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Happy Hat posted:....and the second picture of my GIS was Ah art. Source of the second oldest lie in the book. "Of course you need to take your clothes off, this is for *art*." The first oldest being, "just the tip, I promise."
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"I'll pull out before I cum, promise". Who believes HH only became this way (depraved, filthy) because of GWS? Bueller? Bueller?
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therattle posted:"I'll pull out before I cum, promise". <insert sound of me fighting very hard to keep my mouth shut>
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May 21, 2012 00:13
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Dane posted:<insert sound of me fighting very hard to keep my mouth shut>
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I didn't mean to click on that link above - years on the internet has taught me better. But I hit the wrong button as I was scrolling down and fortunately for me I don't have permission to view that server! Hooray!
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therattle posted:Who believes HH only became this way (depraved, filthy) because of GWS? Bueller? Bueller? I assumed based on my limited personal experience that all Scandinavians are depraved perverts.
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May 21, 2012 03:55
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Mr. Wiggles posted:I didn't mean to click on that link above - years on the internet has taught me better. But I hit the wrong button as I was scrolling down and fortunately for me I don't have permission to view that server! Hooray! (I was expecting menstrual-blood art or something and was very relieved.)
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bombhand posted:Yes, women masturbating under their panties is definitely among the worst imagery the Internet has to offer! Well like I said I couldn't see the image. I'm glad it wasn't something involving words shouted in german.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I assumed based on my limited personal experience that all Scandinavians are depraved perverts.
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therattle posted:And rightly so. Swedes and Norwegians, yeah. We Danes aren't as depraved as they are.
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Dane posted:Swedes and Norwegians, yeah. We Danes aren't as depraved as they are. Speak for yourself, Sonny Boy.
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At an arbitrary definition of 'depraved' we are depraved... Please notice however that I posted a link to an oilpainting of a woman who may have been masturbating, compared to the posting of blumpkins, regaling with stories about hand-puppet like activities, angerfucking at family reunions, involountary smegma release during lap-dances and all the other goddamn awful poo poo you've had me GIS during my stay here - we're positively pastoral. I mean... jesus you guys! The likelyhood that 'high cotton' had meant that someone would stick a used tampon up their urethra while someone shouted at them in German was high, and if that ever happened, the chance of that having been in the states is as near to 100% you can get without eliminating the Germans from the equation. I am not calling you perverts, depraved or any other demeaning words... I rather would like to salute the ingenuity, curiosity and innovation that I have come to connect with being a true American! 
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The more I read Happy Hat, the more I realize his prose shares a lot with the poetry of Walt Whitman. Maybe it's tempo, maybe it's word choice, or some other, undefinable aesthetic thing. Maybe it's the raw, unabashed sexuality that occasionally comes to the fore. There is a wild, creative genius behind his writing that I find quite compelling, and it reminds me very much of one of America's greatest. Happy Hat for Poet Laureate of GWS.
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bartolimu posted:The more I read Happy Hat, the more I realize his prose shares a lot with the poetry of Walt Whitman. Maybe it's tempo, maybe it's word choice, or some other, undefinable aesthetic thing. Maybe it's the raw, unabashed sexuality that occasionally comes to the fore. There is a wild, creative genius behind his writing that I find quite compelling, and it reminds me very much of one of America's greatest. There's just something magical about people for whom English is not their first language, yet they use English without being bashful at all. I love it because it's so rare; it speaks to something wonderful about their character, and I find that it usually infuses their English with a flair that is fantastic. In short, I love you Happy Hat.
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Well like I said I couldn't see the image. I'm glad it wasn't something involving words shouted in german.
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I'm not sure how I would feel if a woman shouted at me in German during sex. Just picturing going at it and all of a sudden  SCHNELL! SCHNELL!
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I'm not sure how I would feel if a woman shouted at me in German during sex.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I'm not sure how I would feel if a woman shouted at me in German during sex.  Sounds like a good time to me
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I'm not sure how I would feel if a woman shouted at me in German during sex. Look at dis guy whose never had sex with a German-shouting woman.
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Delicious Sci Fi posted:Look at dis guy whose never had sex with a German-shouting woman. See, the problem is that I don't speak German. If I can't tell the difference between your safe word and "harder", nobody is leaving happy.
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CzarChasm posted:See, the problem is that I don't speak German. If I can't tell the difference between your safe word and "harder", nobody is leaving happy.
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Oddly enough, my safeword is götterdämmerung.
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Baby I'm about to get my sturm all up in your drang. Man that's sexy.
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safe words are for pussies
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mindphlux posted:safe words are for pussies
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Live a little, get rid of the safeword. See where it takes you.
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Delicious Sci Fi posted:Live a little, get rid of the safeword. See where it takes you. It will probably take you to a bleeding rear end and lots of shame.
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Walk Away posted:It will probably take you to a bleeding rear end and lots of shame. Being made fun of by all the other bottoms for not being able to take it all is pretty shameful.
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The Macaroni posted:I was thinking much the same thing, HA. Wait. It's NOT Adobo? :checks: What the poo poo, it's really not. I thought he was Pinoy or something. Damnit, lack of reading comprehension, Dino. >:( @HH When life isn't a nonstop flurry of "What the poo poo happened to my day, I feel like I just woke up five minutes ago", I'll get the book into the post. It's been a hectic week. Which isn't going to get less so. This weekend, we go to VA to visit my brother, his wife, his 2 kids, my 2nd brother and his son (both flying up from FL) ,and brother's BFFs, who moved from the enormous house across the street to a McMansion about 15 minutes away. Weekend after that is a bridal shower. Weekend after that is Charmmi and Mr. Charmmi times. Then I get to sleep for a bit. dino. fucked around with this message at 03:15 on May 22, 2012 |
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I KNEW IT!! Now I have peer reviewed evidence to back it up! Do you like to pontificate about organic food, your CSA and the evils of big ag? Then you may feel morally superior to others; you may be a jerk. Continuing with Dr. Oz-inspired themes of insufferability and sanctimony, a new study confirms what I’ve anecdotally observed for decades: preaching organic makes you a jerk – and not in the adorable Steve Martin way, more in the self-perceived moral superiority way. A paper published last week in the Journal of Social Psychological & Personality Science found that exposure to organic foods can “harshen moral judgments.” As cited by Time magazine, “There’s a line of research showing that when people can pat themselves on the back for their moral behavior, they can become self-righteous,” the study’s lead author, Dr. Kendall J. Eskine, assistant professor of the psychological sciences department at Loyola University in New Orleans, told NBC’s Today show. Eskine and his team showed research subjects photographs of food, ranging from überorganic fruits and vegetables to fattening brownies and baked goods. He then gauged the primed eaters’ moral fiber with stories that warranted judgment, like one about a lawyer who lurks in an ER to try to persuade patients to sue for their injuries. Reacting to the events on a numbered scale, the organic-food participants were more judgmental than those in the comfort-food category. They were also more reluctant when asked to volunteer time to help strangers, the study found, offering only 13 minutes vs. the brownie eaters’ 24 minutes. It’s like the group had already fulfilled its moral-justice quota by buying organic, so it felt all right slacking off in other ethics-based situations. Eskine labeled it “moral licensing.” “There’s something about being exposed to organic food that made them feel better about themselves,” he told the Today show. “And that made them kind of jerks a little bit, I guess.” The research doesn’t mean much, and I’m probably citing it only because it confirms my worldview, but still, there are a lot of preachers out there. I’ll stick to focusing on food that makes people barf: organic, sustainable, local, dolphin-friendly or otherwise. The abstract is below: Wholesome foods and wholesome morals? Organic foods reduce prosocial behavior and harshen moral judgments may.12 Social Psychological and Personality Science Kendall J. Eskine http://spp.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/05/14/1948550612447114.abstract Abstract Recent research has revealed that specific tastes can influence moral processing, with sweet tastes inducing prosocial behavior and disgusting tastes harshening moral judgments. Do similar effects apply to different food types (comfort foods, organic foods, etc.)? Although organic foods are often marketed with moral terms (e.g., Honest Tea, Purity Life, and Smart Balance), no research to date has investigated the extent to which exposure to organic foods influences moral judgments or behavior. After viewing a few organic foods, comfort foods, or control foods, participants who were exposed to organic foods volunteered significantly less time to help a needy stranger, and they judged moral transgressions significantly harsher than those who viewed nonorganic foods. These results suggest that exposure to organic foods may lead people to affirm their moral identities, which attenuates their desire to be altruistic.
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I only blab about my CSA because it's delicious and fresh, screw justice and moral superiority For those not on my Facebook feed: Saturday dinner was steak, spinach Korean style, grilled asparagus, and chimichurri sauce. All ingredients (except steak and lemon juice) from a farm just up the road. Fridge still full of parsley, collards, mushrooms, green onions, and strawberries. I was pretty much eating the chimichurri sauce with a spoon, it was that fabulous.
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You got a recipe for that chimichurri? My old boss at this cafe I worked at made this amazing chimichurri for special occasions to go on these tiny open face steak sandwiches that was amazing. I have been unable to replicate it.
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I tend to dislike most sorts of proselytizing in general, regardless of subject. Nonsmoking, I'm on a mobile device so I don't feel like clicking through - does that study have organic fruits and vegetables, organic brownies, conventional fruits and vegetables, and conventional brownies? If not, I'm not sure how you can rally compare the results.
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My dinner last night was mostly organic, but not because it was certified - it was just grown that way because we don't use pesticides or any of that stuff (we don't need to.) It didn't make me feel better because of that, though. It just made me feel good because it tasted good. I made a regional style lamb and bean soup. The lamb neck bones and beans were cooked in the crockpot all day with an onion. Close to dinner time I sauteed carrots and sage until the sage got crispy and threw that in the soup, then sauteed up some tomatoes and added those too. Added a bunch of lamb's quarter right at the end so it could wilt in the hot broth, salt and pepper, and then served with shepherder bread and cheap red wine. I know I've said it before, but the mix of Basque/Portuguese/Italian/Mexican immigrant cultures we have in our isolated Eastern Sierra valleys has produces some really, really delicious food.
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I didn't read it but it sounds like they were comparing people's social reactions to a perceived category difference, not trying to prove that organic food had some physical component that made you a douche. I don't think anybody actually ate food, they chose what food they would like to eat from a series of photos. Nosmo if you know of a mirror for the study where it doesn't cost $25 to read it I'd be interested in reading more about it though.
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 Bought these bad boys from the butcher today, they got a county cow in this week. making some fajitas this weekend. I do feel pretty smug about it but local, county beef that's grass fed is better in like a whole bunch of different ways, deliciousness being #1.
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Mr. Wiggles posted:My dinner last night was mostly organic, but not because it was certified - it was just grown that way because we don't use pesticides or any of that stuff (we don't need to.) It didn't make me feel better because of that, though. It just made me feel good because it tasted good.
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bartolimu posted:Don't worry, Mr. Wiggles. I'm sure nobody here would ever accuse you of being sanctimonious or insufferable about anything. Costco? Sam's Club? Smithfield? Tyson? Monoculture agriculture? Ke$ha music? Not to sass, but the guy has hot button issues.
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NosmoKing posted:Costco? Good god, I heard that whoosh all the way in Toronto.
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