Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it TravBot?

sigh Sexlexia.

# ? May 1, 2012 20:31

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 05:17

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Athenry posted:

sigh Sexlexia.

You don't know how to do any of those things. :colbert:

# ? May 1, 2012 21:34

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

You don't know how to do any of those things.

Well... Alter Ego might!

# ? May 1, 2012 21:45

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it TravBot?

*sigh*

Sexlexia.

TravBot, if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

# ? May 1, 2012 22:00

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the booby.

# ? May 1, 2012 22:09

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the booby.

EROTIC

# ? May 1, 2012 22:13

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

# ? May 1, 2012 22:19

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Alter Ego posted:

*sigh*

Sexlexia.

TravBot, if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Maybe it just learned to talk as a parlour trick, like Rageaholic Monkey.

# ? May 1, 2012 22:31

Zorkon: Nov 21, 2008; WE CARE A LOT

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Maybe it just learned to talk as a parlour trick, like Rageaholic Monkey.

like Rageaholic Monkey!
like Rageaholic Monkey!

# ? May 1, 2012 22:40

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies.

# ? May 1, 2012 22:49

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Zorkon posted:

like Rageaholic Monkey!
like Rageaholic Monkey!

SQUAWK! Zorkon told his parents! Zorkon's parents blabbed!

# ? May 1, 2012 22:53

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Kif, I have mated with a woman, inform the men.

# ? May 1, 2012 22:56

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

spankmeister posted:

Kif, I have mated with a woman, inform the men.

I'm gonna have to do something REALLY impulsive ;-*

# ? May 1, 2012 23:09

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

I'm gonna have to do something REALLY impulsive

You're going to do his laundry?

# ? May 1, 2012 23:10

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Countdown to new episodes: 50 days!
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/wl0wol/futurama-bender-s-bastard

# ? May 1, 2012 23:40

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

You're going to do his laundry?

Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them, and now we're bored!

# ? May 1, 2012 23:58

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

smashpro1 posted:

Countdown to new episodes: 50 days!
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/wl0wol/futurama-bender-s-bastard

YOU BASTARD! I'LL LOVE YOU! YOU BASTARD!

# ? May 1, 2012 23:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

Well... Alter Ego might!

I'll come along and so will smashpro1, and maybe Sanguinia if he can be bothered!

# ? May 2, 2012 00:02

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

I'll come along and so will smashpro1, and maybe Sanguinia if he can be bothered!

Nah, I'm good.

# ? May 2, 2012 00:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sanguinia posted:

Nah, I'm good.

HEY SANGUINIA! GET IN HERE!

# ? May 2, 2012 00:45

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

HEY SANGUINIA! GET IN HERE!

SCREW YOU!

# ? May 2, 2012 01:15

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

SCREW YOU!

There's no bus to Jersey City. :colbert:

# ? May 2, 2012 01:21

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Coleman posted:

There's no bus to Jersey City.

Although we are technically in New Jersey.

# ? May 2, 2012 01:27

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Coleman posted:

There's no bus to Jersey City.

A friend of mine said he mugged you and you had super powers!

# ? May 2, 2012 01:43

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Kazy posted:

A friend of mine said he mugged you and you had super powers!

Hey Coleman, can I like, wail on you with this 2x4 and it doesn't hurt you?

# ? May 2, 2012 01:44

Zorkon: Nov 21, 2008; WE CARE A LOT

Mister Kingdom posted:

Although we are technically in New Jersey.

not a single good quote

# ? May 2, 2012 01:56

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Sanguinia posted:

Hey Coleman, can I like, wail on you with this 2x4 and it doesn't hurt you?

Is the Space Pope reptilian?

# ? May 2, 2012 01:56

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Sanguinia posted:

Hey Coleman, can I like, wail on you with this 2x4 and it doesn't hurt you?

If we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster!

# ? May 2, 2012 02:07

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Although we are technically in New Jersey.

Not a single place even remotely live-able.

# ? May 2, 2012 04:11

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Jail's not so bad. You can make Sanguinia in the terlet. Course it's shanked or be shanked.

# ? May 2, 2012 05:56

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

MokBa posted:

Jail's not so bad. You can make Sanguinia in the terlet. Course it's shanked or be shanked.

I was thinking "Sanguinbrau" if it's an ale, "Sangweiser" if it's a lager.

# ? May 2, 2012 06:01

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

MokBa posted:

Jail's not so bad. You can make Sanguinia in the terlet. Course it's shanked or be shanked.

And MokBa, you have that brain thing.

# ? May 2, 2012 06:03

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

I help those who help themselves!

# ? May 2, 2012 06:15

meatbag: Apr 2, 2007; Clapping Larry

Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!

# ? May 2, 2012 07:35

Spigs: Jun 5, 2008

meatbag posted:

Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!

Oh why couldn't meatbag be the other kind of mermaid?! With the fish parts on top and the lady parts on the bottom?

# ? May 2, 2012 12:39

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

meatbag posted:

Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!

Help! Police!

# ? May 2, 2012 12:42

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

meatbag posted:

Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!

Everyone was doing it, I just wanted to be popular...

# ? May 2, 2012 13:29

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Help! Police!

What's in the box, Schr�dinger?

# ? May 2, 2012 17:51

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coleman posted:

Everyone was doing it, I just wanted to be popular...

Do smoking and drinking on TV really make me cool? Of course they do. How 'bout committing crimes and violence? Again, the answer is "yes".

# ? May 2, 2012 18:34

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 05:17

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Do smoking and drinking on TV really make me cool? Of course they do. How 'bout committing crimes and violence? Again, the answer is "yes".

Good Lord, I'm getting a reading of over 40 Mega-Colemans!

# ? May 2, 2012 19:04

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