna join my
primitive noise band?

i shoot friendlies posted:

It was before because I thought better of it. Look at the time stamps. You responded at 00:37, my edit was 00:36.

You had not been a jerk so I thought it was jerky to be jerky to you. Turns out I was right.

SubG's response, the one that begins "Horseshit." and also includes the gems, "It is also (one of the reasons) why you absolutely aren't in any danger of boiling the interior of your roast or steaming it or whatever the hell you're fantasy role-playing steampunk adventure horseshit you're imagining" and ends with the charming, "I mean you can do it other ways and invoke all the down home country wisdom you want to justify it, but that's just loving voodoo and wishful thinking. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with thermofuckingdynamics." was what elicited my response.

I mean, I posted about an old southern dude who had been cooking pork for 50 years giving me his philosophy on pork. SubG's response was borderline psychotic, like he took it as personal insult that I had posted some old man's opinion about pork without discussing the intricacies of the physics of pork cookery.

What a nut.

It's hard to quantify how lovely your opinions are, over time, but I'd wager that the mean average is terrible. The basis of your opinions are mostly "that one guy" and "no one died". I'd report you to CPS if I knew where you lived. In the off-chance that the Something Awful staff actually does something:

Thank you, but this thread has already been reported recently!

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Sweat Poteto and I ate a Thai foods in London at Esarn Kheaw:

Apps:
http://i.imgur.com/1g8CU.jpg

Mains:
http://i.imgur.com/6apxL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/eyRRw.jpg

Dessert:
http://i.imgur.com/PFtv9.jpg

Lovely place, nice staff, excellent flavours. It was an excellent evening! Thanks Poteto for introducing me to the restaurant!

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
Yayayayaayaayayayyayayayaya lease signing this week.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

i shoot friendlies posted:

SubG's response was borderline psychotic, like he took it as personal insult that I had posted some old man's opinion about pork without discussing the intricacies of the physics of pork cookery.
Borderline psychotic? Man, now you're hurting my feelings.

But I'll just point out that no, in fact you were discussing the intricacies of the physics of pork cookery. You were just thoroughly wrong about them. If you manage to produce something that you're willing to eat despite relying on voodoo and wishful thinking instead of shameful `book knowledge' (which is to say, knowledge) more power to ya I guess.

sweat poteto
Feb 16, 2006

Everybody's gotta learn sometime

Steakandchips posted:

Lovely place, nice staff, excellent flavours. It was an excellent evening! Thanks Poteto for introducing me to the restaurant!

Ya pretty good. He misunderstood the order and delivered egg fried rice instead of Son-in-law eggs but put it right fairly quickly and the dessert was perfect. No prawn crackers hahah

i shoot friendlies
Jun 25, 2007

SubG posted:

Borderline psychotic? Man, now you're hurting my feelings.

I think we have a good working relationship here. I post, and you post borderline psychotic responses. It seems to work.

This is the post that really stood out, though:

SYFY HYPHY posted:

I'd report you to CPS if I knew where you lived. In the off-chance that the Something Awful staff actually does something:

Thank you, but this thread has already been reported recently!

What?? Where I am, CPS means "Child Protective Services". Are you saying you would try to get my children taken away because of my opinions on cooking? I take back everything I said about SubG. This is the most mentally unbalanced post in this whole discussion.

I cannot even imagine what CPS would have to do with this. What is the thought process behind this? Is it something like, "I will tell on you to SA, and if they won't do anything I will tell on you to the government." How would this conversation go?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

i shoot friendlies posted:

I think we have a good working relationship here. I post, and you post borderline psychotic responses. It seems to work.

This is the post that really stood out, though:


What?? Where I am, CPS means "Child Protective Services". Are you saying you would try to get my children taken away because of my opinions on cooking? I take back everything I said about SubG. This is the most mentally unbalanced post in this whole discussion.

I cannot even imagine what CPS would have to do with this. What is the thought process behind this? Is it something like, "I will tell on you to SA, and if they won't do anything I will tell on you to the government." How would this conversation go?

Sigh. Trolls trolling trolls.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

mediaphage posted:

Sigh. Trolls trolling trolls.
And then the troll...becomes the trolled.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

i shoot friendlies posted:

I think we have a good working relationship here. I post, and you post borderline psychotic responses. It seems to work.

This is the post that really stood out, though:


What?? Where I am, CPS means "Child Protective Services". Are you saying you would try to get my children taken away because of my opinions on cooking? I take back everything I said about SubG. This is the most mentally unbalanced post in this whole discussion.

I cannot even imagine what CPS would have to do with this. What is the thought process behind this? Is it something like, "I will tell on you to SA, and if they won't do anything I will tell on you to the government." How would this conversation go?

We haven't forgotten about that time you tried to poison your family by puddling a whole beef tenderloin.

Yaltabaoth
Mar 24, 2007

i shoot friendlies posted:

Let me respond with the following:











Gee, I did not pay attention in physics. It looks so good but because I did not probe it and pay attention in physics, it probably will taste lousy. Oh well.

You know, if only we have a PhD in physics to really break this down for us...


I love how this entire post is dripping with :smug: and then posts some mediocre-at-best photos as if they are supposed to blow everyone away with their sheer awesomeness.

Seriously did you even smoke that shoulder? It looks like you cooked it in an oven for about 5 hours. I don't see any smoke ring or bark.

Lyssavirus
Oct 9, 2007
Symptoms include swelling of the brain (encephalitis), numbness, muscle weakness, coma, and death.
Something looks really off about the meat itself, too. If someone served me that, I would not eat it, for fear of food poisoning.

Yaltabaoth
Mar 24, 2007

Lyssavirus posted:

Something looks really off about the meat itself, too. If someone served me that, I would not eat it, for fear of food poisoning.

I thought so too, but maybe it's the pictures. It looks really greasy.

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SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Yaltabaoth posted:

I thought so too, but maybe it's the pictures. It looks really greasy.
My guess is that it wasn't properly rested after cooking. But that's probably just my :airquote:book knowledge:airquote: talking.

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