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I always liked the change in George's tone during this conversation Kramer: You're wasting your life. George: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life. Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job? George: No. Kramer: You got money? George: No. Kramer: Do you have a woman? George: No. Kramer: Do you have any prospects? George: No. Kramer: You got anything on the horizon? George: Uh, no. Kramer: Do you have any action at all? George: No. Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning? George: I like to get the Daily News.
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Ehud posted:I always liked the change in George's tone during this conversation I'm George irl. What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home! e: As a self-hating individual, I managed to find a Seinfeld-Arthur (yes the PBS kids show) crossover fanfiction on fanfiction.net 
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Just reminding everyone to follow @SeinfeldStories on Twitter. @SeinfeldStories posted:Jerry sees Franz Kafka's obituary in the paper. George is executed for a crime he didn't commit. Kramer awakes transformed into a giant bug.
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Jun 3, 2012 23:10
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Recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine. Oh, just this woman...she got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion 
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Jun 5, 2012 16:55
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The same thing happened to my friend Bob Sacamano.
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Jun 5, 2012 21:18
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potee posted:The same thing happened to my friend Bob Sacamano. I thought he was Kramer's friend?
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myron cope posted:I heard Witchy Woman on the radio on my way home from work. If Desperado isn't one of the first couple things you think of when you hear that (the first thing I thought of was Jerry's "oh, witch-ay woman") then I don't even know what Oye como va?
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George: So Carrie, you and Susan are cousins, so your baby daughter is going to be Susan's second cousin ... so what does that make me? Carrie: That doesn't make you anything George: So legally, I could marry your daughter! 
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complicated shoes posted:I thought he was Kramer's friend? Well my friend Jay Reimenschneider eats horse all the time!
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Jun 6, 2012 17:41
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If this is correct, press 1... *beep* ...Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?
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Jun 6, 2012 20:01
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Kull the Conqueror posted:If this is correct, press 1... I like how they portrayed the proprietor of "MovieFone" as a violent thug hellbent on destroying anyone who infringes on his business.
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haljordan posted:I like how they portrayed the proprietor of "MovieFone" as a violent thug hellbent on destroying anyone who infringes on his business. Hello! I know you're in there. Cosmo. Kramer. You've been stealing. My business.
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Jun 6, 2012 20:21
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Couchgrass AND crampbark? You know I think that's what killed Curly.
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[In honor of his grandson being drafted by the Nationals]  Wear some more lipstick
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I told him I was gonna mess him up! I told him I didn't take his Chuckle. I don't eat that gooey crap!
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complicated shoes posted:I thought he was Kramer's friend? How come I never see any of these friends of yours? They wanna know why they never see you!
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So you're having sex and then all of a sudden you just blurt out: "I'm giving you a raise!"??  Yeah.  Quick sidebar here.. are you in any way authorized to give raises? Not that I'm aware of.
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Relayer posted:So you're having sex and then all of a sudden you just blurt out: "I'm giving you a raise!"?? So you're just hiring people? That's your job now?
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OK, I'm telling you right now that if you're kidding around here, I'm not going to be able to be friends with you anymore. If this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game, we're finished!
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Jun 8, 2012 18:41
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This is incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fws9ENCSheU
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Jun 8, 2012 21:17
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These eggs are disgusting. This chicken should be ashamed of himself.
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Jun 8, 2012 21:42
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Just a salad.... just a salad.... just a salad....
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Jun 9, 2012 00:42
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You had to have the BIIIIIIIG salad!
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WoG posted:OK, I'm telling you right now that if you're kidding around here, I'm not going to be able to be friends with you anymore. But I'm not, a marine biologist. ..Yes I know that.
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I'm just saying I want to have fun.
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I know I'm not the only one who posts this on fb for friends' birthdays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynmLdLwlgLI
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Jun 11, 2012 08:27
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Which episode has the bit about George telling the woman that he was Batman and had just seen the Bat Signal so that he wouldn't have to take a dump at her place? I can't find the full exchange on Google.
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Jun 11, 2012 09:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpmZZzSpmlU
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I told her I had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour.
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I was out for five minutes before, I couldn't feel my extremities.
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Max22 posted:This is incredible: Yes, it is. I can't tell what's funnier, the real Milos' completely unenthused reading of the line or how tickled the anchor is that he actually said it.
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Ehud posted:I was out for five minutes before, I couldn't feel my extremities. What extremities?
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Criminal Minded posted:I know I'm not the only one who posts this on fb for friends' birthdays:
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I have a humble .gif request: Can someone get me the shot from "The Airport" where the guy in the shuttle is driving away from Elaine and Jerry and says "Sorry...hahahahaha!"
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What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two: "It's gonna be rough" and "Frankly it sounds made-up!"
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My frequent use of "That's a shame." has already caused me to appear pretty callous about some really serious things. Not gonna stop using it though because it's hilarious. E: Still waiting for that frantic phone call to use "Who is this?"
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Ishamael posted:What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two:
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Breathtaking
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Ishamael posted:What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I tend to overuse these two: "Why must there always be a problem?!"
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