Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Jerusalem posted:

Woah, this guy's classier than I thought. He's got class like a King. Real classy. We should give him a nickname.... how about Clamps?

Ain't that right Francis? *snickers*

# ? Apr 23, 2012 03:15

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:31

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? You're a freaking genius, you idiot!

# ? Apr 23, 2012 05:05

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Kazy posted:

Wait, old... spice

# ? Apr 23, 2012 13:43

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Cojawfee posted:

Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? You're a freaking genius, you idiot!

Sorry if I was a little hostile before, but snipping is the only reason I'm even tolerated around here. Not like you, with those magnificent squeezers!

# ? Apr 23, 2012 15:43

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Sorry if I was a little hostile before, but snipping is the only reason I'm even tolerated around here. Not like you, with those magnificent squeezers!

But you still have TravBot. YOU ALL STILL HAVE TRAVBOT!

# ? Apr 23, 2012 17:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

But you still have TravBot. YOU ALL STILL HAVE TRAVBOT!

Yes everyone, lets all talk to Travbot!

# ? Apr 23, 2012 17:55

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Sorry if I was a little hostile before, but snipping is the only reason I'm even tolerated around here. Not like you, with those magnificent squeezers!

I'm greasin' up my whoosits!

# ? Apr 23, 2012 17:58

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Evil Mastermind posted:

I'm greasin' up my whoosits!

Fine. From now on, I'll be my own crew!

# ? Apr 23, 2012 20:01

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Not Grabby and Squeezy!

# ? Apr 23, 2012 21:22

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

John Dough posted:

Fine. From now on, I'll be my own crew!

...with blackjack, and hookers!

# ? Apr 23, 2012 22:14

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Man Alive! posted:

...with blackjack, and hookers!

In fact, forget the crew and the blackjack.

# ? Apr 23, 2012 22:19

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

In fact, forget the crew and the blackjack.

Eh, screw the whole thing :effort:

# ? Apr 23, 2012 22:26

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Kazy posted:

Not Grabby and Squeezy!

I'll get it with my trusty foot cups: Stompy and Smashy.

# ? Apr 23, 2012 23:09

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

John Dough posted:

Fine. From now on, I'll be my own crew!

I'm tired of your yapping! All you ever do is complain, you never try to make things better! Well I'm running away from this dead end thread! I know there's a place for people like me with new ideas. There has to be!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 01:33

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I'm tired of your yapping! All you ever do is complain, you never try to make things better! Well I'm running away from this dead end thread! I know there's a place for people like me with new ideas. There has to be!

[ ]A Note From Sanguinia
[ ]A Ransom Note From Sanguinia
[X]A Plea For Attention From Sanguina

[ ]I Am Committing Suicide
[ ]I Am Getting A Tattoo
[X]I Am Running Away

And this time I mean it! :qq:

[X]And This Time I Mean It!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 01:43

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I'm tired of your yapping! All you ever do is complain, you never try to make things better! Well I'm running away from this dead end thread! I know there's a place for people like me with new ideas. There has to be!

Then go!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 04:38

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

He said something about running away. Then he ran away.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 05:36

yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

Cojawfee posted:

Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? You're a freaking genius, you idiot!

Should I give 'em the clamps or a clamp-like device?

# ? Apr 24, 2012 06:55

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

Then go!

Oh I'm going! You're gonna be all "Where's Locust Fart Hell? I miss Locust Fart Hell!"

# ? Apr 24, 2012 12:27

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Oh I'm going! You're gonna be all "Where's Locust Fart Hell? I miss Locust Fart Hell!"

We won't know until you leave. < :mad:

# ? Apr 24, 2012 12:51

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

We won't know until you leave. <>

...I'll be good.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 13:22

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Oh I'm going! You're gonna be all "Where's Locust Fart Hell? I miss Locust Fart Hell!"

Goodbye LOCUST FART HELL! I'll miss you...

Good riddance to him. Now Spankmeister is the popular one!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 13:40

Zorkon: Nov 21, 2008; WE CARE A LOT

spankmeister posted:

Goodbye LOCUST FART HELL! I'll miss you...

Good riddance to him. Now Spankmeister is the popular one!

Yes, let's all talk to Spankmeister!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 13:46

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

Yes everyone, lets all talk to TravBot!

Zorkon posted:

Yes, let's all talk to Spankmeister!

No, big city. You put YOUR hands up!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 13:49

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

# ? Apr 24, 2012 13:52

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

Alter Ego, no! You'll make God cry!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 14:46

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack! He pretty much told me so Himself.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 14:50

Spigs: Jun 5, 2008

Alter Ego posted:

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Alter Ego! My Fry fro's all frizzy!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 15:19

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

meatbag posted:

Alter Ego, no! You'll make God cry!

He needs to wiggle his lower human horn to get better reception though.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 15:27

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

cbubbles posted:

He needs to wiggle his lower human horn to get better reception though.

Hey, cbubbles, it's me! Bigface!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 15:28

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Alter Ego posted:

Hey, cbubbles, it's me! Bigface!

Am I any better than Alter Ego and his demented foot lust?

YES!

... but not by enough

# ? Apr 24, 2012 19:57

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Sanguinia posted:

Am I any better than Alter Ego and his demented foot lust?

YES!

... but not by enough

Oh...that's going to bleed when my heart beats. :smith:

# ? Apr 24, 2012 19:58

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

Like everything else in life, Alter Ego is just a primitive, degenerate form of Sanguinia.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 20:01

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Meatbag, that's some played-out, new-jack, horse crap!

But I know you don't mean it so apology accepted. :glomp:

# ? Apr 24, 2012 20:06

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Sanguinia posted:

Meatbag, that's some played-out, new-jack, horse crap!

But I know you don't mean it so apology accepted.

Sanguinia, if you ever pull a move that stupid again...this crew just might have itself some new parachute pants! :slick:

# ? Apr 24, 2012 20:21

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Spigs posted:

Alter Ego! My Fry fro's all frizzy!

Why is...that thing I just said?

# ? Apr 24, 2012 21:52

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Serella posted:

Why is...that thing I just said?

I shouldn't be out in this cold. I have no protective fat, hair, or warm blood. I'm not even technically a mammal.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 23:08

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Sanguinia posted:

Meatbag, that's some played-out, new-jack, horse crap!

But I know you don't mean it so apology accepted.

Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 23:30

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Evil Mastermind posted:

Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.

We can't trust a woman's math! Count again!

# ? Apr 24, 2012 23:51

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:31

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.

Third prize, a party-sized keg of guinea pigs, goes to Evil Mastermind and his owner, Serella.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 00:22

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