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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
Go to sleep you kids!

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

LooseChanj posted:

Go to sleep you kids!

Get out of my swamp, you kids!

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

YES! I got the most! I win X-Mas!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kazy posted:

YES! I got the most! I win X-Mas!

I am going to get you so many lizards!

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I am going to get you so many lizards!

Oh sure, blame the wizards...

meatbag
Apr 2, 2007
Clapping Larry
You've got a degree in baloney!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
My doctorate is in art history.

Zorkon
Nov 21, 2008

WE CARE A LOT

John Dough posted:

My doctorate is in art history.
He wears sandals!

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

And I'm his friend Jesus!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Fatherman... away \:smith:\

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Zorkon posted:

He wears sandals!

Zorky's back! Ew! You smell like smoking! And drinking!

Zorkon
Nov 21, 2008

WE CARE A LOT

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Zorky's back! Ew! You smell like smoking! And drinking!

Do I preach at you when you're lying in the gutter? NO!

meatbag
Apr 2, 2007
Clapping Larry
Have you ever tried shutting off the quotes, sitting down with LOCUST FART HELL, and hitting him? :unsmith:

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Kazy posted:

And I'm his friend Jesus!
If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Coleman posted:

If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Let's go somewhere we don't have to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time :mad:

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

Let's go somewhere we don't have to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time :mad:

We ALL feel that way, ALL of the time.

cbubbles
Mar 15, 2007

I'm soooo into you

meatbag posted:

Have you ever tried shutting off the quotes, sitting down with LOCUST FART HELL, and hitting him? :unsmith:

We're Fathers Against Rude Television!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Jerusalem posted:

This guy doesn't even have John Larroquette's spine :colbert:

Who was this Ted Danson guy, and why would you pay ten thousand dollars for his skeleton?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

haveblue posted:

Who was this Ted Danson guy, and why would you pay ten thousand dollars for his skeleton?

Oh excuse me, I didn't see you were with Mr. Stallone.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

haveblue posted:

Who was this Ted Danson guy, and why would you pay ten thousand dollars for his skeleton?

Come on haveblue, can't you let the little guy out?

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Come on haveblue, can't you let the little guy out?

Just like at the movie theater, woooooooo!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Help! I'm scared! I wet myself, I'm crying like a baby and I'm soaking in pee. But what else is new?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Martytoof posted:

I wet myself, I'm crying like a baby and I'm soaking in pee.

Did I miss something fun?

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

LooseChanj posted:

Did I miss something fun?
That could be MY beautiful soul sitting naked on her couch!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Coleman posted:

That could be MY beautiful soul sitting naked on her couch!

Clam Chowdown
May 8, 2006

That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Man Alive! posted:



Things were bad, but now they're good, forever!

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Nonbaka posted:

Things were bad, but now they're good, forever!

And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Athenry posted:

And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day.

What? It was? Hooray! :zoid:

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Man Alive! posted:



Bodies are for hookers and fat people. :smug:

meatbag
Apr 2, 2007
Clapping Larry
A good, republican body.

Zorkon
Nov 21, 2008

WE CARE A LOT

meatbag posted:

A good, republican body.
Riddled with flabitus!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Zorkon posted:

Riddled with flabitus!

Phlebitis. Phlebitis is an inflammation of a vein, usually in the legs. This has been haveblue, your guide to the world of facts.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

haveblue posted:

Phlebitis. Phlebitis is an inflammation of a vein, usually in the legs. This has been haveblue, your guide to the world of facts.
Precious hamburgers?

Zorkon
Nov 21, 2008

WE CARE A LOT

Coleman posted:

Precious hamburgers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3QRTToTLzI

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Precious hamburgers?

Idiot. Noun. You!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

haveblue posted:

Phlebitis. Phlebitis is an inflammation of a vein, usually in the legs. This has been haveblue, your guide to the world of facts.

Listen here, you drugged-up Communist! I paid for this body...and I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cocker-spaniel dog, Checkers!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Coleman posted:

Precious hamburgers?

Bam?

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

Listen here, you drugged-up Communist! I paid for this body...and I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cocker-spaniel dog, Checkers!

SHUT UP DAMMIT!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

meatbag posted:

A good, republican body.

I hear that. I spent most of my teenage years loving my body. Of course, it was tough love...

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A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Alter Ego posted:

I hear that. I spent most of my teenage years loving my body. Of course, it was tough love...

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it TravBot?

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