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Halalelujah posted:If someone was polite about it, I would probably let them smoke crack in my bathroom just as long as they climb into the tub first.  There's people who don't smoke, and then there's nonsmokers. That guy smoking over there isn't going to give you galloping AIDS. I promise you. Open the window, it'll be fine.
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dino. posted:What's up, tiny apartment buddy. But it smells SO BAD. Yes, it really does. Yes, I can smell you.
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May 25, 2012 02:07
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As a smoker who lives with one of each, I prefer to smoke outside (roof access, Brooklyn represent). Still, some long nights call for a smoke out the kitchen window; empty the ash tray and wash it, and the smell is gone by morning.
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May 25, 2012 02:36
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dino. posted:What's up, tiny apartment buddy. You. You're loving alright.
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May 25, 2012 04:03
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dino. posted:What's up, tiny apartment buddy. I get really bad migraines from cigarette smoke  My opinion is, if you want to put that poo poo in your body, do it outside, I don't want to breathe it in.
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May 25, 2012 04:07
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Vegetable Melange posted:empty the ash tray and wash it, and the smell is gone by morning. This is key right here. I smoke a pipe and sometimes cigars in our house and people are always amazed when I can tell them it's ok to smoke in the house because "it doesn't smell like smoke in here".
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May 25, 2012 04:26
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I smoke my pipe in the house and it makes my house smell good
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May 25, 2012 05:24
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Mr. Wiggles posted:I smoke my pipe in the house and it makes my house smell good Maybe if you're smoking some good weed.
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May 25, 2012 05:34
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Mr. Wiggles posted:I smoke my pipe in the house and it makes my house smell good I use pipe tobacco in my shed to ward off black widows. This has the side effect of making my shed smell like my granddad.
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May 25, 2012 06:01
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I gotta side with the 'don't loving smoke inside' crowd. there have been exactly 4 times in my life where I got drunk as gently caress enough to think it would be a good idea to smoke tobacco inside (ahh, I'll just open the windows, turn on a fan - no problem~~!), and I wanted to kill myself for a week straight after each incident. (mainly because I smoked in the area where I have to work every day, also partly because I was very, very hungover.) cigarette smoke loving lingers forever, stale smoke is like the most disgusting scent ever. maybe cat urine is like the one thing worse, aside from some esoteric bacteria that have to do with extreme cases of rot and decay. weed, meth, dmt, hookah, crack, tea leaves (for your duck breast, of course) - those all get a pass - but son if you fixina light up a cigarette in my house, you better just have smoked my dick or somethin
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May 25, 2012 06:38
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See, I've been turned off letting people smoke indoors due to my dad, who is a complete chain smoker. His old place was almost caked yellow due to smoking a pack an evening indoors. Add in the fact his new wife was a chain smoker too and I quickly developed a distaste for letting others smoke inside. Also apartments around here have it in the lease that you can't smoke indoors anyway. Also gonna pick up some Lemons and limes and make a sorbet. Or maybe Lemon/Orange...
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May 25, 2012 06:46
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Happy Hat posted:Siri is giving me some issues.. Speaking of phones. I've joined the modern age, I've got a Droid X2 now. It pleases me. e - I'm of the 'gently caress smoking' crowd. Not my thing. Mercedes Colomar fucked around with this message at 07:21 on May 25, 2012 |
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May 25, 2012 07:18
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Manuel Calavera posted:e - I'm of the 'gently caress smoking' crowd. Not my thing. hey now smoking is fine just not indoors where there's shitloads of fabric to soak up every last molecule of stale rear end smoke
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May 25, 2012 08:01
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So guys, I've gotten an offer for a pro friteuse (deep frier?) which is of such a size and quality that it can be used to open up my very own grill bar (2 baskets, 8l oil in it), but my wife says I am not allowed to have it, used twice, and I get it 80% off. I have considered sexually starving her (it works for the women, and tears didn't help), or a divorce due to her lack of morals. Last she hindered me in buying a chamber vacuum sealer (because it was the size of a fridge), which means that now I have to reassert my masculinity. Edit: For clarity - the vacuum sealer that she hatefully hindered me in acquirering was weighing in at around 400 pounds, ran on 380volts, and would require a bit of rewirering in the basement kitchen, also to eliminate a kitchen table out there, and storage of preserves would have to go to somewhere else... She is completely unreasonable! Happy Hat fucked around with this message at 08:24 on May 25, 2012 |
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May 25, 2012 08:02
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Smoking inside is gross, but rolling tobacco and American Spirit don't smell NEARLY as bad next day. I'll let people smoke joints with rolling baccy inside, but regular ciggies are expelled.
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May 25, 2012 08:45
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I would have let people smoke in my vacuum chamber..
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May 25, 2012 08:51
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I hope you get your foodtoy Mr. Hat.
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May 25, 2012 09:17
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If my apartment had anything other than a leather couch and cooking stuff I wouldn't smoke in it, but without anything to absorb the smell it goes pretty quick. I still look like I just moved in and it's been 6 months
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May 25, 2012 09:42
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Happy, I know the lot you live on isn't huge, but surely there's room to build a mancave for kitchen toys? "Honey, either I buy it and put it here, or I buy it and put it in a shed in the bottom of the garden and you and our children will never see me again because I'll be busy playing with my toys down there. Do you REALLY want to be responsible for our children growing up without a father?!?!"
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May 25, 2012 10:25
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He needs to dig himself a
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Holy poo poo, a man cave with a huge deep fryer sounds like my personal heaven.
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I have a man-cave (basement) which has been occupied by the kids for different purposes (a dancing room with a disco ball, a creative room where you can draw on the wall and then I have installed one of my friends down there because he left his wife), the only thing left for me is my basement kitchen - which is where I propose to put the fryer... and other awesome stuff! (I just got offered a 30l Varimixer complete with meat grinder and continuous veggie processer for USD 400 too)  (not the one but like this one)The fryer looks kinda like this: 
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May 25, 2012 15:19
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Happy Hat posted:I have a man-cave (basement) which has been occupied by the kids for different purposes (a dancing room with a disco ball, a creative room where you can draw on the wall and then I have installed one of my friends down there because he left his wife), the only thing left for me is my basement kitchen - which is where I propose to put the fryer... and other awesome stuff! Holy poo poo. Man-sized equipment for a man-sized
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May 25, 2012 15:21
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So uh...Happy Hat, are you accepting applications for the job of personal Igor to your basement man cave? Because this Korean knows his way around a deep fryer, can do the insane laugh of doom on command, and has no pesky morality to get in the way of doing whatever is required (my NJ bar admittance is testament to this). I will require only a corner of the basement to sleep in, and meals every so often.
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pnumoman posted:So uh...Happy Hat, are you accepting applications for the job of personal Igor to your basement man cave? Because this Korean knows his way around a deep fryer, can do the insane laugh of doom on command, and has no pesky morality to get in the way of doing whatever is required (my NJ bar admittance is testament to this). I was going to ask if he was accepting applications for wives.
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Walk Away posted:I was going to ask if he was accepting applications for wives. I'm not sexy enough for that job.
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pnumoman posted:I'm not sexy enough for that job. I wouldn't have thought he'd be that discriminating.
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therattle posted:I wouldn't have thought he'd be that discriminating. Have you seen his kids? His wife must look like Freya herself.
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Drink and Fight posted:Have you seen his kids? His wife must look like Freya herself. Mortal eyes cannot behold her beauty without exploding.
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pnumoman posted:Mortal eyes cannot behold her beauty without exploding. That would explain why he's never posted any pictures of her.
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mindphlux posted:hey now Nope, gently caress smoking  . Pipes, cigars, cigarettes at least.  I can put up with, and I like hookahs. That's about the extent of my experience.pnumoman posted:I'm not sexy enough for that job. I am 
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Happy Hat posted:Last she hindered me in buying a chamber vacuum sealer (because it was the size of a fridge), which means that now I have to reassert my masculinity. GOOD LORD WOMAN THIS IS A DEEP FRYER AND AS A MAN I NEED MY FOODS FRIED - DEEPLY! YOU WILL NOT DENY ME THIS DEVICE, NOR WILL YOU DENY ME THE SUCCULENT FLOWER OF YOUR WOMANHOOD FOR I AM A MAN AND I HAVE NEEDS! MY NEEDS ARE FRIED FOOD AND FORNICATION! RAARRGHGHGHGHGH!!!
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May 25, 2012 21:05
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I drunk bought it (I am drunk posting) Also Go Gourd you magnificent bastard, I love you!
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May 25, 2012 21:25
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Happy Hat posted:I drunk bought it (I am drunk posting) So since you're drunk, go ahead and ask you wife about taking on another one. I'll do the dishes every day, promise.
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CuddleChunks posted:MY NEEDS ARE FRIED FOOD AND FORNICATION!
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Yawgmoth posted:As yes, the three Fs. But where does liquor play a part in that? Fermentation, Fried Foods and Fornication?
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:But where does liquor play a part in that? Fermentation, Fried Foods and Fornication?
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After an 18 hour day I am going to sit in my shower drinking beer and praying none of my phones ring. I want to die a little.
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May 26, 2012 00:57
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^^^ Rest up, Halal. Weekend! Collard green dolmathes were ludicriously delicious. I'm never buying grape leaves again.
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Hey The Macaroni. I made that Bisibelebhath today it was awesome, thanks!
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