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Brocktoon posted:Did anyone watch Jon Hein's Fast Food Mania show? I'm thinking of taping it tonight, but I also don't want to get angry watching that doof go to all these awesome places and order a plain hamburger... That show can't be good. I refuse to accept a world where watching a diabetic man eat plain food is good. It's like Diners Drive-ins and Dives, but Hein is at least a better human being than Guy. Then again a bag of poo poo with googly eyes is a better human being than Guy Fieri.
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AxeManiac posted:That show can't be good. I refuse to accept a world where watching a diabetic man eat plain food is good. It's like Diners Drive-ins and Dives, but Hein is at least a better human being than Guy. Then again a bag of poo poo with googly eyes is a better human being than Guy Fieri. nm
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Jun 6, 2012 17:37
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AxeManiac posted:That show can't be good. I refuse to accept a world where watching a diabetic man eat plain food is good. It's like Diners Drive-ins and Dives, but Hein is at least a better human being than Guy. Then again a bag of poo poo with googly eyes is a better human being than Guy Fieri. "Let's visit this unusual burger joint and see what kinds of fascinating burgers they create!" "I'll have a plain hamburger, please." Sounds like spellbinding television.
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Jun 6, 2012 17:40
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-Atom- posted:This is exactly why I only go to the movies in the early afternoon on weekdays Outside of a handful of times where I didn't have a choice, this is my preferred time as well. M-W at around 4-5 is usually perfect. Tickets are like $5.50, theater is never packed and there's rarely any children because mom and dad aren't home yet from work. Of course, I think it works so well because that's the plan we all have for avoiding packed theaters and children and so we all have a silent agreement not to annoy each other since we came at that particular time for the same reason.
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Jun 6, 2012 17:40
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prefect posted:"Let's visit this unusual burger joint and see what kinds of fascinating burgers they create!" ...and a glass of water on the side fer dippin'!
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Jun 6, 2012 17:42
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I thought his show would be about him going to Burger King stores in different states or something. Kinda like the people that go on vacation to a city 800 miles away and still want Applebees for dinner.
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Jun 6, 2012 17:43
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Bonzo posted:I thought his show would be about him going to Burger King stores in different states or something. You just don't know Jon Hein. The man hates Burger King!
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Jun 6, 2012 17:49
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Descriptions of the first two episodes that air tonight on "Destination America" (whatever that channel is):destinationamerica.tumblr.com posted:Cult Favorites Sounds more like a shittier version of Unwrapped than Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.
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Jun 6, 2012 17:51
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Sand Monster posted:You just don't know Jon Hein. The man hates Burger King! I love it when Howard has him list his grievances with Burger King. Their food really is garbage, but he gets down to things like the restaurants being ugly.
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Jun 6, 2012 18:46
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I love it when Howard has him list his grievances with Burger King. Their food really is garbage, but he gets down to things like the restaurants being ugly. He also thinks that The King is a stupid mascot.
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Jun 6, 2012 18:51
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I love it when Howard has him list his grievances with Burger King. Their food really is garbage, but he gets down to things like the restaurants being ugly. I'm going to give this one to him. I've walked about to fast food places before after seeing either staff or patrons that were so overweight and hideous looking that I felt guilty about wanting fries and burger
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Jun 6, 2012 19:03
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Ugh, there are no super models in this burger joint, I can't eat here.
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Jun 6, 2012 20:14
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AxeManiac posted:Ugh, there are no other NAMBLA members in this burger joint, I can't eat here. Thanks to Jon Hein for the donation.
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Jun 6, 2012 20:22
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Thanks to Jon Hein for the donation. One of the funniest things Sal ever did was coin the name "Jon 'The Boy-Toucher' Hein".
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Jun 6, 2012 20:38
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If Jon Hein is on the road, who will read all of his daughters' MSN conversations?
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Jun 6, 2012 20:46
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Brocktoon posted:Descriptions of the first two episodes that air tonight on "Destination America" (whatever that channel is): My brain is now fixated on an A1 Thick and Hearty from Whataburger. I would totally drive 100 miles for one of those right now
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Jun 6, 2012 21:18
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I just listened to the wrap up show after Howard talked to Lisa about her Sweet and Meet. Holy cow, that woman is on another planet. The entitlement is staggering. She kept saying "I'm not a promoter" and "what else am I supposed to do?" How about nothing you worthless joke of a cat lady. That's much better than squeezing money out of suckers. Then to top it off she was like "If you all are going to 'gang bang' me I'm leaving" when everyone told her how stupid and lovely and slimy it is what she is doing. Hahahah, holy poo poo, bring the holy fire down on her Howard, you stopped people for doing literal things before (like Sal and Richard making a CD) but you let her rip people off and be this drat lovely about it? Madness.
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Jun 7, 2012 00:33
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^^ True, but Lisa's thing is 100% guaranteed to be a harrible train wreck, no matter what, whereas Sal and Richard's CD would have been successful. As of this morning, Sam Simon has finally completed his metamorphosis into a true Whack Packer. Granted, he is the wealthiest Whack Packer of all time, but still.
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Jun 7, 2012 01:57
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AxeManiac posted:Holy cow, that woman is on another planet. The entitlement is staggering. She kept saying "I'm not a promoter" and "what else am I supposed to do?" There's not enough poo poo they can give her for this stunt. If she really just wanted to meet women and chat with them, couldn't she say "I'm going to be at a Starbucks on this date, come grab some coffee and we'll have a fun time"? It's maddening, but goddamn them piling on her is great.
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Jun 7, 2012 01:57
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musclecoder posted:There's not enough poo poo they can give her for this stunt. If she really just wanted to meet women and chat with them, couldn't she say "I'm going to be at a Starbucks on this date, come grab some coffee and we'll have a fun time"? There's a Starbucks in midtown by Penn Station that is the size of an Old Navy (well, maybe not that big) that would easily fit her party. There are couches there and plenty of comfy chairs. She could easily have informally held this there.
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Jun 7, 2012 02:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFvxBee33s Worse than 9/11 and Osama Bin Laden - Sam Simon.
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Jarthus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFvxBee33s "The unboxing" is seriously the stuff of nightmares. Also, 4 loving pieces? What a fatass. And you can fondle the colonel's skillet all you want, but I guarantee KFC is *nothing* like it was back then. I'm pretty sure the "11 herbs and spices" are "salt and MSG".
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Jun 7, 2012 03:17
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The colonel is looking a little healthier in that screen shot
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Jun 7, 2012 03:24
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Jon Hein is a horrible mutant and no one should ever defend him against a co-creator of The Simpsons in any argument
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Jun 7, 2012 03:43
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Vakal posted:
This incident makes me think Sal is actually a lovely human being, who's he trying to impress? He already has a wife & kids. There won't be any weekend gig/appearance payments, once Howard retires from radio in the coming years. He should be saving while he can, at least for his family.
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Jun 7, 2012 04:41
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Is there an updated ETM megapack? I stopped listening a couple years ago and just started listening again over the last couple months. My friend mentioned Eric came back a while ago and I was hoping to catch up on all his calls in the past couple years.
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Jun 7, 2012 05:24
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So is Lisa G's thing still happening? I've got to know who would actually sign up for such a thing.
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Sasquatch! posted:So is Lisa G's thing still happening? I've got to know who would actually sign up for such a thing. Hey, ten percent of the net profits will be donated to charity. (Very classy, Lisa G. Not ten percent of the gross.  )
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Sasquatch! posted:So is Lisa G's thing still happening? I've got to know who would actually sign up for such a thing. 30 tickets still not sold out from what I gathered on the 6/5 show but who knows with her
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Shes Not Impressed posted:30 tickets still not sold out from what I gathered on the 6/5 show but who knows with her She is probably making her cats buy tickets.
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prefect posted:Hey, ten percent of the net profits will be donated to charity. Is there any way anyone who buys a ticket can even hold her accountable to this? My guess is she pockets all the cash.
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qbert posted:Is there any way anyone who buys a ticket can even hold her accountable to this? My guess is she pockets all the cash. Report her to the IRS.
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qbert posted:Is there any way anyone who buys a ticket can even hold her accountable to this? My guess is she pockets all the cash. Did Shuli ever have to open his books for Scott the Engineer?  Edit: this article about Debbie Schlussel has got me jonesing for some Artie-goofing-on-Debbie shows.  Here's one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q4ora3ZSZE prefect fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Jun 7, 2012 |
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Jarthus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFvxBee33s Wow he is so awkward on camera. I cant imagine a show wanting him to be the on camera host. He'd be much better as a voice over guy or something like that. Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds after a conviction for child pornography isnt a smart choice. Also could someone explain the Sal picture and this Lisa G thing? I havent listened and I'm dying to know.
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ch3cooh posted:My brain is now fixated on an A1 Thick and Hearty from Whataburger. I would totally drive 100 miles for one of those right now had one last night, it was awesome.
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Ransom posted:Wow he is so awkward on camera. I cant imagine a show wanting him to be the on camera host. He'd be much better as a voice over guy or something like that. Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds after a conviction for child pornography isnt a smart choice. Sal spent a fortune on caps for his teeth. Lisa G is holding a "sweet and greet". For $100 fans can come meet her and eat cookies. Here's some more clips of Jon Hein's show on YouTube. Seriously, the disparity between the voice-over and the live segments is just staggering. He's so awkward and his attempts at jokes are pathetic. He's certainly no Adam Richmond. He's not even Guy Fieri. Not to mention the fact that the whole concept of the show is dumb. I mean, regional places like Shake Shack, Whataburger and Chick-Fil-A (dude, CFA is so loving awesome) make sense to feature, but who the poo poo gives a gently caress about Domino's pizza? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSYlFMylrWI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AYcYty2Dmg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0iArCvSvkw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc12h8F1-Ts There's plenty more on the Destination America youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/destinationamerica (Also, nice grammatical error in the Domino's clip...) Brocktoon fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Jun 7, 2012 |
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ziglol posted:This incident makes me think Sal is actually a lovely human being, who's he trying to impress? He already has a wife & kids. Sal's wife would just spend it anyway. If Sal dared to put any of it away she'd torture him to get it. God forbid if he actually hit it in a secret account or anything.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVAJVNeIetU HAHAHAHA, look how terrified that woman is when he gets in her car. Don't worry lady, he only touches kids. I'm seriously fascinated by this train-wreck of a show.
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prefect posted:Did Shuli ever have to open his books for Scott the Engineer? I'm not sure, but I just heard a H100 news report that Scott's last block party paycheck bounced.
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Brocktoon posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVAJVNeIetU Holy poo poo. "John's Law" sounds like it will be the name of some Federal anti kidnapping/child porn bill.
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