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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Waffle Ho posted:

She is on Twitter, I imagine they like to stuff her inbox with creepy bullshit.

She has some lovely parents if they are letting her be on Twitter, I can't even imagine the amount of creepy poo poo people send her.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Cmon people, you call yourselves conniseurs of creepy fantasy media and you havent seen this gem?

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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Cmon people, you call yourselves conniseurs of creepy fantasy media and you havent seen this gem?



That's exactly what I was talking about?

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
They let her star in A Game of Rape, for god's sake. I think they're pretty confident in her ability to handle Twitter.

Also that is brilliant.

Wait, somebody showed photoshopped porn of the Weasley brothers to their actors? Or just photoshopped porn? Because, y'know. Internet.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

whowhatwhere posted:

They let her star in A Game of Rape, for god's sake. I think they're pretty confident in her ability to handle Twitter.

Also that is brilliant.

Wait, somebody showed photoshopped porn of the Weasley brothers to their actors? Or just photoshopped porn? Because, y'know. Internet.

Underage girls have stripped for Robert Pattinson after he jokingly told them to.

People are hosed up, man.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

whowhatwhere posted:

They let her star in A Game of Rape, for god's sake.

Exactly, lovely parents.

To be fair to them all child stars parents are poo poo so.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

IRQ posted:

Underage girls have stripped for Robert Pattinson after he jokingly told them to.

People are hosed up, man.

I wasn't expressing surprise at the concept, I was hoping it was true and there was footage of their reaction a la the photo above.

As for the Twilight fans: I'm not going to say that one's necessarily an example of being really hosed up. They're teenagers in front of their pre-eminent lust object; expecting rationality from them is crazy. That said, the whole cast of Twilight deserve their ridiculous wages for dealing with that poo poo.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

whowhatwhere posted:

I wasn't expressing surprise at the concept, I was hoping it was true and there was footage of their reaction a la the photo above.

As for the Twilight fans: I'm not going to say that one's necessarily an example of being really hosed up. They're teenagers in front of their pre-eminent lust object; expecting rationality from them is crazy. That said, the whole cast of Twilight deserve their ridiculous wages for dealing with that poo poo.

I dunno about you, but I've never dropped trou because a girl I was into was around. Well, unless she was into it.

That probably makes me a terrible Wildcard.

Waffle Ho
Jul 29, 2004

What are they complaining about today? Fucking shithole of a city. Whining bastards, bitching about the trash or the crime or this or that.

whowhatwhere posted:

As for the Twilight fans: I'm not going to say that one's necessarily an example of being really hosed up. They're teenagers in front of their pre-eminent lust object; expecting rationality from them is crazy. That said, the whole cast of Twilight deserve their ridiculous wages for dealing with that poo poo.

I actually have a lot of respect for Pattinson, not only does he admit that he only does Twilight for the money but he openly mocks both his fans and Stephenie Meyer. I know in some interview he referred to it as her creepy housewife fantasy (maybe not in those exact words, but that was the gist of it).

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Waffle Ho posted:

I actually have a lot of respect for Pattinson, not only does he admit that he only does Twilight for the money but he openly mocks both his fans and Stephenie Meyer. I know in some interview he referred to it as her creepy housewife fantasy (maybe not in those exact words, but that was the gist of it).

Yeah, dude is pretty awesome. He's only in it for the money, has open and unbridled contempt for the material, the fans, and the author, and you know what, live the dream, Pattinson, live the dream. But hire a bodyguard.

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene


It's how I think about IRQ.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I can't stop listening to Rains of Castamere. The first time I heard it, it sounded terribly flat, but then you realize that it's sung that way on purpose. This is a goddamn serious warning in song to not screw with the Lannisters.

The show is loving with all my preconceived feelings about the characters. I hated Stannis in the book, now I love him. I despised Theon, now he's one of my favorites. I actually skipped a few Sansa chapters and now I enjoy the hell out of her scenes. I wanted the Lannisters to lose...now I sort of want them to win. And Cersei can get as drunk as she wants, she's more fun that way!

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

Azure_Horizon posted:



It's how I think about IRQ.

Is IRQ what GRRM is eating?


IRQ posted:

I dunno about you, but I've never dropped trou because a girl I was into was around. Well, unless she was into it.

That probably makes me a terrible Wildcard.

Girl you were into != pre-eminent lust object, since she would be a person and not some idol to be projected on. Closest analogy for moments like that I can think of is Charismatics who've worked themselves up into a frenzy right before speaking in tongues. Those people are perfectly fine outside those circumstances, but when in them they're just not rational at all.

e: My favorite parts of Blackwater in the books was Cersei being drunken Queen Bitch to everyone and everything. It was just so unexpected to keep returning to her ripping into everyone when there was a gigantic battle to focus on.

whowhatwhere fucked around with this message at 02:56 on May 30, 2012

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Azure_Horizon posted:



It's how I think about IRQ.

Not cool man, not cool. We've had our disagreements, but that's low.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!
The show may have denied the San/San fans, but all is forgiven, for it also opened the door to the new and unprecedented idea of Arya/Tywin :getin:

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Kylaer posted:

The show may have denied the San/San fans, but all is forgiven, for it also opened the door to the new and unprecedented idea of Arya/Tywin :getin:
And of course the wonderful Bronn/Hound from last episode.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

IRQ posted:

That's exactly what I was talking about?

Well then you can understand my shock at all these other japes

Waffle Ho
Jul 29, 2004

What are they complaining about today? Fucking shithole of a city. Whining bastards, bitching about the trash or the crime or this or that.

Urdnot Fire posted:

And of course the wonderful Bronn/Hound from last episode.

I weep for the bromance that will never be. What cutesy portmanteau couple name would they have? Bround?

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Brounnd? (Gotta get both Ns in there)

Brondor?


RAYMOND E FEIST'S BRONDOR THE BETRAYAL

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

IRQ posted:

Not cool man, not cool. We've had our disagreements, but that's low.

If its any consolation, I picture all of us, including myself, as the disposed catheters that vacuumed out GRRM's shitpenis.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Hronn.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

I'd watch a show with them as the stars. Call it Men Without Honor.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Two, and a Half-Man is the obvious choice for an ASoIaF sitcom. Sandor is the weepy chiropractor.

Waffle Ho
Jul 29, 2004

What are they complaining about today? Fucking shithole of a city. Whining bastards, bitching about the trash or the crime or this or that.

Urdnot Fire posted:

I'd watch a show with them as the stars. Call it Men Without Honor.

They're missing out on a goldmine not making special webisodes for this series. I'm still waiting on the Frasier-esque spinoff with Littlefinger and Varys.

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum

Tony Danza Claus posted:

If its any consolation, I picture all of us, including myself, as the disposed catheters that vacuumed out GRRM's shitpenis.

That's not how you spell steel wool Q-tip.

Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Azure_Horizon posted:



It's how I think about IRQ.

Me making scat noises and/or reading A Dance with Dragons

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Urdnot Fire posted:

Call it Men Without Hodor.

Arrrthritis
May 31, 2007

I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from

Waffle Ho posted:

They're missing out on a goldmine not making special webisodes for this series. I'm still waiting on the Frasier-esque spinoff with Littlefinger and Varys.

Baby I hear the birds a'callin
White Walkers and Dragon Eggs.
(Mercy)
And if I seem a bit confused
Yeah maybe, but I've got you played.

But I don't know what to do with those White Walkers and Dragon Eggs.

They're comin' again.

White Walkers all over the place. What is a eunuch to do?

e: Meanwhile Littlefinger gets this for his theme song.

Arrrthritis fucked around with this message at 07:55 on May 30, 2012

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

IRQ posted:

Not cool man, not cool. We've had our disagreements, but that's low.

Go eat a lamprey pie.

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Two, and a Half-Man is the obvious choice for an ASoIaF sitcom. Sandor is the weepy chiropractor.

I might photoshop this later because I'm bored; till then have some Barry the Bold.

"A hall to die in, and men to bury me."

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Cmon people, you call yourselves conniseurs of creepy fantasy media and you havent seen this gem?



Well that brings me back to 2002 or whenever it was. I hadn't planned on Googling it but thanks.

Duel
Jan 27, 2005


http://www.amazon.com/Feast-Ice-Fire-Official-Companion/dp/0345534492/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338328748&sr=8-1

From the spoiler thread but ~The Cookbook~ is out

Duel fucked around with this message at 12:23 on May 30, 2012

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Does it have a recipe for Frey Pie?

The Mutato
Feb 23, 2011

Neil deGrasse Highson

Octy posted:

Does it have a recipe for Frey Pie?

1. invite guests over

2. murder

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
They weren't his guests anymore, he gave them parting gifts!

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Four and twenty Walders baked into a pie.

Heh.

thornghost
Oct 11, 2010

I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.

I'm pretty disappointed no one has mentioned the completely full puke barrel yet. That was GRRMy to the core.

But on serious discussion, I kind of watched this episode as something approaching "canon" since GRRM wrote it. I found it interesting that Varys would say that he could think of nothing worse than a follower of R'hllor on the Iron Throne. I'd always assumed he would be a secret fan of R'hllor since he is so Targ-focused and the Targs and R'hllor seem connected.

Not a Twat
Oct 11, 2010

Oops you almost got away without your Diddy

thornghost posted:

I'm pretty disappointed no one has mentioned the completely full puke barrel yet. That was GRRMy to the core.

But on serious discussion, I kind of watched this episode as something approaching "canon" since GRRM wrote it. I found it interesting that Varys would say that he could think of nothing worse than a follower of R'hllor on the Iron Throne. I'd always assumed he would be a secret fan of R'hllor since he is so Targ-focused and the Targs and R'hllor seem connected.

They are? I know Melisandre is obsessed with waking stone dragons, but I don't remember any of the Targ characters being aware of the Red God. Weren't they followers of the Seven?

Rurik
Mar 5, 2010

Thief
Warrior
Gladiator
Grand Prince
You'd be also against those dudes in power who cut off your manhood as a child and fed it to the goats red god.

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thornghost
Oct 11, 2010

I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.

Not a Twat posted:

They are? I know Melisandre is obsessed with waking stone dragons, but I don't remember any of the Targ characters being aware of the Red God. Weren't they followers of the Seven?

I guess not connected so much in a god/worshipper kind of way as much as some weird magical way. Dany's dragons being born seemed to be catalyst that gave the red priests their powers and since the dragons are so obviously fire-aligned and so is R'hllor, the connection isn't that hard to make. They'll probably end up fighting on the same side (against the ice god of the Others) whether they recognize the connection or not.

I assumed Varys would recognize this and put his own personal crap about getting his shitdick cut off away.

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