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Meltathon posted:Hey thanks Cottonelle, I really wanted to think of a nickname for how I wipe my rear end, and now I can't post it on facebook! I really hope that girl got paid a lot for that, because she is going to be known as "The Freshy-fresh" at least until the end of high school. Someone a few pages back mentioned that weird chili-pouring contest ad for ziplock bags. While I agree the ad makes no sense, what I'm most curious about is who is this ad aimed at? Who are these people that are pushing their plastic bags to such extremes that their relative strength is a serious concern for them? Don't ziplock bags cost like $3 for a box of 100? Just use two bags!
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Meltathon posted:Hey thanks Cottonelle, I really wanted to think of a nickname for how I wipe my rear end, and now I can't post it on facebook! Haha Pam from Big Love hasn't had much luck since that show ended, has she. Who's the dad? He looks familiar too. Or am I just mistaking him for "Kevin Butler"?
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You know some engineer was waiting all night to hit the button for that promo at JUST the right time.
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It was probably easier than that, whoever did it knew where Spidey would be appearing and set the camera so Sabathia would be standing there, as opposed to in the middle of the screen. No way it was unintentional, though, it's pretty funny.
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To be fair, I could believe that something roughly the size of Andrew Garfield could come out of CC Sabathia. lol he fat
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I just saw this commercial today, and the only word that comes to mind is "amazing." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N52pcjil2_Y Apparently it's adapted from a 2-year-old British commercial. I think it's pretty funny how they even dubbed over the background "rapper" or whatever that's supposed to be.
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Jun 29, 2012 21:48
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raditts posted:I just saw this commercial today, and the only word that comes to mind is "amazing." I have lived in Britain for what amounts to a year now. That ad you're talking about? Gets old incredibly goddamn fast.
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Jun 30, 2012 00:27
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Does anybody else want to smash their television every time that singing Rosetta Stone ad comes on? gently caress everyone involved in that commercial.
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raditts posted:I just saw this commercial today, and the only word that comes to mind is "amazing." They play that jingle on the radio constantly and it earns an instant mute from me. Dear god, so irritating.
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Jul 12, 2012 06:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEnSkv5M8rs the Go-Go's are rolling over in their grave...
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Dbeatles34 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEnSkv5M8rs I can't even tell what they're saying over the chorus? "Know what they need?" Agreed. Dumb. Which means my kids will all be singing it come september.
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Jul 12, 2012 22:56
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God, it's like something Pinhead would show you before ripping your skin off and dragging you to Hell.
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Jul 12, 2012 22:59
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Back to school ads are like christmas ads, they just come earlier and earlier each year. I really want them to start over-lapping. "Know what your kids need this holiday season? Trapper-keepers!"
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Dbeatles34 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEnSkv5M8rs
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ElectricSheep posted:Yet somehow I've always liked this commercial. I'm okay with that, but every advertiser that ripped off the "Got ____?" idea just flat out pisses me off. Got Orange Juice? Got Insurance? Got Tampons? Got Curly Fries? Got Bullets? Got An Original Idea?
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Donny Brook posted:I'm okay with that, but every advertiser that ripped off the "Got ____?" idea just flat out pisses me off. What about the best 2? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKQf2AP-V3I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plmFkZHjt6Y
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDR6Vcu3oUc Just saw this on tv. One of the more absurd premises for the use of a product I've ever seen. "Yeah, I'm really tired of using a flashlight to eat food while the power goes out, this product is for me!"
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Jul 13, 2012 20:07
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I've been pretty upset about a Tostitos ad that has been airing recently, which features a black guy with bugged out eyes shouting, "Boooyah!" several times in succession. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV1Lzx2lCRs "Eben dis biggole DIP?!"
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Jul 13, 2012 20:11
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Fisticuffs posted:I've been pretty upset about a Tostitos ad that has been airing recently, which features a black guy with bugged out eyes shouting, "Boooyah!" several times in succession. I like that offensive Cosby sweater he has on
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Jul 13, 2012 20:26
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http://youtu.be/e44BJ8kEsUs Woo! screw you, Little Caesars.
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Jul 13, 2012 21:35
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For the best car insurance rates online, go to the general and loving hell I hate that commercial. And then there is this one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1qWoOljtjE If you can pause it at 0:08, and read the fine print, a $5,000 loan at 116.73% APR for 84 months. I'm ashamed to be a fraction of Indian heritage, and a little piece of me died the first time I saw this commercial. trunkwontopen fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jul 13, 2012 |
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Jul 13, 2012 21:45
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Norm MacDonald has been doing commercials for SafeAuto, which seems to be a car insurance company for when you literally cannot afford car insurance but can't afford to lose your license in a traffic stop, either. The commercials aren't egregiously bad, but they seem to be going for just the right level of awkward forced comedy where it becomes funny, but missing it completely and ending up with an annoying commercial that I hate listening to. A shame. 
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Jul 13, 2012 22:09
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I just saw a motherfucking commercial for a goddamn phone psychic line.
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muscles like this? posted:I just saw a motherfucking commercial for a goddamn phone psychic line. Is Miss Cleo back?????
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Oh NO! I was cooking pasta with my husband (because cooking pasta is difficult and requires more than 1 person), and the power went out! Regardless of the fact that I had no light source, I continued cooking the meal to completion. Then, I put the meal on a plate, shoved a flashlight under my jowls and attempted to eat the dinner like nothing had happened, but trying to eat with a flashlight lodged under my chin is awkward and hard to do, so I kept dropping the flashlight, which interrupted my meal several times! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDR6Vcu3oUc Also, I enjoy taking my Olde Brooklyn Lantern with me in public places, like some sort of mentally deficient Paul Revere, but rather than warning people that the British are coming, it warns them that an insane person is approaching, instead.
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I like how the lantern is made of "genuine metal."Rhyno posted:Is Miss Cleo back????? No, it was a cleaner, more professional commercial. They even offered a money back guarantee, although I'm not exactly sure how you claim you're not satisfied. They made a big deal about how it was only $1 a minute! Like that's supposed to be loving reasonable. muscles like this! fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jul 14, 2012 |
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Gonz posted:Olde Brooklyn Lantern Hey, things like these make it easier to survive some sort of apocalyptic event. Pretty soon people are going to be complaining why the survivors didn't use a Olde Brooklyn Lantern when they went exploring the mutant infested caves during movies. Also I'm sure some people like to pretend they're green lanterns too.
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muscles like this? posted:I like how the lantern is made of "genuine metal." I prefer my lanterns to be constructed out of cheap, imitation metal, preferably from China or Malaysia.
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Why "Olde Brooklyn Lamp"? Did they do market research and find out no one wanted a newfangled lamp from Taxxachusetts or a Vintage Californya or those goddamn Moderne Canadians?
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In brightest day In blackest night No pasta shall escape my sight...
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Hey, you know what else is great in a blackout and casts light over an entire room? A candle.
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There's a terrible Fruit by the Foot commercial I've seen a few times where a kid and his mom are shopping and the kid asks for a treat. When the mom refuses, the kid lets out this constant "Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssseeeeeeeeeeee" before the mom grabs the Fruit by the Foot box and hands it to him. It's a horrible commerical not just because of how annoying the kid is, but I have a bad feeling that kids will see that commerical and think that's how they should act when they want their mom or dad to buy them a snack. Also, am I the only one who hates those Vonage commercials with the creepy constantly smiling couple that look like they're from the 50s who welcome their new neighbors with a puppy or pie bundled with an expensive phone bundle? They're not that funny and the woman especially creeps me out when she smiles.
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Even if you assume they were cooking on a gas range... a loving flashlight and a lantern are two different devices for different purposes. That's why they light things up differently. FLASHLIGHTS NEVER WORK!!!! (if you're too stupid to change the batteries in your flashlights)
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I've owned one of those deluxe MagLite police flashlights (the one with the 4 D batteries in it that can also double as a weapon) for the better part of the last 15 years and it has yet to fail me.
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Obeast posted:
BUT WE BUNDLE! 
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Fisticuffs posted:I've been pretty upset about a Tostitos ad that has been airing recently, which features a black guy with bugged out eyes shouting, "Boooyah!" several times in succession. That guy looks like an experiment to clone Martin Lawrence gone horribly wrong. Rhyno posted:Is Miss Cleo back????? I wonder what's she's doing these days, the last time I saw her was in Vice City.
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Obeast posted:Also, am I the only one who hates those Vonage commercials with the creepy constantly smiling couple that look like they're from the 50s who welcome their new neighbors with a puppy or pie bundled with an expensive phone bundle? They're not that funny and the woman especially creeps me out when she smiles. No. raditts posted:
According to this website, and its a little outdated, she's predicting that you might be buyin' a car in Florida. trunkwontopen fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jul 14, 2012 |
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trunkwontopen posted:According to this website, and its a little outdated, she's predicting that you might be buyin' a car in Florida. Wow, so she was a con artist even before the whole psychic thing.
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raditts posted:That guy looks like an experiment to clone Martin Lawrence gone horribly wrong. Thank God I'm not the only one.
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