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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Saving the best for last, I see.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I would legit wish to own every foreign and domestic Bond poster from Dr. No to View to a Kill.

Bad or good, they're all masterpieces in some way.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
I kinda only scratched the surface with that post. There's a super-high-end poster site called Cinemasterpieces with a whole section of Bond posters most of them hi-res, and of course IMP Awards.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Robert Denby posted:

I kinda only scratched the surface with that post. There's a super-high-end poster site called Cinemasterpieces with a whole section of Bond posters most of them hi-res, and of course IMP Awards.

Oh my gently caress you've done a terrible thing.

edit: holy fucknuts $15,000 for a 2001: A Space Odyssey poster

Fayez Butts fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Aug 2, 2012

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
So I was looking to see if the a movie I liked at this years Sundance had a release date yet. While it appears not to it does have a poster. Look at this thing...just look at it:

:allears:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Pesky Splinter posted:

Speaking of videogame movies:


For a second I thought the title actually WAS "Return to Silent Hill" and was disappointed when I saw the actual name.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

007 takes his coked out date to the festival!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

axleblaze posted:

So I was looking to see if the a movie I liked at this years Sundance had a release date yet. While it appears not to it does have a poster. Look at this thing...just look at it:

:allears:

Traci Lords got a top billing? This may be a must-see.

Talks To Cats
Jan 7, 2012
I hate my job and I hate you, but I'll put up with my job because it makes me a shit-ton of money. I can tell you how to do the same...but you won't listen.

I support charity:water with my erotica charity bundles. Water changes everything.
You're a woman now!

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Coolodile posted:

For a second I thought the title actually WAS "Return to Silent Hill" and was disappointed when I saw the actual name.

That would be better considering how campy the trailer is looking. As it is though:

:byodood: "Silent Hill: REVELATION 3D!"

Or "Silent Hill: Generic "R" movie-word and current gimmick" to give it its proper title.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Has there been a "Re-" movie that didn't suck?

Reloaded, Revolution, Revelation, Retaliation, Retribution, etc.

Similarly "___ of the ____"

Rise of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon, Attack of the Clones...

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Has there been a "Re-" movie that didn't suck?

Reloaded, Revolution, Revelation, Retaliation, Retribution, etc.

Similarly "___ of the ____"

Rise of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon, Attack of the Clones...

Night of the living dead
Dawn of the Dead

Return of the Jedi
Re-Animator

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Aug 2, 2012

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Has there been a "Re-" movie that didn't suck?

Reloaded, Revolution, Revelation, Retaliation, Retribution, etc.

Similarly "___ of the ____"

Rise of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon, Attack of the Clones...

Fellowship of the Ring
Return of the King
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Not sure if this counts?)

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Has there been a "Re-" movie that didn't suck?

Reloaded, Revolution, Revelation, Retaliation, Retribution, etc.

Similarly "___ of the ____"

Rise of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon, Attack of the Clones...

The Raid: Redemption

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Slate Action posted:

Fellowship of the Ring
Return of the King
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Not sure if this counts?)

Book titles. And Raiders isn't a subtitle, as it was the original full title.

However Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a subtitle, and, well, :suicide:

bobkatt013 posted:

Night of the living dead
Dawn of the Dead

Return of the Jedi
Re-Animator

Three of those aren't subtitles, but full titles.

Jedi is, but it was the worst of the originals. Point stands. :colbert:

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Aug 2, 2012

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Book titles. And Raiders isn't a subtitle.


Those aren't subtitles, but full titles.

And Jedi was the worst of the originals. :colbert:

Might be worst of the originals but still better then the prequels. Also your original post never said it had to be subtitle

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

bobkatt013 posted:

Might be worst of the originals but still better then the prequels. Also your original post never said it had to be subtitle

It was heavily implied, since we we were talking about the trend of movie sequels being "R" titles.

:smugdog::pipe:

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

axleblaze posted:

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Curses. :argh:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Dawn of the Dead was also a subtitle in some territories.

Also Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Maybe Curses are exempt from the rule?

Jedit fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Aug 2, 2012

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Jedit posted:

Also Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Maybe Curses are exempt from the rule?

I think that when both the title AND the subtitle have the "____ of the _____" formula, they cancel each other out.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
And now I have to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocy8TseK88I

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hewlett posted:

I think that when both the title AND the subtitle have the "____ of the _____" formula, they cancel each other out.

Also, not a sequel subtitle, but a subtitle for an original film, which is very rare.

Pirates yada yada... stands defiant.

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Aug 2, 2012

Shanty
Nov 7, 2005

I Love Dogs
Man, this really puts the kibosh on the Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers adaptation I've been working on.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Shanty posted:

Man, this really puts the kibosh on the Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers adaptation I've been working on.

Change it to "Gabriel Knight of the ____: The Curse of the Sins of the Fathers"

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Change it to "Gabriel Knight of the ____: The Curse of the Sins of the Fathers - Retribution 3D"

Fixed that for you. Now it's destined for box office gold.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Return of the Revolution: Rise of the Retaliation Rising: Origins 3D

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sir Lemming posted:

Return of the Revolution: Rise of the Retaliation Rising: Origins 3D on Mars

Oh goddammit, now it's definitely going to fail.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Lobok posted:

Oh goddammit, now it's definitely going to fail.

Don't worry, just change it to Mundane Name of Obscure Main Character. That'll help it turn a profit.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Hewlett posted:

Don't worry, just change it to Mundane Name of Obscure Main Character. That'll help it turn a profit.

Revenge of Randall Robertson: Rise of the Retaliation

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

Hewlett posted:

Don't worry, just change it to Mundane Name of Obscure Main Character. That'll help it turn a profit.

Put a "From one of the producers of [some famous film]" That might save the movie.

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Friend and I were discussing Bond posters and trailers in the bar earlier, he mentioned 'You Only Live Twice', the "antigravity" one... I'd completely forgotten that one existed:


click>big

Bond gives zero fucks as to the laws that bind other men to the earth.

What the gently caress? This looks cool but it also hurts my head. I keep wanting to turn my head to match Bond. :xd:

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Jasta posted:

What the gently caress? This looks cool but it also hurts my head. I keep wanting to turn my head to match Bond. :xd:

Here you go:


Somehow, Bond looks even more smug in the proper orientation.


Some more posters:

Movies about comic books and fairy tales have reached their peak, time for a glut of male stripper movies :razz:


I look forward to seeing Republicans rage about this movie.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bowser fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Aug 3, 2012

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

bowser posted:

Here you go:


Somehow, Bond looks even more smug in the proper orientation.

He totally does. Also, this is exactly how I would hang it on my wall.

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.

bowser posted:


Movies about comic books and fairy tales have reached their peak, time for a glut of male stripper movies :razz:
Who okayed that monstrosity of a neck??

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

VoidBurger posted:

Who okayed that monstrosity of a neck??

I was thinking the same thing. It's a sea of flesh.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
It looks like a candid photo, I'm okay with it.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
It's composed in an ugly way but at least it sort of looks like some kind of recognizable scenario.

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin

bowser posted:

Here you go:


Somehow, Bond looks even more smug in the proper orientation.


drat! I liked the poster before but this is just beautiful.

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Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
OK, why is there a giant man to the left of that group of people? What is that lump in front of the woman on the right? :psyduck:

bowser posted:


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I just went to a theater at Times Square yesterday, and the sides of the escalators literally have banners for this movie plastered onto them. This looks like one of those 'movie within a movie' gags that's used to make fun of generic kids movies.

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