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Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!


JazzFlight posted:

Welp, here we go. Chapter 3, Part 2, folks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH7oxd-oW6s

Chill your pill fuckers we're back with more Tails Get Trolled hahahahah

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Undead Unicorn
Sep 14, 2010

by Lowtax
If we could ever sort out the copyright issues, we could make a killing pitching this as a show on Adult Swim.

KenjiKaizoku
Oct 21, 2008
JazzFlight, an outstanding job as usual. Aramek's voice acting is the perfect complement to this motion comic.

Also, when I first heard the Deadly Premonition song in there (I think the track's called "Life is Beautiful"), I thought it was a Super Mario World song remix. Glad to know I'm not the only one who heard it that way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGaF52PtXM

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?
Another success story! Aramek, your 'fat' voice for Eggman was the stuff of legends. Or nightmares, whichever.

grading essays nude
Oct 24, 2009

so why dont we
put him into a canan
and shoot him into the trolls base where
ever it is and let him kill all of them. its
so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life
There are just so many great lines in this comic I've lost track of them all. I forgot how funny "are you a retard I pretty much told you my plan already" was.

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

withheldmcfakename posted:

Another success story! Aramek, your 'fat' voice for Eggman was the stuff of legends. Or nightmares, whichever.

It's worth pointing out that his voice isn't (necessarily) fat, it's just Peg Pelvis Pete... A character that appears in one scene of one episode of Ren and Stimpy and has effectively one line. Aramek has recorded more dialogue for the character than previously ever existed. Ha!

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

Undead Unicorn posted:

If we could ever sort out the copyright issues, we could make a killing pitching this as a show on Adult Swim.

This would require a complete global reform of copyright law. Which would involve massive changes in the world's most powerful governments and corporations. Which would likely result in the end of the human race. But hey, the robots that would probably exist by then would a helluva lot of laughs out of the greatest product of the culture of the late human race.

"As our departed creators once intoned... dumb rear end will learn."

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

simplefish posted:

Troll Son reminds me of Jim Carey, and I don't know why.

It would make sense for him to considering (if my internet history is up to snuff) Jim Carey was the inspiration for the original troll face.


From the Night at the Roxbury sketch - Saturday Night Live.

Hamsterlady
Jul 8, 2010

Corpse Party, bitches.

MeccaPrime posted:

It would make sense for him to considering (if my internet history is up to snuff) Jim Carey was the inspiration for the original troll face.


From the Night at the Roxbury sketch - Saturday Night Live.

I thought troll face was based on this picture.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

DarkHamsterlord posted:

I thought troll face was based on this picture.



This is correct.

I hate the fact that I know this.

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

DarkHamsterlord posted:

I thought troll face was based on this picture.



my dumb rear end has learned ,

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

I like that he implemented Troll Face well enough that we can glaze over what a lovely meme it is. I mean, he even bothered to draw it with different expressions and from different angles.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
For some reason, I'm in love with the voice of the Troll King's son. Excellent job, Jazzflight and Aramek! Your pretty cool guys (y)

Convicted Bibliophile
Dec 2, 2004

I am the night.
new page bitches

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


IM READY LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW is what I am going to scream when I get in my car from now on.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


you be ready to
be loving
honored by such
awesomeness
that would make
girls wet in the
panties

Rey the Great
Dec 9, 2011
Holy gently caress I love Spyro even more than I did as a kid.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

hey dude wake the gently caress up!!

I never played any of the Spyro games as a kid, but that just means that if I ever do, I will be disappointed because he will not be the lazerbot rendition of Spyro.

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Portals posted:

hey dude wake the gently caress up!!

I never played any of the Spyro games as a kid, but that just means that if I ever do, I will be disappointed because he will not be the lazerbot rendition of Spyro.

Honestly? It's not too far off. Spyro was a huge dick, at least in the first game. He just swears more in this one.

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

Holy poo poo, it's Superman 64.


"If you want to save your friends, solve my maze!"

Zoinker
Jan 18, 2009

Miles posted:

IM READY LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW!!

I can not wait to hear Aramek's rendition of that line.

EDIT: Also, that last motion-comic part finally convinced me to change my avatar and get tagged, so good job guys!

Zoinker fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jul 16, 2012

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

MeccaPrime posted:

Holy poo poo, it's Superman 64.


"If you want to save your friends, solve my maze!"

This was my first thought too and, knowing Lazerbot, it was intentional.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Hello Kitty is my favorite part about this. Just what?

Podges
Nov 25, 2002

This comic makes me so happy, Lazerbot makes me happy. It's completely insane and crudely made but it comes from something honest and good at the core. And he is getting better all the time. I love this kid!

first move tengen
Dec 2, 2011
Betting they encounter the Troll King's bird around now

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ThatPazuzu posted:

This was my first thought too and, knowing Lazerbot, it was intentional.

Flying through hoops is a fairly common thing in games with flying.

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.
Could the first few panels be foreshadowing a Hello Kitty/Tails romance? Probably not, but they did make the thought occur to me.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

MeccaPrime posted:

Holy poo poo, it's Superman 64.


"If you want to save your friends, solve my maze!"

There are levels/challenges like this in the Spyro games too.

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?

TwoPair posted:

How are you deciding on the numbers for these? I get some of them (Silver being #2006 was clever), but are they all references? Or just order of appearance?

They're all references. Some of them were easier to come up with than others!

Tails: Used to have three tails
Shadow: Has 86'd a few trolls in his time
Sonic: Can run at the speed of sound: approximately 340m/s at sea level
Knuckles: 420 smoke weed errydaaaay
Silver: Infamously first appeared in Sonic 2006
Pori: Appears to be on two different sides
Alex: Is all like dark and emo...should have saved 666 for one of the Neutrals but oh well!
Mario: M is the 13th letter
Luigi: L is the 12th letter
Bowser: Has 8 kids...even if only one has appeared so far
Teemo: Is able to get penta-kills
Bugs/Daffy: The planning of the first Gay Pride Parade (apparently) began on 11/2/69.
Hulk: First appearance in 1962, so sayeth Wikipedia
Rob: Has this many ears
Wile E. Coyote: Seven deadly sins...I'm going to have fun coming up with occult numbers come chapters 8 and 9
Eggman: Has an IQ of 300
Elmer: Is the Tails Gets Trolled equivalent of Jack Bauer
Garry: Wasn't name-dropped until Chapter 10. By the way, the criteria I'm running with for these bios is a character gets one if they have been both named and featured in more than one chapter
Troll King: Anybody else seeing a resemblance?
Troll Face: You just know that's this guy's favourite number.

And this post is being quoted several pages later because I'm going to do the Chapter 3 characters real quick:

#10: GARRY
Affiliation: Trolls
Status: Alive, and in need of face cream

Garry has a face problem. He makes his first appearance at the Bever concert when he helps Alex fight Shadow. Alex didn't need his help, but the remaining Slaiyers leave regardless. Garry, Alex and Luigi show up during the Troll King's battle with Sonic and friends, and Garry proceeds to dominate Vector in hand-to-hand combat. At Alex's command, Garry rips out one of Vector's eyes, but he loses the better half of his face when Emerl uses the fire move he copied from Luigi. Later, Silver spies on him when he brings Eggman's corpse to the Troll King. Garry's later revealed to be Demaro's brother, and we find out that his insistence that Demaro reveal his satanic powers to the Troll King caused him to lose his face.

#1986: TROLL KING
Affiliation: Trolls
Status: Alive, and in enough action to get a bio more than a paragraph long

The Troll King is one of the 21st Century's greatest antagonists and arguably the central character of the saga, affecting nearly every subplot in the story. Although he is hidden in the shadows in the first two chapters, he appears fully to confront Sonic. In the Middle Ages, he was persecuted for not being human, forcing him to seek refuge under a bridge. His hatred festered, causing him to amass an army to attack the humans. During the process, he found his beautiful wife and fathered Troll Face. He took over the city that had shunned him, driving out and eventually killing half of the population.

He battles (Super) (Evil) Sonic, demonstrating that while he is generations old, he is no pushover in a fight. His abilities include super defense, super strength and a shock wave capable of shutting down muscles. The last of these moves is copied by Emerl when Sonic's friends arrive on the scene. However, his age and defense have made the move ineffective on him. He gets the upper hand when he splits Emerl in half and rips Sonic's head off. Now, he's gunning for Shadow...

...Or is he? He's caught off-guard by Luigi, who manages to sever one of his arms with a hammer. The Troll King is forced to use his ultimate technique: the word of death. Calling Luigi a oval office shuts down his brain for long enough to allow Troll Face to rape him to death. He replaces his missing arm with Emerl's arm, becoming even more powerful. Thanks Luigi.

Emerl's capabilities give the King an idea. Using his hostage, Heimerdinger, the King plans to create an army of Troll bots based off of Emerl's design. Unfortunately, Eggman is dead and the third scientist he wanted is missing, delaying this particular plan. He makes a personal appearance to Silver's crew, who were eavesdropping, but is unable to confront them thanks to Elmer's smokescreen. He's surprised to learn that a dragonborn is still alive, other than the man in the ice.

But that night, Mario engages him in the longest fight of all time. The King is easily able to handle Kuribo's Shoe and the Boomerang Suit, but his shockwave is reflected by Mario's Cape. He resorts to another word of death, and calling Mario a friend of the family temporarily blinds him. Mario escapes, and the King swears to destroy him next time they meet.

Later, his minions inform him that Elmer Fudd can reanimate dead bodies. The King dispatches Hindo to capture Elmer. Once he has Elmer as his prisoner, he demands that Elmer reanimate Eggman to carry out his plan under threat of penile destruction. Now, he plans to have the man in the ice learn the words of death, so he's off to seek their origin. Little does he know, Alex is following him closely...

#1337: TROLL FACE
Affiliation: Trolls
Status: Alive, and itching to rape

Troll Face was the cutest babby you would ever see. Unfortunately, as an adult he is an unabashed rapist. He wants to see Sonic die immediately rather than have his dad reveal the trolls' origins. He rapes both Sonic and Luigi's corpses, much to the disgust of Silver. Apparently, he also raped Porkchop and Snoopy. He's enough of a local hero in Troll City that masks of his face, books and sex toys are sold in bulk. However, his libido disgusts Alex, who can't believe Troll Face kept Luigi's body as a sex toy. He wants to rape Elmer during his interrogation, but Elmer caves before he can get the chance. Who will he bugger next?

Oh hey, looks like the new page came in while I was writing this. I must say, if I was a girl I'd be totally wet in the panties right about now.

withheldmcfakename fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Jul 17, 2012

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Um, excuse me? The flying through rings is definitely a reference to the speedways that were in the first three Spyro games. That was usually the first task, then you would destroy dandelions, or boats, or tractors, or whatever.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



MeccaPrime posted:

Holy poo poo, it's Superman 64.


"If you want to save your friends, solve my maze!"

if you
want to
save you->
r frien->ds
solve my m->
aze

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Pungry posted:

Um, excuse me? The flying through rings is definitely a reference to the speedways that were in the first three Spyro games. That was usually the first task, then you would destroy dandelions, or boats, or tractors, or whatever.

Yep, it's speedway Spyro stuff. You guys didn't play Spyro? They were cute :shobon:

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Just got back from a trip to Chicago, and the two best presents ever awaited me.

I love being a part of this thread.

Eeevil
Oct 28, 2010

Well obviously he didn't see it, or he'd be wearing a hardhat :colbert:

withheldmcfakename posted:

He's caught off-guard by Luigi, who manages to sever one of his arms with a hammer. The Troll King is forced to use his ultimate technique: the word of death. Calling Luigi a oval office kills him immediately. He replaces his missing arm with Emerl's arm, becoming even more powerful. Thanks Luigi.

I thought Luigi died from Troll Face doing schticky to him, not the deadly word of death. Didn't Troll King say that when he was explaining the Words to Mario?

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Can someone please explain to this young girl what 'doing schticky to your body' is? I keep envisioning that little roller thing Vince Offer shills. This is Saints Row's "feel boss" all over again :psyduck:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Suzuki Method posted:

Can someone please explain to this young girl what 'doing schticky to your body' is? I keep envisioning that little roller thing Vince Offer shills. This is Saints Row's "feel boss" all over again :psyduck:

Rape. (I assume)

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Slate Action posted:

Rape. (I assume)

But it can't be. Because at one point he did schticky and then he was specified to rape the corpse.


E: This is one of the most offensive things I have ever typed, this comic...

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

He cleans all the corpses down with a Schticky before...doing his thing, I guess...? I dunno.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I hope by the end of the TGT saga, we get to see some of this action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyj8BBQE_IE

I do suppose the words of death are close, though.

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press for porn
Jan 6, 2008

by Pipski

Podges posted:

This comic makes me so happy, Lazerbot makes me happy. It's completely insane and crudely made but it comes from something honest and good at the core. And he is getting better all the time. I love this kid!

gently caress it, I gotta agree with this. I'm not huge on the "lets make fun of fan art" type threads because it just gets exhausting to constantly nitpick some hack for the same reasons over and over, but Tales Gets Trolled doesn't even remotely fall into that category. It's special in so many weird ways, and its honestly a pleasure to watch unfold.

The scenes with Hello Kitty are overwhelming sweet and reflective. In the forest, the anthropomorphic fox and the talking Japanese cat doll find a brief moment of tranquility in the storm of fighting and planning and trolling that has consumed their lives.

Tears, and then, a whispered confession:
i really don't understand why everyone believes in
me so much, im not the big hero, sonic was, and
hes gone and i can't be like he was, i just can't


Consider this statement for a moment in light of the fact that Tales is clearly lazerbot's manifestation in the story. Here he was just drawing cartoons in his own little corner of Deviant Art as he's done for years, and suddenly he has thousands of fans who fully believe he's a genius. It must be a total trip, but you can tell that in spite of all the anger and violence in the piece itself lazerbot is a very humble guy who took a lot of things that come with the territory of having a dialogue with the internet at large in stride. He even inserts references in the comic to his own mistakes, which displays both an ability to laugh at himself and a very astute instinct for what his primary audience will enjoy.

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