Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Third prize, a party-sized keg of guinea pigs, goes to Evil Mastermind and his owner, Serella.

YOU *whip* DIDN'T *whip* STICK *whip* THE *whip* LANDING!

# ? Apr 25, 2012 02:45

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:52

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Serella posted:

YOU *whip* DIDN'T *whip* STICK *whip* THE *whip* LANDING!

Forgive me, my friend! :cry:

# ? Apr 25, 2012 03:36

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Serella posted:

YOU *whip* DIDN'T *whip* STICK *whip* THE *whip* LANDING!

Wow, your pet's great! How hard did you say you had to hit him?

# ? Apr 25, 2012 10:24

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Nonbaka posted:

Wow, your pet's great! How hard did you say you had to hit him?

Fairly hard!

# ? Apr 25, 2012 11:54

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

Fairly hard!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

# ? Apr 25, 2012 16:01

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TravBot posted:

Fairly hard!

Mr.Fry has told me so much about you...is it true that you're a robot?

# ? Apr 25, 2012 17:25

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

Mr.Fry has told me so much about you...is it true that you're a robot?

Nope, convicted fellon. :cheers:

# ? Apr 25, 2012 18:46

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

DrBouvenstein posted:

Mr.Fry has told me so much about you...is it true that you're a robot?

I prefer the term Love Machine.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 18:47

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Athenry posted:

I prefer the term Love Machine.

Athenry honey, we love you!

# ? Apr 25, 2012 20:09

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Athenry honey, we love you!

Shut up Madam Ambassador, I know it!

# ? Apr 25, 2012 20:15

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Uh, you don't need to kill us, TravBot... because... I love you. Oh, yeah, baby! I feel like doing stuff for you and stuff.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:20

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Sanguinia posted:

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I think I'll have Sanguinia's lower horn jerked.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 16:53

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Serella posted:

I think I'll have Sanguinia's lower horn jerked.

I say Sanguinia's three cent titanium tax goes too far!

# ? Apr 26, 2012 17:09

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

If nothing is done soon, the trapped robots will be dead within three hundred years.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 17:10

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Serella posted:

I think I'll have Sanguinia's lower horn jerked.

It's used to it.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 17:10

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

It should say,"Top Quality Excercycle for Sale."

Can you put top quality in bold?

You can't?

Fine, whatever.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 17:29

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

haveblue posted:

If nothing is done soon, the trapped robots will be dead within three hundred years.

The last ghost died over 200 years ago!

# ? Apr 26, 2012 17:51

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

The last ghost died over 200 years ago!

The last human ghost! :ghost:

# ? Apr 26, 2012 17:54

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Klungar posted:

The last human ghost!

Sure you can die! YOU WANT TO DIE?!

# ? Apr 26, 2012 19:08

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Sanguinia posted:

Sure you can die! YOU WANT TO DIE?!

Here, take my friends, just give me another second of sweet, sweet life!

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:33

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

Sure you can die! YOU WANT TO DIE?!

What? You want human?

# ? Apr 26, 2012 20:42

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

What? You want human?

Soylent Cola: It Varies From Person To Person!

# ? Apr 26, 2012 21:12

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Coleman posted:

What? You want human?

What about what?

# ? Apr 26, 2012 22:33

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

IUG posted:

What about what?

Well, that's whatever you were talking about for ya.

# ? Apr 26, 2012 22:35

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Wide hips sink ships

# ? Apr 27, 2012 00:15

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

SeXReX posted:

Wide hips sink ships

One more upgrade and I'll be more ladybot than you can handle.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 03:23

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Nonbaka posted:

One more upgrade and I'll be more ladybot than you can handle.

Why should I believe you?

You're Hitler!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 03:35

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Kazy posted:

Why should I believe you?

You're Hitler!

No, you shut up!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 03:37

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Kazy posted:

Why should I believe you?

You're Hitler!

Cursed by his own hubris!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 03:55

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Kazy posted:

Why should I believe you?

You're Hitler!

Eh. Saw it comin'.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 04:04

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Coleman posted:

Eh. Saw it comin'.

Turns out it's man. :stare:

# ? Apr 27, 2012 04:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Kazy posted:

Why should I believe you?

You're Hitler!

Ahh! Help me Eva Braun!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 04:45

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Kazy posted:

Why should I believe you?

You're Hitler!

Everybody's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark; uuuh, suddenly you've gone too far.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 14:01

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Athenry posted:

Everybody's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark; uuuh, suddenly you've gone too far.

Getting the brain out was the easy part...the hard part was getting the brain out!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 14:06

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Getting the brain out was the easy part...the hard part was getting the brain out!

And, DrBouvenstein, you have that brain thing!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 14:13

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

I am a gigantic brain!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 14:13

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Man Alive! posted:

And, DrBouvenstein, you've got that brain thing!

Who?

# ? Apr 27, 2012 14:14

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

From the Facebook Futurama page, "Futurama is back Wednesday, June 20 at 10/9c!".

# ? Apr 27, 2012 18:34

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

IUG posted:

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

From the Facebook Futurama page, "Futurama is back Wednesday, June 20 at 10/9c!".

Wait, that's not good news at all!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 18:46

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yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

meatbag posted:

I am a gigantic brain!

THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST AND NOW I SHALL LEAVE FOR NO RAISIN!

# ? Apr 27, 2012 18:47

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