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CapnAndy posted:If a robot wants to self-identify as female I dunno why y'all genderists got such a problem with it A self-identifying android-to-gynoid robosexual
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Rirse posted:I see Subway is back to their usual "if you don't eat Subway, YOUR INSTANTLY FAT" ads again. I think the message is dumb but I'm not gonna lie I crack up at the montage of people busting out of poo poo.
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vyst posted:I think the message is dumb but I'm not gonna lie I crack up at the montage of people busting out of poo poo. I gotta admit, the dude's shirt button skipping across the lake and then the other guy laughing at him just before his lawn chair collapses? Gets me every time. Still, gently caress Subway.
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It's a radio ad but there's a Taco Bell one going around where they quote fake twitter people talking about their tacos and ugh. I seriously want to punch whoever thought it was a good idea and double punch whoever thought it would be quirky and totally hip to have one of the 'twitter people' claim the taco was like riding a unicorn or some other stupid currently cool way the kids talk these days poo poo. I am angry about cheap tacos.
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:It's a radio ad but there's a Taco Bell one going around where they quote fake twitter people talking about their tacos and ugh. I seriously want to punch whoever thought it was a good idea and double punch whoever thought it would be quirky and totally hip to have one of the 'twitter people' claim the taco was like riding a unicorn or some other stupid currently cool way the kids talk these days poo poo. It's on TV too, and it shows people biting into that abomination. I also believe it was something like "kissing a unicorn while under an epic rainbow" or something like that.
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My local Hyundai dealership is the king of bad radio ads. They've been using "Don't Worry Be Happy" as their theme song for the past few years and it's made me hate the song all over again. Their current ad uses a soundbyte of Dave Hester from Storage Wars screaming "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!" about 6 times in 30 seconds. It's worse than I can possibly explain.
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:It's a radio ad but there's a Taco Bell one going around where they quote fake twitter people talking about their tacos and ugh. I seriously want to punch whoever thought it was a good idea and double punch whoever thought it would be quirky and totally hip to have one of the 'twitter people' claim the taco was like riding a unicorn or some other stupid currently cool way the kids talk these days poo poo. For some reason I'm reminded of the Wendy's radio commercial which has testimonials from "real" people like Reno Kenosi and Christian Corea. Those are the most made-up-sounding names I have ever heard.
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May 3, 2012 18:06
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I love Subways, I could eat their sandwiches six times a day, but goddamn do their commercials blow. 
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vyst posted:Please tell me this is Patrick Cox with his huge massive beard and a santa hat on because that would be super. It was, yes. With poorly-superimposed falling snow.
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Rhyno posted:My local Hyundai dealership is the king of bad radio ads. They've been using "Don't Worry Be Happy" as their theme song for the past few years and it's made me hate the song all over again. Their current ad uses a soundbyte of Dave Hester from Storage Wars screaming "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!" about 6 times in 30 seconds. It's worse than I can possibly explain. hahahahaha that sounds like the best worst commercial. I feel so sorry for you.
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May 3, 2012 21:39
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I wish they could stop advertisers from saying "Buy now and get one free! just pay full shipping and handling". If you have to pay anything, it's not "free".
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Mister Kingdom posted:I wish they could stop advertisers from saying "Buy now and get one free! just pay full shipping and handling".
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100 Years in Iraq posted:Robots aren't female, they're robots! Which is why putting tits on them is weird  The equivalent of a robot with a female physique is a robot with a male physique. Aka... pretty much the majority of humanoid robots.
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Bayer is continuing their stupid "aspirin is for pain????" theme. Now with a hip young guy declaring "aspirin is OLD SCHOOL." Really?
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:It's a radio ad but there's a Taco Bell one going around where they quote fake twitter people talking about their tacos and ugh. I seriously want to punch whoever thought it was a good idea and double punch whoever thought it would be quirky and totally hip to have one of the 'twitter people' claim the taco was like riding a unicorn or some other stupid currently cool way the kids talk these days poo poo. It's funny because I think they have to be careful about which Twitter accounts they quote (I mean even though they're probably fake).  "Sandusky69 says the new Doritos Taco is like a party in your mouth. In the shower."
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:It's a radio ad but there's a Taco Bell one going around where they quote fake twitter people talking about their tacos and ugh. Oh god, yeah, that one is particularly infuriating. Especially the line "I think i'm gonna cry, yo.". Despite the fact that it's clearly a bullshit Twitter account being quoted, in reality, if the taste of lovely faux preprocessed Mexican food bring a tear of joy to your eye, then you should immediately douse yourself in kerosene and then flick a Zippo. And if you say you're gonna cry, don't you dare follow that up with "yo". You're not a cholo and never will be. Stop it. A more realistic Taco Bell commcercial would feature someone laying down on the couch after eating the Taco Bell food, and crying/clutching their stomach in pain because of it.
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The Hardee's one with the Jalapen-o face. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgGP6aO9hi4 
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Arschlochkind posted:It's funny because I think they have to be careful about which Twitter accounts they quote (I mean even though they're probably fake). I wouldn't be surprised if the ad agency owns those twitter names, I know production companies will typically buy any fake website addresses mentioned on a show to prevent any strange legal stuff from popping up. Unless you're really bad at your job and rename something without checking, like the Netflix people tried to do with 'quickster' and that turned out really good.
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I never thought the "it made me burst into tears, yo" was a good tweet.
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I hate this for getting stuck in my head so I have to pay it forward. "Hoveround takes me where I wanna go..."
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Frot Lesnar posted:I hate this for getting stuck in my head so I have to pay it forward. "Hoveround takes me where I wanna go..." Isn't that the one where the CEO's name is "Tom Cruise" or some poo poo?
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May 7, 2012 15:32
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Boondock Saint posted:Isn't that the one where the CEO's name is "Tom Cruise" or some poo poo? Tom Kruse
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Fun fact: Hoveround is involved in tons of Medicare fraud investigations. How else could they provide them at "little or no cost to you"?
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May 7, 2012 15:37
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gently caress this commercial for so many reasons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viXhp0v1gGY The guy says "Stan" like a frog or something It does that stupid "talking over music = a song" thing Target audience includes people who: *Dream about retarded sheep *Get so drunk they need a cab on a weekday *Lift weights and go to the bar on the same day, which is pointless *Cannot afford haircuts And probably more, it's so bad
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Industrial posted:*Get so drunk they need a cab on a weekday We can do without the judgmental tone, thank you. 
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Red Lobster is running some ad for a shrimp special, and it has a disclaimer of "Prices higher in Hawaii and Times Square" I get Hawaii having higher prices for things, but what's up with Times Square specifically?
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DJExile posted:Red Lobster is running some ad for a shrimp special, and it has a disclaimer of "Prices higher in Hawaii and Times Square" Pretty much because they can.
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May 9, 2012 02:06
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Gonz posted:Tom Kruse The name is so funny for a few reasons.
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DJExile posted:Red Lobster is running some ad for a shrimp special, and it has a disclaimer of "Prices higher in Hawaii and Times Square" Times Square has been redeveloped into a pedestrian mega-destination which happens to be located in one the most affluent urban areas in the country and you're curious as to why someone might charge more for the restaurant they have located there? To those curious about advertising in Times Square, total coverage of all billboards/signs/displays etc will run you about 6-8 million for a single day. Coincidentally, I hate Times Square.
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May 9, 2012 02:58
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I like it, it's like visiting Blade Runner world.
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Times Square rules. Its like our Shinjuku. Also you should pay more because you're a moron for going to a loving Red Lobster when you're in NYC. Its a tax on being stupid.
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May 9, 2012 03:26
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Times Square gets something like 100k visitors through it daily. It's insane how crowded it gets at times. It's also pretty awesome even if I really hate the midtown vibe.
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Sash! posted:Times Square rules. Its like our Shinjuku. Exactly, unless it's like, 2 in the morning and your hotel is right downstairs and you're drunk as hell, there's no excuse for going to a chain restaurant in New York City.
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Industrial posted:gently caress this commercial for so many reasons: And apparently go to a bar every night of their lives. Which is.....depressing. No matter how many cheap sluts Corona helps him get into bed.
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May 9, 2012 03:49
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The Verizon commercial with the mother/daughter crying now has about 80% less bawling in it, guess they read this thread.
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May 9, 2012 03:57
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"I like guys younger than me and I LOVE guys older than me." This obviously means that the lady on the phone sex line hates the poo poo out of guys the same age as her since she never mentions them.
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Not really a bad commercial, but every time that A&W commercial comes on with the two guys singing, "It takes two, baby!" it makes me look up since the one guy sounds so much like Jack Black.
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N: An interesting commercial that harkens back to much of my childhood during the 80's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAWDA7Xqjz8 V: Too bad Sonic food is absolute garbage.
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Gonz posted:N: An interesting commercial that harkens back to much of my childhood during the 80's. Hahaha that is awesome.
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Gonz posted:N: An interesting commercial that harkens back to much of my childhood during the 80's. Ok, I adore this commercial.
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