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I haven't actually seen it, but I can't imagine a "worst movie ever" list without Jack & Jill.
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Birdemic. I can't imagine any movie ever topping this. Fans of bad movies such as The Room and Troll 2 HAVE to watch this. You just have to see it to believe it.
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Jul 30, 2012 17:05
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The Alone in the Dark movie was easily the worst movie I've ever seen. The wall of text exposition at the very beginning would be right at home in TGT.
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derp posted:Birdemic. I can't imagine any movie ever topping this. Fans of bad movies such as The Room and Troll 2 HAVE to watch this. You just have to see it to believe it. Oh good god every few seconds the camera pointlessly cuts and the background noises skips.
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Jul 30, 2012 17:20
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simplefish posted:Oh good god every few seconds the camera pointlessly cuts and the background noises skips. That trailer is infinitely better edited than the actual movie. Here is a clip. I cannot recommend this movie highly enough.
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derp posted:Birdemic. I can't imagine any movie ever topping this. Fans of bad movies such as The Room and Troll 2 HAVE to watch this. You just have to see it to believe it. "Nothing says 'great horror movie' quite like Morrowind Combat." 
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It's got an amazing musical sequence too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcExOiUDd0g Now I have this song in my head again
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HELL YEAHClownSyndrome posted:It's got an amazing musical sequence too hell yeah dance party!!
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ClownSyndrome posted:It's got an amazing musical sequence too Oh god I forgot about this. Why are they doing the robot. Everything about this movie is just so perfectly bad <3
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derp posted:Birdemic. I can't imagine any movie ever topping this. Fans of bad movies such as The Room and Troll 2 HAVE to watch this. You just have to see it to believe it. Birdemic is hilarious, once the birds actually decide to show up like halfway through the loving movie jesus christ.
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You can't talk bad movies without mentioning The Room. It's the best bad movie.
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Turkish Star Wars I hope it inspires Lazerbot to create even better fighting scenes.
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ClownSyndrome posted:It's got an amazing musical sequence too I'll see your "Just Hangin' Out" and raise you "Outta Sight" from "Creating Rem Lezar".
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Rahonavis posted:I'll see your "Just Hangin' Out" and raise you "Outta Sight" from "Creating Rem Lezar". This is what's been missing from my life.
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I watched Delgo recently and it has claimed the position of Best Bad Movie in my heart. It's not bad in the more immediately funny way The Room is, though, it's more of a Last Airbender kind of bad in that it's absolutely incredulous how much money and time went into the movie and yet it possesses these awful, impossible to like characters, terrifying character designs and some incredibly hamhanded storytelling.
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derp posted:Birdemic. I can't imagine any movie ever topping this. Fans of bad movies such as The Room and Troll 2 HAVE to watch this. You just have to see it to believe it. Oh, there's a puma, I have to go.
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While I don't have a direct link, instead I'll give him the review one of the guys at Corn Pone Flicks did of Armageddon: The Final Challenge. It's got enough clips to replicate watching the film, just so you don't actually have to.
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I remember years ago during a friend's birthday party someone turned on TV and this was going on. It eventually got so awesome that I suspected it was some kind of mass psychosis. It was simply too weird of a movie to be shown in national television during prime time. But somehow it got there. So yeah, Leonard Part 6.
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simplefish posted:I'm going to say House, the Japanese horror from 1977, despite the fact that it somehow got three and a half stars on IMDB. Terrible, terrible film. What! How can you say that? It's brilliantly insane. As a fan of lazerbot, how can you not appreciate it's absurdity?
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IMDB posted:Trivia hahahhaa
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The Garbage Pail Kids.
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Fatal Deviation, Ireland's first martial arts flick.
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I am the Ripper Low budget French Horror/action movie, imagine The Matrix, but instead of Slow-motion, the actions scenes are sped up and lens flares are added https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0FmMaWbpgk
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Not a Twat posted:What! How can you say that? It's brilliantly insane. As a fan of lazerbot, how can you not appreciate it's absurdity? Yeah, seriously. Nobody thinks House is a good movie, just a crazy batshit insane movie that is incredibly fun to watch and laugh at.
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Prehistoric Bimbos In Armageddon City It's a cheap shot on home video film that features some of the most hysterical amateur acting and scenes I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. Part of its charm is just how you can tell the crew themselves aren't taking this poo poo seriously and are just having a good time. That and the plot and writing reminds me a little of the crap Lazerbot would come up with.
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ClownSyndrome posted:I am the Ripper I love how the first 75 seconds of the trailer is introducing characters.
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Warning: There is a HELL of a tone shift in the middle of that French trailer.
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Not a Twat posted:What! How can you say that? It's brilliantly insane. As a fan of lazerbot, how can you not appreciate it's absurdity? Febreeze posted:Yeah, seriously. Nobody thinks House is a good movie, just a crazy batshit insane movie that is incredibly fun to watch and laugh at. I wasn't expecting it to be "good" in the conventional sense, having been warned that "It's really the first 'so bad it's good' film" However, I was sorely disappointed. I've seen crazier films, more engaging films, and films that were both of those. I couldn't laugh at it - House took itself way too seriously, and didn't really aim high enough for me to rate it as a "tried but failed hilariously by over-reaching itself". To be clear: Lazerbot is twice the writer of anyone related to House. His composition, timing, execution, story, characters (and character development) far outstrip it, and runs the movie into the ground when it comes to artistic merit. There is absolutely no reason to spend time from your life that you will never get back watching House, especially not when there are better alternatives (including TGT) around. It's interesting to find that people disagree, but I'm not heavily invested in my opinion of House. If you want to try convincing me otherwise, that's cool, but personally I have nothing else to say about it, so won't be revisiting this subject again.
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Is there a bad movie thread somewhere? I'm loving all these suggestions.
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derp posted:Is there a bad movie thread somewhere? I'm loving all these suggestions. I think we had one in Cinema Discusso not too long ago.
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simplefish posted:I'm going to say House, the Japanese horror from 1977, despite the fact that it somehow got three and a half stars on IMDB. Terrible, terrible film. It's also a criterion collection film. Birdemic? Alone in the Dark? The movies you guys consider "bad" are really cute. Ever seen Haunted Boat? Metal Loaf posted:Fatal Deviation, Ireland's first martial arts flick. I love Fatal Deviation! The best Irish Kung Fu movie featuring a member of Boyzone there is! Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jul 31, 2012 |
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I think dragon wars was the worst one I had ever seen. Nothing made sense. The movie was a giant plot hole. The ending hurt my brain. RC Cola fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jul 31, 2012 |
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I love how we have a page long discussion about terrible movies in a web comic thread and it doesn't seem out of place at all. Lazerbot knows how to keep us busy while we wait.
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You know, let us all be thankful that this comic is as good as it is. As we all know it could have so easily been really bad. Case in point: This other Sonic Comic. I originally saw this because, on this other forum for my silly little voice acting hobby, this person has been looking for people to voice the characters for the third episode. Yep, they've actually acted out their own motion comics. Ep. 1. And Ep. 2. We're looking at pretty much every other sonic based comic here in terms of art and writing quality. Oh blessed are we comparatively.
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See, TGT is different because people here make motion comics of it as fanart, while that other comic has motion comics made by its own creator because he or she needs it to feed their ego.
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elmer fud posted:I think dragon wars was the worst one I had ever seen. Wasn't Dragon Wars that movie that began with a flashback and then they had another flashback during the first one? I think the worst movie I've seen was Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey. It's not even the kind of bad you can laugh at, it's just so loving terrible and unfunny you can't do anything but shake your head. You used to be so funny Dana, what happened?
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Aramek posted:You know, let us all be thankful that this comic is as good as it is. As we all know it could have so easily been really bad. Case in point: Oh nooooo Oh Noooo!!!!
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Tagichatn posted:Wasn't Dragon Wars that movie that began with a flashback and then they had another flashback during the first one? My favorite was the 30 minute slow-mo action scene in House of the Dead that, after it ended, spent another five minutes recapping all the "highlights."
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You do realize that after TGT he's probably going to do a crossover of the worst films ever made, right? THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY lovely FILMS
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