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Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

That loving Sned posted:

I've had MGS4 since it came out, but I never bothered to try the online mode due to that Konami ID system. It looked quite good, going by the videos Chip Cheezum made.

It wasn't that bad at all except for one terrible, terrible, terrible thing that utterly killed it: invincibility frames. After every shot you became invincible for about half a second, so it made automatic weaponry utterly useless, made the rifles overpowered and headshots were instant kill. So about a month in you had the real dedicated people turning quick corners and getting headshots against an entire team.

If you played with friends or one of the more esoteric modes, it wasn't that bad but flying solo was horrible.

The best moment I had in that was when I was Johnny and ending up making GBS threads myself which then stunned all my teammates who where then killed by sniper fire. We all laughed hard at that.

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Jun 22, 2004

Cartoon Man posted:

Metal Gear Online is being turned off tomorrow for the two of you who still play it.
http://www.joystiq.com/2012/06/11/psa-metal-gear-online-goes-offline-tomorrow-say-goodbye-today/

Bye bye Metal Gear Online, I still loved you, even if everyone else gave up in frustration because none of it was fun.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Trying to play this free Warhammer Space Marines game from the PS+ deal and I realized why nerds love this poo poo: because its loving retarded. What kind of sci fi futuristic universe has guys with british accents dressed up in jousting armor fighting the guys from Lord of the Rings? "Oi I just sliced a wee Ork nob milord" this game could actually be a decent Gears of War ripoff if it werent completely lame and stupid

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

Several of the DLC packs added new characters to play as, such as Raiden and Vamp. Does anyone know how they played like?

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Metal Gear Online was scientifically designed to let players be the coolest motherfuckers in videogames. Unfortunately, all of that coolness comes at the expense of other player's fun. If you aren't the guy who knows how to work the mechanics to your advantage you are probably going to have a lovely time, and if you haven't been playing obsessively since launch, you are not that guy.

I love MGO, but I fully acknowledge its probably not a very good game if only a quarter of people in any given game are actually having fun.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
I didn't get to try MGO on PS3 because the poo poo would never load for me and then download updates. I wanted to give it a shot, but it would constantly refuse me, so I just gave up. It's a shame too, since I really wanted to be given the chance to play as Meryl, Raiden, and Johnny.

And then there was Portable Ops, which was kind of fun until I realized how easily my characters could die. ...And then stay dead. Not really sure how that whole mechanic was supposed to be fun.

The online that came with MGS3 Subsistence was absolutely fantastic though. I loved that entirely and would pay Konami to put a version of that on PSN. :allears:

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I never got through GOW3 so that Omega Pack might be pretty neat, but I feel the dumb statue is going to price it ridiculously high. $40 for all (5)? games would be awesome.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

MGO is a great idea until you realize Konami kept the same awful hit detection of single player MGS. So you unload half a clip from an assault rifle at a guy at point blank and only 3 bullets actually hit him as he has to do his little "OW!" animation. This is why everyone wound up playing the game with sniper rifles for the bigger one hit damage.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The thing about getting bonuses in Infamous 2 based off of your Infamous 1 trophies turned out to be a lie and I think that's why people are still confused about it. Sucker Punch said -- pretty much up until right before the game came out -- that the bonuses were based off of your Infamous 1 trophies. Then when the game came out and people were confused as to why they weren't getting the bonuses, Sucker Punch basically said, "By 'trophies' we meant 'completed game save,'" which a lot of people no longer had (I didn't have my old save data because my old PS3 died, and it seemed like a lot of people were in the same boat). The rewards were terrible anyway; it was something like one extra blast core and a few extra experience points. It'd save you maybe five minutes of time.

...! fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jun 12, 2012

RichterIX
Apr 11, 2003

Sorrowful be the heart

Chemtrail Clem posted:

Trying to play this free Warhammer Space Marines game from the PS+ deal and I realized why nerds love this poo poo: because its loving retarded. What kind of sci fi futuristic universe has guys with british accents dressed up in jousting armor fighting the guys from Lord of the Rings? "Oi I just sliced a wee Ork nob milord" this game could actually be a decent Gears of War ripoff if it werent completely lame and stupid

Now I kind of want to download this just to see, it sounds dumb as poo poo.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

It's a really, really good action game. The pacing is bad though.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

I know nothing about Warhammer and the setting and story are really dumb, but it's a lot of fun to play. And the main character is voiced by Mark Strong which is nothing but a good thing.

Green Puddin
Mar 30, 2008

Policenaut posted:

Well poo poo, and I even own the Blu-ray version of it :(

Look on the bright side; you now have a very pretty coaster :)

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Stare-Out posted:

I know nothing about Warhammer and the setting and story are really dumb, but it's a lot of fun to play. And the main character is voiced by Mark Strong which is nothing but a good thing.

Mark Strong? Really? I didn't even notice that! Yeah, the game is just mindless square square square triangle plus some shooting sections, but it's still a fun action game. Even better now that it's free.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Vincent posted:

Mark Strong? Really? I didn't even notice that! Yeah, the game is just mindless square square square triangle plus some shooting sections, but it's still a fun action game. Even better now that it's free.
His voice kept bugging me for a good while before I hit IMDB and sure enough it was Mark Strong. Despite the awful dialogue it's kind of awesome to hear him talk about Ultramarines and Orks and poo poo. And yeah, for a free game it really is a great little timewaster.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Harlock posted:

I never got through GOW3 so that Omega Pack might be pretty neat, but I feel the dumb statue is going to price it ridiculously high. $40 for all (5)? games would be awesome.

Seems strange that it is unrelated to Ascension.

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

RIP MGS Online, I played you for a bit then gave up. You had to grind EVERY skill. You could grind box skill. You would join a game where everyone was wearing a box and running around. Weird game.

Aphrodite posted:

Teenagers actually do talk that way though, so it's not disconnected.

What teenagers, people I work with say "Lol" and "OMG" out loud.

THE AWESOME GHOST fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Jun 12, 2012

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

What teenagers, people I work with say "Lol" and "OMG" out loud.
Yeah my last job had someone like that, drove me crazy. And I'm someone who works pretty hard to avoid getting pissed off at the way other people talk.

SolidRed
Jan 23, 2008
and if you didn't know.... NOW YOU KNOW - Christian Cage

Samurai Sanders posted:

Yeah my last job had someone like that, drove me crazy. And I'm someone who works pretty hard to avoid getting pissed off at the way other people talk.

Clearly you don't try that hard.

Mustach
Mar 2, 2003

In this long line, there's been some real strange genes. You've got 'em all, with some extras thrown in.

Gaseous Snake posted:

Dude you're awesome. I've never been able to catch the drat thing and now I may finally do it.
Note that later in the game it'll leave your inventory and you have to get it again once you get your clothes back. It's easier the second time, because you can see it on the ground outside.

Neon Knight
Jan 14, 2009
I played 2 matches of MGS Online. One went rather well. The other I got griefed by a teammate. At the start of the match he put me in a sleeper hold, carrier me into the line of fire, choked me to sleep and then placed a Playboy magazine by my body. When I eventually woke up I couldn't help but stay on the ground looking at the playboy and kicking my feet behind me like an idiot, all while being shot at. You won MGSO, you made me realize what all the guards I torment in single player MGS games would feel like if they were real.

Dr Snofeld
Apr 30, 2009

RichterIX posted:

Now I kind of want to download this just to see, it sounds dumb as poo poo.

The Warhammer 40k fiction is ridiculous and people who take it seriously, rather than as an excuse to bolt chainsaws on as many things as possible, are chumps. Chainsaw guns? Please. 40k has had chainswords, chainknives, chainaxes and chainfists (that's massive power fists with little chainsaws on the bottom) for decades.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
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Neon Knight posted:

I played 2 matches of MGS Online. One went rather well. The other I got griefed by a teammate. At the start of the match he put me in a sleeper hold, carrier me into the line of fire, choked me to sleep and then placed a Playboy magazine by my body. When I eventually woke up I couldn't help but stay on the ground looking at the playboy and kicking my feet behind me like an idiot, all while being shot at. You won MGSO, you made me realize what all the guards I torment in single player MGS games would feel like if they were real.

I love stories like this. I never played that game, but I feel like I got a glimpse of genius while reading this post. Someone out there created art through playing videogames, and you were their canvas. Well played, whoever you were.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Neon Knight posted:

I played 2 matches of MGS Online. One went rather well. The other I got griefed by a teammate. At the start of the match he put me in a sleeper hold, carrier me into the line of fire, choked me to sleep and then placed a Playboy magazine by my body. When I eventually woke up I couldn't help but stay on the ground looking at the playboy and kicking my feet behind me like an idiot, all while being shot at. You won MGSO, you made me realize what all the guards I torment in single player MGS games would feel like if they were real.

This is beautiful. :allears: Also go crosspost this in the griefing thread, because I don't think anyone's mentioned MGS Online yet.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
So im having fun so far flying around causing chaos in JC2 but have yet to unlock anything else after the Unwar Boys takeover of the power plant and explosives seem to be few and far between. Is there something im missing? I really want triggered explosives and im guessing the primary way of getting those is unlocking in the black market?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

the_american_dream posted:

So im having fun so far flying around causing chaos in JC2 but have yet to unlock anything else after the Unwar Boys takeover of the power plant and explosives seem to be few and far between. Is there something im missing? I really want triggered explosives and im guessing the primary way of getting those is unlocking in the black market?
You don't have the option to do the other two factions' first stronghold missions?

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

Samurai Sanders posted:

You don't have the option to do the other two factions' first stronghold missions?

I didnt see them... are they on the same island as the unwar faction?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

the_american_dream posted:

I didnt see them... are they on the same island as the unwar faction?
No, they're all in different parts of Panau. Why would three rival factions trying to take over the country all be clustered next to each other?

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
I dont know I guess I wasnt trying to use real world logic there, friend. Ill look around at the other islands

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

Samurai Sanders posted:

No, they're all in different parts of Panau. Why would three rival factions trying to take over the country all be clustered next to each other?

I think the first missions are all relatively close to each other, actually. They are either red, blue, or yellow stars on your map.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

the_american_dream posted:

I dont know I guess I wasnt trying to use real world logic there, friend. Ill look around at the other islands
Really? Well anyway once you get started they all occupy different areas of the map and it looks something like Saint's Row 2, except that as you do missions for them THEIR area expands, while you don't really have one.

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

The starter missions are all within a few kilometers of the house of the guy who you rescue from the casino.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

the truth posted:

The starter missions are all within a few kilometers of the house of the guy who you rescue from the casino.

Yea I thought I saw a few in the same area initially but once I did the one they havent shown up again for some reason. Ill go back and look again

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Oh my word that Virtua Fighter game is baaaaaad. It looks and feels and plays like a game from over a decade ago. Seriously, DoA and Soul Calibur on the Dreamcast were both better than this pile of junk. I'm going to grab the last of the easy trophies then delete it I reckon.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

Parkingtigers posted:

Oh my word that Virtua Fighter game is baaaaaad. It looks and feels and plays like a game from over a decade ago. Seriously, DoA and Soul Calibur on the Dreamcast were both better than this pile of junk. I'm going to grab the last of the easy trophies then delete it I reckon.

Yea I ran through it once. The last time I played VF was VF2 on dreamcast and it seriously felt the same. I can understand its appeal with its deep play but yea it doesnt have much casual appeal

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Parkingtigers posted:

Oh my word that Virtua Fighter game is baaaaaad. It looks and feels and plays like a game from over a decade ago. Seriously, DoA and Soul Calibur on the Dreamcast were both better than this pile of junk. I'm going to grab the last of the easy trophies then delete it I reckon.

Actually its good.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Chemtrail Clem posted:

Actually its good.
Yeah, but it isn't very flashy or kind to newcomers, VF has just always been there doing their own thing and not caring about that stuff.

RichterIX
Apr 11, 2003

Sorrowful be the heart
Don't play the single player in any fighting game that isn't Mortal Kombat.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Virtua Fighter isn't really like other fighting games. It's the only one that tries to be a fighting simulator than a over the top flashy crazy thing. It seems simple with it's three buttons but the combos are deep and varied and there's nothing an opponent can throw at you that you can't counter but there's also no counter that they can't counter. It goes fairly deep with the amount of moves you can do from other moves and the amount of ways you can react to your situation are staggering.

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Samurai Sanders posted:

Yeah, but it isn't very flashy or kind to newcomers, VF has just always been there doing their own thing and not caring about that stuff.

I donno, I thought this one was kind to newcomers. It has a detailed tutorial at least. That's about as friendly as a fighting game can get.

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