Sonic & friends get trolled

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Squallege: Jan 7, 2006; No greater good, no just cause; Grimey Drawer

Bugs telling his way of stopping the trolls was everything I had hoped for. "I don't like it but it WOIKS"

# ? Apr 21, 2012 13:51

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 15:45

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

100 years of magic

# ? Apr 21, 2012 15:29

Cechmanek: Jan 25, 2007; DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!

JazzFlight posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akPZ5p8UTUk
Tadaaaaaa~~~! Chapter 2, Part 2!
This time, with music from Naruto, Bleach, and American DBZ! It's so dramatic now.

I'm probably gonna go back and add music to the previous videos and re-upload them when I get a chance, too.

Oh my god, I was cracking up at the Fudd reveal.

# ? Apr 21, 2012 21:20

Gray Stormy: Dec 19, 2006

Hot drat these motion comics are amazing.

rock

# ? Apr 21, 2012 23:07

ComradeCosmobot: Dec 4, 2004; USPOL July

Gray Stormy posted:

Hot drat these motion comics are amazing.

rock

I cannot wait for the animation of Chapter 6 ("the ice chamber's")

Also I want to hear Knuckles say "im gonna smoke my smart weed"

ComradeCosmobot fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Apr 22, 2012

# ? Apr 22, 2012 05:46

nerdbot: Mar 16, 2012

ComradeCosmobot posted:

I cannot wait for the animation of Chapter 6 ("the ice chamber's")

Also I want to hear Knuckles say "im gonna smoke my smart weed"

Chapter 6 is just my favorite chapter all around. I'm really excited to see how that goes.

Chapter 7 is gonna be a weird one to voice, though. Lotta WHOOSH and PUNCHINTHEFACE.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 05:59

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

JazzFlight posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akPZ5p8UTUk
Tadaaaaaa~~~! Chapter 2, Part 2!
This time, with music from Naruto, Bleach, and American DBZ! It's so dramatic now.

I'm probably gonna go back and add music to the previous videos and re-upload them when I get a chance, too.

Good God, I forgot what it was like back when everyone was wandering around sounding like they'd suffered a lobotomy.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 06:00

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Mario

# ? Apr 22, 2012 06:28

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

This was great until this interminable Mario vs Troll fight, it's sucked all the fun out of it.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 11:07

Rev. Melchisedech Howler: Sep 5, 2006; You know. Leather.

Flayer posted:

This was great until this interminable Mario vs Troll fight, it's sucked all the fun out of it.

Agreed. The recent video re-enactments reminded me of why I bookmarked this thread in the first place. We haven't had anything truly memorable like that for a while now.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 11:14

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Hello, what is this?

Oh, no. Will the Word of Death be uttered soon?

# ? Apr 22, 2012 11:33

Sue: Apr 1, 2008

hmmmmm
m you......
BASTARD!!
! YOU
BASTARD!
YOU
loving
BASTARD!!

e:f;b

# ? Apr 22, 2012 11:35

Help Im Alive: Nov 8, 2009

Why didn't the Troll King take Luigi's star after he died

# ? Apr 22, 2012 11:52

Aristobulus: Mar 20, 2007; Slap omni-gel on
everything.

These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.

Oh neat, this clarifies that Luigi didn't actually get to use the starman before he died. I was worried that Troll King was so powerful he had killed Luigi through a star power.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 12:16

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Loving Mario's "hmmmmmm" as if he's not entirely sure how angry he is.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm...you

BASTARD

# ? Apr 22, 2012 12:21

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

Schwarzwald posted:

There is one critical Mario power-up that hasn't been shown yet in comic.

I CALLED IT MOTHERFUCKERS I CALLED IT

# ? Apr 22, 2012 12:30

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

!!
!

# ? Apr 22, 2012 13:26

Bonsai Superstar: Jul 22, 2007; HABU A NAISU DEI.

Everyone play this in the background for added realism.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 13:49

cyfad: Sep 29, 2009; Welcome to the human race.

this comic is killing me

# ? Apr 22, 2012 14:16

El Belmondo: Apr 3, 2011; by XyloJW

Yes, loving starman, this comic is finally going somewhere :hellyeah:

# ? Apr 22, 2012 17:20

reinardus vulpes: Nov 5, 2010; de cele amor Dieus me gart

Dude's gotta be faster with that word of death. He's left himself wide open.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 18:39

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

The real question: Does Word of Death trump invincibility?

# ? Apr 22, 2012 19:20

withheldmcfakename: Oct 30, 2011; did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?

Covering (covor-ing) your ears trumps Word of Death. I think Mario might have this after all guys!

# ? Apr 22, 2012 20:18

QuantaStarFire: May 18, 2006; Grimey Drawer

withheldmcfakename posted:

Covering (covor-ing) your ears trumps Word of Death. I think Mario might have this after all guys!

But what if Mario can read lips? :ohdear:

# ? Apr 22, 2012 20:21

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

The only thing that beats invincibility is falling down a hole.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 21:18

Yoshi Jjang: Oct 5, 2011; renard renard renarnd renrard

renard

Unguided posted:

The only thing that beats invincibility is falling down a hole.

If this is Sonic's universe we're talking about here, however, there are the Three Big Deaths that no kind of invincibility can prevent: Bottomless Pits, Drowning, and Squashing.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 21:25

nerdbot: Mar 16, 2012

The Starman is so shiny that its light transcends panels.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 21:32

PassionTentacle: Aug 22, 2010

Yoshi Jjang posted:

If this is Sonic's universe we're talking about here, however, there are the Three Big Deaths that no kind of invincibility can prevent: Bottomless Pits, Drowning, and Squashing.

Doesn't invincibility usually give you infinite air, or at least prevent you from drowning? I can't think of a single time I've ever drowned while sparklin'.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 22:35

Emong: May 31, 2011; perpair to be annihilated

Maruna posted:

Doesn't invincibility usually give you infinite air, or at least prevent you from drowning? I can't think of a single time I've ever drowned while sparklin'.

Nope, only prevents stuff that would make you drop rings.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 22:47

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Yoshi Jjang posted:

If this is Sonic's universe we're talking about here, however, there are the Three Big Deaths that no kind of invincibility can prevent: Bottomless Pits, Drowning, and Squashing.

But Mario can survive underwater indefinitely, unless it's 3D Mario.

# ? Apr 22, 2012 23:15

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Yoshi Jjang posted:

If this is Sonic's universe we're talking about here, however, there are the Three Big Deaths that no kind of invincibility can prevent: Bottomless Pits, Drowning, and Squashing.

Squashing still kills star Mario, as do bottomless pits and, lest we forget, time-outs.

# ? Apr 23, 2012 00:25

StealthArcher: Jan 10, 2010

Nilbop posted:

lest we forget, time-outs.

Oh god, lazerbot is gonna kill him in comic 199 which just happens to be the next one isn't he.

# ? Apr 23, 2012 00:28

Redeadagain: Jan 10, 2009; this shall be
humorous

There's no way mario wins here, guys. Tails' subplot hasn't been resolved.

# ? Apr 23, 2012 00:56

Rev. Melchisedech Howler: Sep 5, 2006; You know. Leather.

Redeadagain posted:

There's no way mario wins here, guys. Tails' subplot hasn't been resolved.

I'm fairly certain the Troll King is going to die here, only for his corpse to twist and snap into a hideous monstrosity known as the Troll God.

It's the only logical conclusion to the fight. :colbert:

# ? Apr 23, 2012 01:13

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

I say that Mario dies, but fucks the the Troll King badly enough that he gets more bionics and becomes some sort of Darth Vader Troll.

# ? Apr 23, 2012 01:15

Freak Futanari: Apr 11, 2008

I'm betting that Mario will kill the troll, but just before he dies he does that DBZ thing that that one dude did to switch bodies with Goku. And then he takes Mario's body.

# ? Apr 23, 2012 01:23