|
haljordan posted:Leno still does stand-up gigs all over the fuckin' country. Who the gently caress pays to see Leno do stand-up?
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 14:26
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 29, 2024 06:16 |
|
|
Brocktoon posted:Who the gently caress pays to see Leno do stand-up? Artie has talked about this -- I guess there are a lot of corporate gigs that you can do for big money if you can do clean, friendly stand-up comedy. Plus, I'm sure people are willing to go out to a comedy club to see Jay Leno -- he's famous. The Tonight Show isn't the juggernaut it once was, but I would not be surprised at all to find out he draws more people than multiple edgy comedians combined.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 14:27
|
|
|
Oh god, more bashing Gary's music choices this morning. Pure gold.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 15:01
|
|
|
A Intimate Rimjobs posted:Why haven't I watched the Gary tape every day for the past 7 years? This will always be funny as hell but holy poo poo is it ever creepy.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 15:12
|
|
|
Vakal posted:Oh god, more bashing Gary's music choices this morning. "These aren't necessarily songs I like or are good, but they tell a story, bawf!"
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 17:08
|
|
|
Brocktoon posted:Who the gently caress pays to see Leno do stand-up? Never under-estimate the power of those with big hair and big wallets. You do realize who his target audience is, right? It's definitely not us.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 17:14
|
|
|
Brocktoon posted:Who the gently caress pays to see Leno do stand-up? Looking at his schedule, its places like Atlantic City, Vegas and even Mississippi.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 17:16
|
|
|
Brocktoon posted:"These aren't necessarily songs I like or are good, but they tell a story, bawf!" "It's not that they are the best songs I've heard bawf, but they are the best songs for a first date. And they still hold up."
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 18:24
|
|
|
A Intimate Rimjobs posted:"It's not that they are the best songs I've heard bawf, but they are the best songs for a first date. And they still hold up." I can only imagine some poor rear end in a top hat who paid $30 for Fa Fa Flofly's audiobook and a huge portion of it is just him reading off song names. edit: Gonna fire up that clip on YouTube right now and use it to ride out the workday.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 20:29
|
|
|
Gary just seems to have a penchant for embarrassing himself over and over and over again. The baba booey, the tape, the pitch, the book. Oh and technobeaver, REE-SEES, the stools, his caps.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 21:31
|
|
|
chiz posted:Gary just seems to have a penchant for embarrassing himself over and over and over again. I still don't see what was wrong with the stools. Howard's argument was completely ridiculous. "Who eats while watching a sporting event?!"
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 21:33
|
|
|
I don't think this has ever been linked in here before... But here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb2TeLUfmI4 I PRANK
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 21:46
|
|
|
Brocktoon posted:I still don't see what was wrong with the stools. Howard's argument was completely ridiculous. "Who eats while watching a sporting event?!" That was more hilarious because it really showed Howard's disconnect with normal people, but it was still good Booey beating.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 21:52
|
|
|
Was Howard live today? I spent most of last night listening through Tradio calls. The one where the two women go on about a jungle bunny and Artie laughing in the background is mah favvooritteee. And for some content, here is "Richard's dad is a real man p1" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBesB3sbGA4
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 22:00
|
|
|
I get annoyed every time I think about the fact that I spent money on Gary's book. It was harribly boring. He's the worst story teller - he includes all of this superfluous information that is not in any way needed to tell the story.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 22:33
|
|
|
I thought this was the one book where Baba Booey went from being a pop producer to becoming the producer we all know and remember them for
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 22:49
|
|
|
Brocktoon posted:I still don't see what was wrong with the stools. Howard's argument was completely ridiculous. "Who eats while watching a sporting event?!" Oh I agree with you on that, I think sometimes people are more into eating and the commercials. Also: Oh Kelly you poor thing 
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2012 22:54
|
|
|
chiz posted:
I was getting progressively more angry as I read it too. By the end, I was hoping there was a twist and his crazy mother ended up killing him or something.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 00:23
|
|
|
Does Robert A. Booey go into his days as a lothario or is he saving that for the sequel?
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 01:52
|
|
|
A Intimate Rimjobs posted:I don't think this has ever been linked in here before... But here it is: Wow Howard was furious, that's the most angry I think I've seen him.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 03:01
|
|
|
Kelly posted:I was getting progressively more angry as I read it too. By the end, I was hoping there was a twist and his crazy mother ended up killing him or something. it's selling for seventy five bucks signed on ebay.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 03:23
|
|
|
I just hope that before the show ends, someone will dig up the Gary MTV VJ audition tape.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 03:38
|
|
|
an adult beverage posted:Wow Howard was furious, that's the most angry I think I've seen him. I'd probably be really upset if Scott the Engineer and Ronnie the Limo Driver tried to do something funny too
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 05:33
|
|
|
I stopped listening a while back, has Artie been on?
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 05:59
|
|
|
ChubbyEmoBabe posted:I stopped listening a while back, has Artie been on? No, but his and Nick's show is pretty funny. I laughed way more at that than I have at Stern in the past......Jesus I don't know. He's a little harsh with them sometimes but I love his dynamic with the Twins on his show.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 06:41
|
|
|
Artie is like a trainwreck on the air, it's pretty good if you can stop yourself from cringing too much, just pretend he is totally putting on his horrible stuff for comedic effect. Then get depressed that Nick isn't. I was listening to a show awhile back and he just straight up called one of the twins a bitch, like a reflex, nobody had any idea where it came from and he just pawned it off on him insisting he was calling Dan that instead. Nick is very bitter and angry. When Artie was talking about Jeff Ross, Nick just hates him and was ragging on him big time, making fun of him for being uhh... funny and moderately successful. It sounded very sour grapes and was strange. Even Artie was like, "Uhh, okay... if you say so" about it. If you can get past some stuff (blatant woman hating and sport jock homophobia) it's a good show. Artie owns.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 07:00
|
|
|
chiz posted:Gary just seems to have a penchant for embarrassing himself over and over and over again. "mac-HINE"
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 07:06
|
|
|
Smeep posted:"mac-HINE" Yet another. We could do this all night I think. Also as far as Nick and Artie go, the six and seventeenth of August shows were good. Yeah Nick and Artie can be a little misogynistic and homophobic but that is the demographic. Maybe they should change it up though for the internet demographic. Maybe they should change their images, I'm thinking two atheist, transexual, vegan, anti-capitalist, anti-american, brony, pokemon playing Redditors.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 07:50
|
|
|
A Intimate Rimjobs posted:I'd probably be really upset if Scott the Engineer and Ronnie the Limo Driver tried to do something funny too
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 12:39
|
|
|
I am honestly stumped as to whether or not Ronnie is in on the joke. Does he know the reason they gently caress with him is because of his over-the-top reactions? Or, does he really have no clue that he sounds like he sounds like he might be mentally ill when he strikes back at people? This morning when he was striking back at John Leibermen, "HAHAH YEAH RIGHT JOHN YOU IDIOT" he was like, screaming at John - his volume was so much higher than everyone else he sounded mentally ill. But then other times it seems like he has NO idea why he is being ridiculed.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 14:25
|
|
|
Kelly posted:I am honestly stumped as to whether or not Ronnie is in on the joke. Does he know the reason they gently caress with him is because of his over-the-top reactions? Or, does he really have no clue that he sounds like he sounds like he might be mentally ill when he strikes back at people? Ronnie always gets on my nerves whenever someone tries to criticize him and all he does is parrot back what they say in a sarcastic tone of voice "Yeah I'm an rear end in a top hat", "Yeah I'm a jerk", "OK, whatever."
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 14:33
|
|
|
haljordan posted:Ronnie always gets on my nerves whenever someone tries to criticize him and all he does is parrot back what they say in a sarcastic tone of voice "Yeah I'm an rear end in a top hat", "Yeah I'm a jerk", "OK, whatever." Ronnie isn't a very smart person.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 15:09
|
|
|
Smeep posted:"mac-HINE" I lost it at "Florence and the Mac-Hine" this morning. I'd have crashed the car if I hadn't been at a red light. There are few things I find more entertaining than Howard and Fred busting on Gary.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 15:16
|
|
|
Listening to yesterday's segment busting on Gary's playlist. Holy poo poo is this funny stuff.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 15:33
|
|
|
Two words: Gary Puppet Nothing else on the show compared to Fred working the Gary puppet and Billy working the Jackie puppet Maybe one of the best segments ever was when Mike Judge did the news as Bevis and Butthead while Fred did the Gary Puppet and Billy worked the Jackie Puppet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zvnkWjE9_Y
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 16:04
|
|
|
Nick and Artie were insufferable last night over women being allowed to play at Augusta.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 19:16
|
|
|
AxeManiac posted:Artie is like a trainwreck on the air, it's pretty good if you can stop yourself from cringing too much, just pretend he is totally putting on his horrible stuff for comedic effect. Just to clarify this, he recently pissed in a cup in the studio and demanded an intern or one of the twins clean it up. DirectTV wanted to suspend him for this so he rage quit instead.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 19:27
|
|
|
Shes Not Impressed posted:Nick and Artie were insufferable last night over women being allowed to play at Augusta. The last bastion... the last places a white man can go and smoke cigars and discuss vaginas and uteruses with other white male friends without having to hear some disgusting vaginaowner piping in with her two cents. RUINED What's next, blacks in my White House????
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 19:32
|
|
|
Remember that Artie had that argument years ago with Robin about how no one should have a problem with him going to a tennis match and start yelling and screaming because it's a sports and people should expect it.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 19:34
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 29, 2024 06:16 |
|
|
Bonzo posted:Just to clarify this, he recently pissed in a cup in the studio and demanded an intern or one of the twins clean it up. Well, he is a diabetic, but he didn't rage quit, he still has his job.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2012 19:36
|
|