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invision
Mar 2, 2009

I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH RAPE LAST TIME, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?
:siren::siren:We've been doing this for eight? years now:siren::siren:

:jihad: We've recently had an influx of people who have degrees wanting to enlist. Follow the chart below, and see question #5. :jihad:



Thanks Ixian!

First thread (archived) http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1696489
Second thread (archived) http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2420550
Third thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3180090
Fourth thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3343448

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What does this thread mean to you?
If you're thinking about enlisting, ROTC programs, attending a service academy, pursuing a commission, about to sign a contract, have already joined the service and still have questions or if you want to talk with other goon service members.

1) What are some websites I can go to for basic information about the military?
2) What’s the difference between Active Duty, National Guard and Reserves?
3) What is basic training like?
4) I am in college or starting college and want to join the military. What are my options?
5) Tell me about OCS!
6) Tell me about going from enlisted to officer.
7) I have done drugs in the past, will this disqualify me?
8) I have a physical condition/past surgery that limits my abilities, will this disqualify me?
9) I have used or AM USING prescription medication for a mental health issue, will this disqualify me?
10) I’m overweight and out of shape! Help!
11) How soon would I go to Iraq or Afghanistan if I joined?
12) What are my chances of getting [insert school here]?
13) How do I become Airborne?
14) How do I become a Ranger?
15) How do I become a Sniper?
16) Which is right for me? Enlisted vs officer?
17) How do I fly for the Navy/Air Force/Army Helos?
18) How do I become a linguist?
19) How do I become a lawyer (JAG)?
20) What’s the military’s policy on homosexuality aka Don’t Ask Don’t Tell?
21) How do I become a DoD civilian? I want to play with all the cool toys, but don't like taking orders or the moving every 2 years or forced overtime.
22) How do I become a defense contractor? I want to build weapons and get in on some of this pork and waste!
23) I’m a liberal and afraid of politics in the military. Advice?
24) What do all your TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms) mean?!
25) Tell me about Navy Nuclear Propulsion jobs!
26) Tell me about being in the Army National Guard!
27) I'm worried I did _________________ and won't get a security clearance. Help!


1. What are some websites I can go to for basic information about the military?

The best site is http://usmilitary.about.com/ it's current and maintained by retired military. However, you can also explore each branch specifically:

Air Force: https://www.airforce.com
Army: https://www.goarmy.com
Navy: https://www.navy.com
Marines: https://www.marines.com
Coast Guard: http://www.gocoastguard.com/

2. What’s the difference between Active Duty, National Guard and Reserves?
Taken from http://www.goarmy.com:
Active Duty is similar to working at a full-time civilian job. There are hours when Soldiers must be training or performing their jobs and then there are off-hours when Soldiers can do what they like. For an Active Duty Soldier, length of service can range from two to six years.

The Army Reserve is more like a part-time job that enables Soldiers to keep their civilian careers while they continue to train near home and serve their country. Many professionals as well as college students are Soldiers in the Army Reserve. Soldiers in the Army Reserve typically spend one weekend a month in training, and attend a two-week Field Training Exercise (FTX) once a year. Service options for the Army Reserve range from three to six years, depending on the individual’s Army job and where their Army Reserve Center is located. In addition, Soldiers in the Army Reserve may be called up to Active Duty (called “activation”).

The National Guard is much like the Reserves, except that they are under the control of the State government. At any time, they can be federalized and called to active duty, much like the Reserves.

3. What is basic training like?
First off, realize millions of people have done it before you, and millions of people will do it after you. Don't be first, don't be last, don't do anything to stand out. The first phase will suck, but after your body will adapt and it will start to get easier. If you want a heads up, start running and learning how to fold shirts into perfect 4" squares. Outlines can be seen here:

Air Force: http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/airforcejoin/a/afbmt1.htm
Army: http://usmilitary.about.com/od/armyjoin/l/aaarmybasic1.htm
Navy: http://usmilitary.about.com/od/navyjoin/l/aanavybasic1.htm
Marines: http://usmilitary.about.com/od/marinejoin/a/marinebasic.htm & http://www.mcrdsd.usmc.mil/RTR/Copy%20of%20RTR_Matrix%201.htm

4. I am in college or starting college and want to join the military. What are my options?
The websites for the Reserve Officers Training Corps (ROTC) have lots of good information on what schools have programs, what your options are at various stages in your career and how to turn that into a Commission.
Most questions involving ROTC can be answered with the following websites.

Air Force: https://www.afrotc.com
Army: https://www.armyrotc.com
Navy: https://www.nrotc.navy.mil

Marines commission through Navy ROTC, and the Coast Guard does not have a ROTC program.

Once you call up the detachment, ask to speak to the UAO (Unit Admissions Officer.) They are the liaison to the public and can answer all of your questions, or, of course, you can post them here.

5. Tell me about OCS!
OCS/OTS is the military's way of filling slots that ROTC/Academies did not fill. Think of it as a faucet to military personnel, it is opened and closed as needed via selection boards and people taken. To attend OCS/OTS, one must have a BA/BS from an accredited university. Unlike enlisting, and medical issues aside, it is hard(er) to become an officer.

To start:
1) Contact an OFFICER recruiter, do not talk to an enlisted recruiter. They will tell you things like "your GPA is not high enough," "enlisted will respect you more," or "enlist now and get a commission later." ALL OF THESE ARE FALSE.

2) Start working out. OCS/OTS expect you to be in some form of anarobic/aerobic shape when you show up.

3) Start collecting letters of recommendation emphasizing leadership, supervision, and responsibility. Community/church leaders, members of the government, and bosses from jobs are recommended.

4) Browse the associated websites for more info then we could ever hope to type out:

Air Force: https://www.airforceots.com
Navy: https://www.usnavyocs.com
Army: https://www.armyocs.com
Marines: https://www.marineocs.com
Coast Guard: https://www.coastguardocs.com

6. Tell me about going from enlisted to officer.
It can be done, but is harder then going officer outright. Each service has it's own method. The most common are getting your degree on AD and then applying to OCS/OTS or being released from your AD contract to attend ROTC (immediately contracting there) or going to the service academy - age restrictions apply on the ladder.

Otherwise, there are other methods, read up here:
Navy: Seaman to Admiral, STA-21: https://www.sta-21.navy.mil/
Army: Green to Gold: http://www.goarmy.com/rotc/enlisted_soldiers.jsp


7. I have done drugs in the past, will this disqualify me?
Under certain circumstances, prior drug usage is waiverable. If you quit using, oh, 30 seconds before you walked into the door, you’re probably going to get busted on a mandatory drug test. Its best to be open with your recruiter if your youthful forays are in the distant past.

8. I have a physical condition/past surgery that limits my abilities, will this disqualify me?
Yes, depending on the condition, it can be waiverable. Consult your physician about your condition vs. what you want to do. A letter from your doctor will go a long way towards getting a medical waiver.

9. I have used or AM USING prescription medication for a mental health issue, will this disqualify me?
Much more difficult to waiver, but still possible. If you are still using it and are dependant on it to keep you from murdering children for your dark lord, probably not. If its in the distant past, you may be able to. Once again, best to be up front with your recruiter before you get busted on a drug test.

10. I’m overweight and out of shape! Help!
The Couch to 5k program has had stellar feedback: http://www.coolrunning.com/engine/2/2_3/181.shtml

For muscle gain, see this thread in W&W: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2522955

Also, do pushups. A lot of them. When you wake up, during the day, and when you go to sleep.

Minimum PT requirements:

Army
In the Army you need to score 50/50/50 in each of the three events (push-ups, sit-ups, 2-mile run) to graduate Basic, 60/60/60 from AIT and onwards. If you score 60 in each event you're a dirtbag though. Here are the standards: http://www.army-fitness.com/

Air Force
Here is the Air Force standards: http://www.airforce-pt.com/ They use some crazy math to figure out a score out of 100. If your waist is over 39 inches you might be in trouble. They do push-ups, sit-ups, and a 1.5 miles run. If someone could clue me in to whether or not they have different standards for initial entry soldiers that would be great.

Navy
Here are the Navy standards: http://www.navy-prt.com/ They call their sit-ups curl-ups, do the pushup, and have a 1.5 mile run. If you join the Navy you can join a huge group of people who cry about PT tests constantly. If anyone has any info on their initial entry standards please let me know.

Marines
Saved the best for last. The Marines are insane and do a 3 (!!) mile run, crunches (lol), and pull-ups. Here is a look at their standards: http://usmilitary.about.com/od/marines/l/blfitmale.htm If anyone has a better website or knows of any different initial entry standards please let me know.

11. How soon would I go to Iraq or Afghanistan if I joined?
Completely depends on your branch, unit, and job. Iraq is over with so the manpower requirements are lower, and as we get closer to 2014 there will be less and less servicemembers in Afghanistan. If you start the process now you might not ever deploy to Afghanistan regardless of branch. Don't assume that you're not going to go though.

12. What are my chances of getting [insert school here]?
Most high speed schools in the military are linked to a specific job or location. For example, you have to be an 11 series MOS, in an Infantry Battalion, with Sniper ASI slots to even be considered for Sniper school.
Other schools are more of a free for all. You can get something like Airborne in your contract. Be forewarned, that means you’re probably going to an Airborne unit for a follow on.
Any AF/Navy/Marine schools advice would be appreciated

13. How do I become Airborne?
Put it in your contract, and then, most likely, you will be sent to an airborne unit. If you're already in a unit, talk to _______?

14. How do I become a Ranger?
If you have yet to enlist in the Army, have your recruiter check to see which MOSes have openings within the 75th Ranger Regiment. The 75th Ranger Regiment added a STB (special troops battalion) in 2006, so a variety of MOSes should be available. Lock in one of those MOSes and make sure your contract has Option 40 included. Do not sign or proceed with your recruiter, until it does. Option 40 guarantees that you will make the following progression:

Basic Training -> MOS Training -> Airborne School -> Ranger Indoctrination Program(RIP)

Passing RIP means you will be assigned to one of the Ranger Battalions within the 75th and you will be authorized to wear the tan beret. Failing means you will be reassigned to a unit that needs your MOS.

Choose an MOS that appeals to you and that you would like regardless of how you do at RIP.

If you are already in the Army, check here to see a list of MOSes needed and recruitment information.

Wise words have been spoken to enlist as another job, get all your bonuses/incentives and attend once on active duty. That way, you keep everything and if you wash out (which you probably will) you can return to your old MOS.

15. How do I become a Sniper?
There are two kinds of “snipers” out there:
First, there are the Additional Skill Identifier B4 Soldiers who have completed the US Army Sniper School at Ft. Benning, GA. This applies for Marine and Army snipers and is ONLY OPEN TO THE 11B MOSs AND ALL 18 SERIES (source: DA Pam 611-21). This means only Infantry and only males. Put your hand down if you are not either.

Second, there are people who have received training on sniper techniques and marksmanship to fill an operation need. They do NOT receive the B4 ASI and are not qualified to wear the tab. This is becoming very common with OIF/OEF.


16. Which is right for me? Enlisted vs officer?
Never enlist with the intention of becoming an officer later. You may enlist and become one, but if you meet the requirements, ignore the BS that the recruiter spews to you.

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I just felt like throwing in two cents on the officer/enlisted decision process. So here they are!

The decision about whether to take a commission or enlist is a difficult one. For most people the commonly cited reasons to enlist first are "learning the job/starting from the bottom/paying my dues," "earning respect as a new officer due to past enlisted time," "wanting to get my hands dirty," or some combination of the above. However I've always had a slightly different take on this, and really I think the matter is more straightforward than many realize. Here is what you should do:

You should do what seems more enjoyable to you.

If you desire to be a leader at a younger age, or if you desire to be more of a big picture/strategic leader, or if you wish to have increased responsibility sooner, or if you want to take a larger role in the overall guidance and control of the mission (vice the actual pointy-end execution of the mission), you should consider getting a commission.

If you wish more than anything to actually carry out the mission, or you have no immediate desire for greater responsibility, or you wish to be a technical and subject matter expert (rather than a generalist who knows a little about the exact details of the work) you might consider enlisting.

The "traditional" reasons for enlisting as opposed to commissioning, in my experience, are somewhat misguided. I shall explain my thought as follows.

Those who wish to enlist in order to gain experience are missing the point for two reasons. Enlisted knowledge and experience is different from that of officers. While (obviously) having knowledge of 'how it is for the troops' or 'how to actually no poo poo do the job' is certainly valuable, it is NOT the make-or-break factor for a young officer. As an officer, some of your knowledge and duties will overlap with enlisted -- but not all of them. Many tens of thousands of officers have learned their duties without the advantage of having been enlisted. Also, it's worth pointing out that an officer's duties are very broad, and knowledge ages badly -- in other words, an officer who was a jet engine mechanic will have plenty of useful knowledge that would help him as a new young maintenance officer. But a maintenance officer's duties are such that knowledge of which rivet goes where are only the beginning of what he must understand. He will be responsible for a different sort of oversight than he had when he was a young airman -- and there is a very good chance that his duties won't involve jet engines at all!

Those who say "I need to enlist so I can be respected as a new officer!!" are missing the point. Officers earn, or do not earn, respect based on how they act and the respect they show to their subordinates. Yes, a new officer will hear many jokes about how he is not aware of which end of the jet goes forward (hint: the pointy end) or how he doesn't know how to even use a wrench (hint: righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.) However, these are part and parcel of a new LT's life. Enlisted men know full well that new LTs are not experts; they do not expect them to be. An LT who knows a little something is of course likely to be respected, yes. However: the most important thing is how the officer acts. All the wrench turning knowledge in the world will not save an officer in the court of public enlisted opinion if he or she is an rear end in a top hat. It is far more important to focus on being a good leader than it is to say "I have to learn how to fix this engine or the guys won't respect me!" That enlisted time won't hurt you. But it is absolutely not a requirement to get respect, nor is it in and of itself a guarantor of respect from your men. They will respond to you based on who you are and how you act, not how many years you did or didn't serve in the enlisted corps.

Finally, some people enlist because they want "actually DO the mission, drat it!" These people too are missing the point. Yes, young enlisted men are vital to the mission because they are the ones pulling triggers or turning wrenches. Yes, an officer (in most cases) spends a lot of time behind a desk and correspondingly less time behind a weapon. However, everyone gets a desk eventually. As enlisted men grow in rank, they assume more and more leadership duties and less wrench-turning ones. True, they are closer to "the action" -- but NCOs and especially SNCOs absolutely do their fair share of paperwork and other "admin queep." If you want to enlist thinking "now I'll be free of the political BS! I'll never do anything but shoot bad guys/fix jets/work!!!" you are sadly mistaken. Administration comes to us all.

I think that there are pluses and minuses to each type of service. Certainly the officer corps is focused more on the big picture and mostly less on "putting warheads on foreheads." (Note: There are LOTS of officer jobs that ARE trigger-pullers -- pilots, for example -- but that's another discussion. Just be aware that it is certainly absolutely possible to be an officer and still be at the pointy end of the stick!!) Certainly the enlisted corps is focused more on 'getting the mission done.' That is the nature of our business: enlisted men carry the daily load, officers plan/scheme/direct/oversee/get in the way.

Bottom line: to decide against a commission for ther reasons I've outlined is mistaken in my opinion because they are short-term. As one climbs the officer ranks, those few years spent enlisted grow less and less immediately useful and relevant. As one climbs the enlisted chain, that trigger-pulling period recedes into the distance as you start to assume more and more leadership responsponsiblities. One must look long-term and ask oneself: what do I really want to do? Do I want responsibility and leadership now? Or do I want more than anything to turn wrenches? Do I want the challenge of taking a hundred man and accomplishing an objective, or do I want the challenge of leading the charge up the hill TO that objective?

There is no shame in honorable service at any rank. But to choose one form over the other due to issues that are short-term in nature is to risk finding yourself very unhappy only a few short years down the road, when the character of your service changes to something you didn't ever plan to do. Think long term.


Thanks Slippery!

17. How do I fly for the Navy/Air Force/Army Helos?

All pilots are officers, except for the Army, which has Warrant Officers. To fly fixed wing, you will need to commission, and have a pilot slot. Each method of commissioning gives different chances, with the service academies being the highest. Following that, ROTC, and then finally OTS/OCS/WOCS.

http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/genjoin/a/pilotvision.htm has a comprehensive guide for all service's vision requirements. Also, AF wise, have a standing height of 64 to 77 inches and sitting height of 34 to 40 inches.

Rekinom did a sarcastically accurate write up of how to get a pilot slot via ROTC:

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Finally, being a pilot isn't about being the best candidate. It's about surviving a 6 year loving odyssey. I think I've made a list before, but let me list all the hoops we have to jump through. Oh and I took the liberty of bolding the most popular eliminators:

1) Get into college
2) Get admitted into ROTC
3) Pass the commissioning physical
4) Get through field training
5) Get the secret security clearance
6) Get a pilot slot
7) Get the top secret/SCI security clearance
8) Pass the pilot physical
9) Graduate college
10) Get commissioned (i.e. don't gently caress up and get a DUI throughout 4 years of college)
11) Get through casual without getting a DUI or really any other trouble
12) Get through IFS without washing out
13) Get through UPT academics (fail 3 out of 10 totaltests and you're done. 85% is minimum passing)
14) Get through airsickness if you have it
15) Make it through without getting washed out for flying or academic deficiency

The problem is you only really get one shot, and if you gently caress up any of the above 15 steps, you're done. I guess there's a chance to get into pilot training if you didn't get a slot the first time, but it's really difficult.


For Helo specifically:

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If you are well versed on helicopters (controls, theory, design) along with physics and general know-how, then its not too terribly difficult. I read several books, then was lucky enough to have a pilot give me a walkthrough of operating a helicopter. If you just rush into it without properly preparing, you will fail. And since you can only take it twice (if you fail the first time, that is) that is not a good idea.

On the AFAST, I strongly recommend practicing it a couple times. Get a Military Flight Aptitude Test prep book. Practice the AFAST a couple of times. Get different books by different publishers so you get a couple chances to practice the test. (You can get them from the library). The part in which practice is most important is probably the "rotational movements" section or whatever it's called-- it's a bunch of circular arrows of various thicknesses that represent movement in a certain direction of a certain distance. There's a lot of these questions to answer for the time allotted and it's not very intuitive, so you should practice it as much as possible.
Getting into aviation is a pain in the rear end. As a civilian, you'll go to a local selection board. Make sure your packet is COMPLETELY squared away well beforehand, your recruiter might not be much help on this. Make sure you have a good (short) haircut and are dressed sharply and neatly. Addressing the officers as "sir" probably wouldn't hurt.

It's easier to get picked up for aviation once you're already in as an enlisted man-- the recruiter's not lying about that part. There's two routes to it: Warrant Officer Flight Training and OCS. WOFT is much easier to get picked up for, and when you're done, you'll be a Warrant Officer and your job will mainly be flying. If you have a college degree and want to fly (not very much) and lead, then go the OCS route. However, there is no guarantee you'll get branched aviation out of OCS, in fact, you probably won't.


Thanks Vasudus and kathmandu!

Poise posted:

Poise posted:
Hey mang the navy has warrant officer pilots now too, it's a new program and you can only go helo or maritime (ie p3 or e6) and you have to be an E5 already before you apply, so really you have to enlist first, but it exists.

Yeah if you're not doing rotc or going to the academy you'll go to OCS. You'll have it written in your contract before you go there that you'll go to flight training after OCS. You could also try to compete for a pilot slot while in OCS, but thats retarded and most guys know before they get to OCS that they're gonna be pilots rather than leave it up in the air like that. After OCS you'll do IFS and fly a cessna or piper or something for 25 hours I think (I did IFS back in 2005 during the first year they had it I think, I know it's changed and is actually somewhat challenging and organized now, it didnt used to be). Once you make it through that you get to primary flight training in the T-34 mentor (T-6 texan for air force). That usually takes about 6 months.

Once you finish that, you find out what you're gonna fly (jets props or helos). You get to write down your top 3 preferences of airframe but there is no guarantee at all you'll even get one of these 3 choices, it depends on how many jets/props/helos slots there are the week that you finish primary, and how many guys have better grades than you. If you have the absolute best grades of anyone ever in flight school but there aren't any jet slots your week, you won't be a fighter pilot. I have a friend that had really high grades, but freakishly there were two other guys both of whom were 1 point higher than him selecting in the same week. There were 2 jet slots. He didn't get one.

Then you go on to advanced training. Can take anywhere from 6 months (props) to 8 months (helos) to over a year (jets). Then you get your wings and become a real boy.




More resources:
https://www.baseops.net
https://www.airwarriors.com
https://www.wantscheck.org

18. How do I become a linguist?

ElHuevoGrande posted:

ElHuevoGrande posted:
18. DLAB info

An pretty decent measure of your aptitude for learning languages. And since it measures your native ability, there's not really a point in studying for it. I reviewed English grammar the night before, and found that to be a waste of time. If you scored well on the analogies section of the SAT, you should do well.

Qualifying scores vary by service. Navy is 110 (About.com says 100, but my recruiter had said otherwise), an airman told me AF is 100, and Army is 95 (lol)

18a. General linguist info

Do not listen to anyone who is not a linguist talk about what it's like. Linguists don't go very many places, so most people don't run into any. Your duty station is assigned based on language: you generally don't get a choice your first tour. AF can choose between flying and ground linguist upon enlistment, Navy can do flying or ships or subs after their first tour. Army and Marines will get deployed irrespective of language (i.e. Chinese linguists can go to Iraq/Afghanistan.)


Thanks ElHuevoGrande! Still looking for more summaries and different branches views as well as summary of training!


19. How do I become a lawyer (JAG)?
JAGs do everything. Why be a military JAG? Aside from the cancelled TV show, you will be doing everything right off the bat. While your civilian friends are starting at the bottom of the barrel, you will one day be court martialing a kid for meth, and the next day advising the commander on community relations. You may do some real estate law, and tort law. Meanwhile, your civilian friends will still be doing bottom of the barrel bitch work.

Air Force: http://www.jagusaf.hq.af.mil
Navy: http://www.jag.navy.mil
Marines: http://sja.hqmc.usmc.mil
Army: https://www.jagcnet.army.mil

20. What’s the military’s policy on homosexuality aka Don’t Ask Don’t Tell?

It's all been repealed, and no one cares about your orientation as long as you do your job.

(Both posts below are written by Grover, he PM'd them to me)
21. How do I become a DoD civilian? I want to play with all the cool toys, but don't like taking orders or the moving every 2 years or forced overtime.

(Side note, now a giant megathread located here! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3324421 - Thanks SWATJester!)

To get a civilian government job, all roads point to the official employment website for the United States of America: http://www.usajobs.gov/ where you submit your resume online and search for open positions. It's just like applying for any other job, only when hired, you'll work for Uncle Sam! In your account, you can create an "agent" which will automatically search for new job openings for you and send you an email each week.

Not all the rumors about government workers are true. The benefits are very good, but the pay is generally a little lower than a comparable contractor position, so it evens out. All government workers get 13 days of paid sick leave and 10 days paid holiday leave per year. A new employee will also get 13 days of paid annual leave, increasing ultimately to 26 days paid leave. All time worked over 40 hours per week is compensated, either with paid overtime or comp time. Retirement (FERS) gives you 1% of your salary per year of experience- work 30 years, you get 30% of your base pay as your retirement. Unlike military, government civilians get up to 5% matching contributions to TSP, which is like a 401k; you put in 5% of your pay, government matches that 5%. You also receive social security. Government jobs are generally very stable, but layoffs do still occur; when layoffs occur, you will generally know about it months if not years in advance, and the government will try extremely hard to find you another job. (Very few laid off government workers find themselves actually unemployed.)

One big advantage of being a civilian over military: if your boss says "I need you to go to Afghanistan for a couple months." you can tell him/her to go gently caress themself. May not look too good on your performance evaluation, especially if your job description included frequent travel, but you're still a civilian- you can't be forced to do anything.

22. How do I become a defense contractor? I want to build weapons and get in on some of this pork and waste!

Contractors do a lot of the cool work, like researching/designing/building F-22s, lasers and tanks. Every contractor has its own hiring system, so you'll have to find your job the long and tedious way. Every contractor has its own rules and benefits, too. Don't expect to see much of that pork, though; the executives and stockholders get most of it.

23. I’m a liberal and afraid of joining because of politics in the military. Advice?

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The popular picture is that the military service is a bunch of far-right-wing dudes. That is not entirely true. While in my opinion the officer corps is mostly right-leaning, the enlisted corps varies a great deal more. (And so do many officers, but not as publically.)

That all said -- here's the thing: politics really doesn't come up hardly ever, at last not on the officer side. It is quite simply and honestly not discussed. In my whole time I have maybe heard a few (less than 5) overtly political comments, and even those sort of caused a bit of a hush (that is, nobody jumped in to agree.) The same is true of religion -- I have heard God invoked less than 5 times total (not counting, of course, the "let us pray" pre-ceremony type stuff.)

I have never been enlisted (my hands are far too soft and manicured!!) but my experience with enlisted folks, and I do have a lot, is that it doesn't come up on duty. I cannot recall a single in-depth political discussion with any enlisted folks of any rank -- and yes I do have long chats about various things with enlisted people ! Now, off-duty, I'm sure it's different, of course.

My point here is: politics in the military is what you make it. Whether Pat Buchanan or Karl Marx, it just doesn't come up unless you want it to. If you are worried that your commie tendencies will be exposed, just don't talk about it -- and that shouldn't be too hard to do. You might have to nod in agreement to a few things you don't like, or refrain from rolling your eyes, but in my opinion it should not be hard to avoid politics if you don't want to divulge the fact that, America, you were a communist when you were a kid and you're not sorry!

Overall, remember this is just one opinion. Maybe a bunch of dudes will come in here and say how their units have long political discussions all the time. So take it for what it's worth...

Thanks Slippery!

24) What do all your TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms) mean?!
Check http://www.militaryfactory.com/glossary.asp for an in depth explanation.

Tell me about Navy Nuclear Propulsion jobs!

KetTarma made a question megathread here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3283345

Can you tell me about some personal experiences with joining the Army National Guard?

Thanks kombatMedic!

quote:

I did 6 years in the Army National Guard, (also known as the "No-Gos", "Nasty Girls" or "Caffeine- Free Diet Army") from 2002-2008. You go to the same Basic Training as regular Army and Army Reserve, and then come home. You have your weekends- which can be anything from daylight hours Saturday and Sunday, to traveling to a base/training facility and staying from Friday night through Sunday evening. Your "Two Weeks" a year will probably be a little more than that, (maybe up to 3 weeks, or even more if you volunteer for it) but it's usually done during the summer, and counts as a military activation, so legally workplaces cannot discipline you for doing your training.

Most weekends involve at least one company PT session, retraining on skills you learned in Basic / AIT, getting caught up on paperwork, maintenance on equipment, vehicles, and weapons, or doing weapons qualifications/PT Tests, Obstacle Courses, etc. It all depends on what your company does. Your company may be motivated as hell, treating everyone like they were back in Basic, or the most chill unit ever, with everyone on a first name basis. Every unit is different.

National Guard is an awesome way to go to school/work at the same time as doing military service, but be forewarned. I started College in 2002. I just graduated in June 2010 for my Bachelor's. I took a semester off for Basic/AIT, and lost a lot of time for my deployment to Iraq in 2004-2005. The payoff to this is I have absolutely no student loans. I never took one, and have no education debt. It's an awesome feeling. Most states offer some sort of tuition program for Active Guardsmen for their state schools. In my state of Connecticut, I had a full tuition waiver for any state school. This made a community college about 160 bucks a semester, before books, and a state university (Southern Connecticut State University, for the record) about $1600 a semester before books. (Both are for full-time, as a commuter.) If you get deployed, you can also take the Post 9/11 GI BIll instead of the waiver, which makes you a good chunk of change for going to school.

I never was activated for State Emergencies- the last time that happened for my company, it was for a nursing home strike statewide, and my unit basically took over a few nursing homes to care for the elderly while the nurses tried for higher wages. It's basically for natural disasters and stuff, so depending on where you live your milage will vary.

National Guard isn't hard compared to Active Duty, but you still have to conform to the Army standard for fitness and appearance. You still have to have your hair and uniform the same as Active Duty, and you can't allow yourself to become a fatty mcfatfat on the other 3 weekends a month. Schools are a lot harder to get as well, so don't count on getting your Airborne/Air Assault/Sapper/Sniper/Jodi tab in the guard. It's possible, but very improbable from what I've seen.

If you're considering the guard, call a unit in your area. Most of them will certainly let you tag along and see what they do. You can find one on this website http://www.ng.mil/default.aspx . Or, you can ask me or any of the other former/current Guardsmen here.


27) I'm worried I did _________________ and won't get a security clearance. Help!

While hard drugs or patterns of addiction will disqualify you, the biggest issues are lying (DO NEVER LIE) and having a lot of debt, or some debt with no record of mitigation. Check http://www.dod.mil/dodgc/doha/industrial/ for actual cases to see why clearances were granted or denied.

--

Feel free to post any questions, or interrupt conversations we regularly have about junk. Any suggestions or corrections, let me know by posting or AIM. For the most immediate response, check out our IRC room:

server: irc.synirc.net
#milgoons

And finally, a last bit for those of you thinking about joining - Rek noted this at roll call after being a wing exec and winning CGO of the Year:

Rek posted:

The key to winning is by getting out way more than you put into it. Sometimes you gently caress the military, and sometime it fucks you. But if you're smart, your time served won't be an opportunity cost, but rather an opportunity multiplier.

And for all of the people that aren't gonna read the thread anyways I've made two images just for you:





Literally all of that OP credit goes to Xaar.

invision fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Sep 25, 2012

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vacation in merica
Jul 19, 2012

by T. Mascis
Dude you loving piece of poo poo I was writing a better one up with an actual thread icon. I'm going to post mine and hope this crap gets gassed.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Too slow, motherfucker.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
add MECEP to part 6. Tell me about going from enlisted to Officer

Marines: MECEP http://www.marines.mil/news/publications/Documents/MCO%201560.15L.pdf
http://officer.marines.com/marine/making_marine_officers/commissioning_programs/enlisted_to_officer
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/marinetrng/a/mcecp.htm

vacation in merica
Jul 19, 2012

by T. Mascis
I'm a believer in duplicating effort once I've already put the effort in. The War of the GIP Threads is on.



I'll add this to mine.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
edit: my b

vains fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Sep 24, 2012

vacation in merica
Jul 19, 2012

by T. Mascis
They're already under 5 in the fourth bulletpoint.

barbudo
Nov 8, 2010
WHO VOLUNTARILY GOES DAYS WITHOUT A SHOWER FOR NO REASON? DIS GUY

PLEASE SHOWER YOU GROSS FUCK
i am one semester from getting my MBA, but decided to enlist as an 11 bang bang. going to MEPS tomorrow. anybody else going to Basic in October?


e: i read the OP and i might go the officer route one day but i want my men to respect me, and i might also try out for Special Ops instead

vacation in merica
Jul 19, 2012

by T. Mascis
Hey Invision you should take the parts about minimum PT standards and deployments from my now gassed thread and put them in here. Some of this stuff is outdated or incomplete.

Bright Eyes
Sep 5, 2011
When I took my ASVAB the Army recruiter was talking to his recruits about how he doesn't respect any officer who wasn't enlisted first. My recruiter acknowledged. Also said he's a recruiter, because they were gonna kick him out otherwise. Felt bad for the kids he was lying to.

invision
Mar 2, 2009

I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH RAPE LAST TIME, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?

vacation in merica posted:

Hey Invision you should take the parts about minimum PT standards and deployments from my now gassed thread and put them in here. Some of this stuff is outdated or incomplete.

Fixed. Lemme know if anything else needs to be changed.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Bright Eyes posted:

When I took my ASVAB the Army recruiter was talking to his recruits about how he doesn't respect any officer who wasn't enlisted first. My recruiter acknowledged. Also said he's a recruiter, because they were gonna kick him out otherwise. Felt bad for the kids he was lying to.

Jesus this is the number one dumb thing recruiters and not officers say.

vacation in merica
Jul 19, 2012

by T. Mascis

invision posted:

Fixed. Lemme know if anything else needs to be changed.

I kinda hinted at it in the one I posted, but I think maybe HCT would know exactly how likely it is for someone admitting drug use to enter the military. I thought the answer was basically hell no these days (same with the mental health stuff) but maybe I'm off.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

vacation in merica posted:

I kinda hinted at it in the one I posted, but I think maybe HCT would know exactly how likely it is for someone admitting drug use to enter the military. I thought the answer was basically hell no these days (same with the mental health stuff) but maybe I'm off.
On second thought I don't wanna share this. Ignore this post.

invision
Mar 2, 2009

I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH RAPE LAST TIME, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?

HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:

On second thought I don't wanna share this. Ignore this post.

DRUGS CURE ENLISTMENTS
SPICE CURES CLEARANCES
?



In all honesty and on topic, it's apparently getting harder and harder to have drug-related things waived. After all, we are in a "draw down" and with the amount of terrible people the military picked up during the surge of the past 10 years, they now have the ability to be picky. But don't worry, they're going to be super picky for a while, realize that they kicked out all the baddies and are too strict on new recruits, then re-open the floodgates for a while. Rinse, repeat every few years.

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:
I've heard that the USMC or Army is not taking any new OCS (male) applicants until FY 2014. confirm/deny?

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~
With regards to DRUG USE, admitting drug use for enlistment in the Army is no big deal. With regards to how that can effect a Security Clearance, I'd imagine its the same as it always has been, but who knows, I'm not a security clearance interviewer MI guy.

However, if you have any drug charges to include possession of paraphernalia , you're hosed for enlistment. I think you can get by on a frequenting charge, providing it wasn't reduced from something else.

With regards to loving the question in the OP regarding Airborne that says "GET IT IN YOUR CONTRACT," it doesn't really work that way, and it's not as easy as asking and we type it in boom, Airborne. That's all figured out at a USAREC level, or DA or something, so when we reserve a job, the options that are available for it are what you see is what you get. For the past 4 months, I've seen Airborne maybe once or twice, once it was available with 42A, the other was 92G, maybe a generator mechanic once. Option 40 (ranger) comes up rarely for infantry. Hell, 11X rarely comes up anyways.

As far as CASH BONUS, that's only currently available active duty wise for 35P, usually 15k for 5, and 20k for 6.

Student Loan Repayment is for the most part available only in the Reserves lately.

Also the Army recently opened up CID for direct enlistment, rather than just for people who are already in reclassing. It requires a 4 year degree and a GT Score of 110 and the ability to get a clearance, so I doubt we'll be enlisting anyone under that.

If anyone has any other questions regarding enlistment eligibility requirements, and other poo poo like that, make them a big post, I don't look here as much as I used to, so I don't have a lot of time to sit her and answer a bunch of individual questions.

OH, and regarding OCS, literally no one gives a gently caress that you have a degree, don't come into my office looking for an OCS packet for active duty unless you have letters of recommendation, can pass a PT test with a 300, and you weren't a recluse shut in with no extracurricular or community service, because we won't entertain it. You need to be loving Captain America, and even then you're probably still not qualified. Whatever golden ship of opportunity there was a few years back with OCS has passed.

It's difficult enough to enlist let alone commission. It's a different enviroment and the army is being picky again. A lot of stuff is reverting back to pre 9/11 type stuff. No felony waivers, no drugs, tattoos are back to old school standards, as well as all applicants must be AR600-9 compliant, not whatever crazy fatboy poo poo USAREC had going on awhile ago.

If you're fat, don't bother the recruiters, we are not a weight loss program. If you're a chick and 5'2 and 200 pounds, don't say you're 150, we are going to weigh you. After that we are going to show you the door. AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

:smithicide:

edit: sorry for the wall of text, one more thing, if you REALLY want OCS, try to do it via the reserves, its a lot easier to make it happen, but your unit may be awhile away. Commission through the USAR, then get on active duty when you can after that.

gently caress the ARNG, peace out

vacation in merica
Jul 19, 2012

by T. Mascis

DEVILDOGOOORAH posted:

Also the Army recently opened up CID for direct enlistment, rather than just for people who are already in reclassing. It requires a 4 year degree and a GT Score of 110 and the ability to get a clearance, so I doubt we'll be enlisting anyone under that.

This is kind of a big deal, you don't have to wear a uniform when you're CID (unless you count suits) and someone can correct me if I'm wrong but I was led to believe it's about 20x more useful than any other LEO-type job in the Army after you're out.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
I've tried to talk to a couple requiters befores, but I have a GED and not a diploma, so most recruiters wont even talk to me. Any way around this? I know there are ways to get in witout a diploma but the recruiters act like im some poo poo head. should I bring in my ACT results I scored a 28?

vacation in merica
Jul 19, 2012

by T. Mascis
You need a HS diploma or a GED + 15 college credit hours. No one gives a poo poo about your ACT score.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Go take some classes at a community college or CLEP if the Army will count them for the purposes of enlistment.

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~
USAR will take GEDs generally if you get over a 50 on an ASVAB. Active duty you must have also completed 15 college hours as stated above.

For the 15 hours they need to be at an accredited college. No one cares what the classes are as long as they're at least 100 level classes.

invision
Mar 2, 2009

I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH RAPE LAST TIME, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?

Pookum posted:

I've tried to talk to a couple requiters befores, but I have a GED and not a diploma, so most recruiters wont even talk to me. Any way around this? I know there are ways to get in witout a diploma but the recruiters act like im some poo poo head. should I bring in my ACT results I scored a 28?

I managed to get into the AF with a GED and like 8 credit hours, but that was like 6 years ago. No one cares about your ACT score. I doubt that it's still possible to get in with only a GED.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I'm finishing my BA in a couple of years and I'm hoping to commission into the Marines as a LAV officer.

Is this normal joining the military dumb or is this bonus dumb for some reason I haven't thought of yet?

edit: I'm finishing up at a 2-year right now and have been talking to the ROTC people at the school I'm hoping to transfer to, but I figured I could get a more honest answer about this particular point here

Internet Wizard fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Sep 26, 2012

invision
Mar 2, 2009

I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH RAPE LAST TIME, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?
OOHRAH HITLER DOG

How hard is it to get into WOCS and does the guard have flight medic positions or is that like an AD thing?

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
O.K. I've read all 103 pages. In conclusion, I probably shouldn't enlist.

As a 25 year old with a B.S. in Biology, options seem to be the following:

Try for Navy OCS so I can do active duty.

If that doesn't work, Navy reserves as I get my Master's in Microbiology over two years, then see if I can switch to active because we declared war against a continent (doesn't matter which one; sub-contients may apply).

OR

Apply for Army ROTC (because the Navy ROTC is undergrads only), and do that while I get my Master's. Then be in the Army.

OR

Do neither and keep applying for Navy OCS as I continue along the academic career path, hoping for a war before I age out.


Q1> What alternatives am I leaving out?

Q2> If I'm not going to make active duty Navy Officer, is it likely at all I'll make Navy Reserves Officer?

Q3+> If I was going to go Reserves, what could I do to increase the liklihood of going Active Duty? Would turning down signing bonuses for the Reserves help? After x years, is it possible/likely to still apply and get into the active Navy? What is x?

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

vacation in merica posted:

This is kind of a big deal, you don't have to wear a uniform when you're CID (unless you count suits) and someone can correct me if I'm wrong but I was led to believe it's about 20x more useful than any other LEO-type job in the Army after you're out.

Assuming CID is roughly equivalent to OSI, then yes, that is going to be insanely more useful for LEO-type jobs considering that as CID/OSI/NCIS you are already practically federal law enforcement.

fake edit: I guess maybe not as much since I was thinking CID dudes got their training at FLETC at Glynco like OSI dudes do and apparently that isn't the case, but yeah, it's still going to be more useful than pretty much any other job.

Merlinicus
May 3, 2011
For Navy OCS, what are the minimums for the PST (to graduate/pass, not just to enter)? IE, on this form which row do I need for each activity

And how does the swimming portion work? I can absolutely crush the swim times, but I don't think I understand how they work with the rest of the PST components.

~edit~ I finally found the answer for the PT stuff buried in the Navy OCS website:

quote:

On your third week of training you will be required to pass a second Physical Fitness Assessment (PFA) with a score of Satisfactory. By the 9th week you will be required to pass a PFA with a score of Good.

I'm still not sure how the swimming portion works though, if anyone can help with that.

Merlinicus fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Oct 1, 2012

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Merlinicus posted:

For Navy OCS, what are the minimums for the PST (to graduate/pass, not just to enter)? IE, on this form which row do I need for each activity

And how does the swimming portion work? I can absolutely crush the swim times, but I don't think I understand how they work with the rest of the PST components.

~edit~ I finally found the answer for the PT stuff buried in the Navy OCS website:


I'm still not sure how the swimming portion works though, if anyone can help with that.

The swim is an alternative cardio event that commands can optionally let people do in place of the run if they have, e.g., joint problems and can't run well. At OCS you have to do the run, there's no swim part of the PRT.

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~
Here are basic qualifications for the Army. I will do my best to attempt to address what can be waived and whatnot, but there are sometimes crazy loopholes that old time recruiters are better at knowing how to exploit than myself. These will maybe serve as a guideline for other branches, but I'm sure it will vary on some by quite a bit.

So anyhow, if you talk to a recruiter he is going to run through a basic series of prequalification questions APPLEMDT.

Age- Must be between 17-35 and turn 35 no later than your shipdate. This is adjusted for prior service applicants assuming they served more than 180 days.
Prior Service- This covers a lot of stuff:
oASVAB: If you took the ASVAB for another branch or in Highschool these scores are good for 2 years and we can pull them for you
oJROTC: Completing 2 years of this will get your promoted, providing you have high school transcripts documenting this
oHave you applied at another branch? Need to know so we can get documents from them and also avoid poaching issues. Also nice to know why you werent qualified or backed out
oIf you were Prior Service in the Army and looking to get back in, only a limited number of jobs are available. One option is to come back in 18x or if you don't have one the MOS's that we are looking for, go gently caress yourself (sorry). Either way we will need a DD214 and no we can get them for you.
Physical Qualifications This is broad
oTattoos/piercings: back to old school standards. Hands and necks are loving out. If visible on a longsleeve collared shirt, probably hosed. Most piercings are no problem, since you can just take them out, but anything gauged past a 1/4in is going to need to be fixed
oMedical poo poo: Broken bones and poo poo are usually fine, assuming they're healed and no issues arise from it. Pins, rods, and other hardware are situational, and be prepared for a doctors visit. If it prevents your from running jumping or marching though, I wouldn't hold your breath.
Medication can be a big deal. No history of Asthma after the age of 12. ADD and ADHD are a big deal.
I could spend days talking about medical poo poo, so use this guideline: IF it is something that could seriously end up with you dying (ASTHMA) then dont bother and don't conceal it. If its a super over diagnosed and kinda bullshit thing you got when you were 12 (ADHD) then maybe dont make a big deal of it. However, if you talk to a recruiter about it, he'll do what needs to be done, generally. MEPS will threaten you but its ALL BULLSHIT. At the end of the day the recruiters and MEPS and the Army will not know anything you dont tell them.
LAW
FELONIES = NO (unless you got charged with a felony when you were like 12 years old it cant be waived)
DRUG CHARGES = NO
DUIs= Expect a waiver, more than 2 = gently caress no. History of alcoholism is a disqualifier for a lot of MOSs
Traffic tickets= Anything less than a $300 charge is no big deal as long as its paid.
DO NOT HIDE ANY LAW VIOLATIONS EVEN IF THEY WERE "EXPUNGED, DISMISSED, SEALED" OR WHATEVER, these can/will be found and gently caress your rear end hard if not disclosed.
Education If you have a GED, you are only eligible for RESERVES and must be able to score a 50 on the ASVAB. IF you have a GED and 15 Credit Hours at an accredited Post Secondary school, then you can do whatever as if you had a HS Diploma. College credit can get you promoted. Off the top of my head 24 = E2, 36=E3, Bachelors Degree=E4
Marriage Y/N no big deal
Dependents Anything more than 1 Spouse and 2 rugrats is a waiver. Sole custodian of kids is a no-go.
Testing Take a practice ASVAB. If you got less than a 30 then you will probably be leaving the office shortly.


Long post but people walk in my office all day out of tolerance with the erryday thinking we're the French Foreign Legion or something, so there you go.

Edit: No one gives a poo poo if you want OCS, no one is ever good enough and its
not worth the effort. Same for WOFT. Like, you had better be the Second Coming of Eisenhower or something.

iceslice posted:

That's a pretty pro post. Can you add some guidelines about financial status? I know I've seen quite a few posts, and been asked a few times about types/amounts of debts, and civil action related to those debts, ect.

Fianancial concerns are not really a big problem we worry about the recruiter office, unless we are pulling a job that obviously needs a security clearance. We don't pull credit checks, and I'm not even sure if MEPs does it to be honest. I know we don't sign any release for credit checks. With a security clearance job though, if you were to enlist knowingly having a seriously delinqent items in your credit history, be aware that if you somehow manage to enlist, that by sometime in your near future when they get around to doing the investigation for a security clearance, that you'll likely face trouble and quite possibly lose your job/clearance.
If you want to be proactive about this, you need to set up a payment plan through these companies. Pay for delete or whatever. I went through some serious problems because of this in my past, and this thread was pretty loving helpful: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3234974

DEVILDOGOOORAH fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Oct 2, 2012

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~
Since I can't stress this one enough either:

IF YOU GO TO A RECRUITING IT OFFICE TAKING IT LESS SERIOUSLY THAN YOU DID YOUR MINIMUM WAGE MCDONALDS JOB, DON'T EXPECT THE RECRUITERS TO GIVE A gently caress ABOUT YOU, YOUR NEEDS, YOUR CONCERNS, OR YOU JOINING THE ARMY

Also if someone can post that OP from the Fat dude trying to join the USAF thread I'd love it, tia

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
To be fair your new methods are like the exact opposite of 2003-2007 methods :P

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~
Absolutely, they are. It sucks because you will run into some genuinely good dudes with dumb poo poo disqualifying them, but thats how it goes.

It's annoying when some dudes douchebag brother/uncle got in 5 years ago and comes in with them and think they know the rules and poo poo.

Or Vietnam dads and poo poo. Because the army hasnt changed since '68

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Please tell me you've had to waiver someone with two wives, that sounds hilarious. Or am I misreading that somehow?

iceslice
May 20, 2005

DEVILDOGOOORAH posted:

Here are basic qualifications for the Army. I will do my best to attempt to address what can be waived and whatnot, but there are sometimes crazy loopholes that old time recruiters are better at knowing how to exploit than myself. These will maybe serve as a guideline for other branches, but I'm sure it will vary on some by quite a bit.

So anyhow, if you talk to a recruiter he is going to run through a basic series of prequalification questions APPLEMDT.

Age- Must be between 17-35 and turn 35 no later than your shipdate. This is adjusted for prior service applicants assuming they served more than 180 days.
Prior Service- This covers a lot of stuff:
oASVAB: If you took the ASVAB for another branch or in Highschool these scores are good for 2 years and we can pull them for you
oJROTC: Completing 2 years of this will get your promoted, providing you have high school transcripts documenting this
oHave you applied at another branch? Need to know so we can get documents from them and also avoid poaching issues. Also nice to know why you werent qualified or backed out
oIf you were Prior Service in the Army and looking to get back in, only a limited number of jobs are available. One option is to come back in 18x or if you don't have one the MOS's that we are looking for, go gently caress yourself (sorry). Either way we will need a DD214 and no we can get them for you.
Physical Qualifications This is broad
oTattoos/piercings: back to old school standards. Hands and necks are loving out. If visible on a longsleeve collared shirt, probably hosed. Most piercings are no problem, since you can just take them out, but anything gauged past a 1/4in is going to need to be fixed
oMedical poo poo: Broken bones and poo poo are usually fine, assuming they're healed and no issues arise from it. Pins, rods, and other hardware are situational, and be prepared for a doctors visit. If it prevents your from running jumping or marching though, I wouldn't hold your breath.
Medication can be a big deal. No history of Asthma after the age of 12. ADD and ADHD are a big deal.
I could spend days talking about medical poo poo, so use this guideline: IF it is something that could seriously end up with you dying (ASTHMA) then dont bother and don't conceal it. If its a super over diagnosed and kinda bullshit thing you got when you were 12 (ADHD) then maybe dont make a big deal of it. However, if you talk to a recruiter about it, he'll do what needs to be done, generally. MEPS will threaten you but its ALL BULLSHIT. At the end of the day the recruiters and MEPS and the Army will not know anything you dont tell them.
LAW
FELONIES = NO (unless you got charged with a felony when you were like 12 years old it cant be waived)
DRUG CHARGES = NO
DUIs= Expect a waiver, more than 2 = gently caress no. History of alcoholism is a disqualifier for a lot of MOSs
Traffic tickets= Anything less than a $300 charge is no big deal as long as its paid.
DO NOT HIDE ANY LAW VIOLATIONS EVEN IF THEY WERE "EXPUNGED, DISMISSED, SEALED" OR WHATEVER, these can/will be found and gently caress your rear end hard if not disclosed.
Education If you have a GED, you are only eligible for RESERVES and must be able to score a 50 on the ASVAB. IF you have a GED and 15 Credit Hours at an accredited Post Secondary school, then you can do whatever as if you had a HS Diploma. College credit can get you promoted. Off the top of my head 24 = E2, 36=E3, Bachelors Degree=E4
Marriage Y/N no big deal
Dependents Anything more than 1 Spouse and 2 rugrats is a waiver. Sole custodian of kids is a no-go.
Testing Take a practice ASVAB. If you got less than a 30 then you will probably be leaving the office shortly.


Long post but people walk in my office all day out of tolerance with the erryday thinking we're the French Foreign Legion or something, so there you go.

Edit: No one gives a poo poo if you want OCS, no one is ever good enough and its
not worth the effort. Same for WOFT. Like, you had better be the Second Coming of Eisenhower or something.

That's a pretty pro post. Can you add some guidelines about financial status? I know I've seen quite a few posts, and been asked a few times about types/amounts of debts, and civil action related to those debts, ect.

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~

HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:

Please tell me you've had to waiver someone with two wives, that sounds hilarious. Or am I misreading that somehow?

No, haha, this is Mormon country where I'm at but it's just on the books like that.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)
If you enlisted and have some crazy tattoos that are a no-go these days, can you re-up or will the military decline your continued service?

DEVILDOGOOORAH
Aug 2, 2010

~Animu fan~

Oxford Comma posted:

If you enlisted and have some crazy tattoos that are a no-go these days, can you re-up or will the military decline your continued service?

I'm not sure how that's being approached in the real Army. I'd imagine people are grandfathered, but if you're seriously considering staying in, I'd probably try to get them cleaned up before you start competing for E7 and need a DA Photo, but that's just me and I'm not a SNCO so

edit: And they could do a bar to reenlistment, and that would get so many people out too

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

DEVILDOGOOORAH posted:

I'm not sure how that's being approached in the real Army. I'd imagine people are grandfathered, but if you're seriously considering staying in, I'd probably try to get them cleaned up before you start competing for E7 and need a DA Photo, but that's just me and I'm not a SNCO so

edit: And they could do a bar to reenlistment, and that would get so many people out too

Just curious. I'm not in the military but was just wondering. Also, there's a lot of talk in this thread about not enlisting if you have a degree, but what if your GPA was loving poo poo and you can just barely pass PT qualifications, and nowhere near a 300? WHAT THEN SERGEANT SMARTYPANTS?!

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Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

Oxford Comma posted:

Just curious. I'm not in the military but was just wondering. Also, there's a lot of talk in this thread about not enlisting if you have a degree, but what if your GPA was loving poo poo and you can just barely pass PT qualifications, and nowhere near a 300? WHAT THEN SERGEANT SMARTYPANTS?!

The military probably isn't a good place in that case because A) You still have a degree and B) The military is not a 4-6 year fitness plan.

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