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Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


rxcowboy posted:

Yellowbrickroad's ending was so loving out there that any attempt to go "This is what it meant" strikes me as BS because it's so hosed up that unless the film maker comes out with a memo that says "This is what happened" I think any interpretation is an opinion with very little to back it. This isn't always a bad thing though.

Can someone spoil the ending? I don't really have any interest in seeing the movie, but people keep bringing up how crazy it is.

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Hakkesshu posted:

Can someone spoil the ending? I don't really have any interest in seeing the movie, but people keep bringing up how crazy it is.

In The Mouth Of Madness, but terrible.

swoollacott
Nov 11, 2009

Hakkesshu posted:

Can someone spoil the ending? I don't really have any interest in seeing the movie, but people keep bringing up how crazy it is.

It's been a while. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Everyone dies and the only one left is the main guy, I think his name is Teddy. He continues along the path to the source of the 1940s music they've been hearing and ends up at a building. The building turns out to be the cinema in the town that was abandoned. Inside the cinema, Teddy finds everyone who disappeared in 1940s. They are staring at the cinema screen with disturbing smiles on their faces.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

frozenpeas posted:

White Noise 2 is a bad movie. How bad is it? I lost the will to live after watching it. My wife divorced me and I gambled all my money away trying to win the illusive golden Pog. It's so bad that it killed me and I'm writing this as a ghost.

It's a movie comprised entirely of random jump scares and obnoxiousness. The sound mix, like everything else, is terrible so the dialogue is about half the volume of the jumps. This means that if you actually want to hear anything you have to put put up with having your ears blown out whenever the director wants to shove a ghost in your face.

It stars Nathan Fillion and Katee Sackhoff but they both look utterly depressed and have nothing to do. They do seem aware of how bad it is and manage to put extra emphasis on certain lines such as "Oh god this is so bad" "Yeah, it is" and "Make it stop."

The story is some guff about how if you save the life of somebody when it isn't "their time" to die, they will become possessed by the Devil 3 days later and kill some other people. Apparently doctors, firefighters and police officers don't count though because everyone they save turns out ok. I guess it's working from a deterministic viewpoint, where Nathan Fillion can see the glowing aura of people who are doomed, and by saving them he is cheating, or something, but it doesn't really make much sense and kills the horror because it turns the film into a kind of anti-Final Destination where he can see when people are going to die and intervenes to stop it. The only scares come between these scenes when the director kindly inserts screamers to keep the sedated audience awake.

Other a surprise appearance by the English baddie from Cliffhanger (And Eastenders) There is nothing of note here. Here is Nathan Fillion being a somewhat bad actor and Katee Sackhoff mentally checking out of the movie.





There is a great feature on the dvd where Nathan Fillion joins somebody from the production who believes in ghosts to tour one of the shooting locations that is supposedly haunted, and it's great because he just rips on her the whole time and talks about how ghosts are stupid and make no sense. I don't think he means to be mean-spirited, but he completely undermines the probable intention of the bonus feature.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Pornography addiction is a real problem that faces many people today and is no laughing matter.
But this is:

HARMLESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVfOqCyXgAY
"The story is about a husband and father and his battle with pornography. Actual home movies and interviews tell the story of the terror the family faces when a box of pornography is opened and something is unleashed."

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

Tomero_the_Great posted:

Pornography addiction is a real problem that faces many people today and is no laughing matter.
But this is:

HARMLESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVfOqCyXgAY
"The story is about a husband and father and his battle with pornography. Actual home movies and interviews tell the story of the terror the family faces when a box of pornography is opened and something is unleashed."

They just hit every found footage horror cliche they could, didn't they?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Tomero_the_Great posted:

Pornography addiction is a real problem that faces many people today and is no laughing matter.
But this is:

HARMLESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVfOqCyXgAY
"The story is about a husband and father and his battle with pornography. Actual home movies and interviews tell the story of the terror the family faces when a box of pornography is opened and something is unleashed."

The only way I'm seeing this is if Jesus himself comes out of a long-lost family Bible to destroy the evil Porn Monster once and for all.

Edit: Now that I found their Kickstarter video, I think my Jesus ending may not be too far off the mark.

pantslesswithwolves fucked around with this message at 02:49 on May 5, 2012

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I just watched The Devil Inside. And I knew what was coming at the end. But, boy was I still disappointed I really would like to have a resolution to that.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
Original Last House on the Left is on. I haven't seen that one so I think I'll watch it tonight.

E: eh, never d. My fiancé REALLY doesn't like rape scenes, even the one in Watchmen big time pissed him off so Im watching "Shadow" (2009) on netflix instead. English language Italian film with a Wrong Turn/Hills Have Eyes flavor.

54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 03:51 on May 6, 2012

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

suboptimal posted:

The only way I'm seeing this is if Jesus himself comes out of a long-lost family Bible to destroy the evil Porn Monster once and for all.

Edit: Now that I found their Kickstarter video, I think my Jesus ending may not be too far off the mark.

Hopefully a porn star does the $7500 reward and gets them to shoot a different type of scene.

the_Vandal
Feb 7, 2004

You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man
Woods porn was a blessing in the early 90s before anybody I knew had the internet. There was nothing evil about it. God bless you mysterious porn fairy that left random magazines in the woods so that I might see that men in the 80s had to use machetes like jungle explorers just to find holes to plug.

gnomewife
Oct 24, 2010
So I finally watched The Strangers, after reading some good things about it here (I think?). It was the first time I've ever felt sorry for the protagonists in a horror film. I really liked it, and it scared the crap out of me.

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
The Strangers is very well shot and directed (especially for such a fresh-faced newbie), but the script really lets it down, I think. It's a shame it's not more memorable than it is, but the movie does now pretty much wears the crown for greatest "killer appears nonchalantly in the background unbeknownst to victim in the foreground" shot.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
The Strangers was so unsettling because it was plausible. Likely? No, but plausible still.

Silver Newt
Jun 8, 2007

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Toriori posted:

The Strangers was so unsettling because it was plausible. Likely? No, but plausible still.

I was just disappointed because the true story was infinitely more horrific. I thought The Strangers was just dull.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keddie_Murders

Silver Newt fucked around with this message at 16:09 on May 6, 2012

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I found The Strangers to be really good up until the part where he shoots his friends in the chest. After that, I found it lost tension.

foodfight
Feb 10, 2009
The Strangers gets bonus points for appropriately using Joanna Newsom.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Silver Newt posted:

I was just disappointed because the true story was infinitely more horrific. I thought The Strangers was just dull.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keddie_Murders
Oh my goodness

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Silver Newt posted:

I was just disappointed because the true story was infinitely more horrific. I thought The Strangers was just dull.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keddie_Murders

Yea I have trouble watching the 'based on a true event' thing when I know the event, just because I find myself going 'woah those nutjobs were WAY worse than this'.

The Strangers was a well done movie, but I'm just a weird nerd who knew the context so it was hard to get as shocked as my friends, though of course actually 'seeing' it did get a few 'oh poo poo' moments.

I do respect movies like The Strangers, though, because they do an excellent job in creating an aura of real dread. Not so much fear, but just that pit in your stomach you get when someone's creeping down the hall and you think 'oh god, what's gonna happen now'.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Silver Newt posted:

I was just disappointed because the true story was infinitely more horrific. I thought The Strangers was just dull.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Keddie_Murders

Yikes.

I thought The Strangers was pretty bad and (aside from the poster) wholly forgettable. But at least Dennis Reynolds gets what's been coming to him for 7 seasons now.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Yikes.

I thought The Strangers was pretty bad and (aside from the poster) wholly forgettable. But at least Dennis Reynolds gets what's been coming to him for 7 seasons now.
He also gets that in Crank 2, if you wanted more. I hope the rest of his movie career is just random death scenes.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Finally caught Grave Encounters, and meh. As someone else has said in the thread, it did a good job ramping up tension and I really dug the architectural horror, but once the ghosts became people running around screaming it just got cheesy and jump-scary. I felt like it wasn't sure if it wanted to be a ghost story or a demon story, so it just wedged in every idea they had. It did have a lot of great ideas, but it didn't quite gel them all together.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



I think the real discussion they had after a bong rip or two was Man, how do we combine House of Leaves with Paranormal Activity.

Irish Taxi Driver
Sep 12, 2004

We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.
In Grave Encounters, in the fictional show, did they mention the satanic activity the doctor was involved in? A real ghost show would've thrown that around every 5 seconds, with Zelda Rubinstein doing the voiceover. If she wasn't dead.

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
About the Yellowbrickroad ending:

swoollacott posted:

It's been a while. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Everyone dies and the only one left is the main guy, I think his name is Teddy. He continues along the path to the source of the 1940s music they've been hearing and ends up at a building. The building turns out to be the cinema in the town that was abandoned. Inside the cinema, Teddy finds everyone who disappeared in 1940s. They are staring at the cinema screen with disturbing smiles on their faces.

You probably blocked out the worst part that happened right after that. Seriously, spoilers, but it kind of killed the movie for me: Everybody in the cinema turns out to be watching his dead wife burning in hell (ooooooh!). It cuts back to the guy, everybody around him has turned into decomposing corpses, and he screams. Roll credits.

Meanwhile, here's a trailer for The Loved Ones, a teen-comedy/torture-porn mashup (PS, Apple's version is more geared for horror audiences but is quite spoilery). I'll just say it looks like a really weird blend of Hostel-style horror (although maybe better done) with high-school level comedy. And yet, I'll probably see it.

f#a# fucked around with this message at 01:49 on May 9, 2012

madsketcher.
Sep 20, 2011

leokitty posted:

I wasn't able to check the thread earlier today, how'd you enjoy Tenebrae? I am almost positive it was a BRD but I didn't think it looked too bad for the most part.

I really like the little theater they have there.

I enjoyed it! Seeing the film with an audience for the first time was like watching it with fresh eyes. There should be a Giallo Theater erected somewhere in the East or West Village; I would go there every week.

I watched a very clean bootleg of "Livide" recently (that had horribly translated English subtitles) and it is definitely worth a watch for anyone interested in fairytale horror. Some of the imagery reminded me of Silent Hill. I felt that the movie didn't reach its full potential, but it is worth a watch if you appreciate French/fantasy horror.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

f#a# posted:

Meanwhile, here's a trailer for The Loved Ones, a teen-comedy/torture-porn mashup (PS, Apple's version is more geared for horror audiences but is quite spoilery). I'll just say it looks like a really weird blend of Hostel-style horror (although maybe better done) with high-school level comedy. And yet, I'll probably see it.

It's a hell of a movie. I'd probably recommend it.

leokitty
Apr 5, 2005

I live. I die. I live again.

f#a# posted:

Meanwhile, here's a trailer for The Loved Ones, a teen-comedy/torture-porn mashup (PS, Apple's version is more geared for horror audiences but is quite spoilery). I'll just say it looks like a really weird blend of Hostel-style horror (although maybe better done) with high-school level comedy. And yet, I'll probably see it.

The Loved Ones is really good and doesn't feel torture-porny at all honestly.

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

leokitty posted:

The Loved Ones is really good and doesn't feel torture-porny at all honestly.

Yeah I really liked The Loved Ones. It's quite odd in ways that you don't really expect a horror movie to be. It's not scary though...In fact, I don't really know what it is.

PaleBlueDot
Feb 13, 2012

All the way from
Transylvania

frozenpeas posted:

Yeah I really liked The Loved Ones. It's quite odd in ways that you don't really expect a horror movie to be. It's not scary though...In fact, I don't really know what it is.

My money's on "disturbing." It's not scary, like most torture-based horror movies, but oh boy, some of the poo poo that this movie pulls is pretty hosed up. Pretty good movie overall, I'd say.

PaleBlueDot fucked around with this message at 10:49 on May 9, 2012

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

PaleBlueDot posted:

My money's on "disturbing." It's not scary, like most torture-based horror movies, but oh boy, some of the poo poo that this movie pulls is pretty hosed up. Pretty good movie overall, I'd say.

I don't know if that's the word. I was expecting the movie to go way further than it did, based on people's descriptions. Instead the thing that stood out the most to me was the editing, which did a very good job at keeping you off balance and loving with your expectations. I'd say it's more of an extremely dark comedy/Texas Chainsaw Massacre parody than anything - definitely unique enough to warrant a watch.

Spermanent Record fucked around with this message at 11:01 on May 9, 2012

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
It will also most definitely evoke some kind of emotion whenever you hear this song after you've seen it. Friend of mine gets the chills every time even if it's just a few seconds. In my book, creating that kind of emotional connection is the sign of a great movie.

(Some may consider this spoilers, but it's really just a pop song. Wanted to warn you anyway)

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?
I'm excited for seeing Piranha 3DD this Friday but so far there have been no reviews over here yet which isn't a good sign although it's been advertised very heavily over here.

foodfight
Feb 10, 2009

foodfight posted:

So I should probably watch TCM then? I've seen a ton of horror but never actually seen TCM.

So I watched this last night and while I really didn't watch it under ideal conditions I was pretty impressed. I'm sort of at a disadvantage because I've seen so many movies that have obviously taken elements from TCM that some of it didn't seem very shocking. I loved the grit and the realism of it though and they obviously put a lot of work into the bone/skin sculptures and furniture. It seemed obvious to me (and there is probably a whole bunch of critical analysis out there) that its most direct influence was Psycho. The whole thing was basically Psycho taken to a logical extreme. Now I'm really interested in seeing TCM 2, because where do you go from TCM (I'm asking rhetorically)?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

foodfight posted:

Now I'm really interested in seeing TCM 2, because where do you go from TCM (I'm asking rhetorically)?

Depending on your inclination, you may or may not be sorry you asked this.

foodfight
Feb 10, 2009

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Depending on your inclination, you may or may not be sorry you asked this.

If the anwser is parody, then I would probably enjoy it.

edit: ok it seems like they just made it MORE extreme.

foodfight fucked around with this message at 14:44 on May 9, 2012

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

foodfight posted:

It seemed obvious to me (and there is probably a whole bunch of critical analysis out there) that its most direct influence was Psycho. The whole thing was basically Psycho taken to a logical extreme.

Both movies were inspired somewhat by Ed Gein (both heavily fictionalized, of course). TCM is actually probably closer to the real events, at least in the sense that Gein really did make furniture/clothing out of human remains. There is a film called Deranged that claims to be fairly close to the original murders, but I didn't really enjoy it very much.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

foodfight posted:

If the anwser is parody, then I would probably enjoy it.

edit: ok it seems like they just made it MORE extreme.

It's a little of both, I'd say.

demozthenes
Feb 14, 2007

Wicked pissa little critta

foodfight posted:

Now I'm really interested in seeing TCM 2, because where do you go from TCM (I'm asking rhetorically)?

Why, you go to creating one of my all-time favorite movie characters! I think it's pretty solid but I also think that TCM had nowhere to go but down, enjoy stupid splatter comedies, and will watch just about anything to get a dose of Tom Savini and Dennis Hopper, so YMMV.

Also, I thought The Loved Ones was awesome, and the different-from-the-usual-fare soundtrack was excellent, too.

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Industrial
May 31, 2001

Everyone here wishes I would ragequit my life
The Strangers was a really frustrating movie for me because it made NO sense. In order for the killers to do all of the things they did in that movie they would need superhero powers. They teleport and apparently communicate telepathically since they always knew where each other are and what they are doing at all times in addition to the victims. There was also a bunch of illogical stuff thrown in probably because it looked creepy, but falls apart if you think about it for more than 2 seconds. For example, when the guy is running around outside and sees one of the female kilers just nonchalantly hanging out on the swingset. So she's just been sitting there for the last half hour and he just happened to walk by? Ooookay.

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