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Plek
Jul 30, 2009

Yeticopter posted:

I don't think they did, the Bullit was a slightly faster special edition Mustang for 2001 only- just about the only thing that makes it "Saleen" is the ridiculous body kit. FORD GT SUPPER POWER!

Yeah, I know. It's a shame about the kit, I liked the Bullitt styling.

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diphenhydramine
Jun 26, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
http://stcloud.craigslist.org/cto/2987829825.html

quote:

STANDARD FEATURES:
1997 Honda Civic Ex Coupe, manual 5 speed transmission, 1.6L 4 cylinder engine, power windows, power locks, power mirrors, A/C, cruise control, tilt steering, power steering, rear defrost, driver and passenger side air bags, dual sport mirrors, front bucket reclining seats, fold down rear seat, power sunroof, sunroof cover, intermittent wipers / 144,598 miles / 35 mpg highway

CUSTOM PREMIUM FEATURES:
Custom paint job, Evo front body kit, Spider rear bumper body kit, Euro blue halo projector headlights, Euro Altezza taillights, Blue halo fog lights, rear spoiler, sunroof wind deflector, custom decals, white powder coated 17" rims with metallic pink caps, almost new Nitto Neogen 17" tires, chrome exhaust tips, tinted windows, interior pink neon and LED lights, custom seat covers, steering wheel cover, 4 floor mats, and premium Pioneer CD stereo with detachable face and remote control

ADDITIONAL ITEMS:
(4) 15" stock rims and (4) almost new Firestone 15" tires (for winter), (2) winter windshield washer blades, (1) new extra taillight bulb, 2nd set of premium lug nuts and key, (2) extra ignition/door keys

DETAILS
I am a mature woman in my 40's, who drove and took very good care of this car. It was not beat on or driven by a teenager, but driven responsibly. This car is all about the looks "pretty and pink" there are no high performance additions. I did not race this car or drive it hard. I am a perfectionist when it comes to detail; it's my baby. I won a first place trophy at a car show. I am selling it because my husband won't drive a pink car and it defeats the purpose of having a car with great MPG. I am ready for a new toy....maybe blue this time.
All regular maintenance was done and I have all receipts; this car is in very good condition and drives smooth with no engine problems at all. I had both front CV boots, axles and shafts replaced and the timing belt and water pump replaced all by a certified Honda dealer. Exhaust has been redone, oxygen sensor replaced, and wires and plugs replaced and has had regular oil changes and air filters. It is extremely clean and has not been smoked in. No stains or rips on upholstery. Carpet is excellent for its age. This car is very safe and has high crash ratings, exceptional gas mileage, and a motor that will last and last. There is a lot of back seat room and a huge trunk.

Clean title in my possession with no liens.

SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY.
Must have valid driver's license to test drive this car.

Price is $6,700 for car, both sets of tires and rims, and all the extras.
You are responsible for taxes and vehicle registration fees.

Cash only

Sadly I've only got an iPad ATM so I cant post any pictures of it to here.

xsf421
Feb 17, 2011







This is extremely entertaining to me, my daily driver is a stock example of this exact civic.

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007
Take that steering wheel cover off and I'd shamelessly drive that.

krysmopompas
Jan 17, 2004
hi
Another entry in the custom paint of questionable taste department:

I'm also pretty sure that you need a '4' and 'GT' next to the 'S' in order to have that many zeros.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Now you, too can have a Lancia Beeta Coupay...SUPERLEGGERA.

Is it wrong I wanted to buy it only for that reason.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

sbaldrick posted:

Is it wrong I wanted to buy it only for that reason.

If it's wrong, then baby, I don't want to be right.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

krysmopompas posted:

Another entry in the custom paint of questionable taste department:

I'm also pretty sure that you need a '4' and 'GT' next to the 'S' in order to have that many zeros.

Or an LS9 Swap.

ijustam
Jun 20, 2005

An unmolested Fiero? http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/2991152733.html

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The "goofy idle" may indicate that the molestation is built-in

The Rocket Salad
Sep 1, 2004

lol what
"Goofy idle" is some Grade-AA copywriting.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Goofy idle, wacky ignition timing, and a power steering pump who's a loose cannon add up to a hilarious driving experience!

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

atomicthumbs posted:

Goofy idle, wacky ignition timing, and a power steering pump who's a loose cannon add up to a hilarious driving experience!

At least you'll die laughing

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Bucephalus posted:

It was instructions, not an explanation.

I meant that for all of the demotivationals in the ad, not your image :v: Posted from my phone and didn't quote.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.
At least its not currently on fire.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Someone's selling off his collection:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/search/cto?query=44hundred&srchType=A&minAsk=&maxAsk=

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

Bucephalus posted:

Someone's selling off his collection:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/search/cto?query=44hundred&srchType=A&minAsk=&maxAsk=

His Olds 442 looks like my moms first car. Also, I'd take that Trans Am in a heartbeat, though I'd have to buy a matching vintage REO Speedwagon t-shirt to properly rock the TA.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Bucephalus posted:

Someone's selling off his collection:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/search/cto?query=44hundred&srchType=A&minAsk=&maxAsk=

In another 10 or so years, the generation that grew up with those cars aren't going to be around to buy them, so sell while you can.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

Octopus Magic posted:

In another 10 or so years, the generation that grew up with those cars aren't going to be around to buy them, so sell while you can.

I believe it's quite to the contrary. My dad has a 66 Impala SS 327 convertible that I take out a few times a year, usually during graffiti weekend and other things. He's had other cars from the 60's over the years, but that's the only one that he's kept since before I was born. He retired the land yacht in favor of a 69 260z he bought for my mom a few years later but it was the 70's and she still wanted a Lincoln land yacht. Anyway, the nostalgia factor probably skipped the kids born in the 80's/90's, but for kids born in the pre-80's, there's still a nostalgia market.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
You forgot the more important part, baby boomers are broke now that they can't draw on home equity.

MATLAB 1988
Sep 20, 2009
Have I posted about my Subaru XT yet? Here are pictures of my Subaru XT. POST POST POST.
Searching "TURBO" on autotempest.com yields semi-interesting results, like this 1987 Mazda 626 GT that looks like a Lancia Gamma ripoff with a sweet digidash and TURBO. Experience tire squeal and body roll!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Qm9hF9osg





$4k gets you soft corinthian leather, tapestripes and shag carpet; second only to the AMC Matador Oleg Cassini coupe in 70's cheesiness.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/2962028052.html posted:

1977 Chrysler Cordoba "S" RARE model; 85,000 Miles; Automatic on the floor; A/C; New Plugs; New Oil Change; Safety Inspected; Bucket Seats with floor console; Guages; Temp Gauge; Alt Gauge; Oil Pressure Guage; Great Tires; Beautiful Car; 360 V-8; Rally Wheels; VERY clean and original inside and out!OUTSTANDING Car!! Great car cruiser to the car shows

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Some guy in Providence is selling this for $2800:
http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/2995257399.html

quote:

This 240sx coupe ...is flat black need some slight body work to the rear right side. Its has a RB20det ... the rear end - sub frame, diff .... is from the skyline gts-t....


It looks so awful and I want it so bad.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Sigh.

I've seen this lady delivering mail around here for years.

Wish I had some bucks put back to grab it.

http://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/3006562374.html

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

kimbo305 posted:

Some guy in Providence is selling this for $2800:
http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/2995257399.html



It looks so awful and I want it so bad.

The crappiest turbo RB badly installed in a trashed car?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Jonny 290 posted:

Sigh.

I've seen this lady delivering mail around here for years.

Wish I had some bucks put back to grab it.

http://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/3006562374.html


Don't do it!

This 300ZX was free.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I really love the Fairlady mirror setup. Who cares about mid-drive adjustment, that poo poo is cool.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Subterfrugal posted:

I really love the Fairlady mirror setup. Who cares about mid-drive adjustment, that poo poo is cool.

I've always thought that looked cool. You do need a friend to help you adjust, though.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

captainOrbital posted:

I've always thought that looked cool. You do need a friend to help you adjust, though.

Mirrors work in two directions. Point it to where your head is planning on being.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

kimbo305 posted:

Some guy in Providence is selling this for $2800:
http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/2995257399.html



It looks so awful and I want it so bad.

Argh what a loving train wreck.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I dunno anything about the RBs -- what's bad about the RB20DET?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Elephanthead posted:

Mirrors work in two directions. Point it to where your head is planning on being.

I've read this like six times, and I think I know what you mean, but I would still need a friend to point the mirror at my wife's crotch.

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004

captainOrbital posted:

I've read this like six times, and I think I know what you mean, but I would still need a friend to point the mirror at my wife's crotch.

That's what friends are... that's what friends are...

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Bucephalus posted:

Someone's selling off his collection:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/search/cto?query=44hundred&srchType=A&minAsk=&maxAsk=

No, someone's just a scummy fuckin salesman listing his dealership's cars in the "by owner" section, and acting like it's a private collection being sold off

http://www.ultraautomotive.com/

"Have been in business since 1987 serving customers"
"Private collection"
"While every reasonable effort is made to ensure the accuracy of the vehicle data, we are not responsible for any errors or omissions contained on these pages. Please verify information, pricing, and availability with a dealership sales representative."

All dealers are scum, every one, no exceptions.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Yeah the local Subaru dealership likes to list their leases under the by owner section with the price set as the monthly payment they're advertising. Makes sifting through poo poo on craigslist just that little bit harder.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

MATLAB 1988 posted:


$4k gets you soft corinthian leather, tapestripes and shag carpet; second only to the AMC Matador Oleg Cassini coupe in 70's cheesiness.




Factory CB in a lot of them too. And like many, many unloved 70's cars, SHITLOADS of potential.



This era 360 is about a grand of parts away from 350ish HP, and backed by a bulletproof 727 tranny.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Powershift posted:

No, someone's just a scummy fuckin salesman listing his dealership's cars in the "by owner" section, and acting like it's a private collection being sold off

My mistake, carry on.

iv46vi
Apr 2, 2010
proto-hatchback 50s style with a face only a mother could love
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1959-Dodge-2Dr-Station-Wagon-W0QQAdIdZ363279168

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mighty Horse posted:

Factory CB in a lot of them too. And like many, many unloved 70's cars, SHITLOADS of potential.



This era 360 is about a grand of parts away from 350ish HP, and backed by a bulletproof 727 tranny.

Thing o' beauty right here.

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

iv46vi posted:

proto-hatchback 50s style with a face only a mother could love
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1959-Dodge-2Dr-Station-Wagon-W0QQAdIdZ363279168



A two door station wagon :confused:

Whose bright idea was that?

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