Social Media: lmao listen and this is very important, I have no idea whats goin on

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

flashy_mcflash posted:

Didn't see this posted, but Wade's apparently turned his twitter account over to an 'attorney' (not Otunga).

I like that someone immediately commented "Over here we call them solicitors."

Do people really think that Wade Barrett isn't actually British? :psyduck:

# ? Apr 24, 2012 14:58

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Bocc Kob: Oct 26, 2010

After Kofi Kingston turned out not Jamaican, who can you trust anymore? :saddowns:

# ? Apr 24, 2012 15:08

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

Next you'll be telling me Santino isn't actually Italian.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 15:41

TomWaitsForNoMan: May 28, 2003; By Any Means Necessary

flashy_mcflash posted:

Didn't see this posted, but Wade's apparently turned his twitter account over to an 'attorney' (not Otunga).

"Due to a number of factors, Mr. Barrett has signed the administration of this account over to his attorney for the foreseeable future. Mr. Barrett will be making no further comment at this stage. Regards, Peter Lazarou, Esq."

http://twitter.com/WadeBarrett/status/194544001637027841
http://twitter.com/WadeBarrett/status/194544153412108288

# ? Apr 24, 2012 15:42

apsouthern: May 24, 2007; Chain Gang Soldier

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

"You're my Wade nowwwww..."

(in case you're not aware of the genius that is League of Gentlemen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2F4ZWTjwTU)

# ? Apr 24, 2012 15:46

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

Also the first thing I thought of when I saw it.

Hello Wade

# ? Apr 24, 2012 16:23

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

Thank God I wasn't the only one.

This is just a saga now...

# ? Apr 24, 2012 16:58

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 33 days!

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

In a related story, after not re-signing with the WWE at the end of the month, the Bella Twins disappeared. The only clue as to their whereabouts is a message on their Twitter accounts: "They're my wives now, Dave". :ohdear:

# ? Apr 24, 2012 20:00

Perigryn: Oct 22, 2010; TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Grandpa Pap posted:

In a related story, after not re-signing with the WWE at the end of the month, the Bella Twins disappeared. The only clue as to their whereabouts is a message on their Twitter accounts: "They're my wives now, Dave".

To which Dave replies: "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MAH FRIEND!"

# ? Apr 24, 2012 22:07

apsouthern: May 24, 2007; Chain Gang Soldier

Wade Barrett posted:

In order to end any speculation relating to his motives behind the engagement of an attorney for the purpose of social media management, my client, Mr. Barrett, has instructed me to inform the general public that his reasoning is, essentially, two-fold. To wit: (i) time constraints, and (ii) a diminished tolerance of the hoi polloi. Regards, Peter Lazarou, Esq.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 16:50

Manic_Misanthrope: Jul 1, 2010

apsouthern posted:

So... it's because he's more disdainful of Slater than normal?

# ? Apr 25, 2012 17:09

DMPunk: Jan 25, 2010; Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

The whole Wade twitter thing would be fine if Damien Sandow wasn't already doing it.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 17:15

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

Yeah, I thought the same thing when I saw it.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 17:29

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

quote:

a diminished tolerance of the hoi polloi

This is the best non-Steiner thing ever to be posted to Twitter.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 17:30

Butt Savage: Aug 23, 2007

DMPunk posted:

The whole Wade twitter thing would be fine if Damien Sandow wasn't already doing it.

Yeah, and for me at least, it's not clicking with his character.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 17:52

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

flashy_mcflash posted:

This is the best non-Steiner thing ever to be posted to Twitter.

"bats"

Sorry.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 20:46

Rousimar Pauladeen: Feb 27, 2007; I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

MassRayPer posted:

"bats"

# ? Apr 25, 2012 20:48

nasboat: Sep 9, 2004

MassRayPer posted:

"bats"

this man speaks the truth

# ? Apr 25, 2012 20:54

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

DMPunk posted:

The whole Wade twitter thing would be fine if Damien Sandow wasn't already doing it.

I would mark for a Barrett/Sandow tag team.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 22:38

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

What's bats again?

# ? Apr 25, 2012 22:58

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

flashy_mcflash posted:

What's bats again?

bats

# ? Apr 26, 2012 00:02

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Meanwhile, Punk has been taking WWE cover band names all day. Some really good ones in there, and apparently it's still going.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Apr 26, 2012

# ? Apr 26, 2012 04:56

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Oatgan posted:

bats

Well it's pretty much a bulletproof assertion, I guess.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 05:52

Huge Ghost: Jun 26, 2007; a lil' horse

Akira Tozawa started posting on twitter and he's pretty cool.

@KILLSTEENKILL posted:

@TozawaAkira It's about loving time!

@TozawaAkira posted:

Hey my f'n bro!

@KILLSTEENKILL posted:

What the gently caress are you up to?

@TozawaAkira posted:

I go to sleep right now.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 08:38

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 21:19

Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

Flameingblack posted:

That's better than my answer to that question was.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 21:36

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Flameingblack posted:

someone actually answered this?

# ? Apr 27, 2012 22:13

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

he's f'n mean.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 22:30

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

someone actually answered this?

This is at least the second person I've seen answer this.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 23:21

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

So does anyone here still even follow Kevin Nash? I guess he went off on WWE last night (on twitter).

quote:

Kevin Nash took to Twitter last night, ripping on WWE, citing that he doesn't want any part of the company's Hall of Fame.
Nash wrote, "HOF means nothing to me,If I Die before it I,ve asked my wife to pass.Nothing against it or WWE,but if Pete Rose ain't in cooperstown....Just don't need it to validate my life.I wake every morning to the sight of the ocean. for a Detroit boy I'm already in....I watched it this year from up close,just don't need the stress,I love the WWE,just love me more.90% of my shout outs are gone.Not cool...."Don't worrie some stooge at WWE;who's job is to read all this s--t will as of tonight'make sure it never comes up,let alone happens."

When a fan asked if Nash was on Twitter while drunk, he responded, "no just found out one of my dearest friends got let go today from WWE.the adults take these things to heart."

Kevin Nash is like Scott Steiner. Except no one cares about Nash.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 23:21

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

For posterity.

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:06

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Wade Barrett's Lawyer posted:

My client, Mr. Barrett, is enthralled by the prospect of @official_flo giving @HeathSlaterOMRB a good kicking. Regards, Peter Lazarou, Esq.

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:12

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

HulkaMatt posted:

For posterity.

Oh Tozawa... :allears:

# ? Apr 28, 2012 02:17

these knives!: Jan 4, 2007; I think my heart's explodin'!

Who was Nash talking about that got released?

# ? Apr 28, 2012 02:29

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Suben posted:

Oh Tozawa...

He's the best one yet.

# ? Apr 28, 2012 02:44

heel turn: Jan 6, 2004; Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from

these knives! posted:

Who was Nash talking about that got released?

Triple H.

# ? Apr 28, 2012 02:44

swoollacott: Nov 11, 2009

HulkaMatt posted:

For posterity.

# ? Apr 28, 2012 03:06

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Wade Barrett's Lawyer posted:
My client, Mr. Barrett, is enthralled by the prospect of @official_flo giving @HeathSlaterOMRB a good kicking. Regards, Peter Lazarou, Esq.

God, I cannot wait until Wade is back.

# ? Apr 28, 2012 03:27

CVagts: Oct 19, 2009

Bryan Alvarez, tweeting from a TNA house show posted:

Don said tonight was Earl Hebner's 100,000th match refereed

They say that at every show. Best part was that includes them saying it last year in this same building

So carny, I love it

# ? Apr 28, 2012 04:41

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DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Ahahaha. Continuing on posting stuff from Alvarez.

# ? Apr 28, 2012 04:46

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