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Roundabout Route posted:Seriously, folks, your pharmaceuticals are not sufficiently cold. You must reduce their temperature. Hovered over Knuckles excitedly hoping someone purchased this while I wasn't looking
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It's ok, goons. Come into my TGT simulation zone. All you need to do is pay me some money, and my simulation experts will simulate a new TGT strip for you.
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May 17, 2012 09:00
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So many goony rear end goons, completely unable to  when they need to the most.
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May 17, 2012 09:14
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We've gone this long without a new comic before, right? I'm sure Lazerbot's just been busy, or his internet's down or something. Chill your pill guys.
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May 17, 2012 09:15
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I saw that there was a fuckload of new posts and my heart fluttered with hope like the dove upon the sunset, an update, the miracle of Lazerbot's creation graces the land once again! Then I realized Blizzard ruined everything.
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May 17, 2012 10:23
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It's so obviously Diablo 3, relax dudes. Relax!!
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May 17, 2012 10:38
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Looking at his dA page, you can see some comments telling him that ED is just satire or that it's just a joke. Is "lazerbot quit because ED" really a thing? Where did that bullshit start?
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May 17, 2012 10:51
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Dammit, Lazerbot, you can't let the trolls win.  Fight them! 
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May 17, 2012 11:04
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MadRhetoric posted:Congrats, Goons, you ran something else into the ground. All that's left is for the thread to get really lovely as you tear each other apart for content like wild animals. gently caress you trolls.
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May 17, 2012 12:48
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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reminder that the whole comic can be read at this imgur
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May 17, 2012 15:06
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Believe in Lazerbot. My pills are frozen. My faith is strong.
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May 17, 2012 15:10
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 your pills everyone. He had many more chapters planned out already, and I feel that if they're as bizarre as what's come before, he won't be able to abandon this comic until it's all online. This kind of material is the kind of stuff to drive a man crazy if he keeps it all to himself.
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May 17, 2012 16:56
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Speedboat Jones posted:Looking at his dA page, you can see some comments telling him that ED is just satire or that it's just a joke. Is "lazerbot quit because ED" really a thing? Where did that bullshit start? I'm pretty sure it started right here, since I haven't seen it being discussed elsewhere. It's just classic internet paranoia. No updates, so everybody assumes that LB quit. Why would he quit? Maybe someone's been talking bad about him. Who's been talking bad about him? ED's been talking bad about him. CONCLUSION: ED made lazerbot quit the internet, everybody start mourning. Everyone needs to chill their pills, drat.
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May 17, 2012 16:56
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Since when has there been a chillpill emoticon.
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May 17, 2012 17:14
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Well, that phrase was fun while it lasted.
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May 17, 2012 17:15
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nerdbot posted:Hovered over Knuckles excitedly hoping someone purchased this while I wasn't looking Man, if we could only have one other emoticon from this thread, it would be this one.
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May 17, 2012 17:16
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I'm sure that somebody who despises internet trolls so much that he's made an extensive MS Paint comic about killing a conspiracy of trolls that stretches back to [Pac-Man's childhood in] Medieval Times starring a cast of characters ranging from Bugs Bunny to Silver the Hedgehog to Cheeto Man would disappear from the internet because of trolls.  He's probably just ducking bullets from a gun while Woodstock takes a poo poo and then falls asleep or learning the fine art of hand-to-hand combat from Batman. , etc.
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A Retardet Horse posted:
MadRhetoric posted:Congrats, Goons, you ran something else into the ground.
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That emote has a lot of uses outside of here, though, and doesn't scream "TGT Thread!" Like, if you were in Games and someone was being unreasonable, one could use it in the place of "Friend, it would be to the benefit of everyone if you would kindly calm yourself for the time being." Fake edit: So y'all can just 'bout the .
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May 17, 2012 18:13
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Aramek posted:"Friend, it would be to the benefit of everyone if you would kindly calm yourself for the time being." I kinda want to see this as a scrolling emote, actually.
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May 17, 2012 18:18
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Hey Aramek, how's chapter three coming along?
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Tacostein posted:Hey Aramek, how's chapter three coming along? There's a, uh, different kind of "three" that's been distracting me. 
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May 17, 2012 19:34
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Krinkle posted:It took me way, way too long to realize he wasn't literally saying villains. I think it was when I saw quintessence that I realized he tries to let spellcheck help him. I think quintessence is a malapropism on his part rather than the spellchecker. It's not a common word but it is the name of a class of items in League of Legends which he definitely plays. It was correctly spelled though so that indicates a spellchecker but I doubt even Lazerbot could mangle coincidence enough to get a spellchecker to spit out quintessence. Oh my God I just spent a paragraph analyzing Lazerbot's use of a single word. What is this thread doing to me?
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Tagichatn posted:I think quintessence is a malapropism on his part rather than the spellchecker. It's not a common word but it is the name of a class of items in League of Legends which he definitely plays. It was correctly spelled though so that indicates a spellchecker but I doubt even Lazerbot could mangle coincidence enough to get a spellchecker to spit out quintessence. I just tested it out and the Firefox spell check turns "quinsidense" (which is a phonetic approximation of "coincidence" if for some reason he thought it had a q) into "quintessence."
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Aramek posted:There's a, uh, different kind of "three" that's been distracting me. Threesome or triplet?
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squeegee posted:I just tested it out and the Firefox spell check turns "quinsidense" (which is a phonetic approximation of "coincidence" if for some reason he thought it had a q) into "quintessence." I was about to post that there's no way he'd type a q, that everyone has seen the word 'coincidence' but then I remembered what qomic we were talking about.
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Tagichatn posted:I was about to post that there's no way he'd type a q, that everyone has seen the word 'coincidence' but then I remembered what qomic we were talking about. It does kind of make the same sound so I could see him trying for a "q" if he doesn't remember how to spell the word. I'm pretty sure he is dyslexic or something. squeegee fucked around with this message at 20:27 on May 17, 2012 |
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May 17, 2012 20:16
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Aramek posted:There's a, uh, different kind of "three" that's been distracting me. Same here. Batsard the Witch Doctor was just born in hardcore mode.
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Tacostein posted:hardcore mode. Dumb rear end will learn.
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Not to be pedantic, but it's "dumb rear end will learn ,"  There's a space and a comma after learn!
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Tagichatn posted:I think quintessence is a malapropism on his part rather than the spellchecker. It's not a common word but it is the name of a class of items in League of Legends which he definitely plays. It was correctly spelled though so that indicates a spellchecker but I doubt even Lazerbot could mangle coincidence enough to get a spellchecker to spit out quintessence. 
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notoriousman posted:Maybe he just likes Squeeze. If that were the case, the Neutrals would've bought out half the grocery store for dinner before going out to get drunk.
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Speedboat Jones posted:Not to be pedantic, but it's "dumb rear end will learn ," dumb rear end did learn ,
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Imagine the disturbing depths of blood-soaked horror that lazerbot will dip the next chapter into after he returns from his Diablo III marathon!
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So, I have no idea what the current Diablo storyline entails, but if it's anything like previous, is the world of TGT suddenly going to be assaulted by the three primevals? Or wait, what if they're the ones responsible for the power of the Neutrals? Just as we get to the point in the story when we're supposed to be finding out! :O
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Could someone possibly compile a list of lazerbotisms. There are so many of them now. "Dumbass will learn" "Chill your pill" "thoughs eyes" "gently caress you trolls"
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MustelaFuro posted:Could someone possibly compile a list of lazerbotisms. There are so many of them now. "it is was not a quintessence us meating today"
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"this problem can be solved without any villains" "lead me to them batsards" "for a embreaded donkey i can sure gently caress your mom hard" "they can't troll you if there dead" "man it took along time burring that fat guy" "high shovel" "banana" My personal favorite (besides embreaded donkeys) is probably "you mad. you mad. you look mad. you stupid bitch." but that's mostly because of the music video.
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