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MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010


Oh my god to have five bucks right now.

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23 Flavors
Sep 13, 2011

what a talentless looking goon


Can I claim this? Does anyone know which page had the instructions for the troll slaiyers gang tag?

e: Nevermind, looks like MeccaPrime called it first.

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

23 Flavors posted:

e: Nevermind, looks like MeccaPrime called it first.

Don't worry, bro; I don't have five bucks right now!

*high shovel*

e; to add the gang tag, just put the following in your custom title wherever you want the tag:

code:
[img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/a9/71/00145955.0001.gif[/img]

MeccaPrime fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Aug 1, 2012

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Why is Moe Habana from the King of Fighters EX games a cat girl Sonic character?

23 Flavors
Sep 13, 2011

what a talentless looking goon

MeccaPrime posted:

Don't worry, bro; I don't have five bucks right now!

*high shovel*

e; to add the gang tag, just put the following in your custom title wherever you want the tag:

code:
[timg]http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/a9/71/00145955.0001.gif[/timg]

Awesome thanks!

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Hey Porky... don't take your life away.
Listen to this new song instead:




Nooooo Porky Dont!!! (Song for Chapter 9)

(OPENING)
porky
your life is in danger,
people are gonna try to kill you
you hosed up and ran into all this trouble
but hey, thats being human

no i got nothing left to live for,
i can't handle this im going to kill myself

you need to calm down and analyze the situation.
calm down and think

(VERSE 1)
this is heavenly
dude were so high right now
i dont know where the key is at.
you can keep that brah...

what the gently cares is with that?
if any of us are not worthy of his gift.
the person will die after they drink the blood
what kind of church is this again ?

(CHORUS)
Nooooo Porky Dont!!!
you got to come with us now.
dont walk that way

Nooooo Porky Dont!!!
stay here and die
or come with me and live

don't take your life away
we all gently caress up and do our wrongs

Nooooo Porky Dont!!!
Nooooo Porky Dont!!!
Nooooo Porky Dont!!!

(VERSE 2)
my loving head is killing me
thats good coffee
im guessing i can use the strings on my hand
to control something like a puppet

YOU BETTER WAKE YOUR rear end UP!!
im in a vary bad mood
i we........ wen.......went.... went drinking last n... night
i cheated on you

loving jarry eating all my food...
im gonna kill that fucker
this milk is magical
im gonna be awesomely badass

(chorus)

(VERSE 3)
you cant focus worth a poo poo
us neutral's was weapons for secret battles
thanks for all the in tell.

i........ i wish you wa... was alive....
i can.... cant' live with out her
hes a neutral, kill him
i only have one option now, i have to live with my parents
hugs and kisses
wh...... what...... whats cooking?

(chorus)

(INTERLUDE)
your son still needs a father
i promise i will never drink again
if you do i will cut off your balls in your sleep
can you hold him real quick
what the hell is that? noooooooooooooooo!!

(chorus)

(END)
coyote is a prodigy
say hello to addy the demon
ahhhh my arms
damnit you sent your monster to break my arms
(Goodnight Troll City, yeah!)



-------------
In case you missed 'em:
(with Music Video)
(with Music Video)





JazzFlight fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Aug 1, 2012

Nutsack Rangoon
Mar 30, 2010

EVERYTHING IS NUMBERED HERE. THE MONSTER IS ZERO.
This is my favorite song so far, Jflight. Well done!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Yeah, this is one of my favourite songs so far.

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!


JazzFlight posted:

Awesome songs

I would pay money for a physical CD of these songs.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Cechmanek posted:

I would pay money for a physical CD of these songs.
I'm planning on putting them up on bandcamp as a "pay-what-you want" (which includes free) album once I make 10 or 11 songs.

I thought about putting in the effort to have a CD made (I helped out a co-worker designing and ordering her band's CD), but small runs are expensive, so I'd have to do something like a Kickstarter project to guarantee at least the amount of sales that could pay for the CD duplication.

JazzFlight fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Aug 1, 2012

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
lovely movie chat:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181602/

The Item is literally the worst movie. It's not enjoyable. It's not so bad it's good. It's just bad.

Me and some friends got it from blockbuster after asking the clerk to recommend the shittiest movie they had. He said it had been returned for being too terrible more than anything else they had. He told us to get something else as it wasn't good for our "bad movie night" because it's just completely unwatchable.

It's literal dogshit on a DVD and everything else you're talking about doesn't hold a candle to it.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


It's probably nowhere near as awesomely bad as some of the other things brought up here, but Black Mask 2 sticks out in my mind. The first one is a niche classic of a ridiculously awesome over the top asian action movie, and then the sequel was made in america with exactly zero of the actors returning, a terrible script that doesn't make any attempt at all to connect to the original and the worst special effects ever. For some reason, the villain was a thinly veiled parody of Vince McMahon who mutated his wrestlers and worked for a brain in a jar. It features the hero fighting a squidman Rob Van Dam on top of a herd of elephants in the middle of a major american city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdSS5SD7j4

I still can't believe this movie exists.

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost

Cechmanek posted:

So instead of sleeping, I decided to read that entire other Sonic comic. I've decided to lend my "talents" into doing voices for them.
You should read all characters with American redneck accent. Then when they complain you should agree to redo them, and add even more redneck accent.

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!


woodenchicken posted:

You should read all characters with American redneck accent. Then when they complain you should agree to redo them, and add even more redneck accent.

I'm going to try and do it tomorrow. I'm not sure where I'm going to go with this, but I doubt I'm getting a second chance.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

JazzFlight posted:

Hey Porky... don't take your life away.
Listen to this new song instead:




Nooooo Porky Dont!!! (Song for Chapter 9)


Whoa poo poo, I best get crackalackin on audio of Kermit's lessons

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib


just call me guy i guess

Paramemetic fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Aug 1, 2012

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Hulk's pose on panel seven cracks me up and I can't tell why.

first move tengen
Dec 2, 2011
Bahahaha.

hello im chucky kong,
you don't mind these
rinos do you?

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



It's pretty self-aware that this character doesn't care about his own name enough to tell it to everyone.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

What's the plan lazerbot :argh:

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
I wonder if it's a loving awesome plan or an awesome loving plan.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

i would
lend you a hand myself but
after my sexual encounter i had with whats her
name i ran into alittle problem with
candy, i have the clap now and
i gave it to candy,

:allears:

Oh Donkey Kong. That whole panel is gold.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I bet lazerbot has no idea what Shadow's plan is at this point.

Bilal
Feb 20, 2012

"You can come out now, Donkey Kong," in the middle of an empty field. What did he come out of?

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.

Bilal posted:

"You can come out now, Donkey Kong," in the middle of an empty field. What did he come out of?

Probably a DK Barrel.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

I wonder who the "one more" guy is whom Shadow mentioned.

I don't know what crazy crossover I should even hope for.
Albert Wesker? Simon Belmont? Samus Aran?

Whoever it is, they'll be even more bad-rear end than what I could hope for.

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause

Grimey Drawer

Constable Lemon posted:

i would
lend you a hand myself but
after my sexual encounter i had with whats her
name i ran into alittle problem with
candy, i have the clap now and
i gave it to candy,

:allears:

Oh Donkey Kong. That whole panel is gold.

Man needs his pus pus

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


I love that his choice of Kongs are the two most obscure ones (from DK64 no less). If any X Men show up they'll be represented by Dazzler and Longshot.

Tweek
Feb 1, 2005

I have more disposable income than you.

Gaseous Snake posted:

Man needs his pus pus

Know what's awesome? Getting some pus pus after smoking some gra gra.

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so
Hulk in the second-to-last panel is the best. He's really pissed off for some reason (well, he is the Hulk I guess) and talks through his clenched teeth, "GODDAMN THATS A GOOD PLAN IM VARY IMPRESSED AT HOW WELL THOUGHT OUT IT IS"

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Those moderate republicans look suspiciously like Rhinoceroses.

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so
Have an avatar you guys. You've earned it.



wow goons you keep on impressing me
with how well thought out your posts are

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?
I know we're all super-excited to see lazerbot's new page, but let's think about this a little.

Donkey Kong had a threesome with Knuckles and Rouge.
Rouge gave Donkey Kong the clap.
Knuckles is missing from this page.

Is...is Knuckles going to be okay?

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

He's probably too chilled out all the time to notice.

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!
I love how in panel two Shadow has his hands held up before him like a maestro preparing to conduct the greatest symphony of his life.

this plan is
completely
flawless

Robotnik DDS
Oct 31, 2004

withheldmcfakename posted:

Donkey Kong had a threesome with Knuckles and Rouge.

I'd honestly forgotten all about this. This is just like how Breaking Bad keeps bringing back all these one shot criminals.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Robotnik DDS posted:

I'd honestly forgotten all about this. This is just like how Breaking Bad keeps bringing back all these one shot criminals.

so your telling me you
wasn't drunk or hosed up
in anyway. when you for->
got knuckles had sex with
rouge and that
monkey

This is the only comic where you can honestly be like, "Oh yeah, I totally forgot this sonic character hosed this mario character."

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine
im so mad im ==>
gonna go get pus pus
so i wont be so mad.

Danzou
Oct 24, 2010

by angerbot

Suzuki Method posted:

This is the only comic where you can honestly be like, "Oh yeah, I totally forgot this sonic character hosed this mario character."
Donkey Kong is a Donkey Kong character, who gets invited every one in a while to go golfing or race go karts with his old enemy.

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ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Bilal posted:

"You can come out now, Donkey Kong," in the middle of an empty field. What did he come out of?

The closet. He admitted to having sex with Knuckles!

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