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Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

PipeRifle posted:

Reuben has a new game called Stretch Stretch Floomp, where he walks out of wherever he is, sees me, stretches his back legs, then his front legs, then falls over and I rub his belly

People keep telling me this is not really a "game" but I tell them that in fact, it is the best game ever

it is a great game, teddy and zoey play it all the time

# ? Apr 27, 2012 17:27

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:59

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

Charmmi posted:

Hello. Here my cat is.

Also I catdraw.

Pro catte, Pro drawing

# ? Apr 27, 2012 17:30

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

Dead Man Posting posted:

his right hind leg has been torn up, otherwise he's just terrified right now.

Well actually he's asleep right now so yeah he's ok

I am so sorry. Cuddle cat for me when possible.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 17:31

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

PipeRifle posted:

Hey butthole:

maaaaah

maaaaaaahhhhh

# ? Apr 27, 2012 17:35

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

El Gar posted:

please in public when talking to real people refer to yourself as a curator of cat tong pictures

adding this to my cv now

# ? Apr 27, 2012 17:44

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

dur posted:

it is a great game, teddy and zoey play it all the time

yes, shadow plays it as well but sometimes it turns out it was a trap and i was the game all along

# ? Apr 27, 2012 18:01

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

dur posted:

catte yoga aka "floofin to the oldies"

# ? Apr 27, 2012 18:29

El Gar: Apr 12, 2007; Hey Trophy...

# ? Apr 27, 2012 20:27

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

man, trophy is just one smug motherfucker.

# ? Apr 27, 2012 20:37

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Sormus posted:

Moppi had kittens, 3 of them in fact

i'm pretty sure cj could never have babies. she's so dainty :3:

# ? Apr 27, 2012 20:46

Jyrraeth: Aug 1, 2008; I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

two catte moms give birth to kittens

lesbian catte mommies

# ? Apr 27, 2012 21:27

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

pile of kittens

# ? Apr 27, 2012 21:32

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

ahhh spiders posted:

pile of heaven

# ? Apr 27, 2012 21:43

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

my brain shorted out when it saw that level of cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkkDp6lKwSo
sorry for the annoying music but people liked Sirocco when she was last posted so here she is again

# ? Apr 27, 2012 22:14

Skylark: Apr 27, 2007; ︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹｡⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

nap.app posted:

Now DATTEs what I call a YOSPOSt! :buddy:

# ? Apr 27, 2012 22:15

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Kavak posted:

my brain shorted out when it saw that level of cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkkDp6lKwSo
sorry for the annoying music but people liked Sirocco when she was last posted so here she is again

this lady is nuts

# ? Apr 27, 2012 22:17

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Jyrraeth posted:

two catte moms give birth to kittens

lesbian catte mommies

good counter to trig's gay orange cattes

# ? Apr 27, 2012 22:44

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Josh Lyman posted:

for real

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:15

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Skylark posted:

Now DATTEs what I call a YOSPOSt!

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:19

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Skylark posted:

Now DATTEs what I call a YOSPOSt!

wish your POSTS would end with "Keyboard not detected" :xd:

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:20

Air Force Bake Sale: Aug 19, 2005

Jonny 290 posted:

PLEASE draw magda

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:29

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Skylark posted:

Now DATTEs what I call a YOSPOSt!

Ahut the gently caress up

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:40

Air Force Bake Sale: Aug 19, 2005

When I moved to Australia, I spent a retarded amount of money to bring Frances and Ginger over here. Unfortunately, I had to leave my 3rd cat, Clara in the States with my sister.

Clara originally lived in the parking lot behind my apt in CT.

I eventually coaxed her to give up her life on the streetz for one in a dirty, pot smoked filled apt, but she was a street cat so always really wary of other cats and was generally not very chill.

now:

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:41

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

CAT ON THE COUNTER!

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:44

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Air Force Bake Sale posted:

Get her paw away from the cutting board! :ohdear:

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:58

Tokin Ring: Jun 12, 2011; ^{Teh boners}

Air Force Bake Sale posted:

now:

gross

# ? Apr 28, 2012 00:59

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

Leeloo's bloodwork came back and she has elevated liver enzymes in her blood. They have to do an ultrasound in order to figure out what is wrong. It could be something as bad as cancer so Its a big bummer. She's my very special catte so I hope it's something treatable.

# ? Apr 28, 2012 02:06

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

here's to hoping they leeloo was just hitting the sauce a bit while you were out of the house and all it takes is a stern talking to and a little bit of humiliation for her to stop it. :ohdear:

# ? Apr 28, 2012 02:22

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

ahhh spiders posted:

this lady is nuts

yeah pretty much. eight cats and the house is spotless- my family has four members and four cats and there's hair and puke stains all over the place. they are cute though

# ? Apr 28, 2012 02:24

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Air Force Bake Sale posted:

When I moved to Australia, I spent a retarded amount of money to bring Frances and Ginger over here. Unfortunately, I had to leave my 3rd cat, Clara in the States with my sister.

Clara originally lived in the parking lot behind my apt in CT.

I eventually coaxed her to give up her life on the streetz for one in a dirty, pot smoked filled apt, but she was a street cat so always really wary of other cats and was generally not very chill.

now:

noooooo don't eat clara :ohdear:

# ? Apr 28, 2012 02:54

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Trig Discipline posted:

noooooo don't eat clara

catte paw stew

# ? Apr 28, 2012 03:03

El Gar: Apr 12, 2007; Hey Trophy...

Hey, uh, Trig? Buddy? Can you embed video on your little tumblr thingy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpWRKOKSRlI

# ? Apr 28, 2012 03:07

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.