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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

potee posted:

Well I'm making a stand here. I'm saying NO to head first parking. I'm not putting up with that. We put up with too much crap in this city, we're not putting up with head first parking.

This is one of the few times George is right both logically and morally.

Usually his logic is sound, but to agree with him you'd have to have a heart as black as coal...but seriously, gently caress head-in parking...99% of the time, you aren't going to get it lined up perfectly anyway, unless there are two spots open in a row, so you'll still have to back up, you're just deliberately being an rear end to the person you can clearly see is going to back into the spot! :argh:

Hell, even Newman was on George's side.

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Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Hell, even Newman was on George's side.

Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Let me be perfectly blunt. I don't care for you, Costanza. You hang out on the west side of the building with Seinfeld all day laughing it up, wasting your lives.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Glare Seethe posted:

Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye...

No. There's less.

Big Taint
Oct 19, 2003

Guy A. Person posted:

No. There's less.

I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
I think someone already made gifs from this episode already but here's a few from The Foundation









Thunderlips
Oct 25, 2002

Big Taint posted:

I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.

:smugdog: Well, if you're happy with her, that's all that matters.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Hank Morgan posted:

I think someone already made gifs from this episode already but here's a few from The Foundation











Kramer's exaggerated karate noises really make this scene.

Also, is that the kid from "Little Giants" in the first and second gifs?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

haljordan posted:

Also, is that the kid from "Little Giants" in the first and second gifs?

Yup. He also played an intern in Season 8 of Scrubs:

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Let me ask you something, when do you start to worry about ear hair?

I'd say when the nipple makes its first appearance.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


He's dominating!

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
Man, the voice/Kramerica oil bladder/George trying to get fired form Play Now/Elaine backsliding with Puddy episode was on tonight.

So. loving good.

It may be the most complete episode, every character has a hilarious story line going.

Gif of Elaine paying Jerry please.

Also, when Jerry tells Kramer that Elaine is going to the diner as well and he loving storms out of his apartment, "DARREN!!!!"

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Loving Life Partner posted:


Gif of Elaine paying Jerry please.


Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Coworker of mine has to give a seminar tomorrow about risk management.

I called her Costanza all day. This will continue until I lose interest or the weekend happens, which ever comes first.

I might go in early to type up some stuff about Ovaltine and leave it on her desk.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So you're her mentor?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Sash! posted:

I might go in early to type up some stuff about Ovaltine and leave it on her desk.

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Did you see me up there. I was killing, Jerry. Killing. I killed. Killed.

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Sep 18, 2012

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yup. He also played an intern in Season 8 of Scrubs:


You just blew my mind!

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica

Loving Life Partner posted:

Man, the voice/Kramerica oil bladder/George trying to get fired form Play Now/Elaine backsliding with Puddy episode was on tonight.

So. loving good.

It may be the most complete episode, every character has a hilarious story line going.

Gif of Elaine paying Jerry please.

Also, when Jerry tells Kramer that Elaine is going to the diner as well and he loving storms out of his apartment, "DARREN!!!!"

The Voice is literally my favorite episode of any live-action sitcom and I will continue to sing its praises until the day I die.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
So what's with the fatigues and all the psychotic imagery?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hank Morgan posted:

So what's with the fatigues and all the psychotic imagery?

Well it's tough meeting somebody you like, let alone somebody Jewish. :geno:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
So I was in the background in someone's student film today, and I had to look like I was talking with someone, naturally i went with:

"...so, y'know I had to kill him and the police are still looking for me."

Chexoid fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Sep 19, 2012

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
I need a .gif of Jerry staring at his girlfriend's toy shelf as they're making out, from The Merv Griffin Show. His frantic bulging eyes are hilarious.

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Sash! posted:

Coworker of mine has to give a seminar tomorrow about risk management.

I called her Costanza all day. This will continue until I lose interest or the weekend happens, which ever comes first.

I might go in early to type up some stuff about Ovaltine and leave it on her desk.

Make sure to lock yourself out of your office sometime Friday morning.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Mystic_Squid posted:

I need a .gif of Jerry staring at his girlfriend's toy shelf as they're making out, from The Merv Griffin Show. His frantic bulging eyes are hilarious.

strap on revenge fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Sep 19, 2012

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

Fantastic. Thank you.

Mission accomplished. Back to base, Joe!

LARRY JEW
Jan 7, 2010

Mopey Dick
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!

LARRY JEW
Jan 7, 2010

Mopey Dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4uqYBeZ1fU

The fact that this doesn't have a much bigger audience laugh really annoys me. One of my favorite Kramer lines in the whole show. Isosceles Kramer.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

LARRY JEW posted:

Isosceles Kramer.

Soda ...Costanza.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

... SEVEN.

:smug:

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
The rines were crossed?

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:

This is one of the few times George is right both logically and morally.

Usually his logic is sound, but to agree with him you'd have to have a heart as black as coal...but seriously, gently caress head-in parking...99% of the time, you aren't going to get it lined up perfectly anyway, unless there are two spots open in a row, so you'll still have to back up, you're just deliberately being an rear end to the person you can clearly see is going to back into the spot! :argh:

Hell, even Newman was on George's side.

Nah, he took waaaay too long to start backing up. It just looked like he was double parked, so the other dude really had no choice but to go head first.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
WHY'D YOU TELL HER!

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Stare-Out posted:

... SEVEN.

:smug:

*hangs head out of car window*

ALRIGHT LET'S JUST STAY CALM HERE

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

Ehud posted:

*hangs head out of car window*

Hahaha, why the hell does he do that anyway.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Leyburn posted:

Hahaha, why the hell does he do that anyway.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
I got a rubber lobster in the post this morning. Looking forward to thrusting it into peoples faces and saying "HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT WHAT I GOT!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDLm08StCwQ

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ehud posted:

*hangs head out of car window*

ALRIGHT LET'S JUST STAY CALM HERE

How about Mug? Mug Costanza.

I've got fifty right here in the cupboard. Bisquick? Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce?

Maxwell House?

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