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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

flyboi posted:

cool catte

rip page 1337 rip

# ? May 10, 2012 13:40

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:31

Shnooks: Mar 24, 2007; I'M BEING BORN D:

Just saw this on Cute Overload. I think everyone should submit a photo.

http://cuteoverload.com/2012/05/08/help-im-nauseous-presents-so-cute-it-makes-me-sick/

# ? May 10, 2012 14:13

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

flyboi posted:

gizmo. ima tug on your ear hair :kimchi:

# ? May 10, 2012 14:19

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

graph posted:

gizmo. ima tug on your ear hair

# ? May 10, 2012 14:43

minivanmegafun: Jul 27, 2004

oscar, recharging

# ? May 10, 2012 14:53

Chorrax: May 11, 2007

# ? May 10, 2012 15:01

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Chorrax posted:

# ? May 10, 2012 15:15

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Chorrax posted:

# ? May 10, 2012 15:22

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

Lou's just a cat trying to make his way

# ? May 10, 2012 15:28

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

need more lou_meowing.flv

# ? May 10, 2012 15:29

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

graph posted:

need more lou_meowing.mp4

# ? May 10, 2012 15:31

El Gar: Apr 12, 2007; Hey Trophy...

graph posted:

gizmo. ima tug on your ear hair

same

Chorrax posted:

# ? May 10, 2012 15:46

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

trophy_clone_gathering.jpg

# ? May 10, 2012 15:59

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

Chorrax posted:

# ? May 10, 2012 16:18

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

magda status: having an adventure on the fire escape

# ? May 10, 2012 16:53

emdash: Oct 19, 2003; and?

be careful magda :3:

# ? May 10, 2012 17:04

Stay Safe: Sep 1, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

i wonder what stories magda will bring back

# ? May 10, 2012 17:07

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

TheQat posted:

be careful magda

there's a deck like 2' under that windowsill and she is well-supervised, so she's all good

# ? May 10, 2012 17:08

grim`: May 6, 2004; there's no lies to the game of eyes

i, too, have a catte

# ? May 10, 2012 17:42

audio: Dec 8, 2010; scanning for shit posts

# ? May 10, 2012 17:53

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

grim` posted:

cheer you cat up plz

# ? May 10, 2012 17:53

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

grim` posted:

i, too, have a catte

youre a tuff lookin dude

# ? May 10, 2012 17:54

grim`: May 6, 2004; there's no lies to the game of eyes

Cygni posted:

youre a tuff lookin dude

that was my brother 14 years ago, he has big beefy arms now.

a spy catte

# ? May 10, 2012 18:24

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=krrcpWXBaTI

# ? May 10, 2012 18:39

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

yesssss, tank owns

# ? May 10, 2012 18:40

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Radio! posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=krrcpWXBaTI

he's a lot more energetic than he looks like he should be

# ? May 10, 2012 18:41

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

devmd01 posted:

yesssss, tank owns

# ? May 10, 2012 18:42

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

Trig Discipline posted:

he's a lot more energetic than he looks like he should be

yeah, looks like he should just shuffle around aimlessly.

# ? May 10, 2012 18:44

El Gar: Apr 12, 2007; Hey Trophy...

DNova posted:

yeah, looks like he should just shuffle around aimlessly.

wow, project much?

# ? May 10, 2012 18:46

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbDXQWKk_V8

repostin a magda video

# ? May 10, 2012 18:46

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

El Gar posted:

wow, project much?

# ? May 10, 2012 18:47

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Radio! posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=krrcpWXBaTI

lol at the airplane ears at the end

# ? May 10, 2012 19:02

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Chorrax posted:

dats a cool catte :3:

# ? May 10, 2012 20:34

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

Chorrax posted:

your cat has round pupils

# ? May 10, 2012 20:55

Sormus: Jul 24, 2007; PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
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between users

The kittens are suffering from Blur and are impossible to photograph alone

# ? May 10, 2012 20:59

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

new jaguar kittens at San Diego Zoo, first since 1989

# ? May 10, 2012 21:04

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Cygni posted:

new jaguar kittens at San Diego Zoo, first since 1989

those are some goofy-lookin' fuckers

when we went to the wild animal park they had a tiny babby cheetah and it was just about the cutest goddamn thing i ever saw. we literally sat and just stared at it for an hour

like this:

# ? May 10, 2012 21:06

pointers: Sep 4, 2008

flyboi posted:

GIZMO!!!

Anyway, which one of you wrote this:

quote:

A cat of fine character -- an intellectual, a gourmand, an aesthete -- seeks discerning new human.

Oscar is a five-year-old, stoutly formed and inscrutably healthy cat looking for a new home. He has been fixed, has all his shots and is in every way the exact kind of cat you probably want.*

*assuming you like the sounds of Oscar and meet the fairly strict criteria listed below.

To begin: Oscar is not just any cat, he is a cat with character, a cat of many qualities.

Oscar has a literary side -- he's struggled for attention and space on the desk as entire books were written and submitted; he's pleadingly head-butted and distractingly purred his way through most of Samual Beckett's work and even some Shakespeare (which he quite enjoys); and while he is not-fond of most post-modern writers, he finds a tragic allure to David Wallace's melancholic solipsism.

He is fastidious about his appearance. His mane is deluxe, his fur is effetely fluffy and his countenance is nearly always OscarWilde-ish. He is, to be honest, a bit of a dandy.

But he is not solely an aesthete, he also loves sports. He can play table tennis for hours (do not call it ping pong though, because then he will not play) and while he loves billiards, he feels the game has become too commercialized and will only play if the urge is pure.

He is a deep admirer of treats in their many forms. Turkey, chicken, whatever you're having for lunch, salads, most kinds of things that are green, the liquid in your glass (except alcohol, which we explain as being a probable consequence of his father being a calamitously rowdy binge drinker), pizza and most of the unspicy varieties of Asian foods.

He also loves mornings. And it is his determination that you will love his love of mornings. To facilitate this, he will sit on your chest after dawn and purr and butt his head -- gently at first, and thereafter less gently -- into your face until you cuddle him appropriately.

There are some things up with which Oscar will not put. Any derision of the Poles or Polish history or contemporary Polish culture or Polish village life in the mid-20th century will be met with claws and are thus topics to avoid. In general, Oscar prefers that attention be focused on Oscar, which is natural and does not mean to imply that he is high-maintenance but merely that his desire for companionship is fully-formed and vigorous.

Oscar truly does not like Orange cats. Especially Monkey and Viper, the two orange cats he was forced to live with in February when his human decided to move in with another human. Oscar's dislike of Monkey and Viper (and, to be frank, they are kind of bastards) seems to be of the infinite variety, the limitless loathing from which any return is difficult.

And this brings us to our situation.

OK. I was being coy earlier. The truth seems to be this: Oscar truly does not like other cats. At all. He just likes humans.

And so, Oscar needs a new home. But not just any home. Oscar has specifically requested to move to a new house where he doesn't have to deal with other cats. For the first 4.5 years of his life, he lived alone with a woman and was exquisitely happy with this arrangement. A single human would then appear be an ideal new caregiver for Oscar.

Send him an email. Send us an email. Come and visit him. If the chemistry is right, you may proposition him!

He comes with a big bag of his favourite hard food, a bag of treats, his kitty litter box and some litter. (Everything you need, basically).

One serious note: if after you decide to adopt Oscar you determine that things are not working out then you may simply return him. In fact, you must simply return him. Or just send an email and we'll come pick him up.

# ? May 10, 2012 21:33

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its elmer's long lost brother

# ? May 10, 2012 21:34

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Tokin Ring: Jun 12, 2011; ^{Teh boners}

do the jaguar's have large talons

freakin gawrsh

# ? May 10, 2012 21:36

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