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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Oh gently caress, that's who he is?

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Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Hearing Gottfried say "FISTING!" has made this a wonderful morning.

e: I caught a bit of the stream last night, and your Kermit is fantastic. Mine sounds a little bit more like Ernie, but the speech pattern you have for him is just dead on.

Aramek fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Jul 12, 2012

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Oh gently caress's sake, did I miss Literally Kermit reading TGT? :negative:

Doctor Hospital
Jul 16, 2011

what





Suzuki Method posted:

Oh gently caress's sake, did I miss Literally Kermit reading TGT? :negative:

I did too :(

I was looking forward to that wall of text and I missed it because I was asleep. :argh:

Fantastisk
May 19, 2011

After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session, so he had gutted me and set me on fire, but, you know, I didn't die. I had crystallized, and now I'm a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.

lazerbot posted:

im just pointing out that this bird on the new page this isn't his first apearance in the comic, he was also shown earlier when the troll king was first interdused to the comic

The page in question:

Consistency!

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Suzuki Method posted:

Oh gently caress's sake, did I miss Literally Kermit reading TGT? :negative:

:chillpill: im going
to be doing it
again soon this time
with pizzaz


Seriously, this first time was just to get an idea what sounded better, a fast literal read or a slow, meta one.

Fast is verbatim (treating the commas a natural pauses and taking short inhales so I don't pass out) and slow is "meta" ie Kermit speaking naturally, treating the commas as periods and pausing where dramatically appropriate (like hesitating before remembering "mis piggy") while still keeping a bulk of the typos (I'm still practicing saying 'im' same as it is in 'him' and 'dont' as it rhymes with 'aunt' as suggested).

The former is true to the presentation, the latter is more in lines of the meta-joke that Kermit is teaching Tails about patience.

I interpret Kermit in TGT as someone who has seen some poo poo, trying to warn this new soldier what's really important out there on the battlefield. He's ultimately wistful yet 'dumbass will learn' at the end when Tails ignores his training in favor for Spyro's.

And yes, I probably am over-thinking this. :negative:

Literally Kermit fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jul 12, 2012

A Retardet Horse
Dec 25, 2009

what is
going
on?
what is
this?
ahhhh...

ThatPazuzu posted:

poo poo, I seriously thought it was meant to be Kazooie. Banjo being a troll would be great.

Bajno would nevr
join them trolls
kazooie turned him
over to troll son
for streat cred

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

THEY KEEP COMING!


i won't lie, i'm extremely piss the gently caress off and damnit hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
AND DAMNIT!

total agreement
Dec 19, 2011
Alex might backstab Troll King? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

:mad: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!


im exremely
piss the gently caress
off, and damnit!!

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
The utter lack of apostrophes in the word "I'm" is both my favourite and most hated part of this comic. :v:

M as in Mancy
Apr 21, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

im and ill are joys to read

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
GET OUT TOAD IM PISS

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!


I just realized that Mario heals quite fast.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Cechmanek posted:

I just realized that Mario heals quite fast.

Yeah, he's walked off much worse. He probably just ducked underwater and resurfaced. :v:

I wonder if Luigi is really gone for good, if he's from a world where green mushrooms (or a hundred gold coins) can give the dead another chance.

Redeadagain
Jan 10, 2009


this shall be
humorous
Death seems to be somewhat permanent in the TGTverse. Only necromancers can bring back the dead so far.

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Remember that rock we all made fun of on the last page in panel 8? The one that served no purpose whatsoever?

Look at Panel 3. In both panels, you can see Alex's hair.

:aaaaa:


HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Oh which one? Can you link it?
oop found it i'm a dumbass

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

mario is mad. hes
gonna have sex
with his
girl friend so
he wont
be so mad

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Goddamn you toads are too late to help now!

frajaq fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Jul 12, 2012

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

There are a lot of amazing things about this page, but after reading it a couple times my favourite is Yoshi's superfluous "YOSHI!!".

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.
The moobs on one of the toads are also pretty cool

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Redeadagain posted:

Death seems to be somewhat permanent in the TGTverse. Only necromancers can bring back the dead so far.

Maybe. Maybe I'm reading too much into the Toads' general reaction:

quote:

Mario: Luigi's dead.

Toad: Oh. That bad, eh?

... unless they really don't count Luigi's death as much as a setback? :smith:

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Remember that rock we all made fun of on the last page in panel 8? The one that served no purpose whatsoever?

Look at Panel 3. In both panels, you can see Alex's hair.

:aaaaa:


HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Lazorbot wasn't going Liefeld, he was foreshadowing.

This comic doesn't disappoints, it only delays satisfaction.

straylightunity
Dec 20, 2005

Scapegrace.
Also, Liefeld could never hope to draw feet as well as Lazerbot drew Yoshi's.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Hey, can someone please go over how to get a tag in your title text? I want to be a Troll Slaiyer. :shobon:

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

Buy a new custom title and add
code:
[img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/a9/71/00145955.0001.gif[/img]
somewhere in the title text.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

MeccaPrime posted:

Buy a new custom title and add
code:
[timg]http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/a9/71/00145955.0001.gif[/timg]
somewhere in the title text.

Sweet like nice feet. Thank you very much. My tiger is back to its former glory.

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
Troll King, you just pissed me off, and damnit.



Hmm. Hmm.

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls

HarkToTheLoons posted:

GET OUT TOAD IM PISS

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
This kid is seriously ten years old, isn't he?

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N

Nilbop posted:

This kid is seriously ten years old, isn't he?

Ten years old and already a master of literary arts.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Nilbop posted:

This kid is seriously ten years old, isn't he?

I would be amazing if he were. If this were 10 year old Lazerbot, imagine what 30 year old Lazerbot would produce.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
im so proud to be in the troll slaiyers

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Cechmanek posted:

im exremely
piss the gently caress
off, and damnit!!

I can already tell that I will be saying this in my own life.

HarkToTheLoons posted:

GET OUT TOAD IM PISS
What's the origin of this?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Mr. D Bewildering posted:

What's the origin of this?

Porn. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bart-get-out-im-piss

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woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost
Lookit that bird haul rear end.

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