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redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Sagebrush posted:

There is no valid reason for anyone but a policeman or soldier to own a handgun.

British police brutalize poors just fine without guns :colbert:

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Bandit Queen
May 10, 2008
If you don't breastfeed your kids, you are literally a child abuser.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
If you don't breastfeed your kids to the age of 12, you are literally a child abuser.

trash lord
Feb 1, 2012

Hey, bros.
Those cows who produce crotch-spawn disgust me. loving breeder scum.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 6 days!)

ToxicSlurpee posted:

look at me everyone! I'm thin!

Too bad you're still an idiot!!!

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Peanut President posted:

Too bad you're still an idiot!!!

As a member of Mensa, I must say

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 6 days!)

As a member of the Legion of Doom,

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Peanut President posted:

As a member of the Legion of Doom,

Peanuts kill people.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Slide Rule posted:

Peanuts kill people.

Only horribly broken genetic freaks. If we sprayed peanut dust into the atmosphere and banned epi pens we would go a long way towards cleaning up this filthy gene pool.

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

banned epi pens

You're only saying that because you're a bee.

trash lord
Feb 1, 2012

Hey, bros.

Peanut President posted:

Too bad you're still an idiot!!!

Hey, now, don't use those kind of ableist slurs here.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Peanut President posted:

Too bad you're still an idiot!!!

Coming from a person that doesn't understand that not only is one exclamation point the wrong punctuation for that sentence, but uses three of them. Way to fail second grade grammar, kid. How did you graduate kindergarten?

Now let me dig through your post history and correct every mistake you've ever made as proof of my superiority.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Coming from a person that doesn't understand that not only is one exclamation point the wrong punctuation for that sentence, but uses three of them. Way to fail second grade grammar, kid. How did you graduate kindergarten?

What kind of bullshit, new age feel-goodery did you go to that held a graduation for kindergartners? Was it really that difficult for you and your classmates to move up from fingerpainting to learning the alphabet? Jesus christ, the education system is broken.

Teachers should still be allowed to hit kids that are being brats. Kids these days are going to grow up to be huge pussies.

Bandit Queen
May 10, 2008

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Jesus christ, the education system is broken.

I agree. That's why everyone should homeschool their kids.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
All I'm saying is that if I were Microwave, killing my dad and putting my own eyes out would be a good two-thirds of my bucket list.

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

Everything after 3rd edition is poo poo.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
3rd edition should never have gotten made. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp
Original was the best, everything later was just dumbing it down for mainstream audiences (this will actually start a big stupid argument regardless of what's being discussed).

mechanicalFactory
Dec 24, 2011

I could calculate your chances of survival... but you won't like it.
FYAD does, will, and has always done nothing to improve the forum.
FYAD also breaks things it doesn't understand.
FYAD also is a fan of "ironic" racism and misogyny, where "ironic" means "completely and utterly supports it".

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
It looks like a turtle without its shell.

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Would you give some of your 4.0 GPA to someone with a 2.0 GPA? This is how food stamps/welfare/Medicaid work.

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

Griefing is never acceptable. Play the game properly or go play something else.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

TVarmy posted:

Would you give some of your 4.0 GPA to someone with a 2.0 GPA? This is how food stamps/welfare/Medicaid work.

Trickle-down economics was a good idea.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Slide Rule posted:

Trickle-down economics was a good idea.

To all the supply side haters: time will tell. :smugbert:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
How has this thread survived so long? Seriously, it's loving awful.

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB
I can't tell the difference between E/N and GBS, because there is none

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Telemarchitect posted:

I can't tell the difference between E/N and GBS, because there is none

This is how I feel about regular soda and diet soda.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I don't drink anything unless it's caustic and actively burning a hole in the glass.

If it doesn't hurt going down, then how can you know that you're alive?

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

Cup of Hemlock posted:

This is how I feel about regular soda and diet soda.

You may as well be putting a gun to your head if you drink diet soda because it has aspartame in it. Enjoy your cancer.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I do not know anything about whatever people are talking about in this thread.

I also don't care about any of it.

I felt it was very important that people know this.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

SlothfulCobra posted:

I don't drink anything unless it's caustic and actively burning a hole in the glass.

If it doesn't hurt going down, then how can you know that you're alive?

You have a problem. drat alchie. I bet you kill somebody in a car wreck every day.

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

Google Ron Paul

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Gay Abortions posted:

Google Ron Paul

Use Bing, Google is so 2008.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 6 days!)

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Coming from a person that doesn't understand that not only is one exclamation point the wrong punctuation for that sentence, but uses three of them. Way to fail second grade grammar, kid. How did you graduate kindergarten?

Now let me dig through your post history and correct every mistake you've ever made as proof of my superiority.

At least my avatar isn't some gif from webcities or geoangle from 1999.

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

shipwrek posted:

Use Bing, Google is so 2008.
Much like your posting.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
:iceburn:

Don't you realise that everything was better back in [insert generation here]?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It doesn't matter if you lick the spoon if you're only cooking for yourself. Similarly, it's easier to turn carrots into chunks with your teeth than a knife for stews and such. The boiling kills any bacteria anyway.

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

Pick posted:

It doesn't matter if you lick the spoon if you're only cooking for yourself. Similarly, it's easier to turn carrots into chunks with your teeth than a knife for stews and such. The boiling kills any bacteria anyway.
I had a bunch of toys made of asbestos when I was a kid and I turned out just fine. Kids today are coddled.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Gay Abortions posted:

Google Ron Paul

Do a Youtube search for Zeitgeist.

It's only 2 hours long, and if you don't want to devote that amount of time towards researching my opinions before engaging in a discussion with me, then you're a bounder and a cad.

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Bandit Queen
May 10, 2008
Why are you even asking me to back up my claims? It's not my job to educate you.

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