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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

You can believe the family friendly act if you want, but he's still a "bearded New Yorker".

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GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP STERN FROM SULLYING UP OUR WHOLESOME FAMILYSHOW

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

-Atom- posted:

He couldn't have been any more PG if he tried.

Howard isn't an idiot, and the most annoying thing about being a fan of him is dealing with the perception he's managed to cloud himself with.

Agreed. It was completely PG in NYC. And he was still really funny and entertaining.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
I enjoyed Howard's "gently caress you" to the fans this morning. He just told everyone to gently caress off for the first 20 minutes of the show because he's so sick of the bitching on twitter.

I can't loving wait for AGT, edgy Howard or no there's nothing good on TV right now (besides Thrones) and I'll be catching every show just for him.

adebisi lives
Nov 11, 2009
I was dying laughing from that Stuttering John story on Artie's show from Friday night I think. Basically Artie, John, and Nick I guess are on the road and John books the shittiest hotel possible and is driving them around in his escalade that smells awful. The highlight of the story was Artie trying to microwave this cheap philly cheese steak sandwich 2 feet from the bathroom where Stuttering John is taking a gigantic dump. The thought of particles of Stuttering John's fecal matter being merged into the sandwich at a subatomic level was too much for Artie so he gets in a shouting argument that gets the police called on them.

adebisi lives fucked around with this message at 05:33 on May 8, 2012

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Holy poo poo, I just saw the clips of Eric with the strippers at the one show he did. This is killing me. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's like a reverse birth.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



AxeManiac posted:

Holy poo poo, I just saw the clips of Eric with the strippers at the one show he did. This is killing me. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's like a reverse birth.
TMZ needs to stalk Eric.
He is gold.
NSFW

ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

Howard Stern impressions before & after AGT taping

The first lady has a harrible accent

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
His god drat little bug eyes, his eyes are popping more than his dick! Oh man, why isn't this guy on camera 24/7

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
If you watch a video of Eric and freeze at any random time there's like a 50% chance you're going to get a hilarious face.

Also whoever sold him on that haircut is a master troll.

Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

TMZ needs to stalk Eric.
He is gold.
NSFW

God, that's fantastic.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Artie's story of Nick kicking Stuttering John in the rear end was hilarious on last night's show (hour 2).

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Sacha Baron Cohen today...worth listening to???

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001
I actually thought it was a really good interview - he showed up as himself instead of a random (annoying) character and it was pretty interesting.

Mike Tahoe
May 21, 2007

He knows what it means.

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Sacha Baron Cohen today...worth listening to???

I enjoyed it. It was much better than the other interview from today with the guy from Bravo (Howard kept badgering him about how much he was worth).

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
atunnadough.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Jesus gently caress enough with Benjy and his stupid auto-tuned talentless "girlfriend".

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Sasquatch! posted:

Jesus gently caress enough with Benjy and his stupid auto-tuned talentless "girlfriend".

"We're always on Skype" might be the greatest lyric ever written.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I listened to Howard for the first time in months and it's really weird. I didn't like it at all. It's all in-jokes and in-drama. The show is completely isolated. I don't know how anyone could get into it without having listened for weeks in a row.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Did anyone listen to one word that Jean-Claude Van Damme had to say today?

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
That singer on the wrestling show they played was hilariously awful. Jesus Christ that was terrible and funny.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

FogHelmut posted:

I listened to Howard for the first time in months and it's really weird. I didn't like it at all. It's all in-jokes and in-drama. The show is completely isolated. I don't know how anyone could get into it without having listened for weeks in a row.

It's always been that way with the sound drops and songs and characters on the show, I thought.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Nice profile piece of Stern and his role on AGT in the New York Times today:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/arts/television/howard-stern-joins-americas-got-talent.html?ref=arts&gwh=4761AA08F9A6F1EAF50CCB3EA8F47072

quote:

If anyone has a right to feel on top of the world, it’s Howard Stern — especially inside his elegant, cumulus-high apartment on the West Side of Manhattan, dominated by a solarium-like living room with views on one side extending far up the Hudson and the other encompassing the entire bucolic breadth of Central Park.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Howard Stern feels on top of the world inside his elegant, cumulus-high apartment on the West Side of Manhattan worth seventy-five million GRAAAAAAND, while lowly J.D. Harmeyer enjoys a Filet-O-Fish in his windowless studio apartment that he shares with two roommates.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sand Monster posted:

Howard Stern feels on top of the world inside his elegant, cumulus-high apartment on the West Side of Manhattan worth seventy-five million GRAAAAAAND, while lowly J.D. Harmeyer enjoys a Filet-O-Fish in his windowless studio apartment that he shares with two roommates.

AHAHAHAHA I read the article in that same exact voice in my head.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
The Sacha Baron Cohen interview was really good, it stinks that he very rarely does interviews out of character and I'm glad he chose Howard to do one.

It was also refreshing to have someone who isn't a Z-list celebrity for a change.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Sand Monster posted:

Howard Stern feels on top of the world inside his elegant, cumulus-high apartment on the West Side of Manhattan worth seventy-five million GRAAAAAAND, while lowly J.D. Harmeyer enjoys a Filet-O-Fish in his windowless studio apartment that he shares with two roommates.

To be fair if Howard didn't employ JD he would have died on the streets about 6 years ago.

-Atom- fucked around with this message at 22:16 on May 9, 2012

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
JD HARMEYER LIVES IN AN ABANDONED MOLE HOLE IN BROOKLYN.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

an adult beverage posted:

JD HARMEYER LIVES IN AN ABANDONED MOLE HOLE IN BROOKLYN.

Richard Christy lived in a Mini-Storage in Fort Lauderdale for six long, hot Florida summers. A nerd who spends 10 grand on internet porn nets no sympathy for living in a fifth floor walk-up in Bensonhurst.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Szyznyk posted:

Richard Christy lived in a DANK, SWEATY HOVEL in Fort Lauderdale for six long, hot Florida summers. A nerd who spends 10 MILLION GRAND on internet porn nets no sympathy for living in a fifth floor walk-up in Bensonhurst.

There's no other way for me to read your post.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

-Atom- posted:

To be fair if Howard didn't employ JD he would have died on the streets about 6 years ago.

Yeah seriously, JD is a mush mouth go nowhere that won the lotto sucking off Howard's tit. He was lucky he isn't part of the whack pack.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Szyznyk posted:

Richard Christy lived in a Mini-Storage in Fort Lauderdale for six long, hot Florida summers. A nerd who spends 10 grand on internet porn nets no sympathy for living in a fifth floor walk-up in Bensonhurst.

Dude he can't even afford Bensonhurst.

He lives in loving CONEY ISLAND. And no one has lived there since the Warriors.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004
What he saves on rent he spends on camwhore minutes!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Cheesy Da Bad rear end.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Spacemonkey57 posted:

What he saves on rent he spends on camwhore minutes!

Not even good ones. What was her name....Kissyphur or something? I'm at work so no way am I going to search for her.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The fact that JD pays a single solitary dollar, let alone ten grand, for internet pornography is just so depressing.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

haljordan posted:

The fact that JD pays a single solitary dollar, let alone ten grand, for internet pornography is just so depressing.

It's part of why he is helpless and not deserving of too much pity. He could and should be Benjying it up with the fans, but instead he is an internet dude who would rather not interact with real people because he can't. I can't fault him for that, you work with what you have, but I also can't sit around and demand King Howard takes care of the town fool, he is doing more than enough simply employing him.

I also heard High Pitch announcing himself as "Eric from the Stern show" and while High Pitch has been a better person apparently, he is still a horrible human and god drat, look at him.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






AxeManiac posted:

It's part of why he is helpless and not deserving of too much pity. He could and should be Benjying it up with the fans, but instead he is an internet dude who would rather not interact with real people because he can't. I can't fault him for that, you work with what you have, but I also can't sit around and demand King Howard takes care of the town fool, he is doing more than enough simply employing him.

I also heard High Pitch announcing himself as "Eric from the Stern show" and while High Pitch has been a better person apparently, he is still a horrible human and god drat, look at him.

I still cannot believe that one girl who willingly handcuffed herself to that mess. I mean, how badly do you need money? If my options were down to "being handcuffed to High Pitch Eric" and "faking cancer to raise donations", I'd be shaving my head right now.

edit: I realize she only lasted about six hours, but still.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

he is still a horrible human and god drat, look at him.

Do we really have to?

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

haljordan posted:

I still cannot believe that one girl who willingly handcuffed herself to that mess. I mean, how badly do you need money? If my options were down to "being handcuffed to High Pitch Eric" and "faking cancer to raise donations", I'd be shaving my head right now.

edit: I realize she only lasted about six hours, but still.

There was another one that made it the full day, I think. Wasn't it a $25K prize? That's a lot of dough for one day, sometimes twice what some make in a year.

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