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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LooseChanj posted:

Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!

Look, you want false quotes or not?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

What am I, a quoter?

Uh, I mean...

DrBouvenstein posted:

Look, you want false quotes or not?

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Evil Mastermind posted:

What am I, a quoter?

Uh, I mean...
If this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney...

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

LooseChanj posted:

Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!

And that is why they call me Bender the Magnificent!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

And that is why they call me Bender the Magnificent!

So that's why they call me the Catman!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Serella posted:

And that is why they call me Bender the Magnificent!

So I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Bender.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

So I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Bender.

I was born in two hundred log cabins.

Stonefish
Nov 1, 2004

Chillin' like a villain

John Dough posted:

So that's why they call me the Catman!

The eleven-inch Catman?

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

TravBot posted:

I was born in two hundred log cabins.

Oh lord, he's made of wood.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Coleman posted:

If this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney...

And Blood! Don't forget blood!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Athenry posted:

And Blood! Don't forget blood!

Whose?

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Some guy's.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Flatscan posted:

I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

And I'm the other guy...courage...don't have enough if it, need some from what's-his-name.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Cojy want balloon! WANT BALLON NOW! Cojy want go outside!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Cojawfee posted:

Cojy want balloon! WANT BALLON NOW! Cojy want go outside!

Next thing you'll be wanting to buy on margin.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Cojawfee posted:

Cojy want balloon! WANT BALLON NOW! Cojy want go outside!

But I just let you back in! :mad:

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Cojawfee posted:

Cojy want balloon! WANT BALLON NOW! Cojy want go outside!

Arrrrgh, I just let you back in!


edit:

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

But I just let you back in! :mad:

With my dying breath, I curse...LOCUST FART HELL!

naginalJJ
Feb 10, 2007

Baby, looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight

DrBouvenstein posted:

And I'm the other guy...courage...don't have enough if it, need some from what's-his-name.

Who needs courage when you have a gun?

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Serella posted:

Arrrrgh, I just let you back in!


edit:


With my dying breath, I curse...LOCUST FART HELL!
Whoa whoa whoa, you want me to quote TWO things?!

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Coleman posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, you want me to quote TWO things?!

Come on. Let's go some place where we don't have to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Flatscan posted:

Come on. Let's go some place where we don't have to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time.
Let's build our own quote thread! With Futurama, and Lowtax! In fact, forget the thread!

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

Let's build our own quote thread! With Futurama, and Lowtax! In fact, forget the thread!

We love you, Daddy Coleman!

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Coleman, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Cojawfee posted:

Coleman, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Pfffft, you sound just like my tennis instructor! :mad:

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Cojawfee posted:

Coleman, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
Quoting has been extinct for 800 years, Coja. Gone the way of the poodle. And your primitive notion of modesty.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Coleman posted:

Quoting has been extinct for 800 years, Coja. Gone the way of the poodle. And your primitive notion of modesty.

Psst. Look what life was like before genetic engineering.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Psst. Look what life was like before genetic engineering.
Those poor 20th century quoters...

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Coleman posted:

Quoting has been extinct for 800 years, Coja. Gone the way of the poodle. And your primitive notion of modesty.

TREES UP

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

DrBouvenstein posted:

OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!

You seem a tad wound up, DrBouvenstein. And your face is greasy. Real greasy! You been up all night?


I actually have been with insomnia.
They'll probably find a cure for that in the future.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Oh, MARMALADE!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MariusLecter posted:

They'll probably find a cure for that in the future.

We have a cure for it now!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Cojawfee posted:

Coleman, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Did I miss something fun?

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

LooseChanj posted:

Did I miss something fun?

Well, I don't remember all that, but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Well, I don't remember all that, but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

You'll have to pay the full price of reregistration. That'll be :10bux:

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Kazy posted:

You'll have to pay the full price of reregistration. That'll be :10bux:
Full price for posting?! That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Full price for posting?! That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

This Futurama quote thread's all bones :mad:

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Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

TravBot posted:

This Futurama quote thread's all bones :mad:

But won't that crush my bones?

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