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OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!
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I got rejected by a bald woman.
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Jun 19, 2012 12:44
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Is he from the future?!
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Jun 19, 2012 12:49
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YOU'RE bald!!
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Jun 19, 2012 13:16
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Correction. I WAS bald
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Jun 19, 2012 13:24
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I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!!!!!! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!!!
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Jun 19, 2012 14:02
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Cashmere. Cashmere!
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Jun 19, 2012 14:05
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mcvey posted:Cashmere. Is that a red dot? Also, thank you for reminding me of my favorite scene from the entire series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM
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Jun 19, 2012 14:09
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I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.
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Jun 20, 2012 20:53
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He's be-boppin' and scattin' and I'M LOSING IT!
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Jun 21, 2012 02:27
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Susie didn't commit suicide! She was MURDERED!! By JERRY SEINFELD!!!
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Jun 21, 2012 07:57
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Coffee And Pie posted:Susie didn't commit suicide! She was MURDERED!! By JERRY SEINFELD!!! Not only that, I broke his thumbs! 
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Jun 21, 2012 08:04
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SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZEEEEEE!!!!!! \ /
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Jun 21, 2012 08:32
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It never ceases to amaze me how I read all these quotes and hear them as the characters. George quotes especially.
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Jun 21, 2012 09:34
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Oh, ask honorable Chinaman for rocation of restaurant!
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Jun 21, 2012 13:06
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I'll never forget that one night, just Suze and I burning the midnight oil. We gave into temptation.
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Jun 21, 2012 14:30
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I have never posted something for sale on Craigslist or Kijiji without adding "Interesting trades considered." to the end of it. No Hollywood memorabilia but I have gotten some interesting offers.
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Jun 21, 2012 14:36
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Jerusalem posted:SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZEEEEEE!!!!!! \ STEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jun 21, 2012 16:30
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Not only that, I broke his thumbs! The "What the hell is wrong with you?" look Elaine gives him in that scene is so great.
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Jun 21, 2012 16:31
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Peterman: And I'll never forget that night, working late on the catalogue, Suzie and I succumbed to temptation. And it was PRETTY good.
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Jun 21, 2012 17:02
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haljordan posted:The "What the hell is wrong with you?" look Elaine gives him in that scene is so great. I especially love Elaine's reaction when Jerry says "Yeah but he didn't sleep with both of 'em  " after Peterman talks about surrendering to temptation with Suzie, because she basically  s at him.edit: Or maybe that's the same one you're talking about 
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Jun 21, 2012 17:10
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I especially love Elaine's reaction when Jerry says "Yeah but he didn't sleep with both of 'em Yeah, that one. Jerry turns to the woman who mistook Elaine for Susie, says the line and then turns back to look at Elaine seemingly for some sort of approval for his joke.
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Jun 21, 2012 17:21
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Will you look at this? More catalogs! 'Omaha Steaks', 'Mac Warehouse', 'Newsweek'?! I can't stop all these companies, so, I'm gonna attack this problem at the choke point.  "The Junk Mail" owns.
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Jun 21, 2012 18:40
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Pokaroo posted:Peterman: And I'll never forget that night, working late on the catalogue, Suzie and I succumbed to temptation. And it was PRETTY good. Who here among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a Love Newton?
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Jun 21, 2012 18:45
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Coffee And Pie posted:Who here among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a Love Newton? I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE!
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Jun 21, 2012 19:40
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That wasn't him, Elaine. That was the yam-yam.
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Jun 21, 2012 20:07
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ELAINE: (Liking the idea) Ohh.. right. Cause if we're dating, what everyone saw was just a beautiful moment between two lovers. JERRY: (Jokingly rubbing it in) As opposed to a spirited bout of Skanko-Roman wrestling. ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh, bravo.
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Jun 21, 2012 20:10
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thepokey posted:I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE! Maybe you could have sex with her again and then take it back!
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Jun 21, 2012 20:25
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Jerry, the whole building's made of brick!
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Jun 21, 2012 21:15
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Jerry, these are load bearing walls! They're not gonna come down!
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Jun 21, 2012 21:35
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prom candy posted:I have never posted something for sale on Craigslist or Kijiji without adding "Interesting trades considered." to the end of it. Well, yeah, you've to to tickle their buying bone.
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Jun 21, 2012 22:48
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I'm mossy, Jerry. My brain....is mossy.
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Jun 22, 2012 00:42
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I'd like to lodge a complaint: It always bugged me in The Contest when Jerry tells his mom he's watching Tiny Toons and then starts singing "The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round" Tiny Toons wasn't that kind of show for little kids aged 3-6 or so, it was more for kids aged 7-11 or so and would not have had that song on it!
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Jun 22, 2012 01:04
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OldSenileGuy posted:I'd like to lodge a complaint: I feel like you are digging to deep into this.
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Jun 22, 2012 01:11
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Does he say Tiny Toons? Ive always just heard "watching cartoons".
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Jun 22, 2012 01:12
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jojoinnit posted:Does he say Tiny Toons? Ive always just heard "watching cartoons". He says Tiny Toons, then he says he likes cartoons. Always bugged me, possibly because when that episode first aired, I was at an age where I was watching Tiny Toons regularly. I also had very little idea what the hell they were having a contest about. 
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Jun 22, 2012 03:18
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OldSenileGuy posted:He says Tiny Toons, then he says he likes cartoons. Always bugged me, possibly because when that episode first aired, I was at an age where I was watching Tiny Toons regularly. I also had very little idea what the hell they were having a contest about. The musical style of the version is very Tiny Toons-ish though, I was a little confused when I was younger too.
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Jun 22, 2012 03:42
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Heheh I just caught The Junk Mail on tv. It's the one with Fragile Frankie Murman and when George has that scheme to hit on his cousin. I never noticed the line when Frankie scares George in the van and he thinks Frankie is saying "Son of Sam", George runs out yelling "I knew it wasn't Berkowits!".
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Jun 22, 2012 04:00
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Master of the house, doling out the charm...
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Jun 22, 2012 04:19
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Pokaroo posted:George has that scheme to hit on his cousin. Oh God, I had completely forgotten about this, and the glorious way in which it backfires.
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