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Pindakaas
Jul 8, 2003

I'm not a baby I'm a man! An Anchorman!
I don't even know what the fight is about or who the good guy is anymore.

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withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?

Pindakaas posted:

I don't even know what the fight is about or who the good guy is anymore.

Garry wants Demaro to use his powers to help the trolls.

Demaro wants Garry to tell him how he found Elmer and where the rest of the neutrals are.

Both are bad guys, but now it's not so black and white.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


And then Silver and the neutrals show up and kill both of them.

On an unrelated note, I was playing Sonic Generations with my little sister and when Shadow shows up she insists on calling him a she even after I correct her, because "she looks like a girl".

Yep, we are growing our own troll here.

Final Gloom
Sep 27, 2009
Ahaha. That sounds like something my sisters would have done to pester me. Class A trollin. She must be stopped. :fut:

Bloomington
Apr 20, 2010

withheldmcfakename posted:

Garry wants Demaro to use his powers to help the trolls.

Demaro wants Garry to tell him how he found Elmer and where the rest of the neutrals are.

Both are bad guys, but now it's not so black and white.
Demaro is basically Satan while Garry is just a huge, glorious dick (also a murderer but to is everyone else in this loving comic). So I'm inclined to believe Garry is the lesser of the 2 evils here.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Garry just pulled off a transformation the likes of which I haven't seen since Power Rangers. Demaro is Just Another Necromancer, albeit with some different powers to the others. On the other hand, he isn't a Looney Tunes character, which the other necromancers are.

So I'm rooting for Garry.

Redeadagain
Jan 10, 2009


this shall be
humorous
Plus, Garry-Shiva's face is legit creepy.
Being uncomfortable is a regular part of reading this epic, and one I'm okay with. Mark of someone who loves their work if they provoke those kinds of things with their readers.

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche
Lipstick Apathy

The MSJ posted:

Yeah, Lazerbot said on Facebook he is working towards something big.

Mean while,



You can't tell me that panel 7 isn't Lazerbot breaking the fourth wall to address everybody hating on how long this fight has dragged on for.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Okay, this page is actually really great. Lotsa good stuff:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
think god damnit this isn't good at all, ok calm down

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
Remember when I did that thing in this same fight? TWO WEEKS AGO?! Mostly kidding this time, good panel.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
All the excited ranting and laughing that Garry's doing is absolutely hilarious-- I couldn't stop laughing at it! He's just blabbering on and on!

I actually don't have much of a problem with this very long fight scene. I'm reading it less as a long story than I am as a gag-a-day webcomic strip. Looked at that way, each page of this fight has had some kind of payoff or gag, so it doesn't make me impatient to see the end.

grading essays nude
Oct 24, 2009

so why dont we
put him into a canan
and shoot him into the trolls base where
ever it is and let him kill all of them. its
so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life
The third to last panel is the greatest. Pretty realistic depiction of how one would process a guy with a flamethrower for eyes I think.

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?

Calico Heart posted:

Okay, this page is actually really great. Lotsa good stuff:



This is the end for Demaro! He's a neutral, and his emotions are wildly out of control here!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
"remember when i use this eye to make a fire shock wave to light them rocks on fire"

The way lazerbot uses "them" instead of "those" is so quaint. I love it because it's really not something that I'd picture a teenager saying, even though everything else is.

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.

DrSunshine posted:

All the excited ranting and laughing that Garry's doing is absolutely hilarious-- I couldn't stop laughing at it! He's just blabbering on and on!

He's feeding off fear/hate/having power, like most evil/trolly dudes. Somewhere between that and psyching himself up.

Bloodly fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Sep 1, 2012

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Garry snapping is a thing of beauty. I really don't know how the hell his eye is a flamethrower and a laser beam at the same time though.

Hamsterlady
Jul 8, 2010

Corpse Party, bitches.

Plutonis posted:

Garry snapping is a thing of beauty. I really don't know how the hell his eye is a flamethrower and a laser beam at the same time though.

His left eye is a laser beam, his right is a flamethrower.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

withheldmcfakename posted:

This is the end for Demaro! He's a neutral, and his emotions are wildly out of control here!
Nah, wasn't he a Satanist? They don't have to be neutral.

Sir Lemming posted:

"remember when i use this eye to make a fire shock wave to light them rocks on fire"

The way lazerbot uses "them" instead of "those" is so quaint. I love it because it's really not something that I'd picture a teenager saying, even though everything else is.
When I hear that grammar, I think more like Slingblade's voice, as in "them french-fried potaters."

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





JazzFlight posted:

Nah, wasn't he a Satanist? They don't have to be neutral.

The Satanists originally controlled the Neutrals. Demaro was the only one who stayed a satanist because he joined the group to take control of the satanists.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




But the power of the neutrals at all comes from the god in the blood pool, who specifically already shortened Tom's and Elmer's lives because of lack of emotion control/lack of power usage.

Also, yeah, last panel was totally foreshadowing for this again:

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

I hope the guy from Arrival In Hell comes in to finish Demaro and his demon off.

I love how there's a timer on his demon, by the way. Just "oh welp, can't summon this thing for an hour now". Just how specific the cooldown time on the demon powers is.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
I WANT TO SEE ALL THE BLOOD!!!!

loving genius.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
What the gently caress is a 'faygle'?

e: oh, okay

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




I've been playting through Suikoden 1 again lately.


I guess this was to come eventually, Tails Gets Trolled the game.



Also, totally works as Defenders Hideout theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRC4r9jpUec

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Way too detailed terrain for TGT.

cugel
Jan 22, 2010
Hey, have a .gif for Woodstock, I can't remember seeing him.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



He should be saying something about taking a nap and then taking a poo poo - or was it the other way around?

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

"Tails Gets Trolled - The Album (Volume 1)" is nearly COMPLETE!
Here's track 10, the last track before the bonus one.

I was contemplating whether to pick assorted quotes from Chapter 10 (there are some great ones) or just doing... "the story" and... well, you'll see.



Troll Another Troll (Song for Chapter 10)

(OPENING)
tails im gonna teach you the fine art of patience
ahhhhhh so gay
have you ever been bitch slapped for lack of listening?
WHAT!?
see when someone loses focus they do stupid things get angry,
i will tell you my story, which is a bit hard for me.
but here it is

(VERSE 1)
my story is a bit different from the normal stories,
it started with me and my friends,
our names was starting to get well known in the world we live in,
so thats when it started,
we had no idea what trolls were so we didn't see it coming,
we was invited to a party, a troll party,
all of the muppets showed up and we all had a pretty good time with our host,
they all seemed pretty cool but that was just to draw us in,
they asked us to come play some games with them,
at the time it seemed cool but that was just to get our trust,
so me animal and the rest of them,
played there games and had a awesome time but like i said,
it was just to get our trust so they could rip us down but none of us understood that
and they started to insult us but we had no idea how to react to it,
so they didn't get the negative response they was looking for,

(CHORUS)
the best challenge for a troll to troll
is another troll
thats when me and my friends
turned on each other
troll another troll

(VERSE 2)
we was just confused but some of the muppets found it interesting,
so we went along with it and thats when it started,
we decided to do it but we didn't understand what we was doing,
so we was liking it but we didn't get the point of it,
it was all fun and games really,
some of us liked it more then the rest of us,
the animal took a liking to it the most and
after awhile we started to get the point of the game,
as we saw it and started room rating chat rooms on pal talk,
just loving around but then we started to challenge our selves,
finding tougher people to troll,
and we realized how good at trolling we became,
consumed with it, we looked for tougher victims and thats when we ran into this one guy on the internet,
that was different he said,
the best challenge for a troll to troll is another troll,
thats when me and my friends turned on each other knowing that,
we could troll another troll,

(chorus)

(VERSE 3)
at the time we didn't know but that guy was a troll and
he convinced us to turn on each other and thats when the real game began,
so we all devided from each other and our goals was to troll each other and we manage to do so
but that just made the other one angry and we started playing dirtier and hitting each others nerves really bad,
it was a full out troll battle between us,
it started getting worse and more personal
because we all knew each other so well,
its easy to troll someone you know but none of us could admit defeat and it dragged on
and our troll battle continued, it wasn't a fist fight kind of battle,
there are other kinds of battles
becides the kind you have with your fist,
but anyways it raged on and some of the weaker minded ones was starting to give up
but the rest of them like me and animal and mis piggy wouldn't let up

(chorus)

(INTERLUDE)
and while we was challenging our selves we was also destorying each other,
some of them was beyond repair mentally and some of them killed there selves,
the numbers of us was getting smaller,
the stronger minded ones was the last ones left,
the other ones was broken or just left and the battle raged on,
later it was just three of us,
me animal and mis piggy the rest left,
killed there selves or just never spoke to us again,
we was destroying each other and we was afraid of losing,
we couldn't handle it ,
and soon enough i pushed mis piggy to far because she cared about me and i used it to destroy her

(chorus)

no dont explain more! i got it!
i dont understand why i have to learn this useless crap


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In case you missed 'em:
(with Music Video)
(with Music Video)






JazzFlight fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Sep 2, 2012

press for porn
Jan 6, 2008

by Pipski
This is the most emotional one you've dropped so far, love it.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

Oh my god. This is my favorite one yet. Kermit....:(

Man, if you need someone to draw out anything for the music video to avoid just showing Kermit sitting there with a giant speech bubble for 4 minutes, I'll totally do some art for it if I'm not busy when the time comes.

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche
Lipstick Apathy

Phlegmish posted:

He should be saying something about taking a nap and then taking a poo poo - or was it the other way around?

Feel free to check my totally sick av for reference.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Did the flamethrower ruin all his strings? They look broken. I think perhaps even if he wins it's a Pyrrhic victory.

total agreement
Dec 19, 2011
Fire effects look pretty sweet.



The third eye is crying, that's pretty deep.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



"There's only darkness and Satan and HATE"


Somehow I forgot Demaro was an idiot. Loving the silly back and forth they're having though. Demaro's really at his wit's end.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Wow, a new page and a new JazzFlight song, no one can have a bad day on a day like this!

ALEX TRILLTON
Sep 9, 2011

IF I'M EVER A DICK ON THE INTERNET, TELL PAULSEPHIROTH'S MOM
God damnit Demaro if you actually win I'm going to be so mad!

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

ALEX TRILLTON posted:

God damnit Demaro if you actually win I'm going to be so mad!

How mad? You might need to gently caress your girlfriend so you aren't so mad.

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so
AHHHHH I GOT TO HURRY UP AND RUB THIS MUD ON MY ARM TO PUT OUT THE FIRE is the funniest thing, oh my god

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JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

nerdbot posted:

Oh my god. This is my favorite one yet. Kermit....:(

Man, if you need someone to draw out anything for the music video to avoid just showing Kermit sitting there with a giant speech bubble for 4 minutes, I'll totally do some art for it if I'm not busy when the time comes.
Haha, thanks for that. I might have to take you up on that offer whenever that would be (years from now at my music video-making pace).

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