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Seth Rogen kind of looks like Sean Penn there.
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Jun 30, 2012 23:47
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TheJoker138 posted:This is loving awesome, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Also, all the "boo hoo it's not like the games poo poo." What is this, 2002? It's pretty god drat obvious at this point that Anderson and co. have no intention at all of doing straight up adaptations of the games, they just like picking and choosing and then making huge, ridiculous action movies based off of them. By the way, in this earlier image they released for the movie, they were able to fit everything that is awesome about these movies in one, still image: Didn't Paul not want to make another one, but the studio kept throwing money at him until he did? Because those movies make a loving SHITLOAD of money compared to what they cost to make, and hey, I like them. They're awful in exactly the right way 
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Jun 30, 2012 23:47
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BARONS DEF CHARGER posted:Didn't Paul not want to make another one, but the studio kept throwing money at him until he did? Yeah, they kept saying 3 was the last one right up until they officially announced 4. And go drat am I glad they did, 4 was loving fantastic. The final battle with Wesker is insane.
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Jun 30, 2012 23:58
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The Resident Evil movies loving suck. Getting back on topic, what the gently caress is this poo poo, UK? 
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Jul 1, 2012 00:01
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Vagabundo posted:Is it OK if we moved on from this boring Resident Evil love-in? Man, that looks exactly like that one film that someone tried to pimp on these forums not long ago. I can't remember the name of it.
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Jul 1, 2012 00:04
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ImpAtom posted:Man, that looks exactly like that one film that someone tried to pimp on these forums not long ago. I can't remember the name of it. Tony Tango. I wish I can forget it. I think the dumb gently caress got probated for 10,000 years or whatever.
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Jul 1, 2012 00:08
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ImpAtom posted:Man, that looks exactly like that one film that someone tried to pimp on these forums not long ago. I can't remember the name of it. Tony Tango or some poo poo like that?
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Jul 1, 2012 00:08
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Vagabundo posted:The Resident Evil movies loving suck. For gently caress's sake. I saw this on another forum and everyone was laughing at it for being a terrible photoshop. but now I know it's real, it's worse; kind of like Nick Love's The Sweeney which I thought was a gag until I saw the poster at my local Odeon.
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Jul 1, 2012 00:16
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Ooosh? Bang Tidy?
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Jul 1, 2012 02:06
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"Longerer"... I don't think I want to see this film. Nope.
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Jul 1, 2012 02:58
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Holy gently caress  I haven't laughed that hard since Taken/Tekken 2.
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Jul 1, 2012 03:42
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Holy gently caress
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Jul 1, 2012 05:21
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Was Tony Tango ever released online? I think I got drunk and promised that I would watch it.
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Jul 1, 2012 06:51
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Dr Mantis Toboggan posted:Was Tony Tango ever released online? I think I got drunk and promised that I would watch it. Did that Keith Lemon poster remind you of Tony Tango too? I went to the website. Seems like it's still unreleased, surprise surprise.
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Jul 1, 2012 07:04
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So apparently Atlas Shrugged Part 2 is coming out, even though the market spoke and what it said was that Part 1 wasn't worth seeing? They must think pretty highly of their iconography to just slap a big "II" on a poster and think that it would have instant recognition. (You can buy this poster for $24.95, or get it signed by the producers for $99.95. No, really.)
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Jul 1, 2012 07:09
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In regards to the RE movie talk. I'd really like to see a Half-Life movie. And I want it in mostly first person. I think. There are alot of "holy poo poo" jump at you moments and I think it would be neat to see a movie where it's all First Person. Although I guess that would be like watching a Let's Play without someone annoying talking over it.
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Jul 1, 2012 08:49
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Dr Mantis Toboggan posted:Was Tony Tango ever released online? I think I got drunk and promised that I would watch it. Since Maxx's stint here he focused on a store  :NSFW: and shilling merch though facebook. No newer trailer has been created, he's still using the old pitch trailer from 2010 that got rejected by everyone.I'm not sure of the shadowy is supposed to be a $ or Shrugged.
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Jul 1, 2012 08:49
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Physical posted:In regards to the RE movie talk. I'd really like to see a Half-Life movie. And I want it in mostly first person. I think. There are alot of "holy poo poo" jump at you moments and I think it would be neat to see a movie where it's all First Person. Although I guess that would be like watching a Let's Play without someone annoying talking over it. Or you know, you could play the game yourself. I dunno, it's just a suggestion. WebDog posted:
It's Atlas shrugging.
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Jul 1, 2012 08:54
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Gonz posted:Ooosh? Bang Tidy? This looks like a movie that is a ripoff of a hundred things, but nothing in particular, right down to the manufactured attempts at creating catchphrases.
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Jul 1, 2012 09:18
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WebDog posted:
Jesus, what a horrible poster. You can see the shadow "S" only from far away, but it disappears into the grunginess of the texture up close. The Atlas Shrugged logo is obscured by the texture, cut off by the edge shadows, and hidden behind the "II" in the foreground and the shadow "s". The "II" remains the focal point of the poster, but provides little information to as what it means. The only people who know are those in the know, which is a small audience. Edit: Oh double Jesus, the figure logo has two colors, but you can't really differentiate between Atlas and the Globe, as the figure uses a gradient that blends both elements together unless you really stare at it. Young Freud fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Jul 1, 2012 |
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Jul 1, 2012 11:16
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For some reason it made me think of The Shadow 2 and not Atlas Shrugged. Man they should make a sequel to The Shadow.
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Jul 1, 2012 11:30
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Looking up The Shadow somehow lead me to these two bangers: 
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Jul 1, 2012 11:38
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Mister Chief posted:Looking up The Shadow somehow lead me to these two bangers: The first one is taken from stills of the movie. I used to have that movie on tape and that was the cover. But, god, that second one is hilarious. Caine's head and the hand on the gun are obviously pasted in (I'm trying to think if this was before Photoshop or if that was done manually because that movie is late '80s, early '90s.). However, they may have gotten Sean Young to pose with a stand-in.
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Jul 1, 2012 11:42
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davidspackage posted:This looks like a movie that is a ripoff of a hundred things, but nothing in particular, right down to the manufactured attempts at creating catchphrases. Bang tidy is his legitimate catch phrase - he's on the telly quite a bit over here (not my sort of humour, though)
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Jul 1, 2012 14:39
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Vagabundo posted:The Resident Evil movies loving suck. The worst part? This is a feature film based on the persona of a game show host. His catchphrase is "potatoes".
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Jul 1, 2012 16:35
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Professor Clumsy posted:The worst part? This is a feature film based on the persona of a game show host. He's a play up of every British 'double entendre' type host going. Keith Lemon is what Bruce Forsyth and Jonathon Ross would be if you stripped all of the poo poo jokes and were just upfront about ogling the cohost/guest on stage. And he's loving hilarious for it.
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Jul 1, 2012 17:58
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Physical posted:In regards to the RE movie talk. I'd really like to see a Half-Life movie. And I want it in mostly first person. I think. There are alot of "holy poo poo" jump at you moments and I think it would be neat to see a movie where it's all First Person. Although I guess that would be like watching a Let's Play without someone annoying talking over it. I think a Half-Life movie would be pretty pointless because without the first-person gimmick and the way that they tell the story almost entirely through background stuff like newspaper clipping and the design of the environments (which only really works in a game that you can explore at your leisure) all your left with is another alien invasion story with some pretty cool monster designs.
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Jul 1, 2012 18:55
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:So apparently Atlas Shrugged Part 2 is coming out, even though the market spoke and what it said was that Part 1 wasn't worth seeing? This is getting a sequel? From wikipedia: quote:After the box office failure of Atlas Shrugged: Part 1, there was some doubt as to whether or not any more of the proposed trilogy would be put into production. However, in a private debt sale in early 2012, the producers raised $16 million of the $25 million they sought, enabling a budget larger than that of the first movie. The production company announced that Part 2 would be released to coincide with the U.S. general election season in fall 2012. You'd have thought the first film bombing would have been enough of a message that nobody wanted to see that movie, or see it continue. I mean, it cost $20 million, and only got back about $4 million. And on topic, that is a really lovely poster. I thought it had a basketball in the background at first. It's really hard to discern Atlas in the background, what with the really badly done S shadow and faded poster effect.
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Jul 1, 2012 20:25
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:Keith Lemon is what Bruce Forsyth and Jonathon Ross would be if you stripped all of the poo poo jokes and were just upfront about ogling the cohost/guest on stage. And he's loving hilarious for it. You misspelled Jonathan Woss. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jul 2, 2012 |
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Jul 1, 2012 21:25
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My God... it's more beautiful than I imagined. Thank you!
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Jul 1, 2012 23:46
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FreudianSlippers posted:You misspelled Jonathon Woss. Let's not be abuwist.
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Jul 1, 2012 23:52
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Pesky Splinter posted:
I loving LOVE that Atlas Shrugged was squarely rejected by the market and now in complete disregard to the movies own philosophy, it is making a sequel and going into debt doing so. Real ironic justice.
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Jul 2, 2012 01:47
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WeaponX posted:I loving LOVE that Atlas Shrugged was squarely rejected by the market and now in complete disregard to the movies own philosophy, it is making a sequel and going into debt doing so. Real ironic justice. Not just that, but relying on the non-reimbursed altruism of others for advertising.
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Jul 2, 2012 07:02
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"Who's John Galt?" "No one cares, rear end in a top hat!"
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Jul 2, 2012 07:03
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I would kill for a satire of those films. 90 minutes of lambasting nutjob libertarians and their rear end backwards Rand worship.
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Jul 2, 2012 07:11
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It's hard as hell to mock the already ridiculous.
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Jul 2, 2012 07:40
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quote:But, god, that second one is hilarious. Caine's head and the hand on the gun are obviously pasted in (I'm trying to think if this was before Photoshop or if that was done manually because that movie is late '80s, early '90s.). However, they may have gotten Sean Young to pose with a stand-in. 
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Jul 2, 2012 08:01
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:NES/SNES box art was the highest form of art. I feel like I cannot let this go unaddressed...  Sorry, please resume your regularly scheduled movie poster praising/mocking.
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zenintrude posted:I feel like I cannot let this go unaddressed... Wait. What?
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