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flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
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graph posted:

i had to rent a rug doctor once as i spewed red wine puke through my fingers all the way down my carpeted hallway (~25 yards?) and i ran out of puke by the time i got to the toliet, leaving a giant red spew-vomit trail

that's exciting

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milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
one time one of my cats eviscerated the other one and there was blood and entrails everywhere and it looked like a butchers slab or something, but we rushed the other cat to the vet and he was totally fine after some stitches and meds (cost $1200 in like 1988).

carpet never ever got clean.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

flyboi posted:

that's exciting

yeah pro tip dont use mr clean magic erase pads on painted walls whilst gonked out on honk at 6am

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

dunkman posted:

one time one of my cats eviscerated the other one and there was blood and entrails everywhere and it looked like a butchers slab or something

jesus gently caress, howd you get it to the vet, with a loving snow shovel ?

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
i have no idea, actually. that cat lived another 11 years.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
one of my buddies years ago who had awful intestinal problems (like had to get cut open and them squeezed out) said the docs just kinda stuffed it all back in there and it sorted itself out automagically



i couldnt imagine how that feels

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?



cali all tired out on the couch arm tonight

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

TheQat posted:




cali all tired out on the couch arm tonight
A good catte

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

you got a good lookin cat

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

what do you mean you forgot the chicken nuggets

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
im the 1982 alarm clock

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Gizmo!

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

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graph posted:

im the 1982 alarm clock
:allears:

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

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so after I took this pic i was trying to find my glasses and gizmo is totally laying over them in this pic

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

relative_q posted:

apparently the stray cat that lives around the house next door to my gf's mom's house had kittens...



someone forgot the rules and got gizmo wet

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Ozz81 posted:

someone forgot the rules and got gizmo wet

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

flyboi posted:

so after I took this pic i was trying to find my glasses and gizmo is totally laying over them in this pic

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

ooooooo she mad

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

flyboi posted:

so after I took this pic i was trying to find my glasses and gizmo is totally laying over them in this pic

Ozz81 posted:

someone forgot the rules and got gizmo wet

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

gently caress dude,

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

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gizmo stole my iPad

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

flyboi posted:

gizmo stole my iPad


apple + catte ??

is such goodness allowed in picture format

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i <3 gizmo

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

"So, Micros$haft is releasing a tablet? We'll see about that. Heh heh heh heh heh."

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


relative_q posted:

apparently the stray cat that lives around the house next door to my gf's mom's house had kittens...



Calico explosion!

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002




Holy poo poo

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

post the one when the kid who is just old enough to know better slaps the cat and gets owned hard

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

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i wish i could understand why gizmo always looks so pissed before she falls asleep

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
gizmo is mostly always grumps

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001



beatlegs fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jun 20, 2012

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

i want to steal this cat

CaptainMeatpants
Jun 1, 2010

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

post the one when the kid who is just old enough to know better slaps the cat and gets owned hard

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

oc is protier

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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Jun 1, 2010

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